I ALMOST DIED

[djwolfgirl]

"dude! WHAT THE FUCK?!"

"dude, whats wrong?"

lmao

[cassandre2468]

I think Swifty is singing "If I Could Turn Back Time" by Cher

[SuicideisPainlessx]

Can I have intercourse with charles, then we can get married and raise alpacas together... please? :) .. I like alpacas.

[g2fingers]

thts about exactly how i say wat the fuck, cuz i always say it loud or just plain scream it lol

[1thebestnameever]

@comicfire7 whats the dubstep at the end of the video?

[xbecabooxox]

Omg I think I died laughing at this :L

[TheGlittermonkey]

My mom yelled at me for laughing so much.. Lmfaaaooo

[xxcandiedapples]

what's the song at the end

[TooSweetToCare]

cute!

[vildetokita94]

Great, now I've randomly been singing Cher for the last two days.

[VampireGoddess01]

that's exactly how i say WHAT THE FUCK x)

[childerson11]

Lmfao = laughing my fucking ass off

[DianeMe21]

So Hot. ;)

[Gameskater1]

sup swifty.

[TheAdorkable1100]

i have the same glass cup at my house;P

[TeraUichi]

What is the name of that glorious dubstep at the end of the video? 

[midnightfreak1406]

WHAT THE FUCK?!

What dude??

Lmfao xD

[ILoveTheUsed69]

oh & my name is Jordan too. :D but i'm a girl.....

[ILoveTheUsed69]

how old is Jordan? his voice is so deep & sexy, it doesn't go with him. he's sexy as fuck, it's just weird cause he looks like 17. but i'm assuming he's my age (19) or older.

[ArgentinianCreep]

0:52 This is how all ''WHAT THE FUCK''s should sound like.

[bruisedbyakiss]

This is my favourite video of yours :'L

[paigeroni4ever]

I'm trying not to laugh cuz its one in the morning and everyone is sleeping... its not working XD

[HammyMunster]

When Swifty was just hitting the pan with his spoon and staring into outer space I literally fell out of my chair I laughed so hard.

[yolanda0916]

Lol Jordan's face

[iluvyewboi]

Youre soooooo cute!

[Kelsie154]

When Matt started laughing, I choked on my gum. lmao

[1thebestnameever]

What's the song at teh end of the outro? Its awesome. :3

[IzzaFeja]

So waite, you choke to DEATH, but yeat you`re still alive. I don`t get it...or you a robot ninja or something? n_n

[AudieDiddle]

Metal spoon in a non-stick pan? Are you fucking kidding me?! Oh right, because that coating sure is tasty... WHEN YOU SCRAPE IT OFF!

[silver00bullet]

@AudieDiddle hahahaha thats what i tough

[sorariku107]

What Game is he playing on the computer?

[MelanieFoSho]

@sorariku107 eden eternal.

[OlivesGummyBears112]

@sorariku107 Eden Eternal.

[beckarocks2277]

yall look like brothers!!! wait are yall???:))hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[MsPinkyBluexx]

Comicfire7 & swiftkaratechop are the best mix of youtubers ever!! :3

[XxCassyJayNinjaxX]

I played 2:30 over and over again. i laughed my ass off.

[ithral1]

omg swifty sounds like gir lol

[17friendc]

I LOVE IT IT WEIRD

[17friendc]

I LOVE IT

[boxcarsarefast]

Can anyone tell me what song swifty is singing?

[Trivilar]

can anyone tell me what he is cooking i cant tell

[cassandre2468]

@Trivilar Human flesh.........

[SuperAsinine]

@Trivilar Chorizo

[BlackVeilBridesLuvar]

when swifty started laughing it made me laugh

[kingcheeseisgreat]

What game was he playing? D:

[cassandre2468]

@kingcheeseisgreat Eden eternal its in the description :) 

[callmecrazybecoziam]

@kingcheeseisgreat it's in the description ;)

[ItTakesAFlameToBlaze]

*chokes*

WHAT THE FUCK!

what dude

[AshmeeRawr]

lmao at 1:26 CHARLES!!!! aww i <3 that :D

[ShatteredHeart2597]

@AshmeeRawr

So do i (:

[Zipperfied]

when swifty started laughing i got scared XD

[PhantasyStardumb]

Holy shit that happened to me the other day! I drank some water and a tiny tickle in my throat made me choke...for like 40 seconds, but the worst part was.... my mom was right next to me.

[PhantasyStardumb]

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

...what dude?

[PhantasyStardumb]

Are you DEAF?

......

Well, that answers that question...

[MsVivi1006]

1:25

[MsVivi1006]

CHARLES!!!!!!!!

[TheArac3l1]

Awesome , I mean u Jordan choking lol JK don't choke !!

[iluvdinos100]

Dude, ive almost died by choking like 5 times cuz im a sped ahahaha

[ab21655]

Well what happened to him today?!?!

[DaynaDaiquiri]

27 people have obviously never choked on their food...

[unknownxsurvivor15]

haha the laughing part reminded me of evil dead

[MIGUELenjoySKATING]

when swifty starts laughing, makes me lose my shit xD

[mychinisnamedpaco]

I've watched this like 4 times, and U STILL laugh my ass off at Swifty xD

[mericlessful]

i love swifty laffs, reminds me of gir =)

[carly9xo]

@mericlessful  i agree :)

[TheCosmicWolfEpitaph]

cher xD

[LoserSuckIt]

Swiffty looks like Enrique Iglesias ! <3

[18monkeytown18]

Comic fire should make a song it seems like it would be mad cool

[LoserSuckIt]

My favorite part is the "WHAT THE FUCK"

Reminds me of my friend Spencer :P

[liltimmy345]

dammit Swifty look Jordan is talking to you!!!!!! --- Sent From Comicfire7's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[girlieManda]

im scared D:

[Yaynessing]

o.O I play that game.

[bunnybooties]

I swear dude this happened to me at work.During lunch, my co-workers and supposed friends were laughing at me while I was choking on a piece of bread from my sammich! I was like,"Fukkin' evil demon bitches from Hell!"

[pepsicolababes546]

Made the intro into a ringtone<3

[andyizawsome]

Oh Hai ! ;D

[bmitchell98]

ha ha, swifty sounded like gir!!!

[bknygurl]

I hope you realize that your theme song is EXTREMELY catchy. You should have some kind of warning/caution thing saying : "WARNING: Theme song may be stuck in your head all day." ... or something. Just a suggestion.

[KKmaster124]

WHat game was ahe playing???????????????

[HannaaaaaahBAM]

what's the dubstep at the end called :c?

[RipstikKid10]

Question is: Why the fuck is he cooking eggs on a stove that's turned off? O.o

[SamDaLittleMonster]

"Dude, What the fuck!?" Aha!!

[TreCoolfan1554]

...I...Like...That...Cup..o-o

[mimi76868]

Hi lost lost cousin lmao jk idk maybe

[CynicallyGone]

...is it sad that after i heard "its like a cross between kingdom hearts and naruto" i stopped paying attention and tried to figure out what game was being spoken about.. o.o

[soullessspoon]

I just like staring at your face.

[MAKExLOVExNOTxTOAST]

*Waves arms* CHARLES!!!!

[Dissadrio]

@2:01 , it reminds me of the Roger Rabbit film. :L

[peaceluver54]

Skrillex !!!!!



[CupcakeFreakkk]

aw he's getting cuter everyday

[xpajamapartyx]

1:27 xDDDDD I played that over and over

[YouuDunGoofed]

Hahaha

c:

[kirastinn]

ohmydeargoshjesus!!! i have that shirttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!! :DDDD

[Crushin1993]

We have the same lappytop... :D

[DaynaDaiquiri]

*gets up and waves arms angrily* CHARLES!!! D:- lmao

[BFF1012]

Lmao this is hilarious.

[CherryNukaCola1]

I love how Swifty's hair flipped up when he started laughing :P

[UsernameInvalid115]

lmfao mr.ducky: (laugh) pussy

xD

[slaya771]

LOL "this is like a cross between kingdom hearts and naruto."

[valeriawthmoment]

IDE save u D:!

[xXAllyShadowXx]

I would never let you die Jordan<333

Mouth to mouth fer sure ;)

[yourcathatesme]

press 6 for some boring irrelevant shit

[mugenfan123]

Umm what game was he playing, it actually looks pretty cool. thnks

[SAMxMITRA]

i love the guy in the background just eatin cereal

[xxbrunaloverxx]

anyone notice at 0:57 that he has 2 things to eat lying on his plate and when he turns around suddenly there's nothing there anymore

[MelissaMassacre16]

what did that guy say at 1:00 ?

[schasse2011]

i love how swifty sings when he cooks food... which does not look edible haha

[WiccidKaye]

Swifty's name is Matt?

What's VidCon?

Why are you so sexy?

[forevertherandomchic]

WTF IS HE COOKING?

[MegaKoolify]

yay swifty !!!!!!!

[ArmedWithCookiez]

I laughed so hard at this XD

And btw-- you have the same laptop as me! ^-^

[haiimjess]

xDDDD

[julielovechicken]

2:02  ahahahah

[xCuppieCake3]

haha guy at the computer playing world of warcraft ftw

[boosaten]

i need that dubstep song

[hawt4sanjaya]

finally a decent video from ya

[raquelpad1]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!! XD

[hayde108]

@charlieissomine That's not nice to say='(

[PrincessAly1996]

@charlieissomine As mean as that is... It's the truth..

[pepsicolababes546]

@charlieissomine He still has a kickass intro!

[lNasukal]

1:28 HILARIOUS! xD

[raquelpad1]

Lmao

[rebelangel0987]

When Swifty started laughing he sounded like GIR from Invader Zim. I laughed so hard!! XD

[ZashIshimata]

He is playing eden eternal epic

[MuFFiNz123123]

Jesus Christ let the man cook his breakfast!

[akoyaahime]

I LOL'ED SO HARD! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[BobKuzuze12]

Oay whats up with this! I was looking for my fave Video by you and you took it off i was all like " WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK" gosh that was the Video that made me get the shirt and now its fucking gone WHY! I loved yah and all but i really want all your old videos to come back. those were good, these are not

[xEmilyEverlasting]

At 00:40 is there a dude eating cereal? LOLOL.

[JeydonWaleFan123456]

"It changed my life for the better. No not really, but it's cool" xD

[ZombieAttack69]

Kingdom Hearts FTW!

[xXxYouBeTrollinxXx]

Lmao

[LostLuver014]

JOOOOOORRDAAAAAN NUUUUUUU!! F***ING SAVE HIM!! <3

[authenticmind]

Stop using your theme song and see what happens in a few months...LOL DARE YOU!!! PUSSY!

[MissBluJay]

I like it when he says what the fuck ^_^

[sweetpea31897]

I only watch your videos because of your awesome theme song. XD

[ultimateKillerAdam]

lol

 --- Sent From Comicfire7's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[xxfcKncLubh3adxx]

2:03 - i died.

[AwesomeFinder2]

Kingdom of Hearts and Naruto sounds very noobish.

[Kiwi663]

Now, what's Swifty making in that pan?

[SaraIsWilder]

1:27 favorite part

[ilyzdc]

This video was really funny!!! and totally epic!! And Swifty is always crazy

[Sk8EatSleepRepeat]

@Nigahiga I love this guy too!

[JelloBabe1231]

How do you know Swifty? Please like.

[LeopardGecko97]

eden eternal? that game is for fucking n00bs >.>

[maddyalyse]

QUESTION: Are you gay? I know thats random but in some of your other videos it made it seem like you might be...so are? or bi? Just wondering

[MIGUELenjoySKATING]

When swifty started laughing, i pissed my pants xD

[smileytie247]

It says my likes isnt real :\

[ash07grad]

God yes, I'm just going to sing Cher when people try to talk to me from now on!

[jazminrox]

i laughed so hard when swifty's laugh came on. fucking high ass pitch

[screamoislife44]

trolololololololol i love swifty

[midnighttheskitty]

lol swifty

[SporkMurderer]

<3 you jordan!

[SierraLovesUTube]

Uncensored Fuck. Awesome.

[HelloItsJoanna]

he might have stop straightening it becuz it can damage ur hair other than that he is sduper smexay without it straightened ;)

[LyssaRenne]

I don't know why, but I think it's fucking hilarious when Matt coughs, and stands there with that weird smile tapping the spoon in the frying pan.

:D

[mirandaisacat]

:D Matt knows that song? HELL YEAH.

[bluenwhite16]

2:01 I couldn't stop laughing.

But really the entire video was hilarious! Except for the part where you die D: lol

[TheShadowBoy15]

eden eternal is awesome!!!!!!!!!

[xKaitlinKhaoticx]

CHARLES!!!! hahaha i laughed at that :D

[chikadee123123]

Yu look oddly orange at the end of the video :3

[lalalyndsey26]

I like me that dubstep xD

[NeroXIII]

Sup pussy

[Drewmister55]

eden entrnal at 1:01? xD

[XmansonmearX]

ah swifty singing always brings me joy xD

great video :D

[hollywoodconverse9]

I would cry so hard if yu died Jordan



[Justinbieberfan1588]

Haha Your so cute jordan but I would prefer if you didn't choke again thnaks I LOVE YOU!

[anion10100]

I luv the constant WTF!!! lol!! :D

[11Gabbe]

WHAT THE FAWK?

[navyvintage]

This video is so funny:))

Lol,

[RawrMonsterKitty]

oh my god swiftys epic face 1:28 xD pricless.

[AlexVonVanity]

swifty being swifty[;<3