How to Get Laid Online

[edsom26]

haaaaaaaa

just started to watch you videos, LMFAO

ps: you are very cute :)

[taelxr]

"when i see profiles like that i can actually FEEL myself getting dumber" LOLDEAD.

[GustavoPertuzTapia]

I want to smack him so badly

[jdudeify]

If an online profile can capture your personality, who is really the boring one?

[DarkSorrows]

omg!!! your so awesome !!

[chamblizi]

i am phil!! I KNOW YOUR SINGLE DON'T LIE :D

[Marvinglz]

Preach!! I have a whole new respect for you Davey! Good job on the video and info! :)

[ZACHSDRUMS]

While I accept many of your views in your videos, I can't get over how self absorbed you come across in your videos. So much so that I was compelled to tell you

[montylewis12]

@ZACHSDRUMS i mean he does get 100k plus views per video, easy.

[ZACHSDRUMS]

@montylewis12 and? Popularity isn't always right, and what is right is not always popular. Perhaps I shouldn't have made the comment, but I really needed to express myself. I myself am gay, but this guy's videos just make me cringe. Not because I think I'm a superior individual, I just really find his personality to be a product chiefly of preaching his gay ideals (indirectly using his sexuality to stand out+ criticize, though sexu. doesn't matter.) and being self absorbed

[garfeild2121]

omg i love you so hot



[rodgerfox3]

Good to know I'm doing it right to keep people from wanting to date me.

[hitomi2232]

i like ur perspectives about respect....GRINDR howeever bans trans profiles

[garyinpalmsprings]

The body and nipples are mouthwatering.

[myname1234565]

who else checked their phone when u hear the grindr beep lol

[DaddysGuyChannel]

so cool love this guy thank u 

[bajagreatwhitesharks]

I'm not gay but i like your videos and your funny! :D

[freakylocz14]

What kind of pic should you use if you're DL/discreet?

[myname1234565]

@freakylocz14 if its for an app like grindr use your face! u have nothing to hide from cause last time i checked only gay guys were on that app

[freakylocz14]

@myname1234565 You never know who could be spying.

[freakylocz14]

An STD waiting to happen

[1wbmiami]

got to love this guy!

[Lovey552]

2:31 priceless!!

[bssnify]

LMAO at the background at 1:56!!

[TheBobMood]

Fag!

[MovieTrim]

GRINDR LOL

[AF6H4N1ST4N]

gay shit.

[mikeonearth]

hellerrr lmao

[remminder0808]

I went to that website about the douches of grindr, and they ALL hate asians, and I'm asian...T.T

[h2soccergod]

wow your butt is insane. it just spoke to me

[hope2xs]

ugh! beautiful body, ugly face !

[Prizm2356]

I like your video's...and really I dont mind that you never have a shirt on...but why are you always shirtless? Thanks for the vids they always make me laugh

[thalio03]

Were can I get the sound effect of grinder app I think it sound supper funny and would like it for my blacberyy hahhahaah so when I get email txt voicemail messages and any other notification. To see my friends expressions ahahaha please let me know thank you and by the way you're absolutley hillarious !! Xoxo

[Jasuta123]

love this video

[pallafox]

Umm please... regardlss of whatever your profile says on GRNDR fact is, if your butt ugly u might as well delete the app. Got bad experiences with that app itself and was surprise to discover TONS of jerk offs. Awesome app at first as each feedback motivates you hunt and attract guys, but in the end, the app destroys the very soul of homosexuality and leaves us gays to be perceived as shallow, lustful, and crude.

[THOMKALLOR]

@pallafox grindr is trash - ever seen the blog, douchebagsofgrindr?

[pallafox]

@THOMKALLOR I very much agree with you.

[dylanXhorsieXtime]

your dog....?

[eidr1]

I think your sexy! the guy in vid! totaly HOT!!!!

[anabeaudreaux11]

oh my gosh. i love you.

[calamagbloos]

hes hot thats why

[steelskyblue]

at the risk of being redundant, one more time, why are are you shirtless? or why are you talking? I am open to either question being addressed.... LOL

[calamagbloos]

@lilwaynemustdieee thnx for getting me hard!

[vgaymer]

I think it's a bad indicator of my libido when I'd rather go to the douchebags of grindr site than grindr itself.

[TimsDale4ever]

You are so incredibly sexy it just kills me -- that physique -- and those gorgeous nipples - beautiful muscle tone. I get so turned on just looking at you! And you probably don't do a damn thing to look like this either. Some guys are just natural this way and it's disgusting to those of us who have to work at it.

[SamuelConteEsq]

yummy!

[brunnoribeiro]

Man, you're awesome!

love you, peace out. mwah mwah!

(that was dumb)! LOL

[lilwaynemustdieee]

i just think the gays are so awesome : )

if i was gay i would lick his stomache from his happy trail to his nipples, then i would rub his big chest with my finger tips. then i would make a fire in between his butt cheeks with my twig.

only if i was gay though.

[jyskdansk]

Just get a kick out of your videos Davey! Keep them coming! All the best, lol, Georg.

[PaperadiGomma123]

Is your dog always asleep? XD

[TheSebastian1983]

why is this guy always naked ...

[cutecory1]

watched a bunch of your videos, you seem like a nice, genuine guy... always nice to see, especially from guys online lol

[smkz83]

I would love to make him scream in my bed...

[AndroidsTamed]

his nipples keep staring at me !! wear a shirt dude :)

[lzrd0113]

Thanks for mentioning douchebagsofgrindr (dot) com.... I didn't just waste and hour or 3 on there... Hehe?

[Bitchwhore7]

You're so hot!

[FreeFavl]

"Jesus Christ is Lard"

[ThumbsxDUp]

2:30 - 2:32....

.....that ass ;)

[TheRavenSinger]

@ThumbsxDUp

Press 8 for instant - repeating - replay :D

[polakd]

:D :D :D Your dog sleeps in realy great position :D

[FreeFavl]

@polakd It's called "cock-roaching" in Greyhound circles...

[cashmoney21892]

i like how right when i heard that noise at the beginning i knew he was on grindr lol

[Stupidpupp]

distracting nipples are distracting

[amc2525]

Hey you could make another vlog called "How to talk if you want to get passed arround like currency in jail"

[FullMentalPanic]

"Not looking to hookup" *SLAP* *rawr*

LOL, the way you said that makes you sound like you're trying to change someone's mind.

[58stan]

Davey your such a tease on your videos, I like it ;D

[ParadoxicalSymphony]

As a fellow greyhound owner, Chipolte literally makes my day, in the background.

[BananaSandwich1]

i wanna bend over for u



[AstroMen2911]

"no asians, no fems, no fatties" fuck, that just took me out of the market. Im not suprise, gays are so shallow anyways.

[F7E7R7N7A7N7D7O]

Is this guy is gay?

[wheelchair89]

@F7E7R7N7A7N7D7O

YES HE IS GAY!!!!

[VIKINGOCATIRE]

I can see this lame ass douche totally alone once his looks fades away. HE is talking about being creative and if u take a look at his profile on grindr it says... "lots of love to share, mostly looking for friends or dating" How creative huh. Anyways typical effeminate superficial gay. Like if catching people's essence through an online app. were possible. Get real.

[ThatGypsyBoy]

@VIKINGOCATIRE ooooh yous a bitter queen : (

[TheRavenSinger]

Press 8 for the lulz

[THEInkaholicink]

You are truly a breath of fresh air Davey!

[Yazora]

(///)w(///) dat ass

[harmony19490]

haha, love the dog!

[surfsalem7]

Thumbs up if you emulated that conversation on your Apple products :)~

[MichaelRayWegner]

I am in love with you. You are perf.

[bittercokejjang]

YOU TALK TOO FAST AND SEEM SO HYPER ALL THE TIME.. HOW MANY CUPS OF COFFEE DO YOU HAVE BEFORE SHOOTING YOUR VIDEOS?? I ALWAYZ WONDER.

[tennisboi1197]

Omfg date me I love this guy. Pleaseee <33

[Lodrongirl]

what's wrong with the dog? ;)

[benamaechi1]

gosh....that pose of you on your knees made me have a hard on which i think might last all day!

[KomicTurtle]

I had a profile sharing a rediculous story. It had nothing to do with me. It was about some woman with triple K breasts, knocking cars into buildings while running down hill on a street in a bikini. Just so she can get her letter in the mail box at the post office..

Then, I was going to write a story about Alien Chihuahuas.

And my tagline was...

OBJECTION!!!

[OpenMinded1001]

@gymbuilt um he's not here to fit into what you like. And a attitude like yours, I doubt you would have a chance with him.

[killerkandi133]

what's the name of the website?

[RosyBibliophile]

Don't post a picture of your car!! Because I will assume that you are a transformer.

[gaymalewitch]

Umm, but my Monster ie my dog is is in the profile with me. He IS my animal child. Love me, love my dog. Deal, princess.

[gymbuilt]

This guy is soo gay and flaming. why cant he be more butch and masc and str8 lking.

i dont like this guy at all. Why cant he change and more normal

[Heroman0]

@gymbuilt Why should he have to or want to.

[jamesarnesen]

Yay...I tried grindr and I hate it...so many fake people!!!!!!

[whiteipod2000]

its statistically known that a White or Hispanic guy will have a far easier time getting laid online then a black or asian guy.

[yardgoods]

@whiteipod2000 And it's (not its) statistically known that anyone who makes such a stupid comment is a dumbass.

[kevinyrrah]

the dog :)

[scorpio200218]

I am a str8 guy but I am hooked on your videos. At least i think I'm str8..... lol

[lescallade]

that grindr bleep makes me excited every time i hear it lol

[carl056]

Lol i went straight to douchebags of grindr. Not trying to be rude of anything but the fact that you never wear a shirt isn't that kinda douchy??

[antonyslack1]

You can go out with we xD <3

[KADAKx]

wow 2:31 <3

[ash70791]

I love the dog in the background.

[gymbuilt]

ALL i know is that this guy is totally flamming and GAY.. DEF not masc

[irvingklaw57]

I wonder how many "fatties" or Asians he's dated, or even given the time of day... probably never....

[gabsylv]

@irvingklaw57 What's with the Asian thing? There are as many gorgeous "out of the average guy's league" gays as any other race. There are many drop-dead gorgeous Asians

[pallafox]

@gabsylv If they are living outside its mother land, then they are mostly exposed to ugly Asians. Yes there are good looking ones, but not a huge a percentage in a foreign land.

[gabsylv]

@pallafox Not sure....all I know is that there are tons in Korea! :)

[TUXYtheguardian]

douche-O-meter! HA HA!

[97Hallelujah]

why is there a dead dog i the backround?

[knetye8124]

lol to great

[talkindurinthemovie]

is that dog dead :O

[gymbuilt]

OMG this guys is soo flamming and GAY..He really needs to tone down his Noticably GAYNESS... You can spot his Faggyness a mile away... why dont these guys ever butch up and be more MASC.... this is Soo not atttractive to most peoples eyes

[jencendiary]

@gymbuilt Why don't you try being a part of an all encompassing community, instead of just being a dudebro who occasionally sleeps with other dudebros?

[gymbuilt]

@jencendiary ???? UHHHH? what are you taking bout man? i have no idea what you

are meaning or talking bout?? can you explain in plain english

[nbkcq28]

@gymbuilt Wow! A gay who hates gays. Interesting. Maybe you should tone down your internalized homophobia. It is very unattractive. He doesn't "butch up" because he likes himself the way he is. I guess in the same way that you like repeatedly commenting on his vids in a hateful manner. Stop watching and he won't bother you so much. There are may types of gays and we get enough hate as it is. We don't need hate from gays, too. Don't like him? Don't watch.

[gayproud1]

I saw u bend over and i had to come here. I would put a electrict shock collar on u while my penis is up u.

[Crazychica3211]

This guy is so cute!!!! hahah yes im a 15 year old girl.

[naumrusomarov]

tumbs up if you noticed his dog sleeping.

[gymbuilt]

This guys is SOOO GAY AND FLAMING..totally flamboyent...totally not my type..

[naumrusomarov]

@gymbuilt I can see through your words that you've fallen for him.

[TheCBGBoy]

Anyone who hates this guy, or posts homophobic stuff on his posts, is doing it because he is in love with him.

[santran]

@TheCBGBoy But I hate gays. 

[JoeyFatale]

@santran Why?

[Alonzorion]

@TheCBGBoy I'm certainly not in love with him, your logic is incredibly flawed.

[grassielo]

estas bien cagado! muack

[THEnarwhal1234]

omg is that dog DEAD?

[forkhead]

Pet peeve: people who claim to be Christian and put how much they love church/Jesus in their profiles (fine) but then seem to have the most revealing, teasing, sensual/sexual pictures of anyone else on the site. Dafuq?

[diosar]

You are so cute until you open your mouth. You should have a good friend who to read your script before posting on youtube. xx

[u1s1m1c]

Move that bus! Lol

[soyntgo4it]

OH my GAWD he's off tellin us gay what to do again.. Davey STFU no one needs your advice.

[Catapult82]

grindr as a dating app?!? let's call a spade a spade. It's a hookup app.

[Inclousid]

Nobody gives a damn about Grindr text. All they look at is the picture, and if your picture is not up to their view of what's acceptable, they devalue you as a human being and move on.

And to those who say "no answer is an answer". Why is it, and that answer is "I'm a self-centred asswipe, and I think I'm quite quite obviously superior to you, so you're not even worth the seconds it takes to say sorry, not interested".

Ain't the bitter truth grand?

[gruffdan]

@xCleverlyx get a life.

[deeter131]

@xCleverlyx That's MR. FAG to you little boy.

[DeltaTheGreen]

@xCleverlyx You asshole, find yourself something else to do with your life.

[PaulLook4ae]

Good tips Mister!""

[dvinb12345]

I'm guilty of writing "not looking for anything in particular" on my profile. But really, that's because I wasn't. I was just on there to kill time and talk to people, but I can see how that's an annoying thing to put on your profile.

[rjdagema]

which brand of camera you use to record??

you cool ;)

[MrKECproductions]

Do you even own a shirt?

[TheEureka41]

@MrKECproductions He does

[malib02]

@MrKECproductions he dont need one... :-))

[lwclark96]

Oh hot damn

[Kikrokos]

I've watched five times how you hit your butt, and after watching the rest of the video, I watched that particular moment another two times.

[8913151822]

I hadn't even seen this video and was following those ideas when I got my grindr account and I ended up with a wonderful guy! Love the advice!

[ThexNaaru]

2:30 is what you came for people

[coolenaam]

@ThexNaaru hahahaha if you came for that keep pressing 8 ;)

[PGOLDEN88]

There's a reason why I put in nobody old enough to be my dad.

[TheRex1568]

haha the phone was upside down lol

[mrdquick]

and no putting your dog in your profile picture... I mean the entire picture...

[BenBezpark]

2:27 - put on reply ;)

[MrWillGaGa]

i love your eyes. <3

[MrWillGaGa]

you are now mine! <3

[SuperFabulicious]

i jizzed

[Imalltherage]

your nipples look intensly hard ._.

[Bill463]

Gosh I'm sooooo glad that I'm 49 and have been with my fantastic husband for 13 years. I missed the entire 'internet meeting' thingy. It just seems SO time consuming for such little payoff. I found my guy the 'old fashioned' way - I asked him to dance at Splash Bar in NYC! As usual, this Davey guy is a complete bore ( I've only caught three or four of his videos here).

[TheMrwazzy]

wtf is with the thumbnail...

[FunnyBlogification]

OMG! i have the perfect person for you :)

[timothyln12]

2:15 dog in the back. is it dead?

[TheEureka41]

@timothyln12 No the dog is just laying down chilling.

[itsmeandthebear]

it wud help if he was holding his iphone the right way up

[latuspeoples]

Immediately looked up douche bags of grindr . . .

[mammothana]

wow..is ur dog ok at 2:34 ??

[lukees88]

grindr is not a dating app, its a place for hook-ups

[itsdanny24]

@lukees88 I beg to differ, I went on a date with a guy I met off grindr. Now I'm left very infatuated towards him. It was a clean, chill, awesome date that consisted of dinner and him paying for the meal and driving me home and ending with a goodnight kiss. Kiss, not raunchy make out.

[trotmin13]

pause at 2:32

jizz in my pants.

[deankirkham01]

Sso so FUNNY! and true! lol

[GuillermoGladiator]

lol the weird laughs at the end xD

[welshfyr]

My dog wants to 'cuddle' with your dog. He made me do a vid of it, but I can't figure out the vid camera....alas....he thinks she is cute. He's a Chihuahua but he still thinks he's a big man!

[naru24dude]

This should be the first thing someone should watch before making an a4a, gringr, or manhunt account etc

[aenigmawi]

OMG that was brilliant!