Shane, you will need a consultant to prep you for your debates. As you know, I was the brains behind our championship debate team at FC and you pretty much said whatever I told you to say and we won. Remember everything I taught you on how to win an argument--cheat, lie, bare false witn---wait a minute, I am thinking of my time working in the Capitol in S. Louisiana not w/ you. Scratch that last part. Anywho, call me.
I am honored to except the office of Vice President of the United States on the lower planet earth and take my seat on the box car of the Shane train. Even a hurricain Hilery can't stop this train.
My puяpose of becoming an Ameяican citizen has been fulfilled. I can now vote for you to become the next Pяesident of this great nation! No moяe Commies!
Go Shane! But I'm not sure I can vote for a tenor...
socalref88 1 year ago
If only I was old enough to vote...
club406gal 3 years ago
Well, call me a Shaniak. I am ON the Shanetrain!
jrav000 3 years ago
Each cabinet meeting concluded by "Keep the Whole World Singing"...priceless. You got my vote!
largefella 3 years ago
i am at a loss for words... how did you become such a gigantic tool
do you really intend to attempt to run a country based on the fact that you're an extremeist who doesn't want to 'follow the rules'
you're embarrassing...
0fluid 3 years ago
0fluid, you are entitled to your opinion...until I am elected. Muahahahahah
shaneforamerica 3 years ago
I don't know what's funnier... the video or Ofluid's response. Someone needs to put their happy pants back on. =)
gotchabari 3 years ago
Shane, you will need a consultant to prep you for your debates. As you know, I was the brains behind our championship debate team at FC and you pretty much said whatever I told you to say and we won. Remember everything I taught you on how to win an argument--cheat, lie, bare false witn---wait a minute, I am thinking of my time working in the Capitol in S. Louisiana not w/ you. Scratch that last part. Anywho, call me.
brobran 3 years ago
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USA! USA! USA!
tcompton 3 years ago 2
Shane I hope that you have remembered who your running mate is suppose to be.
As Governor of the Moon, it will be no problem for me to take on this monumental task. Thanks for your consideration. Gov of Moon.
govofmoon 3 years ago
As Governor of the Moon for the last 43 yrs.
I am honored to except the office of Vice President of the United States on the lower planet earth and take my seat on the box car of the Shane train. Even a hurricain Hilery can't stop this train.
govofmoon 3 years ago
Deaя Comяade Scott,
My puяpose of becoming an Ameяican citizen has been fulfilled. I can now vote for you to become the next Pяesident of this great nation! No moяe Commies!
Ameяicans Я Us!
markg057 3 years ago
Dibs on a cabinet post.
ShermansAlley 3 years ago
Truly awesome, I'd vote for you!
sunnytab 3 years ago
So when were you going to ask me to be your campaign manager?
-cousin nate
snates 3 years ago
I'm all for eating more than half measures!
The country can't go in the wrong direction, by choosing a candidate that grows in all directions!
lanc19883 3 years ago
Shaniacs=awesome
stoneman1231 3 years ago
So, let me think about my choices. Either for for a Bush third term or a Taft second term. Huh????
KenChapmanJoplin 3 years ago
Finally, Shange I can believe in! My ticket is punched for a ride on the Shane train.
pgarner51 3 years ago
Finally, a candidate who admits his willingness to bend the rules, how refreshing!
quinners24 3 years ago
I'll vote for you, Shane!
scjcj 3 years ago
this is ridiculously awesome...
thebeccabox 3 years ago
I'm at a loss.
dbalentine 3 years ago
WTG Cousin Shane!
BtrflyBarb 3 years ago
Only man of my stature could be your running mate.
Although me running beside you may give the USGS a serious issue.
All my best -
BTW - how do you spell Shane?
jandpsdad 3 years ago