Sub Genius Commercial

[missopan]

FUCKING PINKS!.. MEATHEADS..

[satinbarbi]

For me it was worth all 3,000 cents. I have peace of mind and slack. Praise Bob.

[elidie123]

How do i become a member and will i get rich?

[missopan]

This is genius.. SUB-genius..

[moonbeamchaos]

PRAISE BOB! I have been BOBTIZED am awaiting my truckload of SLACK!

[freakman420]

What the fuck is our world coming to. And people call my religion wacky and stupid. WHAT ABOUT THIS SHIT.

[reverendbug]

2 people who watched this are pinks

[starzus]

..and right here's where you start payin'!

[dippywatcher]

These f*ckers aren't getting any of my money. Just like that Alan Watt dude, only these folks are more up front and make me a lot happier. Still, not one red cent!

Praise capitalism and free will! Oh yeah.. And the Hour Of Slack...

[cmonpeeps]

And don't come any closer 'cause then you'll be further away.

[crazyhorse192]

Another Luciferian mind trick huh? Guess what slackers, the joke is on you.

[AndarLucifer]

@crazyhorse192 This is no where near Luciferianism

[DallasHammster]

Somehow, this looks to be a lot more fun than Campus Crusade for Cthulhu...

[Jcolinsol]

@DallasHammster

I am disappointed that my generation has nothing of such wit to offer. Pastafarianism? Please.

[FelixNothus]

@Jcolinsol

I know, it's like they're not even *trying* anymore.

[phreon1]

Damn SLACKers! May ERIS have MERCY on your devitalized SOUL.

REPENT your nasty, SLOVENLY ways and enter the SACRED PENTABARF into your MORTAL HEART!

[happyluckyfunbus]

Yo Got Slack? I thinkin' there's someone else in my pants with me. Praze BoB!

[Memetico]

ahh the discordian subgenii...but i spoke to Alice...

schwann

[Visioncliff]

PRAISE BOB, Those of us who 'GET IT'!

[Torus202]

Is this supposed to be ironic? A group of people showing the evil of lunatic cults, or just another group of greedy brainwashers?

[pureg00n305]

this would be so trippy if i was high.

[dantebezze]

@pureg00n305 it is it is:D

[sonderkommando2]

ouch my dogma just bit me in the assma.  praze BoB!

[Traenensohn]

Great!

[argstudio]

Get slack now, REPENT and accept your short duration personal savior! J R "Bob" Dobbs, Most High Priest and Epopt of the Church of the Subgenius!!!

[FreeLicensedSkittles]

Praise the holy smiling one!

[xtronicx]

WTF?

[Barnekkid]

BRAISE POB!!!

[jordyboy321]

ALL PRAISE BOB!!!!

[gayskunk]

i'm making my OWN rocket ship out of beer cans and slack from what i have, praise BOB

[HomelandConspiracy]

Bob is good

We luv Bob

Praise Bob

[DallasHammster]

Praise "Bob"!  ^_^

[TonsofFun777]

You would watch weird shit like this.

[randomlaughingman]

Can it, pinkboy draco-ape. Your species shouldn't be on Earth trollfag.

[randomlaughingman]

But you didn't watch it faggy, or you'd have seen how accurately it describes your cracker crawling ass.

[maxnsanderson]

MTV viral?

[BobForehead]

Slack Slack! OK! Give me Slack, or give Me Money, or kill me. The Check is totally in the mail, look in your inbox.

[rollsthepaul]

Nah, I think not, too conservative.

[devilrpr]

weird ass commercial

[indigoblade80]

ah hell air es

[sausage4mash]

I can't get no slack , mortgage to pay :-(

[YHVH72]

I got some Slack in 1986....that shit felt GOOD!! Thanks Bob!!!

[kryloth]

PRAISE BOB!!! SLACK YOURSELF!

[MegaGeek325]

w

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[abbadonthedespoiler]

PRAISE BOB!

[yodadude666]

All hail Bob!!!

[Dragon99rider]

What a load of shit.

[Prometheo1]

Fertilizer for your higher souls.

[Dragon99rider]

Oh, you're high, all right.

[ViLeDeth]

Your mom was my shoe.

[Washu1973]

@Dragon99rider

Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.