Dane Cook on getting pulled over

[AnthonyGeneUnit]

This is why I love this guy. I was just in this situation last Saturday. Cop pulls me over and my friend in the passenger seat, and my brother is in the back seat, and they are acting silly. Cop asks for license and registration and I grabbed everything but the registration. Funny shit.

[hoodedmexican]

if you dont like him, go see the from 2010

[stepdaddyshit]

laughing

[ihatecountry777]

I don't hate this guy or anything, but he's just not that funny.

[TheXXkillerXx147]

What the flip? Why do people have to be flipping haters? Yes, he makes jokes, but that doesn't mean they're pointed at you asshole! Get it straight you douche trough. If you don't like his jokes...don't fucking listen to him then. He's fucking hilarious and if you can't handle his jokes, don't listen and shut your fucking mouth up>.< Sheeeeit!

[vjm3]

DANE COOK SUCKS I WATCHED THIS VIDEO SO I COULD COMPLAIN ABOUT HIM!!!

[lindsayluewho61]

@vjm3 wow, someone's drinking some haterade...

[johnnieknown]

DAMN YOU 360P!!!!!!!!

[makaylarox1]

69 dislikes. >3> Heh heh... Giggity.

[masterofjustice88]

"I have some burger king napkins"

[TheDrPepperdrinker]

Lol is that illegal footage?

[jemi3822]

Love Dan cook but terrible audio

[Redm00nShine]

I think everybody fighting is immature. Be a bigger person and get on with yr life for crying out loud. To be honest, i bet Dane Cook doesnt give 2 flying fucks to what they think anyways.

[callie3002619]

Gosh people I wasn't trying to start anything!!! JUST IGNORE MY COMMENTS!!

[MrUSAF40]

Why are y'all fighting on this video?

[ryancolemanify]

what the fight comments aboult....?

[SoCalDualSport]

The audio sucks. The video hacks blood. You cheap bastard...you bought the cheapest seats and then videoed it??? No wonder you are single. Dumbass.

[1998rodney]

@SoCalDualSport Dam calm down you can get sued or go to jail for cyberbullying, calm ur nipples.

[SoCalDualSport]

@1998rodney Sorry. Did I cross the line?

[SoCalDualSport]

@callie3002619 Shut yer piehole sally. Nobody's talkin to you.

[SoCalDualSport]

@callie3002619 Fuck off Hannah

[SoCalDualSport]

@callie3002619 I did not know at first that I was conversing with a 8 year old. My apoligies. Go home to mommy, little girl.

[SoCalDualSport]

@callie3002619 Quit makin rude comments. If your mom finds out...yer gonna be on restriction. Go deal with the acne issue for now.

[callie3002619]

@SoCalDualSport

I am trying to stop fighting so why don't you try with me? It's not that hard -.- Apparently to you I am eight and I can figure it out so why don't you try??

[SledR8cr]

@callie3002619

Is an ammeter part of the metric system? Not sure Ive ever heard of that.... "maybe a dumass ammeter"... You must be young cuz you cant spell. Stop surfing the web when youre supposed to be in school.

[callie3002619]

If you are really that sensitive about peoples spelling then you shouldn't be on the internet in the first place. -.-

[SledR8cr]

@SoCalDualSport

I like your sarcastic remarks. They are the best thing about YouTube. Love the "Sally' referrence. Guess no one else got it........

[SoCalDualSport]

@SledR8cr Hey...thanks...I know Avenged Sevenfold...They were in my motorcycle class.

[amber619pop]

is this on dvd yet?

[07LESiELi]

MY GOD .

If you fucking hate the guy , then dont watch him you douche .

[Bobscookies12345]

@07LESiELi They're too f*cking dumb to know how to use the mouse. -_-

[ZaneTheDarkLordAbyss]

It's awesome someone made a video while being there... but it's never in good quality....

[sHaDoWsTaLkEr899]

@rocksparadox faggot -_-

[OrganisationXII1]

@rocksparadox.he has a point your the troll he's trying to be reasonable

[TheVampireMuffin]

@OrganisationXII1 shhhhhhh... don't feed the troll. ;P

[HotPinkidy]

hahahahaha I was more into the fights below than the video above

[icthego1]

We must be swift as

the Coursing river

With all the force

of a great typhoon

With all the strength

of a raging fire

[littleshizza123]

if ur going to record stop laughing so we can hear wat he says

[Hobknocker4]

I stopped watching this because of that laugh in the background o__o

[BrookieCookiebear0]

Fights, fights everywhere o:

[ChuckingFunt]

What the fuck is up with the fight comments? O_O

[pokemonMAst3r2010]

@ChuckingFunt remember this is youtube and youtubers are one of the biggest idiots next to the infamous "narutards"

[rebelnomo]

Dane Cook is fucking hilarious.

[tcot80]

terrible quality

[rocksparadox]

@tcot80 You are right, the quality of his material and themes is absolutely abysmal.

[kstauffy1]

intense stuff below ....

[2012memphisbest]

@ogrish84 i understand ...its proberly true

[ogrish84]

Dane Cook, you're not funny in the slightest bit. GET THE FUCK OFF THE STAGE!

[guitarobsessed85]

@ogrish84 Are you angry because other people find him funny and you don't? You sound like a child. What makes you attack someone, who is not vicious, and who has not done anything to harm you? That is a compeletly ridiculous thing to say. He's on the stage because a lot of people find him entertaining enough to pay to watch him. That alone qualifies him to be there. You're a jerk.

[TigerGurl14]

@ogrish84 Jealous much?

[ogrish84]

@TigerGurl14 Retarded much?

[TigerGurl14]

@ogrish84 Um if being retarded is being in 10th grade in all advanced classes making all A's then yeah im retarded ...

[ogrish84]

@TigerGurl14 Don't worry love, all your hopes and dreams will be smashed when you have yourself a baby and get yourself a drug habit.

[TigerGurl14]

@ogrish84 Haha thats funny cause the last time i checked my parents raised me better than that

[ogrish84]

@TigerGurl14 Haha that's funny because your parents don't influence if a dick gets you pregnant or you take up a chemical vice. Welcome to the real world sweet heart, reality bites and it will soon bite you in the ass. I hope your baby is a niglet hahaha.

[ogrish84]

@TigerGurl14 P.S: If your parents raised you better than that, how come your parents didn't raise you to have better tastes in comedy?

[TigerGurl14]

@ogrish84 That has nothing to do with my parents , and i think he is hilarious . I think your just jealous because he is on a stage and he is making money and making people be entertained.And what are you doing with your life?

[ogrish84]

@TigerGurl14 Sorry to inform you of the obvious but Dane Cook isn't hilarious is the slightest bit. He doesn't even come up with his own material. The guy acts like a retard on stage and you guys pay to laugh at him for it. I just love how all you Dane Cook fans always go back to the whole "You're just jealous" defense tactic. It doesn't work sweetie! This man looks like he's high on some bad drugs and so is his fans. I'm a full time Dane Cook troll by the way. Enjoy your niglet & drug habit.:@)

[TigerGurl14]

@ogrish84 I was just saying that i have my opinions and you have yours , but you dont have to put him down like that!You dont know how that could hurt someones feelings!I mean what if you had a very good job and had fun doing it and someone came up to you and said "You suck at your job , and i dont care how you feel" I mean like god damn give the guy a break.He doesnt need haters taking up all his comment space.

[ogrish84]

@TigerGurl14 Look love, this is the Internet where people state what's on their mind. Plenty of people hate certain types of music singers, bands, actors/actresses, comedians and so on an so forth. That doesn't mean that they truly hate the guts of the person that they find to be a terrible *insert here*. We all love & hate certain entertainers. That's just life! I hate Dane Cook because he's over-hyped (Just like a lot of films, singer an so on are these days. Dane Cook is a Troll comedian. ;D

[littleblueclovers]

@ogrish84 if you hate his jokes, then why are you watching this video?

[ogrish84]

@littleblueclovers I didn't actually watch his video to be quite honest with you. I just typed "Dane Cook" into the old youtube search engine and then picked a random clip of his to troll Dane Cook fans. I love to troll Dane Cook fans because they're so easy to troll. It's just like Justin Bieber fans are easy to troll. You don't have to do much to get a bunch of retarded fans crying a river of tears, over a couple of comments left by a Internet troll. I love you Dane Cook fans but I hate Dane.

[katterainia]

@ogrish84 do you really have nothing left in your life because it seems like you must have a real f**ked up life to want to ruin other peoples day. also whats with bringing justin beiber up, hes a singer dane is a comedian. also could the poster of this video disable the comments so others dont have to read this bull

[ogrish84]

@katterainia Are you a post dictator? I love how Dane Cook fans always freak the fuck out when someone says something negative about Dane Cock. Dane Cook isn't a God. You don't worship the ground he walks upon. So now go take your chill pill and drink a cup of STFU.

[katterainia]

@ogrish84 who said that i was a dane cook fan. hes funny but im not obsessed, i dont worship the ground he walks on. i know hes not god. also i cant believe that you actually even bothered replying shouldn't you have something better to do?

[ogrish84]

@katterainia I just love it when you call a Dane Cook fan out on their obsession with Dane Cook. They get uncomfortable an then begin to act disinterested with in Dane Cook. You ain't fooling a soul. You even went onto bitch about Justin Bieber being bought up in my comment. Then you act like king of youtube an demand the comment page on Dane Cook clips to be disabled. Just so people can't state how much they hate Dane Cock & his bad sense of humor.

P.S: Dane Cook still sucks by the way. HA!

[katterainia]

@ogrish84 i only just started watching dane cook a few days ago. you know what i kinda find it funny that you just cant let the commenter have the last word you always have to reply. i dont care that you dont like dane cook. also i love these comment arguments they are funny

ps. i dont like justin beiber and i only brought him up because he is a singer so he is completely different to dane or any comedian

[kitwish]

@ogrish84 I actually agree with you (And yes, I did read all your comments~). It *is* fun to troll the super-fans, and such. And people *do* overreact. I'm just going to point out that things could be said nicer~ But other than that, you are correct in everything you say... Only I think Dane's worth atleast have a shitbomb~ I laugh at his retarded "dance moves" XD

[vevoisgay95]

@ogrish84 If you dont like him, why in the world are you watching his video? Why dont you go look up some bs video you find entertaining, and argue with someone who gives a crap. Quite frankly, no one here wants to see comments from a instigator, who oviously has issues with suppressed homosexuality.

[ogrish84]

@vevoisgay95 Are you one of those dumb fucks that don't bother to read the comments from the person you're posting to first. If you had bother to read all my comments, than you would know the answer to all your silly little questions. Now go suck Dane Cook's dick, you stupid fuck that lacks any taste in comedy.

[vevoisgay95]

@ogrish84 You're such a little douche bag! You're idea of comedy is probably watching grass grow! You wouldn't know funny if Dane Cook took a shit in your mouth! Go screw yourself and have a nice day!! :D

[rocksparadox]

@vevoisgay95 nice reply , fangirl...

Most intelligent people would take 1 minute of a show made by Carlin, Hicks or any talented comedian over a lifetime of free shows from this hack.

mwuahahahha, truth hurts.

[ztbsk8er]

@rocksparadox That's your own opinion douche bag.

[pgmurph301]

@rocksparadox lolz your comedians are dead

[rocksparadox]

@pgmurph301 It's true... but their humour is SO MUCH DEEPER, funnier, has more life in it....... than certain wannabe entertainers will ever produce.

[jabow15]

@rocksparadox Then why are you watching it?

[rocksparadox]

@jabow15 To educate, and enlighten the burden of those who only know such faggotry as this.

[MrIHasCrayons]

@rocksparadox your going to diss my hero?

[rocksparadox]

@MrIHasCrayons You're going to complete an erroneous sentence?

[MrIHasCrayons]

@rocksparadox so obvious troll is obvious, hate the world because it gives you attention that you never had. Pathetic

[rocksparadox]

@MrIHasCrayons It seems like you could have tried a bit more than to copy paste some standard ''wisdom'' of the internetz.

It's a noble cause to convert slaves of the cook to, for instance, Carlin and Hicks

I am just trying to plant seeds ..........

[MrIHasCrayons]

@rocksparadox you do know that everyone is different right? if they dislike something they will dislike it, in this case you, but if they love something the only thing that will deter them from their choice is either a catastrophe or crime of which their idol was involved. a seed is useless, especially if you dis a hero and make his followers hate you, next time just advertise said comedian.

[rocksparadox]

@MrIHasCrayons Hero, oh come on...quit being so gay for him.

[MrIHasCrayons]

@rocksparadox well obviously your jealous, because he is getting attention that you never could. quit hating on something you dont like because it is different to what you are used to. People like him, and you saying he sucks sounds very hollow, especially since all of his videos have at least 300k views

[rocksparadox]

@MrIHasCrayons Right, I am about as jealous of his talent in comedy as I am jealous of your grammar.

For that matter, having a lot of views does not make something great per se, that is an ''argumentum ad populum'' which is a fallacious argument that concludes a proposition to be true because many or most people believe it.

Wikipedia says you suck. look it up.

[MrIHasCrayons]

@rocksparadox popularity is a solid source to use, and my grammar may not be the greatest, but my opinion of him doesnt change, no matter what you say. you can spell everything you write as nicely as you want, cause i will only read it once. your opinion is your own, as is mine, but many share mine, while only some share yours. Bitch all you want, and dis me all you like, cause its coming from you and i simply cant take you seriously

[rocksparadox]

@MrIHasCrayons Y U SO SMART?

loser.

[MrIHasCrayons]

@rocksparadox it was simple as that? didnt think you would be that pathetic, you have my pity

[rocksparadox]

@MrIHasCrayons Y U SO PITYFUL :D?

[rocksparadox]

@MrIHasCrayons Grow chesthair

[rocksparadox]

@MrIHasCrayons I sense an unusual amount of emotions and lack of logic in your wordsplurges, are you religious ( christfag) in any way and has that to do with why you like this goody ff ing twoshoes so much?

[MrIHasCrayons]

@rocksparadox If you really want to make this about religion, and stray completely of topic, then i will answer you: I am not religious, more atheist than anything. I like him because he makes me laugh, i truly dont see how religion can affect me liking or hating him any more than it effects me liking or hating you, it all comes down to personalities, and yours is simply one of tunnel vision, whereas his is one of a lighthearted person that just wants to make people laugh.

tunnel vision = troll

[rocksparadox]

@MrIHasCrayons Get a sense of humor and watch one of the thousands of FUNNIER comedians..

[MrIHasCrayons]

@rocksparadox in your eyes, hence, tunnel vision, hence, unsuccessful troll

[rocksparadox]

@MrIHasCrayons Keep on crying in the free world!

[MrIHasCrayons]

@rocksparadox LOL you calling it a free world goes against everything you just said, and at first i thought you were at least slightly retarded, now i can see your a full blown idiot with no idea as to what he has previously said. stfu and let the world get smarter without your stupid ideas floating around

[rocksparadox]

@MrIHasCrayons Let the great dane enhance your world, you pitiful anti intellectual little fanboy, wannabe troll who fails at life and therefore needs a loserlike fratboy rolemodel like this bitchdane. :D

Byebye, don't let intelligent humor hit you on the way out.

[MrIHasCrayons]

@rocksparadox first off im not a troll, second i dont see any reason for him being my idol as being a bad thing, and third, calling yourself intellectual only improves my point of you having tunnel vision.

[rocksparadox]

@MrIHasCrayons keep crying like a fanboy with no valid argument.

[MrIHasCrayons]

@rocksparadox are you really that stupid that you dont even know what im trying to get at? everyone is different, we all have different perspectives, your opinion is your own, as is mine, everything you say will have no meaning cause nobody is going to take the time to read your messages, why are you still here, etc, etc. i have more arguments then you do and you still think YOUR opinion is the only one that matters.

and im pretty sure your trolling, otherwise you would have to be retarded

[Shadowbugger]

@ogrish84 kid just stop trying... unplug your computer becuz fail troll is fail

[rebelnomo]

@ogrish84 Because you're a boring ass peice of shit who can't take a joke nobody gives two squirts of piss what you think so stfu bitch.

[jdude666666]

@rebelnomo cool story bro

[vevoisgay95]

@ogrish84 You obviously got onto your little computer, typed in Dane Cook, searched his video, and watched it so STFU and enjoy the totally awesome show.

[77DarkButterfly]

@ogrish84 Dude this is just a video, no reason to get all worked up about it. Take your lame bitching somewhere else

[masterofjustice88]

lmao "you could have spina bifida and you'd straighten right up"

[sirpancherto]

The Burger King napkins line was the only thing from him I've ever laughed at

[2012memphisbest]

I CANT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING HE'S SAYING

[ogrish84]

@2012memphisbest That's because Dane Cook has a cock shoved in his mouth all the time.

[Spetsnaz2077]

@ogrish84 Lol'd@butthurtfagot.

[ogrish84]

@Spetsnaz2077 Good luck with your homosexuality.

[Spetsnaz2077]

@ogrish84 Lol'd@terriblecomeback

[pokecrazygal]

I NEVER practially NEVER thunks down a Dane cook or ANY video. but this video i can't make out a single word! All I can see is this annoying laughter.

[sofieorrico]

love him.

[yourmusicguru]

@GEttinfaded1 that's not something to brag about

[Kreighzey]

I cant make out one word clearly

[vickytoria20]

if he says spine bifida in one more of his skits Im punching his face

[mathias12131415]

@vickytoria20 dude hes fucking awesome shut ur fucking mouth hes funnier than u could ever be

[KatieMae661]

51 people were shot in the face due to their ADD friend

[junebugjay]

I can't here a thinggggg shitty video js

[SEA7487]

Good man, and talked the reality

[GEttinFaded1]

JDK u fucking idiot blacks made rap

[JDK1981]

and if not for want to be niggers rap music would be a black enterprise...

[zachgros]

This video is horrible but he's funny

[DHGENDWAR]

Heatperu is fucked up like u think you will be a bird you will be died in a box so you will not be able to shit on danes head u prick

[mrkanker1]

@DHGENDWAR wat?

lolz

[yosaputa]

@heatperu13 if so you must be a narsasistic sick poisoned demented nazi communist terorist baby killing ass hole and you should be shot on sight and have your arms ripped off.. no offence of course

[angusyoung20]

this must be funny hes saying stuff that people do

[BloodWarXXI]

lol stop hating people, if it's funny then just laugh. If you hate the guy then why are you watching him?

[MoeGreensRightEye]

If it weren't for 15 year old girls this imbecile would be working at a car wash.

[jacktheripperrules]

@MoeGreensRightEye im a 14 year old guy and hes really funny so ya know waht fuck you

[JDK0316191]

@jacktheripperrules 14 year old "Guy"? More like "14 year old boy".

[wendyspwnsu]

@jacktheripperrules how... you've never been pulled over...

[lv85huenex]

@jacktheripperrules pfft 14 is sooo 2 years ago... for me

[jacktheripperrules]

@lv85huenex i know its sooo last year right?

[77DarkButterfly]

@jacktheripperrules It doesn't matter how old you are, you're still an asshole.

[jacktheripperrules]

@77DarkButterfly how am i an asshole?

[77DarkButterfly]

@77DarkButterfly If you don't know forget about it. T.T

[BeccaT572]

48 people got pulled over today and handed the cop a BK napkin.. bad mistake... lmao

[TheFakawiTribe]

So someone's laughing at the show and you really big men behind your keyboards want to call her names. You gutless pieces of shit.

[amadonia1]

@TheFakawiTribe

Look whose gutless, you can only call people gutless pieces of shit when they are behind their keyboards, meet em in person and your a spineless jackass

[tony48873]

1:58 to 2:05 is the truth and its bullshit

[Dude970715]

rofl ikr

[flexer122]

OH MY GOG Dane Cook is fuking hilarious heres the thing though.... i can't fuking hear shit cuz of that bitch in the background

[xSixt4x]

SHUT UP WHORE IN THE BG I CANT FUCKING HEAR

[wendyroberts77]

Love Dane Cook lol

[SweeTipiez]

Top of the evening t'ya ! LMFAO

[coleybenton]

SON OF A BITCH STOP LAUGHING OHH I WANT WHAT DANE COOK SAID IN THE SNEEZING ATHEIST TO HAPPEN TO THAT BITCH ASS

[Crazy4SasuNaru]

somebody should choke the bitch laughing behind you.. it's sad that i hear her more clearly than Dane Cook...

[Crazy4SasuNaru]

sombody should choke that bitch laughin behindf you...

[ironmancwb]

You should have turned around  and slapped the piss outta that stupid bitch laughing by you

[Miya902]

The sound quality is so poor.. I can't understand what he's saying.. Dx

[avrilrocks55]

Dane Cook is amazing X)

[hornerchick]

Do you know why I pulled you over? Um..well i was actually trying to figure that out because first of im White...omg i though i was gona die of laughter

[Wolfgirl2321]

Ok, I hear sounds.. but if those are words or not, i can't make it out. o_O''

[tanteenbug]

YOU CANT HEAR SHIT!

[TsumaranaiKahTay]

He likes to mention spina bifida XD all the time..

[4c3NiNja]

funny but true and I had that feeling WTF is a registration and I would show the officer what ever I have lmao Just found out what it look like when I finally bought my own

[Zach2264]

Hahahahahahaha I know exactly how that feeling is. Don't even remember what fuckin paper it is or what it looks like so ur sitting there for like 10 mins lookin for it.

[dorigzz]

dane cook isnt funny unless with bad drawings in the backround to explain -check my profile- :D

[1Vampireand1angel]

top of the eveing lol i say that to my naghbor (part of th police) XD

[Fritzlardig]

The shitty video quality is still too good for the likes of him.

[lipsync4]

The bk lounge!!!!

[Cloudmon123]

is this video legal or did u tape it at the show........

[aelakwow]

This is almost as awsome as the people who take cameras into movie theaters and post videos of them. Congragulations.