Incorrect credit or not, I will say that this is a funny and cleverly made video! Kudos to whomever made it. Jack Wagner is looking down and smiling BIG time!
This is NOT Monty Python (really, does this SOUND like British comedians?)
This is a recording by Jack Wagner, the legendary voice of Disneyland. I know, because I gave him the ORIGINAL copy! He then remade it, corrected grammar, added more, and backed it all with Vivaldi before giving me the first copy.
So, kids: it is definitely NOT Monty Python - nor is it George Carlin, Mel Gibson, Denis Leary, or Betty White! Unlike so many things you read online, THIS I KNOW PERSONALLY!
It was also derived from when the english archers taunted the french by flipping them the middle finger because that was the primary finger for drawing back the bow.
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS
The word fuck doesn't come from the german word 'flicken'. It used to be referred to here as the soldiers word. I think it was a desciplineary charge - the fuck charge. Standing for Fornicating with Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.
@pwnageboilol That was truly epic... F the F'ing F'ers... translated by Google to... "but the founding fathers". Oh jeeze, that made my eyes water...
the root of the word fuck does NOT come from the german word flicken. It comes from the algae used as a fertilizer, its called fukoid. I did a research paper on this in high school. Got an A AND inschool suspension. sweet
shit,this is so funy i cant beleev that they actually made a definition for fuck it is actually se retarded that its actually funny
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I read somewhere in some country long, long time ago, in order to have children they had to ask for and receive permission and display a sign on their front door...Fornication Under Consent of the King.
A man I think someone already has this fucking video up. But I'm fucking acusing u of fucking stealing it man. Fuck I just wanted to bring it to you fucking attention. So have a nice fucking day.
i've heard 2 alternate origins for the word fuck, neither of which have been substatiated as far as i know.
1. It's actually an agricultural term, meaning to sow seeds, ie. the farmer fucked his fields.
2. it's an acronym of Fornicate Under Command of the King: apparently there was a time in english history where people were forced to have children for some reason i'm unaware of.
the second is possible cuz at some points in history, particularly in Europe after the Black Death when the populations were decimated, a lot of countries requested that it's people pitch in an effort to gain back the number of people that were lost.
who the fuck came up with this fucking shit cuz this is fucking fucking funny and need to b fuck to the top mother fucker, fuck the po po cuz this is fucking awsome dude!!!
fuck all the fuckign fuck haters now the fucking word is stuck in my fuckity fucking mind i don't give a fuck about what fucking ppl fucking say i dont give a fucking fuckity fuck
Thats where the word came from. The story is that after several wars the population was getting low so the king ordered the noble men to breed with as meny women as they can manage. This is why the word is so hated. It gave the rich and powerfull the ablity to rape any woman that wanted with full support of the government.
best video on this subject is the best one i have seen yet, the video is in perfect sinc with the words...awsome job
Texx1976 1 week ago
the music at the start its familiar like i've listened to it before but for the life of me I can't remember it
59211bart 2 months ago
Gordon ramsay liked this.
NoneShaltPass 3 months ago
fuck the fucking fuckers
emodeath112 6 months ago
Incorrect credit or not, I will say that this is a funny and cleverly made video! Kudos to whomever made it. Jack Wagner is looking down and smiling BIG time!
Voicedude 8 months ago
MYSTERY SOLVED:
This is NOT Monty Python (really, does this SOUND like British comedians?)
This is a recording by Jack Wagner, the legendary voice of Disneyland. I know, because I gave him the ORIGINAL copy! He then remade it, corrected grammar, added more, and backed it all with Vivaldi before giving me the first copy.
So, kids: it is definitely NOT Monty Python - nor is it George Carlin, Mel Gibson, Denis Leary, or Betty White! Unlike so many things you read online, THIS I KNOW PERSONALLY!
Voicedude 8 months ago
Hey, Osama, you just got fucked over you fucked-up fucking fucker!
NodDisciple1 9 months ago 4
hahahha
MrTinusindahouse 10 months ago
'in-fucking-credilbe' tits .....you know cause the chick they showed had nice honkers?ah forget it.....
sonicspartan2013 11 months ago
It was also derived from when the english archers taunted the french by flipping them the middle finger because that was the primary finger for drawing back the bow.
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1983Hardhitta 1 year ago
Dude I was like laughing my !@# off!!!! Good timing and Great animation. That was @$#%in AWESOME!!!!!
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fuck those fucking fuckers to fucking hell for fucking fuck's sake! FUCK!!!
ninjacat123 1 year ago
HOW EDUCATIONAL!!! xD
dapinkpwner2008 1 year ago 2
i want tits.
gnarlynipples 1 year ago
You fucktard it is old English abbreviation for fornication under consent of the king. Because people needed the kings consent to have children
savario 1 year ago
@savario old wives tale, already disproven
Voicedude 8 months ago
The word fuck doesn't come from the german word 'flicken'. It used to be referred to here as the soldiers word. I think it was a desciplineary charge - the fuck charge. Standing for Fornicating with Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.
barsmars 1 year ago
Who the fuck was that? = for the fourth was that
He's a fuck off = He's a box office
FUCK YOU! = But to you live
huuballawick 1 year ago
Lol.
alphax1111 1 year ago
LMAO TURN ON CLOSE CAPTIONS
pwnageboilol 1 year ago
@pwnageboilol That was truly epic... F the F'ing F'ers... translated by Google to... "but the founding fathers". Oh jeeze, that made my eyes water...
TheKamikazeKumara 1 year ago
@TheKamikazeKumara hell yeah
pwnageboilol 1 year ago
lol.. funny, hehe thanks for sharing..=-)
Hy3rid
Fusion of Rock en Espanol and Hip Hop
Hy3rid 1 year ago
Unfuckingcredible tits!! I wanna know what the fuck is this anime!!!!!! ^^
Mikealacon 1 year ago
omg lol i love this ya lol
SoulEater0132 1 year ago
just like tits it should be dropped from the 7 words you cant saying ------ing tv
hey all i said was on tv ahh f----------
TheBlindDyslexic 1 year ago
lol "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself" XD
KingDeadly626 1 year ago
FUCKIN AWSOME
MrRIKID14 1 year ago
fucking funny! ^^
adam4malkovich 2 years ago 2
miahahahahaha!! rotflol!!!! XD
shaiuh 2 years ago
haha, so fuckingfunny
NatAntu1 2 years ago
the root of the word fuck does NOT come from the german word flicken. It comes from the algae used as a fertilizer, its called fukoid. I did a research paper on this in high school. Got an A AND inschool suspension. sweet
m1racing 2 years ago 2
@m1racing Pffft, still not as cool as the time my friend actually passed a science test after putting down "God did it." xD
Bttscks 1 year ago
@Bttscks Awesome
bigmacdaddy35 1 year ago
u know this guy makes a point it is the most versatile word so how can u be ofended by it
antasamaesasagemasu 2 years ago 6
OMFG!!! this is hilarious!!! LMFAO!!!!
waddafukkk 2 years ago
shit,this is so funy i cant beleev that they actually made a definition for fuck it is actually se retarded that its actually funny
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FTMrealize 2 years ago
fuck is better in polish language. it sounds stronger and you show all your frustration :D
paulinkaand 2 years ago
What anime is the one in the Transitive and Intransitive Verb part looks familiar.
djsal 2 years ago
What the fuck is fucking going fucking on in fucking here in fucking youtube too fucking many fucking people say fucking fuck the fucking fuckers lol
PojekGwapzpo123 2 years ago
go fuck your self
xfoosex123 2 years ago
Hide and go fuk yourself!
stevengetpwnt 2 years ago
why dont you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself, love this
blackmonkeyking 2 years ago 2
That sure is a in****ingcredible video!!
lilmike398 2 years ago
hahahaha..!! i don't understand this fucking question.
brilliant.
JTdavy 2 years ago
always is a good day to learn something new
asdgasdf2323 2 years ago
nooo...fuck YOU
Sunskiz 2 years ago
The best video on Youtube. LMAO
MortifiedPenguin2 2 years ago
Or as a word: Absofuckinglutely. lmao
Mrpikeyhero 2 years ago
in german there is no word like "freiken" o.o
tobitobide 2 years ago
they mean ficken. :)
fuck the fucking fuckers ^^
trustordie 2 years ago
very inspiring....LOL
Flevalt 2 years ago
fuck the fucking fuckers
Lethys1 2 years ago
This is inspired. Very witty.
Bigmommi1 2 years ago
its looks like south park dont you think?
ben10biggistfan 2 years ago
it is made by the creators of south park lol
aaronkett 2 years ago
i learned more from this than school
geckfilms 2 years ago
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CdoTwink 2 years ago
''jonhs doing all the fucking work'' LOL i love this
AMadeMan1 2 years ago
Epic lulz.
crzymn246 2 years ago
duuuuuuuude;
why cant teachers teach us this :D
JazGetsKrazy 2 years ago
why dont you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself! =D lmao
freerunningrocks 2 years ago
what show is the absofuckinglutly and infuckingcredible part from?
liam4494 2 years ago
haha i love this lol!!!
anyways add us people we love friends and like yea were hot lol! : )
TheLollipopsBand17 2 years ago
fuck the fucking fuckers sounds like a tounge twister
ttw1nn3r 2 years ago
what the fuk?=P
1yugioh1 2 years ago
u fuck u copyed that guy u ass hole fuck head
guint175 2 years ago
1:41 wow never knew akane would use the word 'fuck'
helenkitty23 2 years ago
THAT was Fuck-Fuckity-Fucktastic M'Kay.
*ME*:GO Fuck yourself ya big headed Fuck.
FinalUltima9 2 years ago
fuck is this in the dictionary...srs....rofl
NemaDawn 2 years ago
its the best fuckin lession ive ever had :D
dfrss 2 years ago 4
that was fan-fuckin-tastic :)
newhutflo 2 years ago
FUCK U!
hello2allu2 2 years ago
All fuck it!!
ren4rocker 3 years ago
**** you
but mom, thats how the tv says it
IzzychuRocks 3 years ago
What a great FUCK!!
kai516 3 years ago
in-fuckingcredible!!!!!!!!!!
antifacistagr 3 years ago
fuck the fucking fuckers!! LOL
firozekhan 3 years ago
this is fucking awesome
rosselbossel 3 years ago
FUCK YOU! :D
haleyslifeforever 3 years ago
FUCK YOU!
knowpassword 3 years ago
Fucking good job! xDCon Gratulate:D (y) 5/5
thedevilofdark 3 years ago
I FUCKING LOVE IT
Flatout3666 3 years ago
why don't you go play hide and go fuck yourself LOL
wazzie97 3 years ago
I read somewhere in some country long, long time ago, in order to have children they had to ask for and receive permission and display a sign on their front door...Fornication Under Consent of the King.
FreakDaGeek 3 years ago
hey, I like this english lesson. A fucking good day, for everybody.
cornel10 3 years ago
152 whats the name oif the anime???
anyalexandra 3 years ago
I think you mean 1:52
Its samurai x
marvsky009 3 years ago
Evangelion?
MegrisVernin 3 years ago
why dont you go out side and play hide and go fuck yourself
666cheyney666 3 years ago 2
He just stole it to get views
Deutschland596 3 years ago
No, you dumbass, I ment that I have heard this from my friends comedy cd. I was gonna copy it, but then my friend died.
005450510j 3 years ago
what is the name of this clip.I have heard it somewhere before.
005450510j 3 years ago
Gee-willickers!I'm fucking sure I'm going to use the fucking word fuck from now on!Golly,the fucking word fuck is fucking awesome!
XarcaneXgenocideX 3 years ago
this fucking fuck is fucking fucktastic
whaththeeee 3 years ago
In-fucking-credible
vivre909 3 years ago
Vangredi That means fuck in german
Flamehaze45 3 years ago 13
@Flamehaze45 it's FRICKIN that means 'to strike', and it IS it's original source.
Voicedude 8 months ago
@Voicedude Thanks for the correction :)
Flamehaze45 8 months ago
fuck!!!!that fuck was fucking funny!!
xXFrikaXChika95Xx 3 years ago 3
A man I think someone already has this fucking video up. But I'm fucking acusing u of fucking stealing it man. Fuck I just wanted to bring it to you fucking attention. So have a nice fucking day.
ShunJ89 3 years ago 3
Fucking Nice! Now I have the fuckin reason of why do I say fuck in every sentence I say :D
Grimslasher123 3 years ago 4
well ill definitely start saying fuck more. now that i know its proper uses.
muffindump17 3 years ago 15
O-M-FUCKING-G.
AMAZING!
markmagnone1 3 years ago 2
i've heard 2 alternate origins for the word fuck, neither of which have been substatiated as far as i know.
1. It's actually an agricultural term, meaning to sow seeds, ie. the farmer fucked his fields.
2. it's an acronym of Fornicate Under Command of the King: apparently there was a time in english history where people were forced to have children for some reason i'm unaware of.
i think 1. is the most likely imho :)
dreadpiratedan 3 years ago 4
1 is hilarious.
the second is possible cuz at some points in history, particularly in Europe after the Black Death when the populations were decimated, a lot of countries requested that it's people pitch in an effort to gain back the number of people that were lost.
HyperSonicSquall 3 years ago 2
lol
gran678 3 years ago
why dont u go outside & play hide & go fuck your self:
ahaaaa Siik Viid
leewoere 3 years ago 2
I saying loudly & proudly
FFFFUUUUCCCCKKKK YYYYOOOOUUUU!!!!
StealingurSociety 3 years ago
0o uhhh....
MoonlitxWater 3 years ago
fuck the fucking fuckers XD
superblooper12 3 years ago
who the fuck came up with this fucking shit cuz this is fucking fucking funny and need to b fuck to the top mother fucker, fuck the po po cuz this is fucking awsome dude!!!
8H2324 3 years ago
say it loudly and proudly--fuck! you!
m4rn4 3 years ago
in-f**king-credible
thecatyoukai 3 years ago
there is no freiken in the german language O.o....woot the fucking hell? xD
Cosimachan 3 years ago
"Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself."
One of the funniest fucking things I've ever heard.
Mozdk1 3 years ago
wow what anime is on 1.16???
sniit25 3 years ago
Fuck!
pkRaizen 3 years ago
Haha, this was FUCKING awesome.
Oh, and, could someone pleeease tell me what anime was at 00:40?
MelinaMagicPants 3 years ago
WTF?
astig600 3 years ago
this fucking shit is so funny
Say it loudli and proudli FUCK YOU
redsoxfan1234567890 3 years ago
Fucking awesome
Miradoblackwarrior2 3 years ago
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck the fuckin fuckerz :D
mrshall4 3 years ago
fuck the fucking fuckers
LadiiDi716 3 years ago
y dont u go outside and play hide and go fuck urself LMFAO!!!
satanslittleangel666 3 years ago
whats the anime at 0:45.
i forgot what its called.
EdAlNe 3 years ago
that shit was fucking hiliarious
dblack543 3 years ago
FUCK!LOLZ
frillizard 3 years ago
that was fucking funny
sonicssbb111 3 years ago
that what im fucking talking about lmao
suckaclit69 3 years ago
>.> "y dont u go outside and play hide and go fuck urself" O.O
Zeon707 3 years ago 2
ok...... o_o
chikaneX 3 years ago
Interested :D....
RomHunterBlueSilver 3 years ago
hahahaa
deckata 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
i have sex with a fucking women
dbzken2 3 years ago
funnyn as
fuck
perky298 3 years ago
very cooll vidios XD
HELLSING3001 3 years ago
Whats the show with the Abso-fucking-lutely and the Infuckingcredible :o I've seen the second girl in street fighter
ruinedninja 3 years ago
Ah fuck it! 5/5 stars!
sakuraknight9274 3 years ago
i never heard the word freiken in germany doubt thats true
ferix2x 3 years ago
"John's doing all the fucking work." hahahahahahahahahaha, "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself." hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DarthMalak1000 3 years ago
fuck the fuckers fuck fuck in jhon fucking annie
TOMMYJONNY1234567890 3 years ago
hey what is the name of the anime of 1:14
jpalacio88 3 years ago
guess this is the original compared to the one I have on myspace
abSOULuteD 3 years ago
at the end he said fuck you XD
Exalibur8 3 years ago
lmfao
crazybabayyx 3 years ago
i loved how you added alil yuyuhakusho into that man 5/5 on the vid funny as "FUCK" lmao
jadenyuki1988 3 years ago
5 stars, "Fuck, mm-kay"
orki1960 3 years ago
Lol okay wow this is the Fuck page right here 0.0
0Blkstarr0 3 years ago
I fucking gave this fucking video a fucking 5*.
redrosefriendy 3 years ago 2
fuck all the fuckign fuck haters now the fucking word is stuck in my fuckity fucking mind i don't give a fuck about what fucking ppl fucking say i dont give a fucking fuckity fuck
cheerleadervictoria 3 years ago
fuck the fucking fuckers
lol
krol1467 3 years ago
1:13 FUCTASTIC
byakugan01 3 years ago
1:11 FUCKTASTIC
byakugan01 3 years ago
lol i fucking learned more about the fucking word fuck from this dudes fucking video than fucking anywhere else :P
ladyyunaleska 3 years ago
haha fuck the fucking fuckers... ill give you 5 fuckin stars for this so congratufuckinglations....... FUCK!
Calmlikeabomb420 3 years ago 2
lol
ladyyunaleska 3 years ago
thats amzaing all the words fit the mouthes..........i dont give a fuck lol............FUCK YOU!!!!
maddjesta 3 years ago
Ah... the use of Master of Mosquiton and Golden Boy. Fuckin' memories.
heavensxnight 3 years ago
I sould take advice from this...FUCK U ALL!!!!LOL!
win705 3 years ago
that was fuckin awesome i know the fucking thing about fuck and how to fucking say it in fucking situatins
gaurdianofsakura 3 years ago
fucking good but the quality is fuck up ^^
badboy03 3 years ago
Fornication
Under
Cconsent of the
king
Thats where the word came from. The story is that after several wars the population was getting low so the king ordered the noble men to breed with as meny women as they can manage. This is why the word is so hated. It gave the rich and powerfull the ablity to rape any woman that wanted with full support of the government.
meeeebaaaa 3 years ago 2
Hmm...You learn something new everyday^^ Thanks for the history lesson^^
Darkinu2 3 years ago
FUCK YOU!
MGeddes18 3 years ago
"Fuck the Fucken Fuckers" corny gold of win XD
desertgod 3 years ago
Can I find it in better quality somewhere? It rocks! :D
Asalenus 3 years ago
this is so fucking awsome its a monty python skit
meowman117 3 years ago
oh thats fucking awsome
elegise 3 years ago
this should be a real lesson in school
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
topkid1988 3 years ago 2
seen the original on ebaumsworld
Ganoniel098 3 years ago
yeh tht is pretty good... well done
CurtisYoungs 3 years ago
Abosofuckinglutely
crinklecuter 3 years ago 2
I thought it was funny at the end.
Mr. Mackey: Say it loudly and proudly...
Chibi-Usa: FUCK YOU!!!!!!
LOL! ROFL!! ROFLMAO!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!
*Dies laughing, comes back, watches this again and dies again*
doalisaluver 3 years ago
This is Fucking class! :)
Smoker2999 3 years ago
lol the ending
gamefreak2952 3 years ago
anyone know 1:14?
cthulhuluv 3 years ago
saw that on funnyjunk like 6 years ago
MEST12 3 years ago
fucking comments
odnamra12 3 years ago
he rlly mathed MR.Garrison
wheresmycare95 3 years ago
wHY DONT YOU GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY HIDE AND GO FUCK YOUR SELF
wagie95 3 years ago 4
i fuckin love it lmao
liambaker323 3 years ago
fuck the fucking fuckers lol :p
spackman83 3 years ago