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  • NooBTooB marathon FTW!

  • @tobin00 yeah the difference is mine was short sweet and to the point your show took for eeeeeeeevaaaaaaaaarrrrr even though i didnt watch the whole thing

  • @gilzljh This comment sucks, I thought it was going to be interesting and then I got to the end and it was just you being a troll.

  • @tobin00 Hi

  • Hmm.. Civ V sounds a bit pooey. I can just imagine how annoying that would all be. I LURVE my Civ and will get the game one day, but I'll wait for mods to sort that sh*t out.

  • Tabula Rasa....lol

  • I know that there is no games out right now so I dare you NO I DEMAND YOU to play and review “I wanna be the guy” the HARDEST GAME EVER MADE it makes battletoads look like happy fun baby time, this game is so hard YOU WILL NOT BEAT IT and why should you play a game so sadistic because are you a gamer do you have any self respect do you call yourself a man, Yuzo do you not want to be a respectable dad if you do call yourself any of these thing you will play “I WANNA BE THE GUY” and lose-HiHo

  • haha10:16 "you're gonna hate puzzles that i love and I'm gonna love puzzles that you hate".

  • amazing episode

  • You guys never say what minor complaits you have on a game you is perfect, that is until the sequal comes out or its reference. Congrats to Tobin on beating Yakuza 3, I really do hope you've al ready beaten Yakuza 1 and 2. YoW!

  • You should start out as a dinosaur in "Civilization VI."

  • just bought yakuza along with mag for my new ps3. thanks for recommending . love show guys,keep up the good work.

  • Duvel is a great Belgian beer, strong stuff.

  • guud schtuff

  • Are you guys excited for fable 3?

  • Hey guys there is this professor Layton style game on the iPhone, just search in the app store Simon Graham, I played the lite version and it's really good. Just thought you guys might a want more Layton style game :)

  • Im playing through curious village now and i only hate two puzzles so far the rope and the coins one(yea im going to spend ten minutes tracing a rope) and the bickering neighbor one where their paths can't cross i hated that one I beat it only with luck after like an hour!!!!

  • "oh yeah things jst happen for you in 2000 bc the hand of god comes down and just does stuff for you, isnt that neat? :) bluueergghh"

    hahahaha laughed so hard guys ur awesome!

  • I hope you guys really get somewhere with your video game channel.

    Really need more subscribers...perhaps more stereotypical jokes are in demand?

    Yuzo can talk about any asian and you can talk about crackers tobin.

    :)

  • CIV5 and older Civ/Alpha Centauri/Colonization games have all been manageable for me, if I play small/medium maps. It's a scale thing, you get the kicks with less scale, and it's LOT less daunting.

  • I love your Atheistic sarcasm when you're talking about Civ 5 :)

  • You can still get tiles by culture on civ 5.

  • So... Montezuma is Yuzo's friend... with benefits?

  • Episode 205 is up, everyone. Enjoy!

  • You should all try Gladiator Begins(distributed under Aksys Games) on the PSP! It's a sequel/remake of Colesium Road to Freedom on the Ps2(distributed by Koei). they are both really good games. The demo is kind of like Monster Hunters Demo's. Where they give you shit armor and weapons and you have to fight a boss that's too hard. Monster Hunter is a great game too, but the demo probably ruined some sales. Anyway Peace

  • Yuzo, will you be investing your time into the Civilization game that is coming to Facebook?

  • I bought APB 4 days before it went down XD

  • where's the new episode?

    Nathan Drake's tied up to a chair Casino Royale style, and I've got Jack Bauer on speed dial...upload the new episode or else

    ...

  • I NEED MY FIX MWAAAH, FUCK YOU TIME ZONES!

  • Give me your house! >;P

  • yay!!!!!!!, its another episode soooooooooooooon!!!! \o/!!! duddidu d didduddud didu

    i just cant stop sing the theme of noobtoob.

  • Lol when i was mad at cod mw2 i traded it and ff13 for APB i played it for like 2 days and uninstalled it i miss cod...

  • Are you guys atheists? 14:32 - 15:04

  • @BATGbballa333

    I hope so

  • What size t.v is that?,its gigantic...thats wut she said :O

  • When do you upload a new episode? The same day every week? or does that change

  • @mafiamitzy Every monday!

  • @tobin00 Thnx ;D

  • There's also a DC Universe MMORPG coming out this year.

    Dunno whether that will do anything against WoW but one can hope.

  • forgot to mention this last game... thx to you guys mentioning minecraft im addicted thx a lot! you should see my hole its EPIC.

  • no voice mails? SUCK ONE

  • @tobin00 I played the Quantum Theory tech demo at MCM earlier this year and it was awful.

  • Hey Yuzo would you recomend Civ5 to a SpaceEmpires series fan? Is it as deep and complex as SE?

  • Quantum Theory really didn't feel right. It felt really awkward and Japanese. Maybe I was just in the wrong mindset, but it didn't feel like it should. Probably gonna rent it.

  • @DILDOlover To put it another way, Quantum Theory suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuucked ass. What a terrible game demo.

  • Tobin and Yuzo, I heard that you guys wrote code but what company you guys work at? Don't worry not trying to stalk you or anything (I'm a 16 year old boy) I'm just curious.

  • This is in no way related to this week's awesome video. but how does Pottery Barn come up as my promoted video? I watch noobtube and hey ash, what cha playing?, and about nothing else on youtube. Directed marketing is fantastic! Side note: How is dead rising a yuzo only game? It's like a kitten with laser tail, everyone wants one.

  • Amnesia; you guys need to review it.

  • That was the funniest story ever.

  • Um, shit yeah: "@gamasutra: Beyond Good & Evil HD Set For 2011

  • @jayzonone Hell yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

  • I tried editing MSG 4's wikipedia page to say "Internet game reviewers NooBTooB gave this game two thumbs down because of ridiculously long cut scenes" It lasted all of 5 seconds. Apparently Wikipedia Mods are Kojima fanboys

  • @vegetto545 Holy crap, did they seriously fix it in 5 seconds??

  • @tobin00 Yes but I print screened and saved it as a jpg. If you want me to, I can put the picture on the noobtoob.com forum.

  • @vegetto545 Email it to feedback at noobtoob dot com so we can see it :)

  • The puzzle with the machine gun. :D

  • Hey tobin, you mentioned you had an iphone. what about some iphone game reviews or mention some good apps? Yow

  • im @ minute 7:37 and i already know that yuzo is gonna end up hammered lol

  • Yuzo what was with the head on that beer? Disgraceful pouring ;) Glad to know we have all now seen your work office and both of your homes

  • Try Amnesia the Dark Descent. The scariest game I had ever played.

  • Hmmmm. I remember seeing Tobin die twice when he played Hydrophobia at PAX ;3.

  • Hey guys! Great episode...Again! :)

    You dudes should most DEFINATELY take a look in Minecraft. It's f***ing awesome!

    Yup.. Awesome...

  • Ubisoft just announced that they are working on Beyond Good and Evil HD for XBLA and PSN. :D

  • @DerMitDemBlunt Holy crap! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

  • @tobin00 it looks ok, they added leaderboards, basically it like when they brought conkers bad fur day from n64 to xbox, i personally didnt like how it looked. gamespot has gameplay interview

  • @adidasDC Yeah I saw that. Watching a stupid frag doll give an interview was so painful, it was hard to make it through. :)

  • I wonder what Yuzo and Tobin do for a living...

  • @tobin00 I was actually just about to call about APB's shutdown. I was one of teh betatesters for it and I can tell you very few of us were happy with them releasing it when they did.

    The game itself lasted 2.5 months after initial promo-releases and they IMMIDIATELY, shut their server down. hey gave one or two announcements and it was shut down within a few days of said announcements (I wasn't palying so I dont know specifics).

    Currently, people are theorizing that Epic may buy the title.

  • Remember 'I' before 'E' except in Budweiser

  • lol. wow people are making suck a big deal about a joke.

  • Lords of Shadows is coming out really soon and I dunno which console to get it for, I might get it for the PS3.

  • CIV: Don't *have* to buy tiles as culture still increases your land. Player AI is *awful* and mean and stupid and evil. Automated units are *awful* (workers will build over existing improvements and sometimes just wander off into far reaches of a map and get killed). *No* post-game analysis/stats anymore. *No* multiplayer leaderboards or stat tracking (in 2010!?). Civ has proven to be a disappointment. Feels incomplete in many areas *SIGH*. Feels more stagnant than evolved, sadly.

  • Almost to the 300th episode! I can't wait!

  • wow, i really like your pad yuzo

  • Can you guys show us, future generations, how to stay organized and do well? I'm guessing most of us are high schoolers to college students.

  • I dunno whether I'm an RPG geek or what, but I don't consider 26 hours into a game that much. My old Fallout 3 save has 184 hours logged (which is probably the most time I've invested into one game). My Kingdom Hearts saves range from 40 to 80 hours. And you don't want to know what my Final Fantasy saves are like.

    But you can't really compare the amount of content in those games with Professor Layton. But anyway, I do agree that the camera mini-game was bullshit. I liked the tea one, though.

  • I'm not "tolling" on you guys, your awesome but i wanted to see that pic of tobins completion for yakuza 3. other then that great ep today.

  • Also, lol quantum theory is a huge rip off, seriously like 100% and I heard it sucks.

  • I love Dead Rising 2, the co-op is actually extremely smooth! I havent had any lag issues considering the number of zombies. I did have an issue with my partner being disconnected whenever I save, but when he saves I dont get disconnected.

  • zzzzzzzz

  • it's a far drive to the city? Didn't Yuzo make the drive every week to your house? Not complaining, just saying.

  • have u guys seen the gameplay video for bioshock: infinite? i think u guys will like it

  • Wow, before you dump on Christianity please do your research. Read Josh McDowell's Evidence That Demands a Verdict. I respect your opinion but really....

  • @gr00vemachine We were dumping on young earth creationists, and creationists in general, who absolutely deserve to be dumped on, because it's quite possibly the stupidest belief ever. There's plenty of intelligent Christians out there that I wasn't making fun of.

  • @tobin00 "because it's quite possibly the stupidest belief ever."

    no, that would be Scientology =) 

  • @360RPGplayer Touche.

  • @tobin00 C'mon, tobin. Stupidity is stupidity. Just because people get offended that you point out their stupidity (or at least voice your view that something is stupid) doesn't mean you have to then say "oh, no, I meant these OTHER stupid people -- not YOU!". 2+2=5 is just as stupid as 2+2=6. No reason for us to go around ridiculing people just to be dicks, but no reason to respect their "beliefs", either. Yeow.

  • @Cronjob I was just making it clear that I was mocking creationism. I'm not down with religion, but I don't go picking fights with people just because they believe in something spiritual. But I will mock the shit out of creationism, especially of the young earth variety. :)

  • @gr00vemachine Give me a break. There's no inherent reason that religion deserves any respect. If someone was absolutely certain that 2+2=5 or that the earth was flat, you would ridicule them for being stupid. When it comes to religion, we suddenly force people to "respect" it, even though it's just as stupid. Of course, I'm sure religious people feel so beaten and battered what with them being 80-90% of the population. You poor minorities. Also, you might as well also research unicorns.

  • @Cronjob I didn't say they should even respect it. I'm just saying that I know absolutly nothing about brain surgery so I don't comment on it or tell someone they are doing it wrong. Also 80-90% of people are not "religious". Trust me, if people were thinking about others before themselves we would all live in a better place.

  • @gr00vemachine Wow, you think being religious=thinking about others before yourself? Think that through one more time...

  • I have the Lego Universe Beta..Its win :D

  • About Civ 5, there should be a couple options in the options menu which should help you.

  • Tobin and Yuzo! Where's my review of Silent Hill: Shattered Memories!? o.O I know it got donated and Tobin, you even said you played it a bit, then.. no review! >.< I mean I know it's a bit old at this point, but I think you guys might enjoy the short story of it.. idk, I just wanna see you guys rant on it.. XD

  • WOO! Professor freakin' LAYTON! YES! FUCK YES!

    Just gotta say that the Layton games are some of the, if not THE best handheld gaming experiences I've ever had next to Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks.

  • 3ds price 299$ in japan

    wtf

  • Your thoughts on dying MMOs and their companies' hilariously unbelievable justifications reminds me so much of MAG: ps3 fps, for those who don't remember (i.e. most folks).

  • Gamers with kids and jobs. Hope springs eternal for our much maligned subculture.

  • I can honestly say nothing is going to beat wow for a long time.

  • Dam ns house hope you don't mind if everything in your living room disappears

  • Please, do a review of a new Medal of Honor as soon as possible. Yooow!

  • @marcinpaul1981 Medal of Honor doesn't release for two more weeks! 

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  • you have a nice house Yuzo!

  • How possibly can you skip the anouncment of Witcher 2, It's made of awesome!

  • 14% at yakuza3..Are you freaking kidding me?! And you loved the game, I have about 2-3 bosses left and already 71% completion and I know I skipped lots of stuff cause there were tedious junk.

  • @JeromAsdert How many hours in are you?

  • Hey Tobin and Yuzo, I know you guys are probably getting sick and tired of everyone telling you to review Halo: Reach. I was actually sick and tired of the series when Halo 3 came out. However, not being a Halo fanboy and playing Reach for what it is, it's actually a pretty good game. The story isn't the best from the series, but the campaign's gameplay is pretty fun and unique. I really don't care if you guys review it or not, just from one gamer to another, you might want to check it out

  • I got your Gameplay Hint hanging.... just kidding , YOW! check out my rehash movie music videos-

  • how do you reckon guild wars will stack up against Wow? Also, might just be the video, but the graphics look shit on quest of fury (not sure if thats the name, Yuzo was talking when you said it). Thats what made Gears of War for me.

  • Wow. I feel sorry for you having to deal with such dumb internet trolls, Tobin. Racism? Are people ignoring the fact that you two aren't even the same race? lmao. Great episode, though. Civ V and Layton have been taking up a lot of my time.

  • LMAO, good to know your paternity leave is being put to good use. I'm sure your boss would love to know your sipping back on foreign beer while spewing profanities and reviewing video games. Ah well, screw em. Good to know you take chances for your fans. Thanks YUZO!

  • LMAO, good to know your paternity is being put to good use. I'm sure your boss would love to know your sipping back on foreign beer while spewing profanities and reviewing video games. Ah well, screw em. Good to know you take chances for your diehard fans. Thanks YUZO!

  • Hey Tobin (: So I just picked up the first Layton and I'm finding that a lot of the puzzles are hard. Am I just not a puzzle guy or did you have trouble your first time through?

  • awesome episode :) btw just wondering if you have checked out mine craft

  • awesome episode :) btw just wondering if you have checked out mine craft

  • show us 2zo damnit 

  • Yuzo uses invisalign? hes more pro than i though >.> ... <.<

  • I heard you two purchased the PS Move a few episodes ago. I know there aren't any games out worth mentioning but what do you think of the hardware user interface. response lag, , x-y-z coordinate and moment accuracy, design, reliability, comfort, etc?

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  • Hey if you guys want check out this flash game on newgrounds its called epic battle fantasy 3 its a great game and to be honest i spent 12 hours on the game and i am not done with it yet

    Its an RPG classic turn by turn battle

  • who cares if he said nigger? which black individual here gas sych a low self esteem that 2 internet guys can hurt your feelings? plz comments if you are one of them. if your white and just want to be a douche and yell"racist" than go the fuck away. its a video...press the x button in the corner

  • Lol it looks like u guys have a green screen behind you!

  • "You're going to hate puzzles that I love, and I'm going to love the puzzles that you hate"

    I had to rewind to check if I heard that right. :O

  • @Danceofmasks It's a true statement! It's just not a very smart one. :)

  • Yakuza sucks how's that for being a penis?

    >;D

  • @Emceetem

    thats fine, but if you talk shit about Shenmue, I am gonna have to smack a bitch.

  • I'm surprised you don't get lots of hate for your religion jokes xP

  • Hey Tobin, can you ask Yuzo what the specs are for his current system and the one he plans on making? I know it's a real hassle but I'm very curious

  • @Hayashirice911 Currently rockin' an HP Blackbird Intel Core 2 Q6600, 2 SLI GeForce 9800 GT's, 2GB ram. It's about three years old now and starting to show its age in SC2 and Civ5.

    New rig will be i7 930 (overclocked to 3.36Ghz), ATI 5970, 12GB Triple Channel 1600Mhz DDR3. Also planning on doing 2 40GB OCZ Vertex SSD in Raid 0 config.

  • @yuzow ...omg dude that's fucking awesome, but you're gonna buy 12gb of ram?OVERKILL lol. Anyways thanks for the fast response Yuzo :D

    *jizz*(jizz is from the system not from you...no homo)

  • @yuzow Are you still on the Starcraft 2 train dude? If you had to, SC2 or Civ 5?

  • @ra5kit SC2 so far. I think it'll have longer legs. Haven't had much of a chance to play though due to all the games we have to review :(.

  • 10:15 it's kind of the same thing, tobin. lol

  • @Squeaky4CC Hmm you should replay that again. I'd hope you guys have watched us enough to know we wouldn't say shit like that.

  • omg yuzo ur house looks awesome!

  • did you guys hear about ron gilbert and tim schafer reuniting to make an xbox live arcade game

  • why no love for halo reach?

  • @Squeaky4CC so the n word is bad but making fun of the way asians look is okay. BOOO THIS MAN!

  • Occurred to me during this episode that Yuzo would look BADASS with a handlebar mustache.

    Please make this happen!

  • @supernova1990 I'm growing out my beard for six weeks so who knows what'll happen after I cut it off :)

  • Just a little bit......13hrs.....lol, fair play!!!

  • I find Yuzo's beer bottle promiscuously placed.

  • from the trailers it sounded like there was a new voice actor for Layton, do you guys notice that too?

  • Over 100 hours.... 40-50% completion rate.... :S I got the special edition of Yakuza 3 with some more stuff. Love the game though but once I beat it I accidently saved over my clear data and I had to start again. I mean... the game is long as hell.

  • lmao, I love how you say "I'm putting the picture in right now" and it never comes! Lazy Tobin :( tut, tut

  • Ooooh i like the new studio! Feels fancyyyyy

  • @Squeaky4CC First off, he said "fuck you ngh", making a frustrated noise, not a word. Second, you only get one warning about being a shithead before I ban you. If you've been a fan of the show that long, you know we don't appreciate racism or dicketry.

  • @tobin00 your right tobin, but honestly it did kinda sound like nigger

  • @tobin00 you don't appreciate racism? there were episodes of you using TONS of racial stereotypes, if those weren't racism, i don't know what is

  • @sylvial1985 To any intelligent person, the line is pretty clear between a joke and mean spirited racism.

  • @tobin00

    well said. Clearly Sylvial is not one of these intelligent persons.

  • @tobin00 i agree with you on this, you guys don't go overboard with any sort of racism anyways ive never seen an entire episode dedicated to just putting down other races and their are rarely any racial jokes...mainly sexual innuendos and jokes about bukakai (sp) which is much more acceptable then racism! :P

  • @sylvial1985 Jokes ?

  • @tobin00 :) 

  • Recomendation for Yuzo about Civ5:

    If you doint like there being so many city states go under advanced when you make a game and choose how many you want in a game

    set all your workers to improve automatically

    Im not sure if you know but your military can go on water without using a boat

    You city gets squares automatically i find it more fun to wait until i have a lot of money and then just use all of it at a time on land (you'd want to save some for units if you play that way)

  • @AquaHysteria Ah, good tips to know. Thanks man!

  • tobin00, i think you should change the noobtoob.com video, it shows ep 203 instead of 204.

  • tobin00, i think you should change the noobtoob.com video, it shows ep 203 instead of 204.

  • lol, i always pause at the most intimate moments between you two

  • Awesome that you beat Yakuza 3 Tobin, I bought that game (and the PS2 ones) due to your glowing review. Now I am a Yakuza fan and I cannot wait to play part 4!

  • @MatticusFinch1820 Did you beat Yakuza 3?  Do you remember your completion rate? :)

  • I had the same feeling with Persona 4! WHY DID I STOP PLAYING?! Finished it then, of course.

    It's interesting as well, because in one of your recent episodes you guys said that

    "Games just don't know how to end anymore, it's like they don't wanna stop."

    I think you mentioned Bioshock as an example, too.

  • Its surreal looking at you guys speaking in a room that's not...ghetto. It almost seems like you guys are sitting in front of a greenscreen and someone's put up a picture from an IKEA catalogue.

    Classy house yw

  • @diablohellknight My kitchen isn't ghetto dammit! :)

  • hey tobin , ill litterally bet you that LOTRO will still be going in 18 months (: everyone in my kin (guild) still pays and honestly there isnt that many free to players that dont switch to vip like a week after they play (:

  • Guys, GUYS! You really need to try the Enslaved Demo on Xbox Live.. I just did, and I'm absolutely gonna pre-order it.

    It is a demo of the tutorial level, so it's not too challenging. The demo shows of amazing set peices, a complex combat system(Given you only play 20 minutes), and some amazing voice acting, and actually some platforming aswell, where I love the fact that you can't jump of ledges into the abyss, which is something I usually hate.

    Huge thumbs up for the demo! Game pre-ordered!

  • @Echador Yeah, we tried the demo, and I really liked it. It sold me on buying at launch for sure.