Mickey Avalon - My Dick - Music Video

[MetalFtw86]

my dick makes blacks look bad, yo dick makes asians laugh

[imthefunnyguy2]

my d*ck is fresher than frabreeze yo d*ck says im small can u help me please

[MultiShadowkid]

my dick is big like a boss your dick is always getting lost 

[freetruth2012]

all the people talkin bout havin big dicks have small ones

[LAKINGZFAN]

my dick fresh and clean

yo dick need listerine

[Sengah1]

My dick Bigger obama, yo dick wants to kill osama

My dick ate a fool, yo dick cant go to school

My dick is out on dates,yo dick cant fit on a plate

My dick is an achiever,yo dick cant even replace justin bieber

My dick is on jerry springer, yo dick got a bad fever

My dick lives in a masion yo dick lives in a plantation.

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

@Sengah1 My dick, writes rhymes that make sense

Your dick, is illiterate and dense

[JCM11155]

my dick is bigger than all of you i mean yours lookes like a peanut compared to mine

[youngtrills]

@JCM11155 umm ok make sure to make sense next time u comment ok buddy

[LetHimWatch]

@CotyMotherFucker that was the wackest shit I've ever read in my life, kill yourself.

[CotyMotherFucker]

@LetHimWatch umirin?

[CotyMotherFucker]

my dick long like a giraffe, yo dick makes asians laugh

my dick jumps hurtles, yo dick looks like a turtle

my dick like ron jeremys, yo dick little and hairy

my dick long and thick, yo dick - toothpick

my dick like a skyscraper, yo dick roll of toilet paper

my dick longer than the shining, yo dick needs some finding

my dick always leaves welts, yo dick needs a condom belt

my dick gets caught when i flush the toilet, yo dick softer than a girls hit

[skullandbones656]

anyone notice that in this vid dirt nasty is talkin about how big his dick is, but he has a best selling song called "baby dick"?

[ShadowRobWicked]

These guys apparently love penis...

[hellokimmy]

My dick, rumble in the jungle, your dick, got touched by your uncle LMAO

[Splitza52]

lol..... dudeds epic smoking bong at the end of the song.

[MsMoezzz]

love this song!! I mean atleast i have seen a XXL dick

[HaterzRebellion]

@MsMoezzz

yeah yeah Msmoeezzzzzz!!!

[ManBoobie123]

yes

[jman122333]

Dirt hit that shit like a champ

[MegaGOREGASM]

The last part is my fav ;D

[carrienbigful]

THUMBS UP TO WHOMEVER POSTED THIS SHIT!!!!

[XxBoosterKillerxX]

Yo, Mickey Avalon, I'm all happy for you and all, and Imma let you finish, but Lady Gaga had the biggest dick of all time. OF ALL TIME!

[NolramNrets]

My dick gave your bitch a baby Your dick gave my dog rabies

My dick can't fit in my pants Your dick gets lost in your hand

My dick is as big as a whale's Your dick is like that mouse Abel's

My dick causes moist vagina Your dick is like a mangina

My dick drives a Cadillac Your dick wants it's bus pass back

My dick fucked Carmen Electra Your dick got a birds and the bees lecture

My dick is called the thigh breaker Your dick can't even penetrate her

[powermadison]

the part when they talk about their dicks is funny

[bluebreda]

@TheF4D3DOne thanks! im actualy a rapper for real, check out some of my music ! hotnewhiphop com /justjames / profile / ( put in the dot n get rid of the spaces)

[sammiluhscody]

luvs this freakin song xD

[TheSonia1319]

CHUCK NORRIS CHUCK NORRIS CHUCK NORRIS CHUCK NORRIS CHUCK NORRIS CHUCK NORRIS CHUCK NORRIS CHUCK NORRIS CHUCK NORRIS

[shirey812]

you know the bad thing is that his dick is probably small D-:

[123applebottomjeans]

The short hair guy is pretty sexy!

[ThePowerExcess]

@123applebottomjeans That would be dirt nasty. He is awesome.

[123applebottomjeans]

@ThePowerExcess You got that right!

[des1111111111]

my dick elephant like, your dick need training wheels like a kids bike

my dick can spit lyrics on the mic, your dick epileptic like

my dick hangs low past my knees, your dick no one ever see's

my dick can lift suv's, your dick just carry std's

my dick makes it snow, your dick could catch a cold and never blow

my dick like a jack hammer, your dick lacking stamina

my dick goes hard in the paint, your dick see's mine and faints

my dicks needs its own food, your dick...all i can say, god was crude

[richa44kelvins]

good song for hangover !

greetings from Latvia

[MissHatter30]

my dick & yo mom first name basis, yo dick need braces.

my dick hard like diamonds, you dick always give refunds.

my dick go all night long, you dick sing a sad song.

my dick Jack the Ripper, yo dick caught in yo zipper.

my dick bust a move, yo dick need to improve.

my dick dank like Chronic, yo dick.....microscopic.

my straight up pimp, yo dick popcorn shrimp.

my dick epic, yo dick septic.

my dick Head of State, yo dick forever late.

my dick hard as a Louisville Slugger, yo dick an ass plunger.

[MissHatter30]

my dick plunge deep, yo dick put chicks to sleep.

my dick long like a yacht, yo dick look like a twat.

my dick famous like Elvis, yo dick on a trial basis.

my dick is in charge, yo dick leaking discharge.

my dick put John Holmes to shame, yo dick just plain lame.

my dick stronger than He-man, you dick look small like Wee-man.

my dick fat like yo mom, yo dick smell like a stinkbomb.

my dick like a love potion, yo dick need lots of lotion.

my dick play main venues, yo dick lots got lots of issues.

[MissHatter30]

my dick thick like a dictionary, yo dick really fuckin scary.

my dick look like a trophy, yo dick look like it's broken.

my dick bigger than da sun, yo dick is over and done.

my dick stronger than espresso, yo dick belong in a butthole.

my dick get larger and larger, yo dick make girls shudder.

my thick like a brick, yo dick smells like shit.

my dick causes alarm, yo dick look lukewarm.

my dick stops traffic, yo dick look like plastic.

my dick hang to the ground, yo dick need to be drowned.

[lanwic101]

Thumbs up if you listen to this in 2011 stil :D

[jjbabyfacebg]

@lanwic101 2012 still

[beefinethan]

my dick in yo mommas ass, your dick dont even get a pass

[ramsteinconor]

my dick is the start of the line, your dick lucky to be on time

my dick can go all day, your dick need permision to play

my dick finishes strong, your dick already started wrong

my dick tasty like butter, your dick got a nasty stutter

my dick cover of hello, your dick spreads like jello

my dick smells like flowers, your dicks needs cleaing for hours

my dicks at my control, your dicks already prematurly old

my dick is top of the world, your dick got you mistaken for a girl

[X714XAHM]

this shit to down mickey avalon ur the shit bra hahahahha get em boy !!! x)

[grahamslewis]

my dick bigger than outerspace, yo dick cant even cum on a girls face.

[bluebreda]

my dick spits like a llama, yo dick is dead like osama,

my dick is the commander in chief, yo dick is some sand on a beach,

my dick flooded japan, yo dick cat food in a can,

my dick is a limited edition, yo dick limps in submission,

my dick goes in hard, yo dick folds in half,

my dick is chinese takeaway rite, yo dick is is a half a plate of rice,

my dick is a friend of your wife, yo dick took its own life,

my dick is an x x l , yo dick come from the depths of hell

[vagabondroller]

@bluebreda My dick is undergoing a three year retrofit and it's over budget and behind schedule.

[darider1311]

@bluebreda  thats genius !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bluebreda]

@darider1311 thanks! im actualy a rapper for real, check out some of my music ! hotnewhiphop com /justjames / profile / ( put in the dot n get rid of the spaces)

[mdunlop17]

@bluebreda your really good i like how you used T.AT.U for the background for Dear Annne

[MrPapernose]

@bluebreda Awsome

[bluebreda]

@MrPapernose thanks! check out some of my music. hotnewhiphop com /justjames / profile / ( put in the dot n get rid of the spaces)

[CaShDoTsIkMoNeY9]

@bluebreda your dick stinks like shit my dick smells like cherrys your dick aint even famous my dick spreads like herpes your dick aint nun to talk about my dick cant stay outa girls mouth your dick is soft like charmin my dick hard as rock an thesse girls brag about the cock

[CaShDoTsIkMoNeY9]

i dont need no introduction but your dick aint nown but my dick make girls pussys burn after i just leave em my dick fucks hoes like the bangs bus your dick cant even get it up my dick is satysfizing it keeps a smile on your dick is something she lies to my dick she finger bangs too an stays to a rythm your dick is skimppy my dick is thick like abottle my dick is the only thing on your girl mind i was blessed by my father my dick is huge like dk yo dick needs some extenze my dick can fold n half

[mdunlop17]

@bluebreda that awsome dude



[ParkourPRINCE]

my dick found bin laden, your dick stale and rotten

my dick big like your mother, your dick kicked by yo brother

my dick like a babys arm, your dick needs a panic alarm,

my dick too big for doors, your dick got banned fromn the store

its time that we let the world know dude, your mom gives a great blow, and that shes the best in the buisness p.s i get it free on christmas.

[labrat65]

my dick is big

[hopethisisthelast]

My Dick wanna be an Engineer. Your Dick can barely even Steer.

My Dick gonna die with it's Boots on. Your Dick hang it's self with a Dress on.

My Dick hafta turn when it Enters, Your Dick 'bout the size of a Splinter.

My Dick pair of Brand new sneakers, Your Dick set of Blown speakers.

My Dick is Talented and lucky, Your Dick is just poor and ugly.

My Dick a murderer and raper . Your Dick out on good behavior.

My Dick fillin up vagina . Your Dick and another one behind ya.

[hopethisisthelast]

My Dick like classic Muscle car. Your Dick just an old See-saw.

My Dick should have to wear a colar. Your dick don't even know his father.

My Dick they should Sell it at the mall. Your Dick should just get recalled.

My Dick is slappin and pimpin. Your Dick hang out with with Richard Simmons.

My Dick be lastin like a Twinkey. Your Dick be Hangin like a Slinky.

My Dick got Blue tooth and everything. Your Dick ain't even got a Picture screen

[michaelwennberg]

@hopethisisthelast very well said.

[DjAdam16]

American DAD brought me here lol

[MegaLalapala]

@DjAdam16 Me too!

[ChristewieTV]

256 people have no dicks

[MrGggbb]

my dick steady bangin flow your dick out of synchro'

my dick need for speed yo dick need a tip

my dick nuclear explosion your dick seashore corossion

my dick last season of course your dick beggining of LOST

my dick transatlantic pipeline your dick tab water runin

my dick Sylvester Stallone your dick E.T go home

my dick Independance Day your dick Judgement Day

[MrGggbb]

my dick girls for diner your dick drying river

my dick makes the day your dick pepperspray

my dick made an Entrance

your dick no acceptance

[MrGggbb]

my dick king of the city yo dick just a hillbilly

my dick spray like a hose your dick tiny little drops

my dick faster than bullet your dick need to tune it

my dick skyscrapper tall your dick underground hole

my dick got the Oscar your dick no proposal

my dick Pimpin in a mansion your dick still 9/5 strugglin

[sirQuarantino]

My dick - size of a pumpkin

Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin

[TheOnlyTommunist]

BTW I T-upd the good rhymes. D-dwnd the shit raps.

[TheOnlyTommunist]

My Dick I beat cuz it owes me markers

your dick I don't bout sing cuz it gives me heartburn.....

seriously lets just enjoy the song as is and sing these additions to each others girlfriends.......

....

....ahahahahahahahahahaha she's fuckin me already dont need a song you youtube pussies.

[fromanizzle]

My Dick get all of the pussy, Yo Dick stays soft and squishy

My Dick is the size of Noah's Ark, Yo Dick is in the shape of a question mark

My Dick make bitches stay and play, Yo Dick make bitches run away

My Dick is steady poppin models, Yo Dick still sippin on a bottle

My Dick would love to meet your mother, Yo Dick still hiding undercover

My Dick made your girl walk sideways, Yo Dick got ran over on the highway

My Dick champion like a Packer, Yo Dick is still in the wrapper

[krayot9]

the most stupid song I ever heard in my life

[Arcinite]

Its weird, when i first heard this they sounded like their black >_<

[neferiusnexus]

These fellas sure seem to know a lot about each-other's Dicks O.o...

[secondlastpick]

My dick gets hard like a brick, yo dick is a tiny little prick

my dick hits hard like bass, yo dick burns eyes like mace

my dick rips cunts like a bomb, you dick cant even cum along

my dick is like so amazing, yo dick ain't fuckin entertaining

my dicks big like bologne, yo dicks str8 my little pony

my dicks hung like a horse, to use it you dont have to take a course

your dicks like a little boys, no wait its smaller than his toys

my dick could end this whole song, yo dick just better mosey on!

[Jorgeousdude]

My dick is so yound and wreckless

Your Dick is a rainbow neckless

Ma Dick, goes down to my knee cap

Yo Dick, is a fukin Retard

My dick, is the king of the jungle

yo dick, makes Koreans look humble

My dick, can take down a building

yo dick, got lil girl feelings

My dick, will bring your demised

yo dick, was not circumsized

[PoopSlayer29]

mi peto grnade

[dillon3194]

by the way jeebus had a tiny ass shlong

[Ilovelvoe]

255 people have small dicks

[Ilovelvoe]

This was all i got hope ya like itt

my dick is on steriods

yo dick got sucked by Dan Akroyd

my dick belongs in a movie

yo dick cant even get a pussy

[ChepStepDub]

/watch?v=CMukhg3V7PE one new song about dicks!! its hilarious :DD

[LuckSt75]

Aww man Dirt, you gotta ghost that shit!

[Danniboithekid]

my dick is hot like a fever,your dick looks justin bieber

[Narlyn71]

My dick, huge and hurt Your dick, quick to squirt

My dick, make her cum every time Your dick, aint worth a fucken dime

My dick, pop a clean cherry Your dick, takes the loose and hairy

My dick thick with girth Your dick the size at birth

My dick, what a girl need

Your dick, can't even plant the fucken seed

lol posted that 2 years ago drunk forgot the "a" in the second to last line and wrote something retarted at the end

[pokefreak227]

dirt nasty is a good singer but i fucking hate him because he does crack or drugs or w/e..just pathetic

[bad2dabohn1992]

my dick long lik a frieght train,yo dick filled with novicane,my dick arrives on the scene, yo dick got licked by charlie sheen,my dick sucked n licked, yo dick 0 inches thick, my dick built lik a bison, yo dick bit off by mike tyson, my dick bigger then ya'll's yo dick smaller then yo balls

[Djhazardous666]

my dick fuckin legendary, yo dick come on man, u kiddin me, my dick is hard like a brick, yo dick look like a broken stick, my dick like an elephants, yo dick is like a little kids, my dick fuckin ur sister, yo dick fuckin a mister, my dick gets hotter than a bic, yo dick couldnt get a chick, my dick like a horse, yo dick lookin hoarse, my dick got the force, yo dick not there of course, my dick pay the mortgage, yo dick still in storgae, my dick bigger than a tank, yo dick really stank

[TheTheeggmann]

You're dick look like Ken Doll, My Dick...Had 'Em All.

[marcpetrelluzzi]

best song ever lol !!!!!!!!!!...

[jaredhasenauerVEVO]

my dick been in your mom ,

your dick in a dude named tom.

[beedlegewce]

My dick bring chicks to they knees / Yo dick got sucked by steve

[JasperInHD]

my dick, is bigger than justin beibers!

[MegaScrape]

my dick grade 8 your is from the planet of the apes

[JonyALB]

My dick is scary big to the girls,

Your dick's the hairiest in the world,

My dick is from fuckin' Cali, man,

Your dick look likes a fuckin' Taliban...

[FaCeyX]

My dick. Donkey punch. Yo dick. Donkey lunch. My dick will live forever. Yo dick disappears in cold weather. My dick. Skyscraper. Yo dick. Turtle raper. My dick. It's on round 3. Yo dick. It's already asleep. My dick. Frankenstein. Yo dick fucked Calvin Klein. My dick. Pangaea. Yo dick. Gonorrhea. My dick. Made of steel. Yo dick. Can't even feel. My dick. Thick and juicy. Yo dick? Ha, more like a pussy.

[MeJJo]

lol, Seananners wth do u listen to XD

[dinaUSMC]

my dick is like a M16 your dick broken vending machine:)

[beezyb42011]

my dick is dangerous, yours is quick and painless. ROfl

[matej1997]

@philmystir funny but true

[pburdick22]

My dick stink like shit cause i just got done with ya ma

[philmystir]

254 people does not have a dick!

[Jakuezee]

my dick goes in like a kamakazi, yo dick sits back like the paparazzi, my dick gets all the pussy, yo dick hides like a wussy, my dick ova 3 inch thick, yo dick like a pizza roll bitch, my dick is from heaven, yo dick got the herps from 7-11, my dick slapped yo moms face, yo dick stays in its place, my dick hangs low to the ground, yo dick barely makes a sound, my dick shoots across the room, yo dick as useless as a broom, my dick tempts the ladies, yo dick wont eva make babies.

[mslmainman1]

my dick is like atomic,

yo dick is like miscroscopic,

my dick likes yo momma,

yo dick likes obama,

my dick belongs up her skirt,

yo dick goes in the dirt,

my dick likes this ho,

yo dick likes playing in the snow.

[DEVIL555666]

Hey i like vaginas :)

[nthnoak]

haha okay here we go my dick- bigger than a breadbox yo dick-docks with other cocks my dick-got its own zipcode yo dick-is only told to hit the road my dick-teach classes on how to bone yo dick-cant even make it on its own my dick-brings bitches to their knees yo dick-can only catch disease my dick-recognized on a global scale yo dick-cant get any tail my dick-makes all the hoes gag yo dick-isnt even loved by fags

[dgbook924]

My dick- God of Thunder and Lightening

Your dick- scary and frightening

My dick stands supreme

Your dick- never been cleaned

My dick - so big and so nice

Your dick-your pubes got lice

[SSandSproductions]

Small man syndrome?

[juldup11]

my dick 15 inch and a little bit, your dick, were is it?

[BWFfranchise]

my dick knocked out the champ, ur dick small as a stamp

my dick big and kinky, ur dick small and rinkly

my dick exemplifies greatness,ur dick can't even handle this

my dick as big as a buggie,ur dick needs to wear huggies.

[DreadAces]

okayy here it goes guys!!!!!!!!!

uh oh yeah uh uh yeah...

My dick is hotter than a heater, yo dick is like justin bieber

my dick is like 15 inches, yo dick can't even get the bitches

my dick bigger than a banner, yo dick? looks like a vagina.

[aznfood253]

My dick is as seen on TV yo dick is like pee wee

[glennriddlebox7]

My dick, longer than a forest, yo dick, look like a clitoris!

[blackxthink]

@glennriddlebox7

lolololol

[xpinkxjennx]

I bet you there dick is actually really small...someone one gonna sue for false advertising...lol

[Zachisgod92]

@xpinkxjennx well dirt nasty was a porn star sooo......

[rednaxelaaaa]

HAROLD AND KUMAAAAAAAAAARRR

[storm21able]

IAN DUSHHAN SUKE MY ROBOT BALLZZZ WELL I FREZE YOS OF

[storm21able]

RICK IM SORRY BUT MY DICK TEARS DOWN WALLS

YO DICK SMAller than yo ballz and i need help on some of my homework so dont take it personal

[storm21able]

RICK IM SORRY BUT MY DICK TEARS DOWN WALLS

YO DICK SMAller than yo ballz

[storm21able]

I bet thay all have small dicks like RICKY

[storm21able]

my dick is just big OK now one can top that and im sexy

[CIDInterview]

my dick regulates the peace

your dick still loves your little neice

my dick has never had to lease

your dick could never eat a reese

[cowtowngangsta]

my dick so fresh and clean yo dick smells like another man

my dick is like chuck norris yo dick is more like a foreskin

my dick busy like a bee yo dick needs an I.V

my dick dropped a bomb on china yo dicks like ''whats a vagina''

[JWA8402]

@cowtowngangsta nice but the first two don't quite flow.

[69shano69]

my dick gets pussy all year,

yo dick cant get any coz ur queer,

my dick big enough for 20 girls sucking on it

yo dick is the lochness monster coz no body can find it,

my dick is so long when goes into a girls vagina the tip cums out of her mouth,

yo dick is as board as nuns vagina from the south,

my dick cant get herpes herpes get my dick

yo dick cant herpes coz it's to small for herpes to find,

my dick can never catch a fiever,

yo dick hasent hit puberty like justin bieber,

[JukeGaming1]

@69shano69 Holy fucking shit what the fuck? Thats the worst thing ive ever read, Dont post this shit and embarras yourslef anymore.

[69shano69]

@JukeGaming1 well atleast i have got balls to do it yeah that one was pretty bad can u do better?

[TheRisboel]

Hey, thats  Jeff from "What I Like About You" !

[elcool]

my dick, tears down walls your dick, smaller than your balls - my dick, fucks more than Tiger your dick, gives girls migraines - my dick they call da bomb, your dick looking for mom - my dick, better than 3D your dick, sits down to pee

[mfkazbot]

My dick, makes the bitches holla. Yo dick, weaker than the dolla. My dick, could make a Nun orgasm-- in church, Yo dick, look like Simon Birch. My dick, needs a fuckin' wheelbarrow, Yo dick, been inside Colin Farrel My dick, a global phenomenom Yo dick, don't know how to put' the condom on. My dick, kills like insurgent rebels Yo dick, came free with fruity pebbles. My dick, like a tornado. Yo shit's clogged and needs liquid drano.

[JWA8402]

@mfkazbot nice flow! Record that shit!

[TheAznBoy101]

my dick, bigger than a boat yo dick smells it needs soap my dick fucks in its sleep yo dick came from mtv my dick puts people in a coma yo dick just got lowa my dick is larger than a fry yo dick makes kids cry my dick has a comb yo dick sleeps at home my dick vrooms and beeps yo dick shits and queefs my dick is in hd yo dick has a.d.d my dick can be seen afar yo dick hides in a bar my dick rests and sleeps yo dick looks like a fag in a tree my dick aint nastier yo dick same as last year.

[J3nnyB3ar916]

funny ass song. lol :)

[Halfbakedd69]

my dick is the real deal like holyfield your dick come with a kids meal my dick so big is disgustin your dick goes in like a button my dick size of leviathan your dick not even tryin it my dick is lake placid your dick always stay flaccid my dick like king kong your dick three inches long my dick long and erect ur dick hasn’t grown yet my dick stay wet n it works your dick stay blue like a smurfs my dick big n tasty ur dick twig n pastry’s

[sbaust53]

My Dick between your womans tit's. Your Dick belong in Slim Fit's.

[RYANizNINJA]

pussy hit at the end

[boochamiss]

i bet all there dicks are really small XD

[Quickster505]

@boochamiss well dirt nasty was in gay porn before this stuff

[grungeisdead002]

My dick, paid like an Escalade. Yo dick needs Triple A. My dick, Angus Beef. Yo dick, so damn weak. My dick, XBOX. Yo dick sucks cocks. My dick got an audience. Yo dick is a bobby pin. My dick don't fit in my pants. Yo dick look like an ant. My dick is a box office hit. Yo dick make Gigli look sick. My dick, New Testament. Yo dick don't know what an erection is. My dick, Coca Cola. Yo dick, no one knows ya. My dick, a fucking scratching post, gets all the pussy yo dick won't know.

[mck13]

my dick takes ladies straight up to heaven, yo dick takes them back to 9/11

[poopstreek]

My dick-sells rhymes for dough, Yoru dick- can't get tickets to my show!

[stiffbiscuit17]

My dick was touched by yo mama, yo dick looks like lady gagas, my dick powerful like a laser beam, yo dick make little girls scream, my dick reaches down to my knee, yo dick can barely be seen, my dick look like it might hurt her, yo dick look like a burnt frankfurter, my dick would like to meet your sister, yo dick as skinny as a twizzler, my dick is like a sleeping giant, yo dick so small yo bitch can't even find it, my dick in charge so it knows mrs. obama, yo dick in hiding just like osama

[EstebonRocks]

@stiffbiscuit17 ill giv you props thats pretty good y dont u record it and post thats what im going to do when i get some free time

[kmack4427]

@stiffbiscuit17 you need to go get a life 

[dekedude12]

@kmack4427 The way I see it, you have less of a life than the person your comment was directed at. Justification? He created something funny and interesting that probably made a few people smile/laugh. You, however, only succeeded in pissing me off. You are the lesser being. Good day to you, sir.

[beachcutie97]

@stiffbiscuit17 i dig that (: !

[PrettyPurpleDress]

@stiffbiscuit17 correction, Osama has been found and gutted :) YEA!!!!

[wupass02]

@ozzi789 urafag

[MVsnapshot]

WE GOT DICKS LIKE JESUS.

[meowmeowjazmine]

niice bong rip<3

[sleepnowinthefire123]

hahahha dirt nasty punchin a buge at the end, straight og hahah

[sheiky187]

al of u shut up u have tiny PENIS'S myns top dady

[ROFLJustin11]

My dick make yo' girl go chokey chokey, yo' dick look like a pepperoni.

[sOaPyiLLuSiON6]

My dick, gets much longa Ur dick, look like a chimi changa My dick, makes lesbos straight Ur dick, only mstrbats My dick, like and excavator Ur dick, just a dumb hater My dick, always center stage Ur dick, sucked by Nicholas Cage My dick, goes farther than the hip Ur dick, punished by ur dad's whip My dick, too legit Ur dick, throws bitch fits My dick, neva in a hurry Ur dick, spits out curry My dick, goes rilla far Ur dick, crap, like a VCR My dick, heavyweight champ Ur dick, gets raped at camp

[Clithero]

My dick be breakin down doors your dick is fuckin with the whores My dick will bury your body your dick ain't clean it muddy My dick sound like a gat your dick is short and fat My dick did a 25 stretch your dick don't get her wet My dick harder than brick wall your dick got kicked in a pissed brawl My dick king of the heavens your dick go to bed at 7 My dick ran a mother fucking marathon your dick is lame by comparison

[chuckers794]

BONER?



[PwN3D15]

my dick bigger than 2pacs

yo dick smaller than yo mamas

R.I.P. 2PAC

[r8ymond]

harold and kumar!

[roberto376]

my dick, really damn nice your dick, look like a piece of rice my dick, like a big laser your dick, thinner than a razor my dick, good with the ladies your dick, in its fuckin eighties my dick, when i sleep it needs a rack your dick, like a tic tac my dick, a gigantic monster your dick, just a silly imposter my dick, like a truck your dick, aint worth fuck my dick, booms like a seven six two, your dick, just says pew pew my dick, bust like a grenade, your dick, got the aids

[sweetweed]

we got dick like jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[maricelabaltodano]

My dick need no introduction

Your dick don't even function

My dick served a whole lunch-in

Your dick, it look like a munchkin

[jess502pb]

I feel so juvenile but this shit makes me laugh!

[Piecesrestonthabed]

dirt nasty killed it...

[tareek9]

my dick is bigger than mars yo dick likes gay bars

[GraffSavedMyLife2010]

LOL !

[furburgerking23]

my dicks awesome but yours is more awesomer,can i suck it?