Dane Cook - Lying

[Ilovevergil56]

This is all true facts. XD

[starshine94]

I am waiting.. for "you" to see this.

[KairiTheChipette78]

right when u read that...FUCK!

[ManhattanProject44]

lying is a vicious circle

[wegotitjbfunny]

"as i wuz rolling in, i wuz saying out loud ' im not gonna make it to this party! ppl r expecting to c me!" LOL!!!!

[aiden1158]

if u hit the train  tracks u gon tu far fuck

[RelightAFire]

-take a left at the red house

-thats fuckin' Maroon you idiot

trolololo

[TheXXkillerXx147]

That's fucking maroon, you idiot.

[inthenicoftime12]

You know what? call them twice cuz i'm already coming.

[v7t2]

the second he said, "i've grown" i was like SHIT!!!!!!

[dragonsnj]

Dan Cook in the movie "Waiting!" FTW!

[hwebb1100]

i have a hologram of me watching tv XD best part

[ghosttailwolf]

it would be hilarious if that guy saw this

[alexbivol99]

"RAPE ME!!" 0:05 LOL!

[maelyior67]

Dont you notice that whenever he does these he always and i mean ALWAYS! has the smae clothes on!!!!!!!!!!

[ExtremeRulez13]

If you hit the train tracks, you've gone too far. And right when you read that, KA-CHUNK Fuck!!

[CatsGotClaws]

Dane is not funny at all.. -walks away- Lie Accomplished..My Work Is Done Here ;>

[MegaMetalHead22]

HAHA BELT-O-DEATH

[AliceJazzHale]

what was once a safety harness was now a strap-o-death

[lyndyb88]

i love when he says i haven't done this is 5,6,7,8,9,14 years lol :D

[TheShubhang]

OH Shit he's home , we gotta go , hahaah , LMAO

[looloorex]

he is fucking HILARIOUS !!!

[MonicaChan14]

I´m tearing up! XDDD

[littlered721]

oh you looked through my bushes well i have a hologram of myself watching tv to thwart burglars so screw you bucko

[AsianHomeVideos]

i didnt laugh at all

[xxRAWRxGIRLxx]

@AsianHomeVideos In Dane Cook's words, " WELL SCREW YOU BUCKO!!!"

[Mutt709]

"Why don't I just lie to get outta that first lie. There's nothing smarter than that technique." -- Brian Regan XD

[Moonthehedgehog101]

4:15

[Moonthehedgehog101]

4:18

[Lotsoffun111]

wow, there isnt a punch line til the 3:00 minute point, why is this guy so popular? hes actually awful!

[TheMolly911]

YOU DUDE! ITS YOU DUDE!!! HAHAH I LOVE THAT PART ahahah

[KiLLUMiNATii]

this guy is everything except funny...

[FlamingIceRock]

@KiLLUMiNATii yea hes hilarious

[blunchblack]

The lie didn't work the first time, it created a situation which resulted in awkward social interactions and further, less plausible, lies.

[MIssMarie2013]

"Thats fuckin' maroon you idiot!"

[Ianjcarroll]

what exactly is this!!!!!!! is he trying to be funny!!!! or, is he just telling some stupid people some crappy stories??????

[stevieraysaganski]

@Ianjcarroll pretty much but the people arnt stupid, they just have diffrent sense's of humor then you, i personally dont like most of dane cook's preformance, but he makes it work and he has some of the biggest stand up crowwd so he must me doing something right, but this is just my opinion. =]

[Ianjcarroll]

@stevieraysaganski captive audience if you ask me...  most of the people in the crowed are GOD worshipping nut jobs.... very sad...

[snaketooth98]

@Ianjcarroll can i say i LOVE dane cooks comedy and i dont even BELEIVE in god so can u plz just dont bring religion in a comment!! >:O

[chifilms]

@snaketooth98 God Bless You!

[snaketooth98]

@chifilms thx

[rrmassy9]

@Ianjcarroll bro u kiding me he jokes u just probably dont underrstand hes jokes or have a DIFFERENT sense of humor then dane cook fans

[AhhizGodzilla]

@Ianjcarroll hes talking about ur mother, now stop trolling

[Ianjcarroll]

@AhhizGodzilla at least i know my mother...

[AhhizGodzilla]

@Ianjcarroll ? thats not even whatesoever insulting

[hellkitteyfier]

i woulda been like.. first of all.. why you trespassing on my property.. you know i can charge you for that. then hed be like.. what party!! all is forgiven.. id be like.. ye you bet it is.. -.-

[jscottssf1]

a Strap-of-Death

[FrancesLuvsJB]

i didn't think this was funny at all, perhaps it's true when people say American humour is different to British humour

[wwwbingcom]

@FrancesLuvsJB That is definitely true. I can't appreciate British comedy. :[

[hetaliarocks12]

he isn't funny. LIE ACCOMPLISHED.

[dyllan1243]

dude this video was so fucken funny i almost dam near wet my self

[Mem71797]

That sounds like my dad. 'I don't really like you that much that I would come to your party.' No joke.

[Mem71797]

There are so many things. I wanna let you into my fucking world.

[aunch3]

Best comedian of all time

[aliciaartist129]

"I have a fucking hologram of me watching T.V." XDDD

[sToNeSoUr49]

fuck i just hit the train tracks

[Leafheart12]

thts f*cking maroon you idiot

[AlphaBendo]

Dude. My streets name is Mt. Vernon.

[12man4life]

Sounds like the fucking joker at 5:20 lol

[Jgibson1371]

strap-o-death lmao

[ameshisuto77]

Don't You Hate It When People Capitalize Every Fucking Word?

[allsportsowned]

@ameshisuto77 I hAtE tHaT tOo.

[TheWatzitooya]

@ameshisuto77 Yes, I Absolutely Hate That...

[TWINSnik]

FF fun fact. BA Bad Ass. BAMF Bad Ass Mother Fucker. DC Dane Cook.

[b2swagga]

i fucking hate it when the crowd just cheers and doesnt let the fucking comic finish up the joke!!

[luvsmusic124]

@b2swagga omg ikr!!!!!! tht annoys me sooooooooo much!!

[staayfrosty]

i swear a guy said rape me at 0:07 and again at 0:25

[HJDNYCD]

@staayfrosty I think they do haha

[maelyior67]

@staayfrosty omg thats is so funny

[phantomdragoon101]

@staayfrosty yes yes he did i heard it

[dragonsnj]

@staayfrosty Holy shit I think your right lol

[MrJebus1230]

@staayfrosty I heard him say right know

[Audykinns17]

@staayfrosty

Oh Ma Gawd He Did

O.o

[kolaasxd]

@staayfrosty I cant stop fucking laughing, I cant focus on what hes saying

[mackenziesun1999]

my sick mother came to see you and she has a rusty god dam* wheelchair

[HellOnEarth000]

lol shouldnt have uploaded this to youtube, now the guy KNOWS your lying.

[animexanime4life]

"Lie accomplished" -Victory walk- 8)

[SkateOrDie650]

screw you bucko!

[WhiteStripe44]

YOU ..you... YOU MAN ...youu

[tigerlifesaver]

lol when he said holagram i would have said identical twin, that way you could make it believable =P

[waffle668]

WHICH ONE IS THE ONE WITH THE PAINFUL SHITS?!?!? XD

[fish4mepl0x]

@waffle668 Painful Shits... ._.

[waffle668]

@fish4mepl0x Well I know that but was there ever a full one? =w=

[fish4mepl0x]

@waffle668 I don't know. xD I know I've had MY share of them. Dx

[whatthedeuce1000]

@waffle668 the one called painful shits haha

[madiannmahoney]

We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, & we're all gonna take painful shits.

[thedeadmunch700]

advertisements... wtf is a ROBLOX?

[BlackRoseAssassin]

i have a fucking hallogram of me watching T.V.....to flort crimnals from breaking in! so they go "Fuck, he's home watching T.V. We gotta go." So screw you, Bucko!

...LMFAO

[chasenezzy]

heres where i reach into my pocket .. and pull out , another lie!

[deadmanwalking5400]

dane cook is lame

lie accomplished

[borut777]

lame



[Archuleta55]

@borut777

What kind of sense of humor do you have 0_o

[krazykerri789]

anyone notice it skipped 8:35?

[ElPoetaMusical]

Hahahahahaahaha fucking ravine! hahaha XD

[melymisa13]

his count skills are great

[xleahkylex]

binding me to my vehicle-like coffin

[QuantumTap]

directions was my favorite part

[mvcurlyqs]

SO SCREW YOU, BUCKO! lmao

[cartoonwarrior234]

"where all gonna die, where all gonna cry and where all gonna take painful shits."

[jimmy20100102]

@cartoonwarrior234 "where" and "we're" are completely different words

[cartoonwarrior234]

@jimmy20100102 yeh dude i dont care about that

[shadowthunder360]

okay, take a left at the red house.

"Thats fuckin' MAROON, you idiot!"

[awol598]

call em twice cause im on my way!

[mareesherrr]

of course, saturday night comes along & im not goin to the party.. im not interested in the party. hahaha

[nightelfafro]

dane cook is stupid......LIE ACCOMPLISHED

[TheNakaWaka]

Lol I love his laugh -random-

[countrygirl1462]

i cant lie every1 in my family has one little problem with them so u can tell there lieing. mine is my eyebrow twitches

[SailorPerson]

Today is Wednesday <333

[HolyCheeSeiTs]

I make my B lines like that now XD

[seanmm318]

if you hit the train tracks, youve gone too far. [dane cook sound effects] FUCK.

[0justarandomguy0]

well he knows now you lied

[hotdogs0096]

vids over slideshows

[Anthonyk312]

4:35 He's displeased, dismayed, distraught, dissatisfied, distressed, discontended, disenthralled, disenchanted, disentranced, disillusioned, disconsolated, disconcerted, dispirited, discouraged, and disheartened.

[ninetailslover555]

@Anthonyk312 uhhhh....what?

[applejuicerls]

@Anthonyk312 stop dissing people its not nice DX XD

[Anthonyk312]

@applejuicerls I'm not entering this discussion. And Frankly, I'm disgusted you would say such a thing. Why should I disguise my true emotions.

[applejuicerls]

@Anthonyk312 dude i was joking i was just saying it as a joke :/ i din't mean to hurt your feelings or anything im sorry. =[

[Anthonyk312]

@applejuicerls I guess my joke was too Dissipated. You seem to have been Discombobulated. The words Distracted you from my true Disposition. I was not truly Disgruntled by your remark, I was merely Disallowing the continuation of using "dis" words to Disappear. And I'm Disappointed that you didn't catch that. I was Displaying it quite obviously.

[thisisnttommy]

you, you dude

[The1stKingOfTrolls2]

i have a hologram of me to thwart criminals from breaking in

[SuperLoveandmusic]

take a left at the red house...thats fucking maroon you idiot. if you hit the train tracks youve gone too far (boom)

[ultimatemew12]

Ha ha ha! I was kind of afraid to hear what would happen. Damn. I kind of feel bad for the guy...

[muphasa72]

I have a hologram of me watching Dane Cook on my laptop! XD

[TheMollyProject]

Lie accomplished.

[EvulAtreyuGrl]

"He's disappointed, he's disgruntled, he's another 'dis' word I don't even know." Lmfao!

[RainbowDinoKitti]

He has a cute butt...

[kytrader007]

awesome, this is the show we went to !!!!!!!! WOOOOOOO!

[thientheweavile]

I lost it when he was like. "And the the thing was when I was flipping I was saying outload. Im not gonna make it to this party!" *does flipping movements* "Peole are expecting to see me!" *does more flipping movements*

[XxSGxMAYNExX]

1) We're all going to lie.

2) We're all going to cry.

3) And we are all going to take painful shits.

[bleckybob]

I think I would hate this guy if we ever met!  what a douche...lol

[MasterKode1]

@bleckybob who dane cook or the dude who invited him?

[JoeTube27]

no talent

[cherryvanilla09]

@JoeTube27 You are crazy. 

[michelleisfunnyful]

he has some nice jeans

[EmilyflightRisk]

im attracted to this guy

[chillchik101]

"I flipped into a quary!" "im not gonna make it to this party...ppl are wanting to see me!" LMFAO i love this guy he is hilarious

[jelena4243]

"Okay take a left at the Red house, That's fuckin' Maroon you idiot!"

[Damonlove4eva]

it skips saying lie my grandmother came and she has a wheelchair, and its rusty, because ahe lives on the ocean

[Damonlove4eva]

it skips saying  lie

[davgabe]

DC is gonna be at the party, WHO CARES he sucks

[davgabe]

I haven`t done this 5-6-7-8-14 years Dana you SUCK

[emmiecatdog]

I live on Mount Vernon, and my road sign has Ivy growing on it~

[starwarsgeek07]

@emmiecatdog wow

[BigScarano]

were all gna do 3 things... hahaha

[ItzTheX]

The dislike bar is the size of Justin Bibers dick

[michvsosu]

and as my tire flew off my car flipped into a ravine no it wasnt a ravine it was a quarry and then l8ter he goes and as i was flipping into the ravine i said to myself im not gonna make it hhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaa­aa

[dfernan92]

you...you dude..its you haha

[ShavanaSalas]

"He's another [DIS] word that I don't even know."

[caramelswts]

hahaha beeline

[x10Rose]

The train tracks joke made me fall over laughing! SO EFFIN TRUE!!

[Gangstaforever23]

I love how he just demanstrates everything

[puddlemonster84]

lie accomplesed!

[jumping4free]

dane youre so hot in your butt hugging jeans.. too bad your a pot head

[1nijigirl2]

If you've hit the train tracks, you've gone too far. "F*ck!"

[kkbear1821]

Fuck he's home wattching tv. We gotta go. Lol.

[DjFluffs]

Thats Fuckin Moroon You Idiot.! XD HAHAHAHA

[ryansavio99]

SO SCREW U FUCK-O

[CaramelPumpkin17]

@ryansavio99 he says "BUCK - O " lol

[OoHxLaLa17]

take a right at the red house....thats fucking maroon. bahaha funniest man alive right here

[kingplutoxiao1]

I love how he moves with his jokes.

[bradley16445]

mount vernon im a vernon lol

[KyuubiiChibi]

3:31 sounded more of a pig squeal... lol

[hornerchick]

omg im never gona be able 2 tell a lie without laughing again

[oliviahorse101]

back in the day which was a wednesday

[MundoFalls]

@oliviahorse101 i dont get that part :P

[TwilightChikaz]

Lmao!!

[whateverlpz555]

were all gonna lie were all gonna die and were all gonna take painful shits dane cook marry me!

[nejipotter]

@whateverlpz555 its cry :P lie cry painful shits