Yogpod Animations - 19 - "Tale of the Jägermeister"

[bigdaddymuffin1]

After this video i went and searched "what is a jaffa cake" i watched the first appealing video and guess what... Apparently there is a thing called "jaffaholic" i thought WHAT THE HECK! Is there nicotine in a jaffa?and even worse... Theres a jaffaholic hot line. They r actually pretty rude and just " put u down as a jaffaholic" WHAT THE HECK. Like this comment if u agree or like koala bears. :D

[optimus8799]

nomnomnomnomnomnomnom

[czech706]

PERRY GRIP REFERENCE FOR THE WIN

[merike815]

WTF jägermeister is estonia alcohol (im from estonia) and sorry about my english

[yankeeh8ter1221]

@merike815 your 100% wrong

[eebledeezo]

@yankeeh8ter1221 As is your grammar and mathematics.

[GekkoAK]

Jägerbombs FWT!!

[biscutbuu69]

when I saw the title I was like "OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE Jägermeister!!!!"

[jonny581991]

why don't they play games like battlefield or call of duty

[TheLanceflip]

@jonny581991 Because those are not real games

[MortTheDane]

@jonny581991 cuz those are boring as hell

[SUPERMANOMEGADUDE]

I seriosly thought this was a mad lib at first

[Seracinfinity]

@SUPERMANOMEGADUDE *ad lib.

And I think it might be.

[DizzCOG]

No thats how i lose a weekend or two.

[RandomIcko]

He lost his wife, so he goes hunting... That's not odd at all...

[pokemonsonicgal]

UMMM thats the story of Holywood

[maltiseconure9]

Bob Ross = God?

...

"And lets put some happy, happy trees..."

[Biffen1812]

wait wait wait... star wars, in 3D, FUCK YEAH

[ThatGuyIn321]

"He's trying to save time by... by cuttin' corners...

Which is very un-german, by the way..."

GERMANS. DON'T F**K. AROUND. (apparently)

[TheCGIMaster]

LOL Bob Ross is GOD!

[lebaz101]

Simons impression of Hannah was flawless

[GashPlague]

1:18 What's that from??

[XxServalcat24xX]

@GashPlague om nom nom song by parrygrip

[GashPlague]

@XxServalcat24xX THANK YOU! It was driving me kinda nuts.

[shadowgloria]

Hannah sounds remarkably like Margaret Thatcher...

[systemshockers1]

Jagerbombs <3

[strat066]

Jager is awesome

[radivoactive]

DEPYDEER... Stag... Thing... WHATEVER!

[Clockworkmaster1]

i have had Jägermeister...

it tastes like drinking Nightquill through black licorice...

[MissMiniPie]

Wow, Simon really could say 'Jäger'. Thats good.. Bc alot of that dont use 'åäö' cant say it. :p

[lessthanthreegames]

did anyone else thing the dog was pooping and then figured out it was leaves...

[TheAjerf]

Lol 'jeigermiezter'

[Randomicity912]

St. Hubertus lived in the 8th century. Jagermeister was made in 1935. Therefore, we can deduce that Jagermeister was introduced by a time-travelling Christian bishop. Also, aliens.

[sndtvs]

While watching all of these vids for the yogpod animations, i feel my brain cells dying a slow, painful, hilarious death.

[EWRPVM]

Why is God the happy tree guy?

[DrD0000M]

@EWRPVM Because Bob Ross IS God!!!

[20jackjack]

Did they say cow slits

[CPRox100]

the yogscast proves you dont have to look "perfect" or whatever to be famous. if they weren't so funny, epic, smart, awesome, etc, they might be labeled as nerds. but if they were ever teased the jerks that teased them can go fuck themselves, because Simon and Lewis now have the best gaming channel on youtube, and noone really cares what they look like anyway because they rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i know the yogscast are the best gamers ever! they are exact definition of "perfect in your own way".

[DevanShadowMaster]

@CPRox100 id say 1 of the best out their

[MrWhiggy]

What is the fridge staring at? o_o

[Jodar5]

1:13 transcribe audio XD

[Astronopolis]

seems legit

[Ilatab425x]

according to lewis' closed captions, jacob has heard of it. (jagermeister that is)

[flashyfish99]

I read along with the wiki page.

[AustenMinecraft101]

6:03 WTF!! XD

[Gordonisafreeman]

thumb up for more yogpod recordings :D

[Kotizers]

Hannah made 103 accounts to dislike this video

[PsykoPatrik]

"This is me being Hannah"

Transcribes to:

"This is me being hammared"

I LOVE this feature. ^^

[TheseEuphoricMinds]

There are more than 350 kinds of spices in the world.

Simon was right. :D

[sharkmaster99]

Transcribe Audio FTW

[TheMusclebone]

I amde this the premise of my school movie,those who doubted,I even forgot their names

[matthewclark757]

ha. 56 herbs and spices and you can only taste one of them

[Dounutfuz]

So.....Bob Ross is god?

[saltfan2]

JAFFACAKES 4 EVER!

[metalhead12333]

i reckon god made that guy religious so that jagermiester was made so that simon would bring up the topic on one of their yogpods

[Nabolzi]

@metalhead12333

seems likely and legit

[NotMyToaster]

obey jesus stag

[Midnightsun115]

Hey everybody, Try the seed givehoneydew4664

[MineCraftAndFps]

@Midnightsun115 Whats so special about it



[DrThunder88]

At 2:22 , I love how the Jaegermeister's dog has Lewis' glasses.

[Horstmaniacman]

I'm German and I can confirm everything that simon said :D

[ktzeldafan]

HOLY CRAP THATS MORE HERBS AND SPICES THAN KFC!

[ghjbny777]

cowslips are a rabbits favorite food. Just read Watership Down.

[MrMcflooble]

I like how God is Bob Ross

[TheBunnyJam]

OMG, when Lewis ate a jaffa cake, i thought he ate his arm XD im so stupid!

[GuitarHeroDice]

Press 2 for the most likely best thing ever.

[Tnetenba]

nam nam nam nam nam nam nam!!

[21jack12345]

1 spice rack

56 spices

when anders gets a job, he don't fuck about.

[RedWhaleFail]

"Completely on his own he would go hunting"... On the picture, there's a dog with him?

[sam23696]

and thats how jagermeister was born.....(arkward silence) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Erinloveable]

I am 31 and giggling doesn't come as easily to me anymore. But I lost control at the end where there was that horrible sound and it was supposed to mean it was being born. I didn't know what it was supposed to be either.. Just the very end strikes me as very funny.

[pokepetal13]

@djgamers I'm on ur side with this

[pokepetal13]

I was born in Germany and I have lost a tooth

[barry951]

@pokepetal13 Thats nice :D

[scottycatman]

nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

[sparty115]

Lewis dog lol

[scumyourmom]

hannahaaa

[stijnservaes]

@Galarron they are married or going to marry.

[TheWiddaC]

Jaiger bombs are what make me act like a fool on the weekend lol

[adeanlol]

83.222.240.111:28665 new server build on it and make it grow! Pass it around

[ClinicallyObeseMule]

I thought he said cows NIPS :L

[Sweeetsugarycupcake]

So there is only like fiftysix herbs in the world •_•

[bigcheva]

was Anders cutting a block of stone with a wood saw!?

[MrPurpleYam]

"What the hell was that!?" AHAHAHA

[Galarron]

So are Lewis and Hannah dating or something?

[TheDjgamers]

@Galarron NO do you watch yogscast? if you dont watch other vids then come back

[Galarron]

@TheDjgamers I do watch other videos, I'm just curious.

[MadelonVanBommel]

@Galarron They are. c:

[MrDocMinecraft]

@TheDjgamers Yes they do :P I think they are engaged.

[TheDjgamers]

@MrDocMinecraft it was sarcism you derp

[MrDocMinecraft]

@TheDjgamers Sarcasm doesn't show over the internet asshole.

[TheDjgamers]

@MrDocMinecraft oooh sorry i dont CARE

[MrDocMinecraft]

@TheDjgamers Cool story, bro.

[sharkmaster99]

@Galarron Yes

[Edward306]

that was beautiful.

[screen1you]

nom nom nom nom

[Spellcrush]

Protip: Dont eat and / or drink whilst watching yogcast. This WILL save you a keyboard. You may thank me now.

[Galarron]

@Spellcrush Thanks I'll remember to use straws <3

[pivoted69]

If there is anymore SOI I have given up.....

[zeke220]

That crack on Simon's laptop keeps getting bigger...

[creepercast1]

GARY COLMAN

[creepercast1]

HE TOUCHED ME LOL

[ULTIMATEgamer162]

in next shadow of israphel MAKE A SIMON CAM!!!!!!!!

[RuairiTomProductions]

6:02 I thought Simon un-paused his porn..

[nathan0dts]

Beer goes off?

[OzzyProductionsLtd]

woops I thought he said cow shit as an ingredient

[DumIdiotsth8598]

amfg. simon knows the nom nom nom song. XD

[burr5836]

Absolutely brilliant, the way that Simon is talking about the history of a beer the whole way through, and one of Lewis' only contributions is the history of the discovery of an antibiotic :')

[GrandpaBaconify]

Just turn on the Transcribe Audio and laugh even more.. :DD

[roo4242]

Jägerbombs ♥

[Noname9000000]

1:16 LOLWUT?

[dorobot05]

Jägermeister from Wolfenbüttel Germany! good stuff, good stuff (even better when you drink with a bunch of Germans :P )

[mollywog18]

I like how simons side of the table is all messy and has jaffacakes and a broken laptop, and a picture of a dwarf in the back while lewis's is all tidy, and has tea, a perfect computer monitor, and a picture of who i assume to be hannah in the back :P

[Pyromaniac2001]

Wow. simon has a wierd idea of what hannah looks like in this....

Saggy tits, and she looks like an abused housewife.....

[TheRealAlyssaD]

So if a cow nibbles on a Cow Snip they're eating some cow hair :3?

[Wendybird1121]

I love how God is portrayed as Bob Ross! That is freakin awesome!

[DPalms309]

I WANT THAT DOG!!!!!

[PIECE2YOURMOTHA]

Yes, YES.

[Bobstew68]

- ...HOW MANY herbs and spices?!

- Fifty-six.

- Isn't that like, ALL of them?!

- ..No.

[LightLink1992]

jägermeister good stuff :)

[Statusinator]

ääääääääääääääääääääääää

[chimpman67]

I love the 'simon-o-vision' shows hannas boobs through her dress

[zaros13225]

@chimpman67 i'm more freaked out bout the fridge!

[sharkmaster99]

I love how Simon just introduces a random character as one of the main characters. Silly Anders!

[BankaiMaster137]

3:16 LOL!

[PokeZelda6664]

1:03

I hope that fridge has it's tax payed!

[McMuffinsable]

@PokeZelda6664 nope it didnt my fridge tax detector device of england is going off

[Deathfighter337]

Hey, Jägermeister schmeckt verdammt nochmal geil :D

Ich frage mich gerade, wie viele Abonennten von ecuh, auch Deutsche sind, so wie ich :D Und ichf rage mich, wie viel ihr von dem hier versteht xDDD

Aber eines wollte ich schon immer los werden:

Ich LIEBE euere Videos :DDDD

Liebe Grüße aus Deutschland^.^

[lukee5496]

It was Muddy Water with two Golden Apples and a Feather in it.

[ub3rpoonaj]

Jägermeister also has deer blood in it D:!

[dlikecat]

there is 185 herbs and spice in the world and 129 when't used

[MrConsammy]

Thumbs up if u noticed the smiling fridge

[Vicariousify]

101 people fear the the Jägermeister

[Lilpostoffice6]

Lewis: Hang on a sec... how many herbs and spices are we talking about?

Simon: Fifty six.

Lewis: Isnt that like, all of them?

Simon ...NO!

Laughed my ass of at that part!

[sharkmaster99]

At 2:21 the dog looks smarter than Hubertus

[GormathiusFilms]

@sharkmaster99 i think it's lewis as a dog...

[JHFunny1000]

who wants simon and lewis to do a tour of their houses or a setup video from both their places?

[foamyfan998899]

im 13 and i have tasted jagermaister, its good.

[Sirvaria]

i'm german and i'm really impressed, Simon pronounces Jägermeister pretty well.

[Okloper]

Jäffameister.

[Maxwelldoggums]

Why is God Bob Ross?

[xXLazyXTreeXFrogXx]

I love at the end of Hannah's line. 1:16

[CosmicLunarEclipse]

Omg nice fridge! Trippy or how ever you spell it!

[PineAppleChunkss]

i fall asleep listening to simon's story telling :)

[thelvadamee14]

i just love the image of god in these fan animations xD

[DrJepsonx]

reminds me of the ricky gervais show animation

[Taintedwinds]

That dog that was with ze Jägermeister, has a weird ass xDDDDD

[blingbloobla]

its sie not ze lol

[daire200]

try a Green Dragon. A Green Dragon is made with 60 ml gin. 30 ml creme de menthe, 15 ml Jägermeister, 15 ml lime juice and a few dashes of orange bitters. I have been told its good, haven't made it yet.

[TimeWaave]

Silly Anders...

[fzlllinda]

so, does their fridge really look like that?

[Fredakob]

Press 2 for nom nom nom

[espdeangibson]

Why does the dog have glasses?

[bobocan17]

Wtf just happened to youtube?

[secret759]

0:14

bet simon had trouble cleaning that up...

[TheMantelJZ3]

If it was the real simon-o-vision of Hanna. youtube wouldnt even allow it...

[MrIntervention196]

god = bob ross

XD

[UKtuneMAN]

Is the fridge in the background of hannah taxed?

[SuomiBroadcast]

Show us your face!

[arthurdragon17]

im gonna make my own vodka brand (consisting mostly of acids) and im gonna call it jellyfish, cause it burns so much!

[crazykev176]

i just love when bob ross appears

[superdarroch]

That ginger wine is £3 in tesco. Megadeals. Hangover on it is horrible tho !

[Extremedelta55]

It sounds like Simon is on the phone

[Extremedelta55]

It sounds like Simon is on the phone

[TheCGIMaster]

Has anyone else ever been to Northwest ScotluUuund?

(1:11)

[assassin7707]

Lmao, I just loled through all this

[freezewindow]

@TheAllstarLP :D so siehts aus, kommst du auch aus deutschland? dachte eig, ich wäre der einzige deutsche, der sowas anschaut X)

[brotherdead1]

press 4 XD

[HarryD19]

keep pressing 2 XD