Michael Macintyre - Live At The Apollo - Part 1 of 3

[GohanSakuraMinto]

LOVE THIS GUY 8D

[lulubelle94]

GAH! what was the sentence?!

[UnleashTehNoob]

And that sentence is...?

[imogenangelxx]

i love him i am from londan

[EmilysVlogshow]

@imogenangelxx really? you wouldnt think you were... seeing as you cant even spell LONDON

[SuperSgtStickman]

AYE dont fuck wi us scottish LADS!!! :)

[ImBeautifullyTragicx]

How To Solve Unemployment.

Employ someone in every train carriage in the world to read the Metro aloud :)

[slightlyinsaneFTW]

The thing about living in the kind of countryside (aka far away from major cities) is the public transport is completely different. Trains come every 15 minutes, and when you get to the station there's usually 5 people max there.

[EdgarRazorlip]

The top two comments are essentially exactly the same... really?

[Jennyy996]

do you know sainsburies? YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

[RetroRollerblades]

Don't you just adore his cute little giggle? ^ _ ^ x

[Charlieex0xo]

I love the way he laughs at his own jokes.

[konoha4dawin]

I really should be doing this assignment . . .

[captainpanic08]

Har har har. He is hilarious. *cough*

Poor comedy. Whatever happened? :(

[habboteacher]

watch this without sound. he looks like a madman

[ingyinginging]

The Dane Cook of Britain.

[EdgarRazorlip]

@ingyinginging except Michael is funny

[mad4timbo]

loved the bit about picking up the phone & saying your number "you wouldn't open your door & say your address would you?!" so funny :-D

[Monkzillo]

45 ppl understand how racist hes being..... makes sense with the average IQ of this nation.

[Jimmyjack1982]

@Monkzillo The Scotts have a sense of humor. They don't mind. Most of them fully admit that their money is silly and they all fall under the same stereotype.

[mikemike80000]

@Monkzillo IQ is not connected to racism, he tried similar jokes at his roadshow in Edinburgh and no-one took offense they find it hilarious.

[creamychocolatebunny]

lmao do u know Sainsburys? YYYEESSSS. they always go Zooooom lol

[Dredangel32]

omg i never laughed this hard before..rotfl

[BattleLost]

43 people didn't know where sainsburys was

[Sugerspice2712]

love this guy.. but laughs at his own jokes too much xD

[melissajane201]

omg he is hilariouse :L

[katmadams]

He took the hit!!

[Stanthecheesyman]

43 people are complete SADS.

[Stanthecheesyman]

43 people are complete SADS.

[BADM4NPR0DUCTIONS]

This Guy is the best, he is just the funniest, whoever does not find him funny has no sense of humour and is a bit in the head.

Who agrees with me?

[BonnieWonder]

@BADM4NPR0DUCTIONS Agree with you all the way. :D

[BADM4NPR0DUCTIONS]

This gut is so funny, who ever doesn't find him funny has no sense of humour

who agrees with me???

[fireenginemoodragon]

LOVE MICHAEL MCINTYRE! <3

[jamesroywriter]

I don't find him all that funny. Just my view. Moves around too much, laughs at his own jokes. Not terrible, but funnier comedians around, IMHO.

[afoyst]

He is an awesome comedian but he laughs at his own jokes to much... RUSSEL HOWARD IS AWESOME TOO!!!

[afoyst]

Do you know sainsburys? YYYYEEEESSSS hahaha cant wait to see my next londener!!! hahaha LOVE MICHAEL!!

[appa626]

=O WHAT SENTENCE?!?!? :P cant stop laughing hah very funny

[IceScreeem]

love this man!



[AngieDreamz]

I love him so much! soooo funny! x

[olster118]

Whats the sentence!!!!!

Aaaaaaaa!!!

[Chompy1804]

what happened to his skip that he does :(

[shaneflyons]

"Michael MacIntyre, spoon-feeding the audience his warm diarrhea" - Stewart Lee.

[QueenDeaconite]

@shaneflyons "Stewart Lee, wasting his talent and intelligence deriding comedians more popular than him." - Me.

I really Stewart Lee, but comedians slagging off other comics make themselves look bad, no one else. Michael McIntyre is not Bill Hicks, we're all aware of that. If you want political satire, he's not going to be the one for you, but he makes people laugh.

People can be as elitist, pretentious and arrogant as they like about it, he is very, very good at what he does.

[BoJanglezzzzzz]

@shaneflyons Best comment ever. I saw a guy at uni doing a massive surprisingly subtle riptake of Mcintyre once, had the audience in stitches not realising he was taking the piss, and then at the end he told them they were all retarded, and had me in stitches (he's a friend of mine). They weren't very happy xD

[ViewtoForever]

Anyone think his Arab accent sounds a little like those cliche vampires from way back whenever?

[Joker2982]

@ViewtoForever I know, it sounds lilke fake Translyvanian

[Zompyric]

I don`t understand why people give him so much shit about his comedy. He`s great :)

[mwnt9999]

I want to know want that sentace was

[jjr687493]

When he says that people pick up the phone and say their home number...what's he talking about?

[cherrycolacubes]

@jjr687493 my nan does it haha. When a person answers the phone by telling you their home telephone number i.e the number you just dialed that's why it's rather pointless.

[bev365]

he just gets me

[elizabethgaskelfan]

i love his scottish bit. :-)

[keckvan66]

in Holland we love Michael too!!!

[Mkwimble]

funniest comedian

[blulemonade]

learn to spell. mCintyre.

[MissAlexGermanotta]

Do you know Sainsburies?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEES!

[Dorutka]

He is really good and soooo funny, certainly just after Eddie Izzard, nobody could surpass Eddie!

[looder22]

HAVE YOU GOT A TOM JONES TWENTY?!

[darrenshanrawks2]

i Love how he Chuckles at his Own Jokess :') 

[KillaClownFace]

COMPLETELY amazing <3

[SirKil0t]

there must be 41 deaht people watching this video I mean WTF.

[JalinggirlzRULE]

This is so tru and so funny

[MsCalmbeforethestorm]

Whatever the hell is he on.... Weedkiller?

Briliant though

I love his hello.

Hellloooooooo Michael!

That was my hello.

[MsCalmbeforethestorm]

Whatever the hell is he on.... Weedkiller?

#Briliant though

[rebanla]

LOL! Who hates/dislikes this is a IDIOT!!! :) love this

[cafste3make]

I always imagine my brothers friend being the guy with his head sticking out cos it happened to him, although he was 'gazeboed' at the time!

[LoxiDays33]

40 people hate posh accents :)

[RugbyPeter]

FUCKING... AMAZING!!  :D

[yardymode]

Utter shit. The worst kind of shit. I've had funnier heart attacks.

[LittleMsLuvly]

@yardymode have you never been on london underground?? coz jeez he is so accurate its soo funny!

[nduggin88]

@yardymode dont comment if your going to talk shit!

[lemon306jt]

38 ppl are death and blind :)

[SirKil0t]

38 people have no sense of humour.

[Joker2982]

God he has a high pitched voice! Funny though! :D

[mugtisersold]

omg hes hilarious....i love his laugh XD

[TheAmazingScotsman]

I'm from Scotland haha :]

[JLTVstaff]

Michael MacIntyre is a legend!

[owenrocks100]

this is so funny ! it made me laugh so much, who knew sainsbury's was so interesting!!

[MonsterGagaFame99]

or so we thought ....... run up :')

i think one woman overflowed and went aaaaa. hehee lmao :'P

look into your wallet 10pounds royalbank of ohh shit.......7:20....here is 10 pounds sterling...:'D

[NDUBZMANIA123]

lol

[Eatfleshh]

Hehe, i tried to use a scottish, ten pound note i think it was at mcdonalds in england..... they had f'n check it on a machine while i was standing there like *facepalm*

[MsRainbowsmurf]

his laugh is so cute :D



[HeadGirl]

@MsRainbowsmurf i know, i just adore his childlike giggle.. love him. x

[hehemusicauthorfreak]

lol ''do you know sainsburys? '' ''YESSSSSSSS!!!!!'' this guy is legendary

[abbyk100]

Who ever 'dislikes' this, doesn't know funny if it slapped them in the face!

[livelaughloveboooooo]

he just has this energy :) like lee evans :)

[KawaaiChann]

he looks like my cousin lolz.

[elzannah]

good quality video :)

[19jacinta88]

"Hold still you Al-Qaida bastard!" omg this guy should have dubbed TV! :P

[sacredgeometry]

@TheMrEvans thats some A class trolling your doing there!

[kiclops]

@TheMrEvans your a hort fat talentless child molester

[Vveevoo]

his hair! <3

[SophieAdamsx]

Fricken Hilarious :L xxxx i love him,, but not as much as russell howard xx

[Uzrieal]

who cannot like this guy

[patchy2017]

then he reached into his pocket, and pulled out a book

[mtalhart]

i loved your father deepley .. .. BYE! ... xD

[gregsyyyyy]

MegaNiamhy  <<<agreeed lmao

[MegaNiamhy]

lmao do u know sainsbury's? YYYEESSSS lmaoo best bitt

[giggidygoo17]

this is the only guy on this show actually worth watching

[idiatico]

@giggidygoo17 check ou ross noble

[lisplover]

Hahahaha!

YEEEEESSSSS!!!!!

[Lucy7May]

HAHAHAH suddenly a scottish person just APPEARS i dont know where they come from...

[TannedStewie]

It's a shame he's married, looks like a lot of good looking women go to his gigs.

[MarshallsMockingbird]

anyone know if the one where he talks about the man draw is on dvd?

[JetFilms2008]

Yeah, that's on 'Live and Laughing' :)

[senjoe20]

LOL Drivin Me Home Wat Th F Is Ur Problem! LOL

[CharliSampsonMcFLYx]

one woman overflowed she sort of went "a-aaa!"

lmao.

legend.

[RYANLEETV]

its spelt mcintyre not macintyre!

[TheRandomDirector]

do you know sainsburys?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

I love that bit

[oOllC4LLUMllOo]

My Fave bits are when he says:

"A pound, To the pound" and

"A dead, baby"

[yamiyugiangelofdarkn]

Come on the Welsh aren't that bad mate!!! LOL thou... hehe GO SCOTS AND WELSH!!!

[raiinbowz4ever]

He's funny and good-looking.

Perfection at last! ;D

[fizz131]

u cannot find this guy not funny!

[ledged1]

@fizz131 I soo not disagree with you

[bobslayer1881]

@fizz131 you can

but its very hard

[bloodfreak57]

@fizz131 'my god that would be hard!

[xAoifingx]

@fizz131 whats wrong wiv him?? hes class XD

[Dagnarmzatrm9]

dis guy is so funny lol

[nitrambyrne]

i luv this eejet but tommy teirnan is a lot better

i luv "we dont need the english bastered pound " its complicated mathmatically"

woo hoo

[xesse1]

this comedian if he should be called that is fucking shit you should try watching a very funny man hes name is LEE EVANS more famous and a fuck lot better =) go on lee

[76stjimmy]

great comidian, not every1s cup of tea, but i think he's supurb...

[MrAlan0127]

no one else as good

[QPRTokyo]

The tube is nothing to Tokyo early in the morning.

[JONNYCLEWES1]

gunna get his dvd ;)

[no1btvs]

omg. fav comedian. nd everythinghe says is soooooo true!!!

[tobyruncorn2]

He walks too much.

[sarah678619]

well u talk too much sh*t

[thenivinator]

lol

[kalifire]

More really obvious observations from MM, there. Comedy for the easily pleased.

[05wlodarczykka]

some people are just never pleased.

[wraithsrock5]

comedy is not measured by wit, thought, or intellect. If it's funny, then many people will find it funny. The only ignorant thing to do is to judge it on anything besides humor, i.e. whether or not his observations are obvious.

[skatiekatie01]

@wraithsrock5 wtf you  dont sound clever just like a show of . keep it simple m8

[lanswipe]

@wraithsrock5 usally its the comedians who state the obvious that are the funniest, as they point out some of the stupid shit that most people do without thinking about it

[tonybingyu99]

Absolutey halarious!

[iiburn123]

Funyy as fuk lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :)

[ilovemcflyx]

I love it when he says "LOOK AT THAT. HELLLOOO" right at the very beginning. I've been saying it all day for no reason at all :')

[coco3739]

underrated

I swear to god i was smiling if not laughing from beginning to end!

[WolfieTed]

he is one of the best ever in my eyes. I love his style.

[homerus55]

he's insane but i kinda love him :D

and i know exactly what he's talking about with the trains as i take them regularly :D

[celedeox54]

he's so funny x) reminds me of lee evans

[bulked]

only less annoying........and disturbingly sweaty

[112biteme]

Yes it will it all ready has.....!

[BoyBangla]

He's not funny - he just runs around making funny faces ... no punch lines or witty jokes. Crap version of the great Lee Evans.

Even Frankie Boyle is way way funnier ...

[112biteme]

KAF (kick ass funny)

[TheMassAnnoyance]

It's not going to catch on.

[suiopqwnm2]

Never heard that one before. But yeah I agree.

[licencedJack]

haha

[CuriRakyatWang]

Fantastic  ! What a funny guy with originality . Brilliant Michael Mcintyre ....one of the BEST Original !

[Natebox360]

i love him :P

[Octhellio]

A comedian laughing at his own jokes? Madness!

[canthaguild]

fine but he IS one of the best comedians in UK bcause of all that and its better than other comedians that just fucking moan about everything

[360free]

Your a prick!

[kikibirdball]

thats what makes him such a great comedian

[ukulazy]

There is definitely something incredibly annoying about him, but I don't think it's a problem that he laughs at his own jokes. I think it's just that laughter is contagious and the fact he's enjoying himself so much.

You don't HAVE to be droll or dry to be a comedian. although my favourite comedian, Stewart Lee, is both of those things lol

[licencedJack]

your a fag

[AdamWorton1024]

you're a fag is what you mean

[licencedJack]

i was saying that to that boybangla guy.

[AdamWorton1024]

and i was saying that you meant "you're" not "your"

[xxmatman007]

this is jokeeee

i went to see him in nottingham

[skatedanceman2000]

rangema - You need to save the links as a Playlist.

[EskilOudshorn]

fucking grineren:)

[rangema]

how do u get it to play evry link

[Rainb0wGirl]

or u can put em on the quicklist, press the + in the corner

[funnyhuuny90]

i can't believe that there were other comedians after him. leave ur microphone at the door people. mcintyre owns.....

[2k9Bean]

to zedio369 if i see u on the street il punch ur face until its black and ur family il stick ur head up ur mums arse nigger

[TJDH89]

"Do you know Sainsbury's....?"

[BusyDefyingGravity]

YEEEEEEESSSS!

I adore that part

[firewolf604]

omg i love Michael Macintyre he ROCKS!

[aedwine7]

overrated lol

he is make you smile funny not

laugh out loud funny

that guy on youtube feature ray keith is much better than this guy

[R6VIIshooter]

sounds like you dont know what you're on about

[TheAmvProject]

i love his confidence.

[filthmonger171]

im guessing thats jo brand walking off in the beggining. i wonder why i thought that

[WingedLeviathanClan]

He' damn energetic on stage, and he acts like he's hyper. Thats why I like him.