(subtitled) Voicemail Accident Hilarious

[RavynIceFire43]

Hard-backed NVI bible? What the hell is an NVI bible? Maybe he meant NIV bible

[athaskins]

I kept expecting the guy to say,, "oh wait... Dude, .. that's you on the ground?, ah hahahah, too funny man, losing you manhood by a bunch of old ladies... ahahahahahaha. too funny wait til I tell everyone...ahahahhh."

[lmstalli]

This would be funny except every time I'm leaving a voicemail and it's awesome, when I get cut off at one minute and thirty seconds, I'm pissed.

[dfrog9595]

so once the beating began why didnt he hang up and record that shit. still a good laugh though

[MsCourtneybrown]

Too funny almost peed my pants, been sharing it all day long...Everyone needs a good laugh and this clearly gets one laughing! HAHAHAHAHA!

[chuckiej]

If this is real there's gotta be a news article about it. Find it interwebz!

[mzmiami77]

OMG OMG I CANT STOP LAUGING LOL HAHAHAHAHA MOTHER GOOSE HAHAHHAHAHA

[kgsolomanfivek]

This is probably the manliest response to the situation.Epesscially with that hardy laugh

[TheOnlyTimTim]

Wow brings back memories from when Art Bell played this on C2C yrs ago Awesome THX!

[jobbieteeth]

Its clearly fake... How did he know there were 4 old women in the car right after the moment the accident happened

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Stupid

[harithasahan]

even funnier with speed up higher

[SerenityTexas]

This is old, before many phones could take pictures and record. It would have been funny to see though. I think I first heard it around 10 years ago and it had been around a while before that. I never get tired of hearing it. It always makes me laugh so hard. It is too good.

[LauraJayne4eva]

RLMFAO......this is sooooo funny :) I could listen to this all day......wish he'd have recorded it to xxx

[zpitts18]

Why wouldn't you end the call and video tape it man? Would have been better. Still good tho.

[christie2271]

ROTFLOL! This video is sooooooooooooooo funny! :D It made me laugh so hard and it brightened up my day!

[tworodpete]

love this voice mail. heard it some years ago, it may've been back in 04 ... 05?? makes me laugh sooo hard everytime i hear it!!! yeah ... it's gotta be real cuz no one could be THAT GOOD describing this.

[RockLobsta23]

@tworodpete seems fake because the way he describes it it'd be like in slow motion. The whole ordeal would take less than a minute, not over 3.

[geoftbone]

@DocBopp

I think it is funny because the guy caused a wreck, then went to make trouble with his victims and they beat the snot out of him! It was like watching Tom and Jerry where the mouse beats the cat... only funnier! LOL

[Maybehapsso]

How could he see what type of Bible it was???  Yawn!

[paintxpony]

This is sooo good. This guy does the greatest storytelling. :)

[NoPunches]

Well, as long as it was an NIV and not a Douay-Rheims version!

[DocBopp]

This has to be the damned dumbest I've EVER seen on here or heard any where!

[DocBopp]

I don't get it! What I mean, is, I don't get what the heck everyone thinks this is so funny for!

[winterlight2003]

This one kills me every time, my stomach hurts so bad.

[RandomnessUK]

If this is fake the guy doing it is the best actor in the world

[pdxc28]

It's not nice to mess with Mother Goose.

[mikma]

mikma was here

[s420s666s91]

THE MOST FAKE VIDEO EVER!!!!! NONE THAT EVER HAPPEN.

[freham2001]

Wow if you're gonna fake something at least get it right. It's NIV, not NVI. -_-

[MurkyDub]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA­HAH!

That is hilarious!

[puertopapi]

Crying laughing.... Oh O.o Beaned him with the Bible.... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[fritzOSU03]

Welcome to Texas...

LMAO

[starlionblue]

@fritzOSU03 Only in Texas!! LMAO!! Everything's bigger AND the grannies are meaner and tougher!! The guy's laugh is just hilarious! First time I heard this tape, I laughed until I was in tears!

[hahan9]

LOLOLO..."she about 4 foot nothin'"....lmao

[medstudentNC]

omg! i think i've watched this video 8 times in the past few days and i laugh to the point of TEARS every.single.time!! his laugh is so hysterial! i love it! never gets old LOL

[RandomnessUK]

Oh god this made my day

[pjanak]

I thought he was going to eventually say "oh shit, its you"

[PenguinPoacherr]

The only funny part is picturing a car full of old ladies spinning around in front of you that fucking sucked

[ISUPPORTANON]

LMAO This always makes me laugh.......I've only heard the short version of it, That my bestie in Canada sent me. But the longer version is much more funnier.

*whipes tears from her eyes from laughing so hard.

[RandomnessUK]

Scientology is a crazy cult btw =]

[AcuAwaGomu]

and the lesson here children is that you never mess with old ladies^^

[metalheadmurphy]

Now that is funny! Holy hell I cackled.

[Ozzy0sbourne]

this is funny as hell... xD

even though... if old ladies attacked me i would'nt fight them... so they can just kill me for nothing :\

[JOEJONASLOVER1095]

This is hiarious! I laughed so hard I started to cry! LOLOLOLOL!!! This is so funny!

[Kazaaka]

LOLOLOLOL

[jessieunruh]

hilarious! old lady's revenge!

[ATG913]

ROTFLMFAO X^D Lemme catch my breath.

...Ooh shit. Beautiful storytelling. :^P Where did you find this, bro?

[elliptical3]

They played it on Coast-to-Coast a few years back ...and I figured I'd transcribe for added comic impact :)