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  • 14:51 die hard!!

  • "ASSHOLE"

    "EAT A DICK"

    "NO THANKS"

    LOL

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  • 12:42 police officer has a voice like Nico Bellic

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  • 0:19 you jerk. LOL. 

  • *Pruuit*

    -WHAT WAS THAT!?

    -i farted

  • woot 720p :D

  • Damn I want more:(

    

  • 12:47

    ''Alright, son of a bitch. Gimme your best shot!''

    *misses punch*

  • 8:49 he throws a grenade, not a can XD

  • The Bad Assassin 2: Proving that sequels do not suck!

  • Where is the epic building jump if u could send me a vid of the location that would be great

  • leeeeeeerrrrrooooyyyyyyyyyyy!!­!!!!!!!! shut up!

  • lol

  • Shut the fuck up... what do i do? lol!!!

  • Dude, you know where the guard starts running after the "bad assassin" and then they jump from one building to the other, where is that? would be great if you could tell me, thanks

  • "Thanks Buddy!" lol

  • at 14:58 you can hear and see a man falling out the van

  • @TheGowmaster14 Um, that's one of the dudes that was in the helicopter.

  • "STOP DOING THAT! "

  • XD "HOW THE FUCK DO I KEEP A HELICOPTER BUSY?!"

  • WHERE THE FUCK IS 4?! I DONT LIKE PATIENCE!

  • Leeeeroooy :D

  • "Thought Your Name Was Tony Or Joe, Or Something. Thats Not Racsis At All."

  • you got a van loaded witch guns so ild sa GET THA FUCK OUT OF THERE!

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  • i farted XD

  • "LEEEROY"

    "Shut up!"

  • 15:27 hahahaha

  • i no this great little place downtown

    oh great

    ur a bad person

  • This is my fav machinima

  • 8:51 Since when do soda cans look like grenades?

  • Thats the reason why I subscribed to machinima, make more like that!

  • HA HA UR DED! LOL

  • - "WELL, FOR THE FIRST TIME I THINK YOU DID OK"

    - "THANK YOU" >:l

    - "YOU'RE WELCOME" >:O

  • This videos are brilient, keep up the good work!

  • surprise!!! lol priceless

  • I love Reggae's eyes! They always look so suspicious...

  • LEEEEEEEEROOOY!!

  • "Eat a dick ..."

    "No, thanks."

    xD

  • What's the song called at the end?

  • "Alright you son of a bitch give me your best shot" *throws punch and misses "Uh oh"

  • LOL I love Reggie

    And t.j

  • ha ha ur ded XD THIS IS SO FUNNY I HAVEN'T LOL'D LIKE THIS SINCE LIKE 2 YEARS AGO

    How do i stall a helicopter oh well tu tu tura da da da da dara

  • ha ha ur ded XD THIS IS SO FUNNY I HAVEN'T LOL'D LIKE THIS SINCE LIKE 2 YEARS AGO

  • 10:07 is heka funny

  • at 06:39 is funny "what is that ... "i farted"

  • samijio laos!!!!!!!!!!

  • What was that? I farted..

  • They make a good team. They are both smart-asses, Reggie can drive, Tj can kill, and they both have secrets. Lol

  • whats thar song called at 10:35

  • 11:19 i have tried that jump millions of times and never seem to make it

  • You know the video's good when you forget it was made on a game

  • lol its so funny

  • 14:56 DIE HARD lawl

  • 12:43 niko

  • Lol I went apeshit laughing when Reggie said lets do this an TJ replied LEEROOOOOY!!!!

  • "creeeeek" what was that. I Farted now lets move along!

  • Hang on, Reggie breaks the window to shot at the cop at 10:30 or so. I thought that it was supposed to windowless. I love how consistent that is. XD-Takejiro24

  • it seems like every bad guy has bad aiming

  • Why did reggie break the window (I hope I got his name right)?

    He was on the inside. lol.

  • "what was that?"

    "I Farted .. can we move on"

    I loled

  • thanks buddy hahhahahahahahaha

  • regie is the worst assasin ever tj is better,but when he crashed is van into the heli that crap was sick i give that a thumbs up

  • @thedondon724 the only reason he missed the cop because he wanted to get the police away from the hotel

  • SURPRISE!!

  • great assasin i am looking forward 2 part 4

  • @thedondon724 you may be waiting for a bit then, the guy hasnt made another for a year now

  • this guy is actually a pretty good assassin

  • 10:37 Surprise!!!!

  • HA HA UR DED

  • machinima KICK ASS!!!!!!!!! THEY MAKE ME WANNA BE TRIPPIN BALLS AND KICKIN DOORS AND STEALING BABYS AND SHIT!!! (boy do they have a law suit on there hands)

    PS: IM JOKING!!!!!!!

  • @MobiusJustice007 hahaha

  • And Regy borrow a car from hes.. buddy.. (kick , kick take out of car).. thanks buddy! xD

  • THANK YOU! YOU WELCOME! WHY WE STILL SHOUTING! epic

  • "I farted, can we move along now?" LOL @ that XDDDD

  • SUPRISE!

  • two guards:123 not it not it oh my gawd dude!

  • Tony:Oh no oh no, FUCK! TJ: What? what? whats going on Tony:Theres a cop pulling me over TJ:WHAT WHY?! Tony:I, I parked in front of a fire hydrant TJ:OH MY GAWDD! Tony:Shut up! TJ:It was going so well too! Tony:Shut up!! TJ:Good job captain dickhole Tony:Shut.. the fuck up! XD FUNNIEST PART EVER!!!
  • @EliteKnightSquadron Reggie fuck stick -.-

  • 14:55 look at ''cop'' in heli

  • This should be a tv show!

  • How did you do that? At 14:50?

  • picture this being a movie. how great would that be!!!

  • LEERROOYYYYYY!!!!! shut up 8:20

  • @0wnerman dangit you stole my commenr!

  • @0wnerman lol hahahaha!

  • LEERROOYYYYYY!!!!! shut up 8:25

  • I know a very good place downtown

    oh great

    (at clucking bell)

    you are a bad person hahaha

  • I expected the girls in the background at 2:38 to either start fighing or make out.

  • this should be a fucking MOVIE!!!

  • invisi-pistol at 8:39

    

  • Mirrors GTA

  • Leroy jienkins reference

  • best ever

  • Now get to woik!

  • Why would you steal a car next to a police station at 2:06

  • LEROY!!!!!!

    shut up

    sorry

  • Funny + Epic = This

  • Why does he yell "Leroy"?

  • @Dentonscoggin LEROY JENKINS!

  • very smooth ... xd

  • This is exactly the type of stuff Machinima should be making with GTA IV

  • This is exactly the type of stuff Machinima should be making with GTA IV

  • This is exactly the type of stuff Machinima should be making with GTA IV.

  • could u actully leave a grenade in the car and then jump out like at 14:50

  • @CHAINGUNNA unfortunately no,that would be pretty badass

  • stop doing that haha lol

  • Suprise! *PUSH*

  • Is it just me or does the guy at 12:30 look like he has ash's hat from pokemon

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  • I love the way his voice cracks at 9:30

  • *fart*

    what was that

  • 1:23 thats so me XD

  • nice remake of die hard :)

  • Haha ur ded. ROFL

  • TJ: I Thought your name was Tony or Joey or something. Reggie: Yeah thats uhh not racist at all.

  • look at the subtitles lol

  • EAT A DICK! no thanks... :L

  • What was that ,I farted can we move along now :d

  • This is, a masterpiece inside of a masterpiece!:D

  • 76 people parked infront of a fire hydrant

  • 06:36 i farted lmfao

  • what was that?! I farted :D

  • Ha ha ur ded

  • 2:46 "It tastes better coming up!"

  • IT HALAROS WHEN IS LIKE DUMBASS *push*

  • 12:46 So Funny

  • ALRIGHT SON OF A BITCH GIMME UR BEST SHOT *misses* XD

  • 7:00 naw there go kanye

  • 14:57 EPIC

  • Like this if think this should be DLC

  • Good

  • THAT SHOULD BE MADE INTO A HOLLYWOOD MOVIE EPICCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!! ENDIND WAS AWSOME!!

  • WHAT?! They could have just like.. changed the color of the Turismo. No need to dump it in the water.

  • @Xjreme18 fingerprints and plates (even though they all say liberty city)

  • DAMNIT!! I never win...

  • lol 1:24

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  • Die Hard style at 14:47

  • The helicopter pilot sounds like Saw

  • LOL 8:20 Leroooy!!....shuuut up! sorry.. lol

  • This proves Machinima actally do make good videos and series :)

  • JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIINS!!!!

  • when is number 4 gonna come??!!??

  • whats the music at 10:34

  • "I thought your name was tony or joey" kinda reminds me of mafia 2

  • he looks like tony stark....

  • 10:38 SURPRISE!

  • 1:23 Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Hes not an assassin hes a Hashashin!

  • Die Hard much..? XD

  • @NAFFA12345 loooool

  • Cant believe people make these awesome videos from a video game these videos are better than most movies and tv shows

  • What are you talking about we killed like 14 people!

    oh yeah.....well were ok huh?

    Also wasnt that the bosses car you blew up

    oh yeah that was his wasnt it?

  • HA HA Ur DED

  • whats the song (chasing song?)

  • This would be a AWESOME DLC!!! :D

  • "how the fuck do i keep a helicopter busy" just stall them there "um ok ah um da da da da da da da da" stop doing that lol

  • "How smooth.", "Eat a Dick" "No Thanks" That a Nice small talk

  • what was that?

    I Farted loool

  • 75 ppl are good assassins

  • awesome movie!!!!!!!!!

  • 1:23 lol!!!!

  • LEROY!!!!

  • how many mods must you have used

  • who would dislike this

  • You Welcome !!!!!!!! ^^

    

  • i dont understand why he his a bad assassin but when they jump off that thing they landed and they when they was going down from the ladder and they jump off the ledge he made it but the fat guy fail and fail the landin it would of been better if tht guy would of fail in the trash it would be kinda better but this machinima is the best

  • I would have said i set it up by calling the bus driver and saying OH SHIT LOOK OUT TURN!

  • kinda stupid i dont really get it

  • @XxTheTrueCrimexX Nope, it didn't have cheese only chicken some sallad and some light sauce. Ppl in our country don't buy as much fast food and so there isn't big mc donalds around every corner.. we eat healthy food which is also cheaper than fast food. Lol hell we even grow our own vegetables! How cool is that.

  • Prrrr "What was that?" "I farted can we move along!"

  • seriously its like an actual movie. both i had popcorn for.

  • it tasted better coming out!

  • epicness

    

  • suprise

  • has anybody else noticed a big difference between Reggie's voice in the first vid and this one...? not to say it's not epic, but still...