Five Dollar Footlong Extended Dance Mix

[cippy2k]

I have a negroes 5 dollar foot long up my vagina oh oh oh

[moneyrush86]

do they play this shit at weight watchers ?

[cobalt100]

The first time I ate a Subway sandwich was the last time I ate a Subway sandwich.

[tatertot554]

i could go clubbing to this song go fist pump haha

[MegaFunnyGuyz]

Terriaki and cheese sub all the way

[patarman9]

5 dollor long baby baby baby

[pinkcatz13]

Can i have my footlong wrapped?

[LoeVillage510]

$K kill scraps fuck ur video

[djfrl10]

SUBWAY SUCKS RHINO PENIS!!

[akduclos]

@djfrl10 LOL

[giantlandbear]

can i download this on iTunes?

[a12gregjockca]

SUBWAY: EAT SHIT AND DIE!

[XSTRAIGHTEDGE4EVERX]

Has anyone else seen the five dollar foot long shirt

with the arrow pointing down?

LMFAO! XD

go to google and type:

five dollar foot long crude humor

should be the first search result

[krazydelaney]

@XSTRAIGHTEDGE4EVERX lol so funny! XD i saw it on google images!

[ryanromanski]

this is garbage im gonna go kill myself now

[babydragoon]

It's seem weird for gay people no ?

[LyokoTravels]

lol

[heyheyitsmirandakay]

LOVE IT

[TheNewMusicNetwork]

SUBWAY IS OVERPRICED CRAP.

case closed

[SuperUncleruckus]

lool thats funny

[8394147]

Going on the iPod!

[heyheyitsmirandakay]

@8394147 same hear.. lol

[caviegirl28]

LOL

[trfischer5]

A very funny dance mix version of the Subway commercial. Thanks, I needed the laugh.

[TheNewMusicNetwork]

subway sucks

[TheNewMusicNetwork]

subway fuckin sucks. they used to have 3.00 footlongs

[qu33nxofxh34rts]

@TheNewMusicNetwork

and you used to be able to buy a whole freakin' bag of candy for a penny

get over it

[TheNewMusicNetwork]

SHUT YOUR FUCKING HOLE BOZO. penny candy is like 60 years ago not 15 years ago, dumb fuck.

[qu33nxofxh34rts]

@TheNewMusicNetwork the relative time frame is irrelevant, ignoramus, the point is prices of everything are going up. time to get over it and move on.

[TheNewMusicNetwork]

@qu33roffarts, if that is the case mental midget, then why are togos sandwiches regularly 3.99 now?

Buy some more neurons shit-bag subway apologist.

The fact is subway is overpriced air bread.

[triplegreenfire]

i want link!

[jclyons1111]

My 7 month daughter LOVES this commercial.

[joshmeister4449]

in soviet russia, 5 $ foot long eats you

[MegaFunnyGuyz]

Imagine listening to this and watching a long hockey fight!

[anashi0716]

haha.. nice remix!

[vladmira]

I wanna kill the fuck who wrote this jingle.....gay as fuuuck! Please make a new jingle already!

[zoomzoom241]

@vladmira FIVE, FIVE DOLLA, FIVE DOLLA FOOTLONG!!!!! AND I WANNA KILL U BITCH.

[shibbyguy420]

I just heard a subway commercial, and I realized that if I searched youtube for a techno remix of the song, I would probably find it. Thank you for reaffirming my faith in youtube.

[corky4343]

"FIVE FIVE DOLLA DOLLA FOOT LOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNGGG!"

I have been singing this since I woke up to that commercail THanks to my loving Husband LOL Love it so catchy :P

[amartin7889]

@corky4343

WHAT A FUCKING TOOL.

[amartin7889]

@corky4343

WHAT A FUCKING TOOL.

[Arpeggiato]

Why is this so catchy >.>

[amartin7889]

@Arpeggiato

Because it's being repeated over and over again.

[amartin7889]

@Arpeggiato

Because it's being repeated over and over again.

[BleedingxBliss]

dude.. you found this on the site?? is the original on there?! WHERE?? WHERE!?

[jmcclelland85]

Leave it to our stupid culture to make a dance mix out of a advertisement for a sub. What next the big mac rap?

[Davetacular45]

Whether you hate commercialism or not, you can't deny that commercial has an infectiously catchy jingle. And this is just funny

[amartin7889]

@Davetacular45

I think he just did, you fucking simpleton. FIVE DOLLAR FIVE DOLLAR FOOT LONG LOL SO CATCHY!

Asshat.

[amartin7889]

@jmcclelland85

Thank you.

[appalachianstill]

"Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun...."

[ashwinbhat123]

@jmcclelland85 ROFL! I hear ya!

[nibblesxsips]

I WANT THIS ON MY IPOD :DDDD

[MusicUnlimited101]

haha excellent

[XSTRAIGHTEDGE4EVERX]

haha go to zazzle,com and type in

crudehumorclothing

they have a shirt that says

5 DOLLAR FOOT LONG

and then has an arrow pointing Down

hahaha made me laugh so hard

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[futerflash2]

lol yeah!

[vfgjhj]

I gotta footlong just waiting to be nibbled on ladies, it's free!

[amartin7889]

@vfgjhj

WOW UR SO CLEVER!

[amartin7889]

@vfgjhj

WOW UR SO CLEVER!

[trofoot]

i really loose 8 lbs with these sandwich !!

[jship184]

FARVE DOLLAR FOOTLONGS!!!!

[vfgjhj]

FAVRE DOLLAR FOOTLONGS!!!!

[hotchick6666]

no zombies eat flesh is good for u

[lalounah]

huh

[headstronglover]

i work at subway and i havent gotten tired of it yet. i absolutely love the pizzas we have!!!!

[uptownxgirlx]

just had subway!!!! YES!

[mightyPants]

This song is listed under influence by the band 'Giant Drag'.

[twobone28]

g.a.y.

[H295V]

"$5 foot long" sounds like something about male prostitution like  "want a taste of my $5 foot long? :D "

but i love this anyway xD

[kingkaga898]

ill give u my 5$ foot long for FREE, SUCK IT

[MapleLeaf05]

lol this is the BEST EVER! I wanna go to Subway now ahahaha

[Weeple10]

you took a bad commercial and turned it into a dance remix, your cool

[NickTheGreat300]

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY!

[imsocool500]

so balling

[downupsidefrown]

this is fucking terrible

[BreatDisco]

Omg I loved it!!! i hate the actual commercial but I loved this so muuucchhhh, it's a really good mix, what song did u remix it 2?

[lnchan]

RON ARTEST!!

[lopytube]

lol.....dont get it

[asiu1990]

yeahhh!

[alleyezonme052686]

Hell muthafuckin' yeah!

[DarkBrawlRiver]

Shoot.

Me.

Now.

[maplestory50]

Sure! bang

[The1CamBo]

that's how jared lost all his weight. taking ecstasy and dancing at raves.

[nicktk1]

lol

[txsoccerstar]

hell yes. but this is def not rave music.. but trippy as hell haha.

[BreatDisco]

Can you direct me to some good rave music, my new life goal is 2 go to at least 1 rave cuz i luv the music sooo much

[8910sweetstuff]

hahahahah youve never been to a rave? lo ser

[BreatDisco]

i'm not a loser, i'm what would be called a hipster., i haven't been to a rave 'cus i haven't gotten the chance to go yet.

[aipkl]

i love foot longs

[gottalovemymovies]

lol

[treehousecaity]

HOLY SHIT. Commercials are breaking the fourth wall.

[bri719]

by watching this video you have now officially crossed over to the DARK SIDE. be careful where you step!

[maplestory50]

..?

[Alshaytana]

oh helll to the motha fuken yay aahhhhhhhhh! this be ma jaaaaaaaaam ! i be dowin ma dance ;)

[LightMichiru]

omg xD

[MiffTheFox]

I just wasted 2:17 of my life, then I rewatched it and wasted another 2:17.

[MANGAMANe101]

I just wasted 2:17 of my life

BUT IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT!!!

[RockChic10101]

dis is laik my song.

:D

[himitcho]

insta-fav

[jibjib77734333]

I just wasted 2:17 of my life.

[SPDhuey]

The best part of the jingle is the vocal chord progression over "lonnnng", which is barely exploited in this dance mix.

[JCtrumannAr]

wow...cinco, cinco dolares!

[rockjoffrey]

I love it!!! It's so sick, I cant take it. You better work biatch!!!! Please make a 'Filet-O-Fish" Deep underground Vogue battle mix...I promise you it will be famous in the bangee ghetto underground vogue playgrounds.

[JimFrankShermy]

Mother. Of. God. Scared. Hold. Me. So. Scared.

[brandtjovan]

omg get me some ecstasy and a meatball sub QUICK!!!

[ketamunke]

lulz

[uglybrothers]

I listened to the whole thing. *shoots self*

[yunarickupaine]

...............this is ...wow......*shiver*

[xyoufail]

I can't believe I'm listening to this. What's worse is that I favourited it. I should probably just go off myself now..

[secretadmirer8769]

HAHAHAHAHHAAHHHA

funniest comment ever

[insanitywasborninme]

i am actually so bored to be watching this

[MCRmy07711]

haha yay, kinky and raunchy thoughts all around!

[RocketSquirell]

THAT'S KINKY.

=D

[Scourgeofthehood]

i can't believe i'm listening to this

[busky18]

is this cool or not? I'm undecided

[dreamsnach2]

and for calling him a dumb nigger Im feeling to call you a dumb honky

[JTSON1234]

I'm tempted to tell you both to stop being ignorant racist assholes, although dreamsnach2's intentions were good. seriously, just cut the racist stuff. calling someone an asshole or a cuntface is just as good.

[arvydas0069]

oooh words. brutal. Who fucking cares. racism blah blah

[dreamsnach2]

sorry :(

[bosskeen22]

Fuck you, humans!!

I'm from Mars..

Humans are shit.. A total waste of ignorant shit.

[destinychild3056]

this is kinda like a wu-tang song. lol

[The1CamBo]

except for the fact that it sucks.

[lolcutie5656]

Me and kaylee act like wer chickens when we do this dance.lol

[mustardmike]

kinda gay, but cool at the same time :P

[starfam1ly]

I was dancing to it! That is an awesome song! Dance on! =D

[drskylermallicote]

you're an idiot, you danced to this gay at video? get a fucking life you dumb ass nazi

[jjlucash]

I was just now wondering if someone did a mix to it, and lo-and-behold. <3

[Zuranthus]

this is actually made by the original producer...he did all the versions, even the spanish one. he was on the Tom Leykis show

[MarissaBAM]

hahah weird..

rate comment it :]]

[AutumnLSumpter]

SWEET!!! LOVE IT!

[AutumnLSumpter]

i did lol i accually read ur comment on the othr 5$ footlong thing

[Poonaida3161984]

This Iz Da ShizNite! 5 outta 5.

[FallForYou1039]

Someone needs to do this in a screamo version. XD

[spiro37]

that would be hilarious!

have the lead singer from disturbed singin about $5 dollar footlongs ROFL

[funoriginals]

My Kid loves this commercial

[meltbananaa]

tom likis was makin fun of this commercial a few days ago... hahahahah now its a remix!!

[Poonaida3161984]

i remember that. i was lmao.

[LaureentheMean]

Needs more foot long

[redsessionrecords]

My ears are bleeding...

[muffinsrock54]

haha, oh wow.this is kind of catchy but wierd considering the fact that someone actually remixed the "five dollar foot long" saying.

I mean c'monn!

[maryTHAbomb]

wow

[Richardwalsh00]

hahahha that is awesome

[funkadunk8]

any chance we could get an mp3 of this?

[SOLDIERWYATT]

LOLOL

[dummshapeshifter]

ssoooo good

[dummshapeshifter]

100% awesome

[truesincerity757]

This remix makes the jingle even more catchy.

[originalfredowner]

Good remix!

[deepercuttiscool]

LOL SUBROLL!

[isk8andpivot]

FUCKIN AWSOME

[estemshorn]

its subroll

[deepercuttiscool]

LOL YEAH!

[starfam1ly]

I got hypnotized to buy a 5$ footlong!!!

[besecret26]

this is frikin awsome!!! i could really go for a 5$ footlong now

[sum1uknoh]

It's a good thing that "cockmeat" isn't in the $5 menu.

[deepercuttiscool]

YOU MEAN CHIKENZ?

[myspacedjraghkstar]

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaa hahahahahahaa

(gasp)

hahahahahaha

GREAT FUCKING POST!

[cowboysfan2k7]

This is factually correct!

[666hater666]

i would so play this at a rave lmao, awesome song

[OilyBreasts]

EVERYBODY STFU

[Loudmouth573]

ahahahahha :D

[Crystalstar1024]

roflmaopmp XD i totally love annoying people with this song!!

[Mixwizzard35]

5$ footlong!

[crzydanni]

WOOOO!

[hokage1997]

i dont get it

[ewmegoolies]

Tonefarmer rocks this, subway got lucky.

[BMAN1277]

love it great job

[haterrepellent]

cool 5 5 dollar 5 dollar foot long

[coreydman15]

lmao this is great and i thik it would be a great ringtone

[myunclesnephew]

i just masturbated to this song

[AwesomeAznGuy]

btw this is my ringtone

[jokercompany]

wtf they actually wasted their time making this shit if u really want to download this song on ur mp3 player u must be one fat bitch.

[ambigera]

jokercompany - LOLLS

[edoggy49]

lmfao

[AwesomeAznGuy]

ossim

[Barroid]

I would give Waaaayyy more to have a footlong.

yay.

[haloboy217]

break it down what is love!

[link22132]

i downouded the song