clever girl

[VassanoTrueIvol]

the guy is an asshole, the time he speaks he could have shot ten times.

[bestshowontheweb]

And thus, a meme was born.

[Cabbagecabrera]

One of the greatest death scenes ever. RIP man.

[CrystalHunter1989]

RIP Bob Peck

[flightdeckreviews]

finally I found the guys that use google chrome and here i thought I was forever alone :foreveralonedance:

[AliguzKnight]

Shit... Fuck...

[ManahemStarq]

:clevergirl: he is real!!!!

[BloggersMisintention]

@ManahemStarq :peterhaters:



[XenuriWeb]

this guy was an epic fail he already said earlier in the movie how raptors work in packs. FOOL!

[cradiIy]

If I was Muldoon I would've popped that sun' bitch with that spas instead of wasting time saying "clever girl"

[TheRhymeBoy]

:clevergirl:

[ZZXXFiREMANXXZZ]

@TheRhymeBoy OH RLY?

[Risco98]

@ZZXXFiREMANXXZZ YA RLY -.-

[ZZXXFiREMANXXZZ]

@Risco98 i wrote yeah rly because all the people know that,and you family hate u and you mother want see you dead,because you are poor and a idiot,all your life is ruined,I mean venusaur

[Risco98]

@ZZXXFiREMANXXZZ no wai 0.0

[mininow]

Shoot first, talk later

[Risco98]

I find this easy to masturbate to

GF: but le derp bf, you premature ejaculate before you even started

CLEVER GIRL

[RomanRupertEgan]

Hmm life or death situation cheesy line or save my life. Hmmmm clever girl ahhhhhhhhhh

[MisterZimbabwe]

Even before TF2 was invented, Spies were backstabbing Snipers.

[jackpotpony]

i had a dream the other day and this guy was in it, he made like the biggest zinger ever and i turned to him and said "clever girl"... woke up can't remember what he said :(

[WookieNipple730]

@epicskate09 its also apparent through the movie that the raptors are primarily matriarchal so it would make sense that the leader, who kills Muldoon, is a female

[bigmacrmuk]

The awkward moment when you realise there's NO WAY you're going to turn your Spaz-12 around in time to stop a reintroduced prehistoric predator from promptly disembowelling you and beginning to eat you while you're still alive.

[RomanRupertEgan]

@bigmacrmuk He probably could have if he didnt say that cheesy line 

[epicskate09]

What if that was a boy? :0 cleverboy?

[zelkart]

@epicskate09 Actually, it was stated earlier that all dinosaurs on the island were female. While it is revealed that frog DNA actually allowed some of the dinosaurs to switch gender, Muldoon (the guy who got killed in the video) was never aware of this.

[DELZEPPILLINblogs]

:clevergirl:

[predatorwillstorm]

@DELZEPPILLINblogs :f7u12:

[frenchpansy499Z]

Hell of a way to go. Sneakily unfolding a shotgun, realizing he's fucked, delivering a one liner, and getting mauled by a dinosaur.

[Wind8seas]

Day 19... Low on water. Still searching for TheIntempo's Comment...

[FlaVaxx]

Sexual

[sangyuni96]

How to look for comment in any video

1)click view all comments

2) press Ctrl-F

3) search away

[100PercentGOLD]

When you got to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.

[PtolemyAFX]

@100PercentGOLD *cue Wild West music*

[AdamElseify]

what was Theintempo's comment?

[Chrystafication]

buy the shirt here: thisnthatandsomeshirts (dot) com

[hondation]

:clevergirl: !!!!

[XxWhileItzHotxX]

OUCH....

[salim300]

XboxAhoy anyone?

[salim300]

those seconds he wasted saying "clever girl"! he should have blasted the things face with that spas 12

[atafies1]

@salim300 When dealing with violent animals, making sudden movements can be a bad idea.  It only pounced after he tried to quickly turn and shoot it.

[AprilReign]

this reminds me of the Johnny Depp scene in "Ed Wood" & how they had that giant puppet octopus "thrashing around" just like this dinosaur through the branches you can see the same fake shaking. doesn't look very real.

[werebee]

If he had pulled the trigger on the first one faster, and had immediately turned and shot the other one, he might have made it out. He did neither of those things.

[wcs1870]

:23 I CRAPPED myself as a kid watching this scene. To this day the scariest moment of my movie-watching life. "Clever girl..." FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Doomtouilas]

History-Eraser-Button sent me.

[ZeroOne101]

vegeta nooo! noooooooo!

[coolman111ish]

:why:

[coolman111ish]

:clevergirl:



[emanvz]

:clevergirl:



[xonktrof1]

god bless jurrassic park

[JacksonPa1993]

:clevergirl:



[Jortender]

:clevergirl:

[TheRainbowHigh]

:clevergirl:



[xalener]

Wait.... I've been quoting "clever girl" from Total Recall this whole time.... what the hell's going on?

[UponMyLiarsChair]

does anyone else regularly reference the "clever girl" line like i do?

[TadRaunch]

@UponMyLiarsChair With notable frequency.

[wolffromsteam]

:clevergirl:

[MrBadApple999]

mmm...and then that actor was never seen again...

[z7h4q6iv93]

The raptor eating him makes the whole island shake?

[Shippoyasha]

A man with a shotgun doesn't usually take 2 whole seconds to turn around with a shotgun. Unrealistic to the max /Nerd!

[mindtoonz262]

:squee:

[mindtoonz262]

:yaoming:

[iHazzaification]

Then, instead of the raptor jumping out, vegeta pops his head out of the bush and goes 'G'day, mate.'

[PumaFau]

this is what happens to campers.

[silentdaffodils]

@ryan0ff Gah. Control+f people. Use it. It helps you with many things in life.

[antivercetti]

You know, the raptor jumped forward. If the guy had just kicked off the ground while crouched down, he would've rolled backwards and gotten out of the way to take a clear shot at the thing.

[Kingdom007Hearts]

one of the best death lines of the 90s

[godzillamaster90]

when the game primal carnage come out i wanna recreate this scene

[CliffTheAlpha]

@Skillz506 Arrow to the knee type comments used to be funny, but then the people who told them all the time took a bullet to the brain.

[KeriTheGreat08]

@Skillz506 Oh goodness! That made me laugh so hard! Going to be giggling all day!

[Kizuii]

@Skillz506 I used to make funny comments, but then I just deceided to spam unfunny memes.

[Neur0tic666]

@Skillz506 No.

[Searcheur]

ha xboxahoy

[gmcclelland1992]

You know, someday a guy is going to be out hunter deer, or ducks and this will happen, they will learn the ways of the raptor.

[150rmxer]

day 46: still have not found TheIntempo's comment

[cradiIy]

@150rmxer

Step 1: Click on view all comments

Step 2: Press Ctrl+F

Step 3: enter user's name

Step 4: ???

[CtlBrandon]

@cradiIy thank you, someone needs to tell these thumb-whoring retards

[Metaltherebel92]

he really would not had the time to turn his gun against the raptor and shoot it. as seen, the raptor jumped at him once he moved. so instead he made a epic memorable quote :-) bad he died though, one off the films coolest characters!

[DII117]

Might have had time to point the gun at that bitch's head, oh, but he wouldn't be able to make a comment no one would ever hear.

[Risco98]

*plays MW3 S&D

*gets shot from behind but survives

*hides behind cover

*gets knifed around the corner

My reaction: Clever girl...

[eightball6219]

GF: Babe did you remember to put on a condom?

me: Hurr hurr, nope

GF: Check again

*condom is on*

me: Clever girl...

[Axxeleration84]

Velociraptors were way to small to look like that. These movie raptors more closely match the size and length of the Utahraptor. And yes I wiki'd this, but fuck you! Wikipedia knows everything!

[TheEvilX338]

You wiki"d shotgun shells before commenting back. Good job. Bet you've never shot a gun in your life. Problem?

[habibdemon21]

@TheEvilX338

What you're telling me is-

A.) You think Robert Muldoon the man that in the JP book was known for skinning live alligators with a dull machete would be dumb enough to use buckshot on a raptor.

B.) You're dumb enough to use buckshot (used for killing soft furry bucks (hence the name)) instead of slugs.

C.) You have never played with weapons to know the difference, not everything is as easy as a Wii remote.

[TheEvilX338]

@habibdemon21 Internet troll obviously. If you knew anything about ballistics, you'd know that buckshot easily kills. I know because I've killed deer with it before. Why do you think they call it buckshot? I suggest you crawl out of your moms basement do do some real shooting. BTW, I don't have a Wii, for I have a life.....Good day to you sir

[CultistOfDagon]

@habibdemon21

At the range Muldoon was at from the raptors, slugs vs. buckshot really would not have made that much of a difference, in fact I would argue that buckshot would actually be better for the given situation that he was in (as slugs are better for longer range, where as buck shot is better for short range.....unless of course you are hunting birds, but then why use buckshot for that?)

Now if only he did not spend all that time screwing around with the damn stock.....

[kingladekahn]

At the risk of quoting Team Four Star.

*Robert aims. Raptor comes out of bushes*

Raptor: Good day, mate.

Robert: Well, I'm right fucked, aren't I?

Raptor: Right in the down under.

I really liked Robert though. I wish they had of let him live. :(

[TheKimberry666]

@kingladekahn yeah true too bad as well the actor already died of cancer :-(

[reptileman262]

@kingladekahn read the book

[whywasthissohard]

The search for TheIntempo's comment begins.

[KeriTheGreat08]

@whywasthissohard They really need to make a search bar for screen names just because of this dilemma. We all do it.

[bloodsuckern]

@whywasthissohard control F..... retard

[doodlefreaklol]

Fucking camper. lol

[Sieist23Jahrealt]

why didnt he already have the thing ready to fire. what a dumb ass.

[Demov12]

As a child i hard a hard time figuring out if this was a horror or adventure movie xD

[b99b12]

:clevergirl:

[Metheny72]

The time he spent saying clever girl should have been spent aiming that shotgun...

[CMDRKillsalot]

11 people weren't "clever girls"...

[LaGoonch]

They need to remake this and have it closer to the book. Peck was perfect for Muldoon as was Neill for Grant, but other than that... not bad, just not as fucking badass as the book. Anywho, anyone else think that Michael Fassbender would make a good Muldoon in a reboot?

[PastelStudios]

spas 12 ftw

[Asmodeussssss]

They picked the perfect Muldoon.

[Rotemetoot]

Omg I have to find "TheINtempo's" comment, facepalm at it, look at his CoD favourites and be mad...

I already hate him... Can't wait to hate him more... :P

[rp1dmc]

Raptors were actually covered in feathers

[KingSpartaX37]

MvC3 Version: Chris cocks shotgun and ready to shoot Wesker but Dark Phoenix comes on his left. Chris: Clever Girl. Dark Phoenix: DIE!! *Uses Phoenix Rage on Chris* KO

[fizzymcbonbon]

In the book this bad-ass survives and he uses a rocket launcher to kill raptors. Oh, he also brings down a T-Rex with one too.

[Messing789]

0:20 for anyone who just wants the words.

[TheKiwigirl123456]

@MrBonez1092 That was exactly what I was thinking. He was my favorite of the ginyu force (have to be a TFS fan to understand)

[Reikaenkami]

:clevergirl:

[Superspaceify]

@Reikaenkami :iconclevergirlplz:

[MonkeyKing20I2]

I HATE it when the top comments are replys to others, so you have to cycle all the back looking for the original one...

[iam0nmyown]

@MonkeyKing20I2 you dont have to, you idiot. And stop copying jokes and high rating comments, you idiot.

[Raptor747]

....and he never heard the raptor walking through a bunch of noisy foilage?

[canoke2]

@Raptor747 no just like you wouldent hear an elephant.

[OkumoKoryu]

@Raptor747 You've got to remember that the T-Rex was always foreshadowed by [insert vibrations here], save for that epic entrance in the movie, which no one heard or saw coming.

[ThatAzianKid]

he should've used steady aim pro.

[XxLibra86xX]

"11 people are not clever girls" 

[ryan0ff]

THE QUEST FOR THEINTEMPO'S COMMENT BEGINS!

[psychobassist111]

@ryan0ff It's on page 6 as of 10/21/11

[Nero999Uri]

Team Four Star brought me here.

[yesterdayspaper]

your all faggots

[canoke2]

@yesterdayspaper ahaha says you

[BadValue461]

@TheIntempo

Real life is not video games, son. For example, did you know that, in real life, when you're hurt, you don't heal completely after a few seconds of not taking damage?

[th3fearclan]

+100 headshot

[Isac01]

lolspas12noob

[justforthelulzzz]

Use your BR SCRUBCAKE

[fasthonda]

Where is Master Chief when you need him?

[ChrisFormage]

Press 8 repeatedly for a horny raptor.

[SuperFoxspeed]

I guess someone got the a killstreak. reward: attack raptors

[kbaj203]

@SuperFoxspeed lmfao good one

[SuperFoxspeed]

@kbaj203 thanks I was playing mw2 after I saw the movie so when I saw the attack dogs it reminded me of the movie especially since I died the same way in the game I was goins to kill a attack dog with a revolver taking my time to aim when another attack dog came from my right and killed me.lol.

[jfoley715]

Should've switched to 10 sensitivity

[RobloxSugarFanta]

lol i didnt know you can do that from a SPAS

[kolinmartz]

@RobloxSugarFanta

me either im used to using my uncle's spas and he's has a fixed wooden stock

[Destroyahweapon]

to bad he died. why didn't he SHOOT HER

[kolinmartz]

@Destroyahweapon

reflex raptors has faster reflex

[TheIntempo]

@spectreshadow i now know this hahah thanks :P

[TheIntempo]

@gato23 your right i am a child am 18, some interesting facts thanks :)

[TheIntempo]

@kkksskkk thats such a hipocritical thing to say how am i a nerd when you seem to know so much about a shotgun 'Buckshots have effective ranges up to 30m, while slugs can be used accurately up to several hundred meters' XD

[TheIntempo]

@CtlBrandon your right ive never shot one but i foolishly placed my judgement in call of duty...

[tpain2345]

spas 12 can kill video game soldiers but not raptors

[1StIwY1]

@xeadm

Principally for two reasons:

1) The gun was too long to point and shoot at the target.

2) The high pain.......imagine a raptor that jumps over you, mauling your entire head, and sinking his claws on the abdomen.

Probably If he had a gun would have had the space and time to pull out and shoot.

[fenrirgg]

The old times when palm trees used to hide the bloody scenes.

[xrodriguezx15]

$10 says Activision was using that spas 12.

[PicturaSonus]

:clevergirl:

[ScarletSnake]

0:00 to 0:16 -> SPAS-12 Porn.

[Noumenon4Idolatry]

How I view all woman.

[Floydzkrieg]

So watching Jurassic Park tonight.

[Frusciantefan77]

It's under his shoulder at 0:12 then over his shoulder at 0:14.

...just felt proud about myself for noticing that.

[gregtestagent]

a Spas 12 never looked or sounded sexier, or more ineffective.

[MrBonez1092]

NOOO JEICE!

[TheIntempo]

why is he aiming with a shotgun...noob

[spectreshadow]

@TheIntempo ...it is still important to line up your target with a shotgun.

[gato23]

@TheIntempo

its not like in video games you child, real shotgun blast is not as short range nor do they spread like they do in games, so its important to aim that shit.

[kkksskkk]

@TheIntempo Buckshots have effective ranges up to 30m, while slugs can be used accurately up to several hundred meters, you little nerd.

[CtlBrandon]

@TheIntempo you don't aim your shotguns when you shoot? oh wait, you've never shot one

[identityisrelative]

@TheIntempo Have you ever used a shotgun? Aiming is entirely necessary if you intend to hit anything farther than a few feet from you with any degree of accuracy. I would assume that the director took that into account considering that the raptors were swift and all.

[habibdemon21]

@TheIntempo because its a fuckin raptor, you think hes using birdshot?

obviously hes using slugs which require aiming, cant just shoot from the hip like COD.

[kolinmartz]

@habibdemon21

um the use buckshots in cod and youre right slugs requires aiming and so does birdshots if you want to get as much birds as you can in one shot you aim

[TheEvilX338]

@habibdemon21 Or buckshot, dumbass

[habibdemon21]

@TheEvilX338 cool story bro, what about frag rounds, flechettes, rock salt? come at me. 

[sk8tafrnk]

@TheIntempo You're an idiot. Have you ever shot a shotgun before? Have you ever tried to hipshoot a shotgun before? Obviously not, it's not that fucking easy.

You should fucking aim. Especially if your life is depending on it.

[Couragethecowarddog]

@sk8tafrnk Hey man, i agree with you and since you seem to know about shotguns: Do you think he could have killed the raptor if he had turned immediately instead of saying "clever girl"? Thanks.

[sk8tafrnk]

@Couragethecowarddog Well I don't know much more about shotguns than going to a gravel pit and shooting my own. Maybe some of those tactical guys can some kind of useful hip shot application, but as far as my personal ability extends, I'd have the damn thing on my shoulder and my eye down the sight.

The raptor was right there. It attacked him when he turned so saying clever girl was probably just a decision of living 2 seconds longer.

[MEGATRYANT]

@TheIntempo well if you consider its a GODDAMM DINOSAUR i also would try a headshot whit a shotgun since they are resistent

[Scariestkiller]

@TheIntempo

Shotguns are actually long range weapons. :P lol

[dyn0f9g77]

@TheIntempo i have to be the buzzkill. could be using slugs

[ragnaroksbringer]

@TheIntempo I love how your comment has 25 thumbs up from 12-year olds that play COD, and 15 down from people that have seen a gun in real life on at least one occasion.

[TheIntempo]

@ragnaroksbringer lmfao i only ment it as a joke yet all these people reply to me like "god dam it mann have you ever shot oneee"..am like nooo i havent but thats for sharing that with me..XD thanks for sticking up me :)