Shooting Stars - Geordie Jumpers

[LaScimmia]

GET OUT OF ERE YOU DAFT TWAT

[spartan2549]

Why start a debate lad's? It's a comedy sketch for christ's sake! Whatever your opinion's it's great comedy full stop. Sad sack tosser's get a fucking grip you pleb's before I get a grip on your neck's!!!!! By the way I'm wearing one of these diamond top's so jog on you pretentious mong's!

[alanheath]

@spartan2549 You are spoiling my fun!

[LJUncut]

I love this

[zilbiol]

"you can visit our website when it's up and running" where is this website

[SafeAzFuck]

why has this video got any dislikes???? Im sure there is some joyless twat that goes around disliking every video jus cause he dosent understand comedy!!

[110CheekyChick]

funny As Fuck!

[alanheath]

Am a reet hard case from Gateshead like an ah divne want tee luk like nee soft southern poofter like yer knaa an ah alwees gan rood with a jumper. Hang on, anly soft southern poofters feel the cald, we divne need nee jumpers up here like, a gan rood with me shorts an a T short like aal the yeer roond. An anywun who says otherwise an aal give him a reet brayin an kick his heed in in front of his lass an all.

[cawthy07]

@alanheath that isnt funny in the slightest

[alanheath]

@cawthy07 I thought it very amusing.

[cawthy07]

@alanheath you would, you said it and your also very deluded

[alanheath]

@cawthy07 How am I deluded? Also you will find that 'you are' is correct English and not 'your'.

[cawthy07]

@alanheath oooohh im sorry grammar nazi, i didnt realise this was a fucking exam

[alanheath]

@cawthy07 The word 'I' is capitalised in English. The first word in a sentence is also capitalised and sentences are finished with a full stop. It is not an exam but a matter of writing correctly.

[cawthy07]

@alanheath sorry, when did you say you were invading poland again?

[alanheath]

@cawthy07 I do not have to invade Poland as I already live there.

[cawthy07]

@alanheath are you retarded?? i was implying you're a grammar NAZI.. hence why i said invading poland you fucking moron

[alanheath]

@cawthy07 Have I understood you correctly? According to you, I am retarded and a moron because I write English correctly. No doubt you consider yourself a genius because you are unable to write correctly! What a moron you must be!

[cawthy07]

@alanheath no, no you havent understood me actually. I never once called you a moron for spelling correctly, your putting words in my mouth. I called you a moron because you didnt understand a simple joke in which i was clearly calling you a grammar nazi :) good day mein fuhrer

[alanheath]

@cawthy07 It was not funny in the slightest.

[cawthy07]

@alanheath you didnt even fucking get it you dipshit so i didnt expect you to find it funny

[alanheath]

@cawthy07 Like you did not get mine - which incidentally was funny but I suspect your educational level was not up to it.

[cawthy07]

@alanheath you didnt make a joke you pleb, dont try and act like i fucked up as bad as you

[alanheath]

@cawthy07 Yer divne knaa wot yer takkin aboot yer twat yer kanne ken oot ser wot yer gannin on aboot? An get yer psychological problems fixed up proper an yer anger an lern yersen some English while yer attit - divne they teach yer nowt at skuul like?

[cawthy07]

@alanheath yeah nice one... you got clamped so you change the subject.... dumbass

[alanheath]

@cawthy07 Who are yee callin a dumbass yer southern poofter? All cum roond ter yer place an kick yer baastaad heed in furthat jus as sen as me dole giro cums roond!!

[cawthy07]

@alanheath like i said you got clamped so your changing the subject you bald prick... and btw geordies dont talk like that, you look more than old enough to not be using stereotypes.... unless your from a family which suffers serious male pattern baldness and your actually 5 years old?

[alanheath]

@cawthy07 A didne get clamped yer poofter a havne gorra car. Wuv gor buses up here in the Toon yer twat yer divna knaa wor yer takkin aboot again an again yer ignorant cunt yer divne knaa the difference tween yur and yur - yer thick bastaad.

[cawthy07]

@alanheath pipe down baldy n fuck off back to auschwitz

[alanheath]

@cawthy07 Yer divne tell me ter pipe doon yer soothern twat!

[cawthy07]

@alanheath Are you still here baldy?? I thought you might of been to busy looking for wigs, by the way I'am a geordie not southern, you bald jewish 40 year old virgin

[alanheath]

@cawthy07 Yer nee Geordie, yer a soft southern poofter an a pig ignorant wun an aal!

[cawthy07]

@alanheath we dont even speak like that you jewish muppet.... How about instead of being immature on youtube (You look about 50 by the way so grow up) why dont you instead save up for a hair transplant??? Youd save money on wigs and skull caps and you MIGHT..... emphasis on the MIGHT...... you might even get to lose your virginity

[alanheath]

@cawthy07 Yee dee not knaa hoo fowk fowk frem The Toon speak - yerve nevah been. On the subject of virginity which yee browt up, ne woman is gunna want te be wi a southern poofter leik yee an ne gadgie is gunna want te be wi such a moron. As fre bein immature, someone whee canna write correctly in English is in ne position te taak aboot others. Yee pathetic ignorant uneducated twat!

[cawthy07]

@alanheath AHAHAHA whats the matter baldy??? do i sense that you're getting annoyed with me? HAHAHA its made my fucking day to know im pissing you off...... How was auschwitz by the Zachary? did the nasty nazi try and gas you? you look like your suffering from radiation poisining by the looks of your fat peanut slap head

[marmite400]

I love black comics like Chris Rock. Watching Vic and Bob do anything is my perfect pick- me-up. This one of the funniest.

[KAINEIZRUDE]

ill kick ya bastard HEEED in

[BorderReiver73]

I still havre an old pair of geordie Jeans from years ago! This is great!

[BadBoiDaz08Wolves]

I'll kick ya bastard heed in!

[starstruckone]

should be geordie ganzis 

[law2k69]

That guys MULLET! Hahahahahahaha

[LargeLeader]

WHAT'S IT TO YOU, LIKE?

[duckingforcover09]

6 people are.. just cunts for not liking this.

[Hants82]

Aye but proper Geordies will know that these accents sound more like Mackems!  Funny though ;-)) (and yes I am a Geordie)

[david2k6murphy]

Geordie jeans was worse the eisenegger nd that's saying something!!

[shaunyd1234]

al kick ya bastad heed in LMFAO

[rikwhodoesit]

I laughed my ass off while watching this vid, it's bloody brilliant!

0:36, is that Johnny Vegas by any chance?

[CaptainKubla]

@rikwhodoesit Yes it is mate, great comedian. ;D

[FRANKYJXx]

Ha'way!

[Coz1989]

This is honestly one of the funniest things I have EVER seen

[DeltaPBMKM]

"I'm going proffesional"

I fell ion the floor laughing

[GreenRupee]

1:20 made me lol

[ed1ss]

rofl at Will Self. "I have nothing in common with these people, but I find whenever I wear one of these Geordie jumpers, we get on like a house on fire"

[mikeyman6]

@ed1ss check it out lol



[dan32113]

chris waddle....

[raulashenko]

"Kick each others hEEEEds in"

Wees keyzs are theyzs keyzzzz

[1AOR1]

@raulashenko thats a mackem thing not a geordie thing

[hop2329]

@1AOR1 GEORDIE JEANS

[Grant89Mac]

Rubbish accents by the locals. Blatantly south of the wear. "Hea-ud"

[captainsurfa]

@Grant89Mac Take it as a compliment. We're the original scumbags of the UK :P

[pinsboy]

look you shit

[pinsboy]

yup thats the toon for ya

[mixindave1]

whats it ta you liiiike?

[mixindave1]

al kick ya heeds in

[fuckamericanidiot]

i liked will self's head being obscured by the beam, that made me laugh :)

[Spraycando]

Amazing. Geordie Jeans did exist. Dunno about Geordie Jumpers though. Used to say they were hand made in the shop. laugh? I nearly got a round in.

[reidy276]

@Spraycando there are real used to sell em in north shields sumwere!

[curbdancer2002]

THOSE GUYS THINK OF EVERYTHING!

[brahms909]

ill kick ya basteerd heads in

[KurumekuMisa]

I thought that dartboard said 'Uvavu' on it xD

[PaulSucksHiggysBalls]

fuck off tegs

[mixindave1]

a boro bloke doin darlo jokes. lol

[MikeOnBassGuitar]

i'll kick ya bastard heed in.

[nickmalligan]

like vic and bob but there not real geordies....

[townsjim]

This sketch reminds me of the viz lol

[andreasharpafa1994]

they sound mackem rather than geordie lol

[mixindave1]

@andreasharpafa1994 thats cos one is boro and one darlo lol

[geordielouise]

@andreasharpafa1994 that's what I thought, dead funny tho!!

[NatheHatake]

LOLLL!

[bartez111]

Great clip, but those two boro boys are doing Mackem accents not Geordie ones!!

[hedkandicaine]

hehe yeah fair do's being a boro gal meself ...but whenever im down south, ie leeds and beyond, i ALWAYS get asked if im a geordie... still love the "al kick ya bastadd heeid in" xD

[arfer]

I had a Geordie jumper in 1985.

[mcmicken]

Still trying to figure out what he's saying :P

[VWLPT]

"Weeeheyy, well I've never had a double top till I discovered Geordie Jumpers, self adjusting, under arm venting. It's changed my life, I'm going proffesional."

Hope that helps... :P

[EnglishSmoker2]

I'll kick yer bastard heed!

[TheCuriousOrange83]

Howay, lets not kick each others heeds in. Lets gan for a pint instead.

[picklerwoof]

1:21 had me in stitches. :)

Will Self looks so dodgy there. Haha!

[cookielovesnosh]

jonny vegas pmsl

[JoeMcdonnell]

Look you shit!

[johnnypocketrocket]

Am the stud of Ashington Hirst Central on a Saturday night.Until someone stole me Geordie jumper of the washing line.Now i just stop in.

[0ua8]

Bobs mullet is EPICALLY BAD lmao..

[spartan2549]

Me an tha boyz went out dressed like this an what an insane night we had! People loved it and knew who we were straight away,vic and bob are geniuses Geordie jumpers for tha man about toon! Excellent!

[natche2]

its changed me life im gooin proffesinal

[Olitod]

THOSE GUYS THINK OF EVERYTHIN

[0ua8]

The mullets are special,worse than the jumpers.

[DexterAndCromwell]

Haha under-arm venting

[churchy99]

ah this is fucking genius! I love it when Matt instantly starts screaming when he says "Those guys think of everything!"

[raveygravy]

These guys shoud get a oscar for this...hilarious !

[mrcharliecharles]

pocket in the arm for your tabs wow they really do think of everything

[skelt94]

look you little shit

[melvinceltic]

in the new one, Geordie Sofa, he says again 'look you shit' and they've had to pause it straight away, making me think he had another bout of laughin fits........the out take of this has me in bits everytime

[spantney]

1:26 - I want that hair!!!

[TheProdigyGamer]

lmao im from newcastle and this is brilliant!

[wolvolad87]

any1 tell us what jonny vegas says? hahaha

[bfdhvcnvvbjdn]

He says 

'Wa Heeey! Wye Aye man! I could never hit double top until I discovered Geordie Jumpers' self-adjusting under-arm venting. It's changed my life - I'm going professional!!!

[wolvolad87]

hahaha thanks

THOSE GUYS THINK OF EVERYTHING!

[joepickard]

ah'll kek yer bastad haed in!

[ElectroGirl2009]

I am looking for one of these!!

[gossieuk]

kick yar bastad heed in

[dan32113]

GINOLA wears geordie jumpers because he"s worth it!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KeyserSuzi]

well said sir!

[youngy1]

m from newcastle nd no way am i offended by this cos its CLASS!!

[golfpro020591]

lol will self

[MKARMY01]

look you shit! lmao

[0Apothecaries0]

Fuckin sweet!! LOL!!

[ajgalligan]

`Look you shit - theres a packe, pocket in the arm for tabs and another one for broon! So good luck!!`

Hes cracking up all through it, fantastic stuff

[rachycakes03]

bloody genius. I crack up every time I see this! Non-geordies out there may or may not know there used to be a shop in Newcastle called Geordie Jeans and their adverts were always awful (as was the shop!)

[MapleStoree]

lmfao!

[MrDCWood]

Johnny: "YAY! Well I found I could never get double top until I discovered...Geordie Jumpers self-adjusting, under-arm venting! Well. it's changed me life! I'm goin professional!"

So bloody funny from start to finish. Vic and Bob's genius was two of a kind.

[razors78]

HAHAHAH!! :-D

[coreydec]

i want a geordie jumper

[jeff9868]

One of the best Sketches I have seen on TV....

Bring back shooting stars!!!!!

[mikeyman6]

so GOOD LUCK!!

[abarlow1980]

tabs and broon ha ha

[czeal]

i'm gonna kick your bastard heed in!

[ihytjt]

I'm going professional!

[PomingtonBear]

"look you shit! There's a pocket in the arm for us tabs....."

[PAWNOFSANTA]

I laughed then I cried.Sheer genius,makes me proud to be a geordie who once boasted a damn fine pair of Geordie Jeans.Cheers withaddemental

[jackdaddy]

This is brilliant!  The blooper reel for this is even funnier though!

[rach2977]

haway man, where's the geordie jeans! those guys think of everything! so good luck lmao!

[rach2977]

haway, where's the geordie jeans?!!!!