Lars is back ... whoopee.

[MelodyElize]

My twin brudher from another mudher! *faints*

[TheStepfordNews]

OMG! I love you! This is the best.

Your hair is so nice, it's actually a shorter, staighter version of mine!

Tootles my dear...

[bangtizzy]

sphincterlocken hahaha

[bet0001970]

Didn't my boyfriend duct-tape you to a table an stab you in the brain with a fork?

Just sayin'....

[moomay11649]

Aw Sweetie. I want child support for our 8 children.

[DeXimE]

I knew it!! Wohoo can't wait to see more!

+ Bouncer doing the commercials? loool ;P

[verytrulyvideo]

: )) if all the ads on youtube were that entertaining there would be no fuss!

[RandomPoke]

OMFG YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY­AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

LARS IS BACK! im so excited.

[trillian57]

I missed you Lars! I can't wait for the new Lars show. One word of warning, you might not want Brian to help you with your tags! LOL

[SadieDammit]

I love you, but I want my shower cap back.

The ads were hilarious.

Looking forward to your show!

[maximuswynn]

That was really funny. I hadn't seen many of your videos till now and this was hilarious. Keep it up!!!!!!

[ladypn]

Lars, das wunderbar! Ausgelassen! Bewundernswert!

[downwithborgs]

Hi Lars, nice to meet you:-)

[kenrg]

Lovely to have you back. I once faked my own death. It sort of worked, but I had a hell of a time getting out of the crematorium.

[OhCurt]

Welcome back, Lars. I KNEW you had to be behind the Mad Libs feature!

...does this mean you were also behind Oprah and the skateboarding doggy??

8-O

[star07th]

Welcome Back!!!

[Illuminatta]

Welcome back, dahlink. Can't wait to see more of you... ;)

[berzerkeley]

sphinkterladen. I laughed my way all the way through this. VONDERVUL!

[HeidiSaid]

Great return... and the add segment, well, very clever. (heads-up 7-up.... wow, what a throwback!)

[tankpup]

boys play nice.. Don't make me have to pull my belt out.

[PinkPoley]

woop woop larsy baby welcome back.

[stylistbrighton]

hehhehehehehehehh yay!!!!! i love you lars...

[Steampiper]

Welcome back Lars; Happy Easter to you Brian and yours!........Rick

[Anjelikka]

welcome back Lars

[Anjelikka]

welcome back Lars

[mikma]

MIKMA WAS HERE

[projectblogsphere]

Wait, wait, wait... did the Bouncer say "good money" or "skin money"? Gotta watch it again in high quality.

Oh, and, welcome back Lars. :-)

[sunships89]

yay!!!!!!!! :D

[BilliLovesMargot]

gut, sehr sehr gut!! ;)

[kayceprincess]

woohoo welcome back lars :) glad ur back kay`ce lovessss watching you :)

[bnessel1973]

I'll tell him to be well behaved! It makes me nervous that he might help form young minds. : )

[mastergunner99]

Dearest Lars,

I desire only to rip your tits off.

Love,

Shawn

[bnessel1973]

How did you know he was into that?!

[mastergunner99]

Wikipedia

[IAGuy06]

Out of respect for Brian, I won't unsub right away... I'll see where this goes. ;)

[bnessel1973]

No, feel free to unsub. When I saw he was back, I unsubbed with my 432 dummy accounts.  I make me sick.

[IAGuy06]

*hands some aspirin and a Tums*

[bugsinrug]

Lars Dahling !!! Oh, I have missed you so! Look me up when you get the chance okay? Smooches, Chris

[bnessel1973]

Oh, Chris, I'm sure he'll look you up when he gets the chance ... man, I hope it's soon so I can get him outta here!

[irejectreality]

Lars, now your back, please tell me: did you live in my attic for a couple of weeks? I coulda sworn I heard you...

[bnessel1973]

He said he was only up there a couple days. I don't know who you were hearing the rest of the time.

[irejectreality]

hmm... probably evil santa. He likes to spy on me sometimes...

[FroGhandi]

I am lovin' the new hair Briain. Wait, this isnt Brian.

[bnessel1973]

I haven't had hair for 5 years! : )

[worm2glow]

Not that german guy again..ugh! ;P

the ads were great!!

[bnessel1973]

Well, maybe his ads will continue to be entertaining. : )

[dosenpfaendle]

I missed you, Lars. =(

[bnessel1973]

I missed him too ... he's a fast little sonofabitch.

[KavernKitty]

So HAppy to have you back LArs !Can I get An Ad on your show! Pleaseeeeee!! LOL

[bnessel1973]

Send all requests to the Bouncer. He handles them.

[Pippilly]

Sphincterlochen ROFL!!! It vil take me a vile to get used to you being back but I vil get used to it. Whoooo ver those women with Pitcher? Hmmmph I forgot vot my name is now because I'm so.... Ah yes... Your beloved Crotcholita

[bnessel1973]

Lars always referred to you as "Wednesday". I have no idea what that meant. : )

[Pippilly]

ROFL!  You tell him he can call me Friday!

[GeneticBlend]

That's a load of crap, Lars! You know that wasn't your idea. This is the thanks I get? Unbelievable!

[bnessel1973]

Look, Joe, I just want you to know I had nothing to do with the vlog. I told Lars it was a bunch of crap to try and steal your thunder. But, what more can I do?!

[djben1977]

My here! :-)

[mythreeguys]

Wait, who's Lars again?

[bnessel1973]

Your baby's daddy?!

[mythreeguys]

WHAT?!?! Oh great, that explains Cam's accent.

[TubeSkanke]

Come over here and help me hide my egss..

[bnessel1973]

You still have some left?! Lars said you were like a 20 year old, but I thought he was talking figuratively.

[tankpup]

YAY>.. LARS IS BACK.. GREAT to see you back. Brian be nice to lars. Lars be extra nice to brian. he knows best.

[bnessel1973]

I'm going to try to get along with Lars, I promise... kind of.

[samsarajade]

lol-those ads can get quite distracting! Welcome back Lars!

[bnessel1973]

Hopefully he'll make enough to pay rent.

[bnessel1973]

We just haven't decided where that space should be.

[bnessel1973]

He's like a virus - just hard to get rid of him.

[Candee14]

Lars <3

[bnessel1973]

I don't know how he's going to react to you. First you went with the Bouncer, now you're husband... Lars has had a thing for you for a LONG time, and never felt wanted.

[Candee14]

wow, I had no idea Lars had these feelings. Sadly, I am still pining away for the Bouncer. He never quite got over me getting knocked up by my husband though. =[

[bnessel1973]

Well, the Bouncer really wanted to be the knocker ... wait, what?!

[eefgirl]

Yeay Larsie is back I love you too...Very much

[bnessel1973]

Not you, too, eef?!! Aw, man!

[eefgirl]

I can still love you brian... You are still my best boy (It's come far if I start quoting Leonardo In Titanic) I love you please don't doubt that :-)

[bnessel1973]

But you love HIM more! You do! *runs crying*

[eefgirl]

Shh come here and give me a hug..I don't...I Love you more because I know you would never leave...Lars prooved that he does :-)

[musosf]

Ahh...the long international nightmare is over. Looking forward to a new season of Larsy baby!

rotating weiner-asterisks...mmm.

[bnessel1973]

There's nothing like a weiner asterisk ... wait, what?!

[randomprodinc]

Yayyy Lars is back!

[bnessel1973]

Yeah, where's the parade?...

[randomprodinc]

Right behind you

-runs-

[suuzzee5]

Larsie baby, you old dear, you...so glad to see you again!!! At the risk of offending ... a resurrection on Easter weekend??? lolol It's just my black Irish humor ... so sorry... LMAO!!!

[bnessel1973]

Jeso Petes! Son of Gosh!

[TimberGeek]

"Sphincterlochen, now that's a weiner"... Priceless!

[bnessel1973]

Actually, it's a buck twenty-five. : )

[TimberGeek]

Such a deal... ;)

[bnessel1973]

That's what she said.

[winger1212]

Yeah, Lars is back! I'm so happy I feel I just visited Sphincterlocten!

[bnessel1973]

Once you go there, you're never the same.

[winger1212]

hahahaha

So I've heard.

[maryann712]

heads up seven up...I'm still sitting here with my thumb up. Um. That sounds soooo wrong.

[musosf]

Perhaps a sequel to "Thumbs Up Joe" then?

[skooterx]

we luv u 2 lars

[bnessel1973]

Lars misses you, skooter!  I do too!

[skooterx]

new video coming soon

[deansig]

Hello, Lars.

[bnessel1973]

Lars says hi.

[ChadderCheeze]

Eww..the sphincter hot dog sculpture!

[bnessel1973]

Good lord, what did he do now?!

[UnCreativeBeliever]

Oh Lars i missed you like crazy(;

[bnessel1973]

I believe the crazy part, if you missed him. : )

[MuggleSam]

I told everyone you didn't die and they didn't believe me! I didn't even go to your funeral because I knew you weren't dead! :)

[bnessel1973]

People need to listen to you! ... Like, me, for instance - cuz I thought he was gone for good!

[MuggleSam]

Oh my gosh Lars you're back!!

[bnessel1973]

He's available for babysitting again ... please. : )

[TubeCaan]

I knew you´d be back Lars!!

[bnessel1973]

Then why didn't you tell me?!

[TubeCaan]

Then I'd ruine the surprise Brian :P

[TubeCaan]

He told me al about his plan a long time ago :P

[dubaiedge]

that hair is great with your skin tone...

that accent- spotless.

i swear you're a multiple...

[bnessel1973]

Maybe I am?

Maybe I am?

Maybe I am?

[MuggleSam]

I've been spelling Whoopeee wrong all this time! Oh hi Lars!

[bnessel1973]

I did too, when I first posted this. : )

[melissafudge]

YAY your back!

Happy Belated Birthday to Brian too :D

[bnessel1973]

Thank you!

[wpgpeanut]

I am so glad you are back Lars.. I have so missed you.

[bnessel1973]

And he has missed you... very much.

[gijoedaisy]

W00T!! Our hunk of burnin' luv is back!!

[bnessel1973]

Well, he's a hunk of something, I suppose. : )

[xgobobeanx]

yeah!!!!!!! he's back!!

[bnessel1973]

And looking for you, from what I hear. : )

[xgobobeanx]

oooh does he want a video response ;) ooh la la

[xgobobeanx]

oooh does he want a video response ;) ooh la la

[ukp42]

yeah!! the blonde bombshell is Back!!!!

[bnessel1973]

And Lars is, too!

[mtamorphis]

YIPPEEE!! Lars is BACK!!

[bnessel1973]

Woo...hoo. : )

[FrednMaverick]

Frau Blend, LOL!

[bnessel1973]

That would have been so much funnier!

[Maddoxhardcore]

yay!

Lars you make my life brighter and more german. x

[bnessel1973]

And he loves you - very much!

[AmazingHolly]

Awesome! Lars had me in stitches.

5/5 stars. :)

[bnessel1973]

He will be proud to know that. : )

[moomay11649]

Lars, I had another one of your babies since you disappeared.

I named him Ply Wood Buttercrotch after your daddy.

[bnessel1973]

Plywood was actually his great uncle. Balsa was his daddy's nickname.

[kayleewyatt]

how's his Aunt, Cherry Wood Blossom, on his dad side doing? I guess she didn't want to keep her last name

[mythreeguys]

Great. I'm super excited.  yeah.

[bnessel1973]

I'm with ya, honey.  I'm with ya.

[kayleewyatt]

they're all with ya!Good Luck!

[Baku]

*cheers* LARS IS BAAACK!! :D

Welcome back Lars! It's sooooo good to see you again! :)

I'm looking forward to see more vidoes from you!

By the way tell Bouncer thanks for the great adverticements, they made me laugh! :D

[bnessel1973]

The Bouncer is working nearly 24/7 to get ads for Lars. God knows what we'll see next.

[Lilylulay]

So great. Welcome back Lars :) YAY!

[bnessel1973]

Come on, Bridget, don't encourage him!

[msgg81]

the croutch is back

melvin

[bnessel1973]

I like that spelling better than the original. : )

[Joan3424]

YAY!!! You were missed!!

Joanie

[bnessel1973]

I'm sure he'll be touched. Which is scary. : )

[Joan3424]

Who's gonna touch him? Don't look at me :-)

Joanie

[jabazzy]

mmm tasty Sphincterlochen =P

Typing that felt like a horrible Comment Exceeded code haha

Welcome back Lars.

[bnessel1973]

I'll know that I've made it when it IS a comment exceeded code. Someone take a screen shot of it too, if it ever happens!

[benzone50]

omg! bouncer as PR! look out world here comes lars lol. love it.

[bnessel1973]

The Bouncer has many talents. We're hoping to find one of them soon.

[MickQuick07]

"now thats a weiner!" LoL Love you too lars ahaha

[bnessel1973]

He'll be grateful to hear that. : )

[cowgir1up]

Welcome back, Lars. The voices in my head missed you.

[bnessel1973]

And he missed those voices. : )

[joelovesyou]

Sphincterlochen is pretty good at being the wurst. Welcome Back Lars ol' buddy, your sausage scares me!

[bnessel1973]

You are punny! : )

[wpgpeanut]

I know who you remind me off.. I saw the movie Reign over .... something.. i can't remember... but you remind me of adam sandler... :)

[righthandgenius]

I have mixed feelings about this, i spent a long time mourning lars, about 4 1/2 minutes, which for a guy like me is quite frankly...epic.

Im not sure if i could rewind emotionally and re-accept that beautifully kept wig.

5* - beautiful!

[bnessel1973]

I know. I know. But embrace him again, the way you mourned him those 4+ minutes. : )

[righthandgenius]

hmmmm i'll try, though we need to see something pretty special for me to completely reaccept him ;)

[Ardenwolfe]

LOL - I love it.

[bnessel1973]

Even with the singing?! : )

[Ardenwolfe]

Well, now that you mention it...

[nHisImage]

3 girls and a pitcher...

Nothing good can come from that - LOL.

[kayleewyatt]

omg, not again!

[bnessel1973]

Oh yes. Again.

[speedyconkiwi]

As long as there will be THE music... it's gonna be a classic.

[bnessel1973]

It's a remix of THE music. They got Kanye West to do it.

[bnessel1973]

Care for some tea?

[kayleewyatt]

*inappropriate jesture*

[iwasvintage]

WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! I aammm so so so excited! (=

[bnessel1973]

And he's happy to see that. : )

[cooksterz]

LARS!! You deserve the ads of your own and Sphincterlocken will pay you big for this! Great to see ya back!!!!

[bnessel1973]

Yes, he's earning more than I am. I guess it pays NOT to be a partner. : (

[Ranblv]

WB Lars, 3 girls and a pitcher can be both funny or very disgusting LOL

[bnessel1973]

Yes, it's a little of both.