Viva Discordia - That Handsome Devil Lyrics

[jon245]

You two have produced the single funniest youtube comment section that has ever existed, lol

[bareakon]

@jon245 Cool. Do we get an award?

[mechanic87production]

No more lookin for Osama but then again it means MOAR JELLO-SHOTS

[keatonomore]

you guys below me....keep em comin...i cant stop laughing even though i dont have the slightest clue wtf is going on..xD

[bareakon]

@keatonomore I don't even know what's going on, and it's ME doing it

Glad you're enjoying it, though... :)

[keatonomore]

@bareakon oh yes...randomness is always fun....stuff like that tends to crack me up easily XD

[sikkmage81]

LOVE you That Handsome Devil!! <3 thanks for posting this video. Shared to FB :D SPREAD THE LOVE!!

[SHADOWKING1203]

its one year later this means 880 views wooooo.

[bareakon]

@SHADOWKING1203 Roughly 2 views a day.... Something must be done...

[SHADOWKING1203]

@bareakon yeah i know kids these days dont know what to listen too, at least when they are of age

[bareakon]

@SHADOWKING1203 In all fairness, THD isn't exactly a well known band.

[SHADOWKING1203]

@bareakon true, true, wish they were but that doesnt happen often

[bareakon]

@SHADOWKING1203 Well, let's just keep fighting the good fight...

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon I got no other plans, let's do this thing ;D

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 I should warn you, a relationship with me is like a rollercoaster...

Lots of screaming, followed by vomiting

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon I've never vomited on a roller coaster ;D

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 I don't have a comeback for that...

The only option left for me is to actually marry you...

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Since we have already perfected the "woman always wins" I'm ready :D *pops hand out*

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 You wouldn't believe how many of my conversations on youtube end like this...

I'll contact you when I can afford a ring...

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Just get me some wine baby and I'll forget all about that ring ;D

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 I'm not giving you wine. You know what it does to you!

YOU'RE TEARING THIS MARRIAGE APART!!!

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon But even YOU said the sex was way better after I've had wine!! *cries* You always close your eyes when we have sex and I'm sober!

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 You're right. I'm sorry. Let's never argue again, if only for the sake of the children

I just realised. Some random person is going to come across this video, look at the comments section.... and just think "WTF?!?!"

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon That's ok, I accept you and it's ok if they hate it. xD

Lol but really, you're prolly right. Oh well :D Sadly not too many people know of THD ;[ And not many would be visiting. *sadly sighs*

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 Yeah, it's a shame.

But still, I'm sure we've provided much entertainment here for those that HAVE discovered THD

P.S. Our session with the marriage counsellor is on friday...

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon I knew you cared :D Making us an appointment. You don't have to sleep on the couch anymore <3

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 I knew we could work it out....

There's an inspiring story there for any other budding relationships between 2 random anonymous people

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Psh i've known you my whole life, you just never knew it. *giggles innocently*

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 Well, since we're being honest, I'm standing right behind you....

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Oh hunny you scared me so badly I had to leave work!! Back to the couch for you.

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 Why can't it be you who goes to the couch for a change?

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Fine!! Just cause the counselor said to "trade lives" for a bit. Now you have the boobies.

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 Cool.

Wait!! What's the dildo for?!?

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Omg we need a new counselor. I wasn't ready for you to see that yet :'[ SCREW YOU COUNSELOR!!

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 I'm okay with it, just be gentle with me.

Who am I kidding? Make me beg for mercy, you know I like it rough!!

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Don't forget our first date baby, it was all sorts of rough... wait, you were drugged, you prolly can't remember can you!~ *teehee*

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 I remember waking up tied to a chair, dressed as a french maid

Then there was a goat, some massive guy in a miniskirt chanting satanic verses, and something about Giglamesh.

Next morning I woke up pregnant with our child.

It was unusual, but who am I to judge?

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon I always knew you were the love of my life <3 you remembered the most important details!! But can you remember the day we got married?! It was epic.

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 I remember you, me, tequila and basket-weaving. Not much else

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Let's make love. <3 oh sorry for late replies lol.. I lost my damn ID and I cant log into my work comp without it, so now I gotta wait till I come home xD

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 I'll get the tequila, you get the scuba gear.

No worries

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Can I wear it this time??

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 Only if I don't have to be the girl this time....

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Fiiine. *is the girl this time*

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 You're so good to me. Let's rocknroll!!

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Hells yeah! WOW YOURE FINISHED ALREADY? *throws suit on the ground* >:[ premature.

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 It's been three days!! I'm not premature, you're just late

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon 3 whole days? Oh well, better late than never :] Make me a sammich right nao.

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 Oh, so I'm back to being the girl then...

Fiiine, what kind of sandwich?

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon A sex sammich ;)

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 Lucky, because I have tons of sex left over.

Unfortunately no bread, so we'll have to settle for a sex bagel

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Oh god bagels have holes in them, and a creamy filling <3

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 I also have baguettes... No need to say more than that...

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon And here is why I fall more in love with you every day :D *grabs one of them baguettes* lets do this thing.

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 Oww... OOWWW

Be more gentle with that thing!!

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Youve been able to take it before!! *forces it* >:O

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 And I'm still feeling it from befor- AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHH

Please.... Mercy.... ='(

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Yes cry more >:) *catches tears in a sad story jar* I like it hehehehe *stops forcing it* Fine you can have mercy, but only for now.

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 You're a cruel, evil lady.... And that's why I love you

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon That's also why you had my babies :]

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81

With the horns, red skin, forked tongues and tails...

They get it from your side of the family, I bet...

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Don't you talk about my mother like that... Unless you want the couch again

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 No please, the couch is all covered with baguette crumbs. I have flashbacks whenever I look at it :(

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Tell me you love my mother.

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 I'm not falling for that again...

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Dammit. I still have the recorded tape of you saying it anyways. :D Don't you just love me? I remember all our bad moments hunny!!

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 I love you, and I love our five kids

I remember our conversation when they were born:

You: "What shall we call them?"

Me: "How about Zenith, Quazar, River, Android 18 and Vegeta?"

You: "I've made a terrible mistake"

Haha, Good times...

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Thankfully we had enough booze later in order for me to completely forget what you said that day! I just call them 1 2 3 4 and 5. Speaking of which... 3 IS TRYING TO KILL 5 BUT 4 IS IN THE WAY, GO STOP THEM!!! *cries hysterically*

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 Survival of the fittest. Let them have their fun...

Go Number 3!!

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon *Reonsiders the ring I'm wearing"... is this even real? *sighs at her life choices*

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 The person I stole it off said it was real...

I didn't even get a ring...

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon *Just stares at him*

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 No, the cock ring you gave me doesn't count as a wedding ring...

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Dammit. You always read my mind... Stop being perfect <3 *stares dreamily as 3 and 4 attempt to stick one another in the washing machine* <33

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 I'm trying to stop, but these things are hardwired.

3! 4! Don't make a mess. Your mother is the one who has to clean up the blood.

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon *suddenly snaps out of it when a duty is given* Hell no, sir, I do all the work in bed, YOU clean it up! *prances away to make sammiches*

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81

You do all the sacrifices, so you clean up all the blood

I eat all the food, so I clean that up

The kids create all the dead bodies, so they clean those up

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon *Calls from the kitchen*~ I want a divorce! You said you'd never talk about the sacrifices again!

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 And you said you wouldn't replace all my clothes with maid outfits again.

I'm sorry. Please don't leave me *Wipes away a tear with my feather duster*

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon I had so many days of lonely boredom before 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all born at the same time.. you were never here, I had to do something to make you think of me! *pouty lip* Your duster is dirty.. *sniffles*

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 I don't mind. I look fabulous.

You never have to be alone again =')

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Nobody would take me anyways.. So i'll just settle :D You so sweeeet. *coughs*

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 I would take you, but everytime I try to take you, you take me.... with that dildo

See what I did there?

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon *starts hacking profusely* hunny don't tell the world about my dildo :) *nervously eyes around..* I don't know what a dildo is, anyways.

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 You're fooling no-one...

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon *slowly takes elongated object out of my ear..* Ok fine. *throws dildo* You happy? YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!!

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 How the hell did you fit that in your ear??

I ruined your life? Have you ever tried squeezing a baby through a penis? That is true pain

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Haha man that was a sight.. *reminiscing* Oh and you made it possible for it to fit in my ear >:( Wait.. so we have SIX CHILDREN?! WHAT COLOR IS THE 6TH?

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 It's an alligator, we call him Snappy, or number 6

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon You've been cheating on me with a Reptar haven't you? =_=

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 No. You shoved one up my arse. Remember? XO

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Oh *blushes* That's right, and the video I recorded of it went viral. :<

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 Just remember the next time you're filming me, I have a few films of you too.

Weird films

Scary films

You did things that haunted me, and I may never truly understand

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon So you watched me create a clone of your B===D by collecting pubes, mixing mustard and mayonaise, and pickle juice and a strange skin-like substance..? FUCK.

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 Uhhh, I was thinking about the other thing.

What was that about cloning?

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Nothing >_>" Shhh..

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 Come to think of it, that dildo was very realistic...

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon I SWORE I REPLIED!!

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 What does that mean? You swore you replied?

BTW sorry I'm late. I was at a gig...

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Yeah I thought I replied but apparently I didn't lol. No worries xD Where did you go! D: Like, what gig?

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 Just some local bands

Well, you could always reply now....

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Ive already replied twice you smut! *gets chains and whips*

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 Well I can't see th- Ow!! OWWW!!

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Yes.. these chains make it look like you have scales.. and you know about my dragon fetish ;)

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 Wait, dragon fetish? You never told me about that....

Is that why huge infernos keep bursting from the basement door?

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon You have worn me out dear. *retreats to basement*

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 Try not to get burnt down there...

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon I'll just use the ice in the Hell Freezer to cool it off.. BRUNO HERE I COME!!! *runs into the firey dragon-infested basement to enjoy fetish* <3

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 Don't worry, you're cool enough ;)

You're also hot enough!

AH! Oxymoron! Mindfuck!

I suck at witty compliments

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon I think my life is a lie because of what you just said :'(

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 I know the pieces fit, 'cos I watched them fall away...

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Omg that's a good song... *eargasms*

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 See!

I knew it was meant to be...

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Oh how I love you :D

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 Good thing I didn't sing Rosetta Stoned...

That sends entirely the wrong message...

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon *sighs* this is why the basement is full of my fetish.. for when I need to escape your silly antics.

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 Speaking of my antics, do you have any rubber ducks and nitroglycerin down there?

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Oh husband D:! I got so lost in my forest just a moment ago that I didn't hear what you were saying :[ something itched. Good news though, I found Fluffykins *holds out a dead cat*

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 Oh, it died? I should have used more rubber ducks...

We're gonna need a new test subjec- ... I mean, uhh, Cherished pet...

¬_¬

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Oh dear god.. do you smell that stench? *didn't hear a word spoken*

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 You know I can't smell anything, ever since that sexual experiment went horribly wrong

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon Remind me what you're about to blame on me AGAIN hunny? What sexual experiment hmmm? *taps foot with an eye twitching*

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 Nothing... o_O

Don't hurt me.... again...

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 This whole thing really ended on a cliffhanger, huh?

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon MY SWEET SWEET DERANGED LOVER, I AM BACK :) My laptop broke... and I was in deployment training. BUT I HAVE COME TO MAKE YOU SAMMICHES AGAIN <3 <3 <3!!!!!!!!!!

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 OM NOM NOM NOM.

But enough about your butt, I should get to work eating these sandwiches...

OM NOM NOM NOM

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon But I didn't even make those.... ;( are you cheating on me? With a sandwich maker from heaven??

[bareakon]

@sikkmage81 I made these sandwiches myself.

I've approached sex with the same strategy

[sikkmage81]

@bareakon And you play GH Expert <3 I'm totally okay with this idea xD lol.

[kitty3cute]

Awesome.

[bogie5464]

this song makes me feel like i still have a small shred of sanity left in my declining mind 0.o

[FourTimesSix]

Yeah. This is probably the best song, ever.

[ThrownToTheKraken]

love this song man,

thanks for making and uploading.

:)

[wallacevallejo7o7]

omg 4 views now!!!!

[bareakon]

OMFG 5!!!

o.O

[bareakon]

WOW!!

THREE WHOLE VIEWS!!