Tнis isnt fakε appaяεntlч if u copч pastε tнis to tεn pεoplε in tнε nεxt tεn minutεs u will нavε tнε Bεst daч of uя lifε tomoяяow u will εitнεя gεt a kiss oя askεd out if u Bяεak tнis cнain u will sεε a littlε Dεad giяl in uя яoom TONIGнT In 53 mins sumonε will saч i ovε u im Soяяч oя i wanna go out witн чou sorry guys i didnt start this
Because the moment anyone on a youtube comments section mentions ANYTHING about race regardless of context it's the equivalent of yelling, "PIG PILE!!"
Some are longer, Schweets, but some would suffer if we threw in more and more jokes. Elevator is filmed from only one angle and never edited all that much, so we have to get every line exactly right. Adding more time to that increases the likelihood that the episode won't be as good as it can be, and I want to give you the best stuff we got!
2) The eps are really short, and if you don't get the concept, you're not gonna REALLY love it.
3) The appeal is broad, but it's not universal. People in an office would sooner pass around a man in the box than a ninja falling through the ceiling. Not to say one's funnier than the other, it's just a matter of taste.
I hate to say it, but even according to warped opinions present on Head-Fi, Bose actually stands for 'buy other sound equipment'. They just aren't very good for your money.
If he wants some real kickass IEM's, he should try some Future Sonics Atrio M5/8's or Jays Q-Jays.($200) Or if you have a spare ~$1500 short and want the best custom IEM's in the world, you can get ear impressions from an audiologist and buy a pair of Ultimate Ears 11's. They rival full size headphones, like my HFI-780's.
Freud says there are no accidents. The French guy in the Matrix says where others see coincidence, he sees providence. I say shut the hell up and let me steal my costumes from whoever I want. (no, this isn't me scared that one day Andrew will want it back.)
I noticed I was a minority, Woody. Perhaps it's because my sense of humor has evolved into a higher form, or maybe my intelligence is far superior to most YouTubers...but most likely it's because I'm half black with an albino mother and a dark chocolate father. On the surface, it would appear that I am Caucasian, but don't jump to conclusions Matthew...I'm black where it counts....
I noticed I was a minority, Woody. Perhaps it's because my sense of humor has evolved into a higher form, or maybe my intelligence is far superior to most YouTubers...but most likely it's because I'm half black with an albino mother and a dark chocolate father. On the surface, it would appear that I am Caucasian, but don't jump to conclusions Matthew...I'm black where it counts....
I noticed I was a minority, Woody. Perhaps it's because my sense of humor has evolved into a higher form, or maybe my intelligence is far superior to most YouTubers...but most likely it's because I'm half black with an albino mother and a dark chocolate father. On the surface, it would appear that I am Caucasian, but don't jump to conclusions Matthew...I'm black where it counts....
You intelligence is far superior to most You Tubers? Do you KNOW most You Tubers? Of course you don't, and no one cares about your heritage except you. You're just another 20 something year old quick to put others down. Also, why did you feel the need to post your comment three times, do you think we didn't hear you the first time?
As always, great stuff crammed into a tiny elevator in a short-short. Three hot guys and a barrel of fifths? What's not to like? Smooches, guys, another ace.
This is one of the better ones, Woody. Good job on getting back on your feet. Then again, I can't quite say that for sure because I know you have a ton more episodes already made.
I am in charge of the comments. I created and write the show, so it's my responsibility. Ben (Harold) comes on every now and then, Genevieve (Intern Jane) is on sometimes, and Kate...well...let's just say shiny objects sometimes get in the way.
is it just me or does he look like robert d jr.
Gakuya5 6 months ago
This elavator thing just Suck! they have only 1 location and the elavator is not even special !
Efan71 7 months ago
i want that cart...
TheNobleGhostbuster 1 year ago
just me or is that just wine bottles filled with water?
kingofgrace 1 year ago
no one puts kettle one in the corner.
walruscoocoocachu26 1 year ago
Oh Harold.... ♥
42Tabitha42 1 year ago 2
YES LETS TOTALY GET THAT KEY AND WATCH GROWN AND POSSIBLY OLD WOMEN TAKE SHITS AND PISSES AND OCCASIONALY PUKE yum
sammylamigus 1 year ago
hahahaha, HAROLDDD
higrlz 2 years ago
"The weekend starts now!" Fabulous! :D
tofulove14 2 years ago 3
LMAO he just so wasted.
gaspiden 2 years ago 6
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God is that seth green? i dont know!!!!!!!
Bigashnigg 2 years ago
no thats not seth green
sk8r4lifeyo 2 years ago
It must rock to be Harold! He has keys to EVERYTHING D:
HannaahRulelessMinds 2 years ago 20
"I've got a key!"
lol, and some issues.
Kestibarn 2 years ago
lol funny
AmAnDykInZ 2 years ago
lol Fucking Harold, ladies bathroom on camera
Draidic 2 years ago 16
lmfao, that was so wrong <3
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Tнis isnt fakε appaяεntlч if u copч pastε tнis to tεn pεoplε in tнε nεxt tεn minutεs u will нavε tнε Bεst daч of uя lifε tomoяяow u will εitнεя gεt a kiss oя askεd out if u Bяεak tнis cнain u will sεε a littlε Dεad giяl in uя яoom TONIGнT In 53 mins sumonε will saч i ovε u im Soяяч oя i wanna go out witн чou sorry guys i didnt start this
palestinianchick95 2 years ago
I <3 Harold.
mcjr2930 2 years ago 11
he does drunk well
Goody2Shoz 3 years ago 12
lmao he has EVERYTHING in the cart! :D
fudga123 3 years ago 52
EVERYTHING O.o
randomrantshow 2 years ago 2
I got a key!
poogle48130 3 years ago 50
And yes, in case you're wondering, I am such an audiophile I refuse to use anything but my full-size headphones for my own music, even on the go.
Xenodius 3 years ago
i'm using some Sony Stereo wireless headphone for my PC now, cuz my headset broke. and they hurt like hell.
natranr 3 years ago
What does smash and grab mean? Sorry, I'm not a drinker.
IWillNotConceide18 3 years ago 8
Smash and grab refers to theft, as in the theft of the booze from the happy hour. Not a drinking reference, for once :)
-Woody
ElevatorShow 3 years ago 9
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Elevator isn't funny anymore
newcoolnarutard1 3 years ago
stop with flirting in comments.... like really.
HeeroYuy911 3 years ago 4
serious. dont we have dating website for that now? or a bar? sheesh
xAurelmx 3 years ago 2
Oh, come on dude. Where is the love?
brainsfallinout26 3 years ago 2
Must've been lost in my sense of 'Wtfh is this bullshit doing here'.
xAurelmx 3 years ago 3
(I'm not really sure what they were doing either. But it scares me.)
*hands over compass*
brainsfallinout26 3 years ago
i got a key
lmao priceless X]
kakashisgirl7777777 3 years ago
hahahah
no one puts kennel wine in the corner
ahhaa love itt
lalalalalovelyyyyyyy 3 years ago
kennel wine? i think you mean ketel one. it's a vodka.
Enturakt83 3 years ago
oops okay
lalalalalovelyyyyyyy 3 years ago
I <3 Woody & Andrew!
sekzigodess87 3 years ago
And we <3 you, sekzi!
- Andrew
ZilchZone 3 years ago 3
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
lorenitachan 3 years ago
Iiii gota a key.!
(wipes a away tear) ahhh dont you love it?
1nsp1r0n 3 years ago 3
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That was boring, you bnch of nerds
FreshStrawberries 3 years ago
Right.......
JanePstar 3 years ago
Lovely. Five Stars!
musicalmike235 3 years ago
i am so confused why is everyone going on bout their race?
nutrigrain46 3 years ago
Because the moment anyone on a youtube comments section mentions ANYTHING about race regardless of context it's the equivalent of yelling, "PIG PILE!!"
-Woody
ElevatorShow 3 years ago
I heart it! "nobody puts kettle one in a corner!" like whoa
nashwestguy 3 years ago
Lul, he doesn't have a watch xDDD
ChaiDragon 3 years ago
i'm black where it counts too
justin7989 3 years ago
好玩~
woaisxl123 3 years ago
Harold is the best in this one =)
michaelwesolowski 3 years ago 2
you need to have an intervention for harold. not for his drinking, but for referencing lines from bad movies like "dirty dancing"!
fourtywatt 3 years ago
You take that back about Dirty Dancing RIGHT NOW.
-Woody
ElevatorShow 3 years ago
I can't. i've only seen that movie a couple times, and i, still to this day, get that song in my head that jenifer grey's sister sings badly.
you can listen to it on here by putting "Lisa singing Hula Hana" in the search. eeek!
fourtywatt 3 years ago
love these vids! they should be longer, though. you could fit in even more of the funny. :D
schweetsmiles 3 years ago 4
Some are longer, Schweets, but some would suffer if we threw in more and more jokes. Elevator is filmed from only one angle and never edited all that much, so we have to get every line exactly right. Adding more time to that increases the likelihood that the episode won't be as good as it can be, and I want to give you the best stuff we got!
-Woody
ElevatorShow 3 years ago 7
i dont care how short it is. every single one is great.
jordanlikesgirls 3 years ago
crazy funny TGIF
lilogirl14 3 years ago
i knew it! there are security cameras in the ladys restroom!
those tricky sons of biches...
iluvhighfives 3 years ago 7
nice vid. funny!!!! cheers
p x
paddy1boy 3 years ago
thirsty thursdays...a must
coltfordyfive 3 years ago
Aha go Harold!
imthepieman 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA
i gottaaa keeyy.
justpeachy3456 3 years ago
I love this! How do you not have millions of subscribers?
alwayzjello 3 years ago
you miss spelled billions ^^
and yeah I am wondering about the same thing! Woody?
ComputerGeek3310 3 years ago
Well...
1) None of us have huge boobs.
2) The eps are really short, and if you don't get the concept, you're not gonna REALLY love it.
3) The appeal is broad, but it's not universal. People in an office would sooner pass around a man in the box than a ninja falling through the ceiling. Not to say one's funnier than the other, it's just a matter of taste.
4) I don't have the velvet voice of sxephil.
5) Our bots aren't working yet. WHAT?!?
The subs will come if we work hard.
-Woody
ElevatorShow 3 years ago
1)Well, you can get someone?
2)Short episodes are attractive.
3)Ninjas are yet another reason why people should love you.
4)You don't HAVE to be the front voice of The Elevator show.
5)WHAT?!?
there is more then hard work to it, getting a video featured helps a lot, and a bunch of other things.
-Ebon
(it sounds better then my real name)
ComputerGeek3310 3 years ago
wat r u talkin bout ebon
shasha6463 3 years ago
i dont know what sacho is talking about, you guys are pritty doggon funny.
ministermundain 3 years ago
whats in harolds ears?
or are my eyes failing me?
ministermundain 3 years ago
ear phones, they're the tiny onces that are suposed to go into your ear but always fall out
protty93 3 years ago
ipod earphones
jamacinmeangry 3 years ago
Actually, Harold wears Bose noise-canceling earphones that are very comfortable and give superior sound quality.
...now pay me, Bose.
-Woody
ElevatorShow 3 years ago 22
really? i thought bose's were the giant type O_o
jamacinmeangry 3 years ago
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Um this show sucks ass,Man in thebox is WAAAAAYYYYYYYYY BETTER!
I2like2eatpies 3 years ago
lol u retard this is maninthebox
HorusfireRS 3 years ago 7
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I hate to say it, but even according to warped opinions present on Head-Fi, Bose actually stands for 'buy other sound equipment'. They just aren't very good for your money.
If he wants some real kickass IEM's, he should try some Future Sonics Atrio M5/8's or Jays Q-Jays.($200) Or if you have a spare ~$1500 short and want the best custom IEM's in the world, you can get ear impressions from an audiologist and buy a pair of Ultimate Ears 11's. They rival full size headphones, like my HFI-780's.
Xenodius 3 years ago
@ElevatorShow Wait, so if he has noise-canceling earphones, How could he hear them talk- Ergh, nevermind.
troy1002x 1 year ago
I noticed the janitor in Andrew's film was named Harold. Coincidence? Or conspiracy?
fallofautumndistro 3 years ago
Freud says there are no accidents. The French guy in the Matrix says where others see coincidence, he sees providence. I say shut the hell up and let me steal my costumes from whoever I want. (no, this isn't me scared that one day Andrew will want it back.)
-Woody
ElevatorShow 3 years ago
Good one.
FirePhoenix1234 3 years ago
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I had to watch this twice just to make sure I wasn't retarded...
...it's not funny, quit pretending. Step it up Elevator! I miss your funny skits.
Sancho0330 3 years ago
I dunno, Sancho. I'd be the first to admit Clowning Around wasn't our best, but you seem to be in the minority here.
-Woody
ElevatorShow 3 years ago
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I noticed I was a minority, Woody. Perhaps it's because my sense of humor has evolved into a higher form, or maybe my intelligence is far superior to most YouTubers...but most likely it's because I'm half black with an albino mother and a dark chocolate father. On the surface, it would appear that I am Caucasian, but don't jump to conclusions Matthew...I'm black where it counts....
...the soul.
Sancho0330 3 years ago
My soul used to be black too.
Yesu the Christ handled that for me.
Jus' sayin'. :)
LLucasLLabrador 3 years ago
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I noticed I was a minority, Woody. Perhaps it's because my sense of humor has evolved into a higher form, or maybe my intelligence is far superior to most YouTubers...but most likely it's because I'm half black with an albino mother and a dark chocolate father. On the surface, it would appear that I am Caucasian, but don't jump to conclusions Matthew...I'm black where it counts....
...the soul.
Sancho0330 3 years ago
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I noticed I was a minority, Woody. Perhaps it's because my sense of humor has evolved into a higher form, or maybe my intelligence is far superior to most YouTubers...but most likely it's because I'm half black with an albino mother and a dark chocolate father. On the surface, it would appear that I am Caucasian, but don't jump to conclusions Matthew...I'm black where it counts....
...the soul.
Sancho0330 3 years ago
wow u are one conceited son of a bitch
Shartgun 3 years ago
You intelligence is far superior to most You Tubers? Do you KNOW most You Tubers? Of course you don't, and no one cares about your heritage except you. You're just another 20 something year old quick to put others down. Also, why did you feel the need to post your comment three times, do you think we didn't hear you the first time?
auaiao9 3 years ago
This message is for Sancho0330, Race does not determine how smart or cool you are, ignorant bastard.
r3dredwine 3 years ago
wtf does that have to do with the fucking video? just wondering man.
87dallascowboi 3 years ago
Sorry but do you actually believe people have souls??
chickenlover01 3 years ago
Reason #21043 why I love Harold.
jaydember 3 years ago
lol come on u gotta have outtakes of him breaking that bottle for doing the flip lol
AmbeyPankake 3 years ago
Never dropped it, Ambey. I wouldn't do that to booze.
-Woody
ElevatorShow 3 years ago
but that would have been hilarious you gotta admit!
AmbeyPankake 3 years ago
it would have been hilarious and I was petrified I was going to drop it.
-Woody
ElevatorShow 3 years ago
haha yeah well get show! its very funni!
AmbeyPankake 3 years ago
great blogtv show the other night. Harrold is funny drunk. LOL
webwriter3000 3 years ago
Thanks, webwriter! Alan was a cool dude for letting us do his show.
-Woody
ElevatorShow 3 years ago
That was Funny.haha.
killdatcow 3 years ago
great show last night u guys....FAP! lol
bmxdudleydo 3 years ago
hah the actor's kinda like whats-his-face... the actor... plays joe dirt... uh... david somethin...
goose1977 3 years ago
david spade
ReconIndustries 3 years ago
David Spade?
roocarpal 3 years ago
yeah that's it
goose1977 3 years ago
i love how the janitor says keey xD
OMGxJackii 3 years ago
hehehe funny
joshrocks11 3 years ago
The janitor is even funnier drunk!
pinkbandgeek 3 years ago 2
Fuck. Yes.
Bplured 3 years ago
Hey so, I know this is a bit off topic, but did you guys pick your idea for the +5,000 subs yet ..? Because you're over 10,000 now :p
Jwa107 3 years ago
We did, and I revealed it in the Live Chat on fallofautumndistro's blogtv last night! We're going to be going nuts in a theme park.
-Woody
ElevatorShow 3 years ago
Last night?
I missed that!
Ah, I feel slightly stupid now.
Will it be released in video form?
Jwa107 3 years ago
Harold's my frickin' favorite guy! YOU DA MAN HARRY THE JAN!!!!!
LifeRaider5 3 years ago 2
Is that a bottle of Jaggermeister in his garbage of love? If so, crack open the redbull and I'll be right over!
kokohawk 3 years ago
Sadly, no jager. Gin, Vodka, and rum.
ElevatorShow 3 years ago
Haha.. Very Funny! XD
liammackessy 3 years ago
haha loved it
heatherBAM 3 years ago
I'm guessing you didn't turn down Harolds offer! xXx
togetherbutlonely 3 years ago
It's always a bad idea to turn down Harold. We definitely took it.
-Woody
ElevatorShow 3 years ago
FREE BOOZ! YEA!!!!!!!!!
Crazycardfreak 3 years ago
nice....
morgancook1011 3 years ago
lmao. That was so awesome.
DRp350 3 years ago
Is this office hiring and where do i fax the resume
Winmaru 3 years ago
Yes, but Harold has to approve your resume.
-Woody
ElevatorShow 3 years ago
I thought drinking and driving was bad, this takes it to a new level ;)
mnmkidd 3 years ago
haha that was awesome
oneloveco 3 years ago
Lol! I love Harold. He makes my life.
TheNextLaraCroft 3 years ago 2
One luv, baby. Glad to set your life on the Golden Path... um, you're welcome!
-Harold
benpace 3 years ago
Harold is awesome.
TinkerbellKat 3 years ago
You're kind to say so. Stay sweet, sugar pants...
-Harold
benpace 3 years ago
No prob hottie!
TinkerbellKat 3 years ago
Boys will be boys. Love it! Harold's trash can is my favorite supporting Elevator character.
Shayna
zendulo 3 years ago 2
Harold's bin is like Jack Bauer's man purse. Everything you need is in it.
-Woody
ElevatorShow 3 years ago
As always, great stuff crammed into a tiny elevator in a short-short. Three hot guys and a barrel of fifths? What's not to like? Smooches, guys, another ace.
thanrose 3 years ago
"three hot guys and a barrel of fifths" sounds the like the title to a gay country/rock song. Maybe Kenny Chesney. Oh yeah, I went there.
-Woody
ElevatorShow 3 years ago
hahahaha! Harold is my idol
eyenstein2k2 3 years ago
An inspiration to thousands, the bane of dozens, the hope of a nation, eyenstein.
-Woody
ElevatorShow 3 years ago
Thanks, yo. I think we could all learn something from me...
-Harold
benpace 3 years ago
hahahahaha
that was great
secrets823 3 years ago
i love harold the janitor!
he always has the most convinient stuff in the bag
yonka3 3 years ago
This is one of the better ones, Woody. Good job on getting back on your feet. Then again, I can't quite say that for sure because I know you have a ton more episodes already made.
-Waffles
Waffles1127 3 years ago
Thanks for your almost-confidence in me, Waffles :)
-Woody
ElevatorShow 3 years ago
Harold the janitor. Always getting into trouble. :)
xfoxymuffin 3 years ago
thats y we love his character
Gerome63120m3 3 years ago
It's good to be loved... right back atcha, G!
-Harold
benpace 3 years ago
rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subpyr0 3 years ago
Haha hilarious as usual.
ModernSurvivor 3 years ago
Funny!
Don't know how I would get through Thursdays without this show anymore
gungagin 3 years ago
i'm starting to think that woody is in charge of the youtube comments. nobody else comments.
Gerome63120m3 3 years ago
I am in charge of the comments. I created and write the show, so it's my responsibility. Ben (Harold) comes on every now and then, Genevieve (Intern Jane) is on sometimes, and Kate...well...let's just say shiny objects sometimes get in the way.
-Woody
ElevatorShow 3 years ago
thx for da info MR. A T R Y A...N
Gerome63120m3 3 years ago
Andrew comments through his own channel the Zilchzone. But yeah its usually woody
CyclopsFan1 3 years ago
Not only does Andrew also comment sometimes but just yesterday, I saw Mike leave a couple of comments on his latest video.
kokohawk 3 years ago
Mike...COMMENTED? The world is ending :)
-Woody
ElevatorShow 3 years ago
Harold is so funny. He can do everything.
I loved it. Elevator rocks!
akm2856 3 years ago
Haha that just made my day.
soccerrocks95 3 years ago
LOL! I love this!!
Amkii 3 years ago
Hahaha
atwyatt 3 years ago
man you have to have rum and scotch JW Blue Label
VampyrKnightDante 3 years ago
''I gotta key!''
LOL! Awesome!
AnnesBox 3 years ago 2
lol awesome
coley1555 3 years ago
great new video
pspfan2468 3 years ago
Thanks, psp!
-Woody
ElevatorShow 3 years ago
another great elevator show
Thekingofwatching 3 years ago 2
Just more proof that Harold is the smartest man EVER.
chudleycannonfodder 3 years ago 2
You just start asking yourself if there's anything Harold CAN'T do.
-Woody
ElevatorShow 3 years ago
lol
jround93 3 years ago 2
tonic and gin!
Nichwyto 3 years ago
Goes great with a Thursday!
-Woody
ElevatorShow 3 years ago
I got a key!!! Hahahaha! He sounded sorta like Will Ferrel when he did the whispering... Hahaha, we're going streaking everyone!
MrsHardcore05 3 years ago
i love it (:
abbyemarlowx3 3 years ago
LOL!
fruitsalad6 3 years ago
I just subscribed yesterday. You guys ROCK!
Smallz04260 3 years ago
Nice! Always happy to please new viewers!
-Woody
ElevatorShow 3 years ago
Neato.
delta0medusa 3 years ago