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  • Still love london!

  • His Scottish accent...!! x

  • I love the dick joke

  • Lol

    Btw norwich being inbred is wrong, it isnt but the jokes continue! I dont care that much,not anymore. I just want to let everyone know that it actually isn't. No idea where the inbred rumors and that came from, i think it might be from norwich's past. Thanks for reading!

  • fucking hilarious

  • Is The Nether land bit really a micheal Jackson joke or is it just making more funny of the every day pedos.

  • @johonamona

    Yes

  •  6:55 lol!!!

  • @corrsOfPk i think it makes it funnier

  • I don't have any problems on the london underground, everyones nice to me...but then I'm over 6ft, weigh over 20stone and built like a brick shit house, and look like a thug...do you think that would make any difference?

    (snickers)

  • "Well I got BomBoms..." LMAO.

  • at's burnin ma eyes!

  • 5:40 I love them impressions

  • is this dude fromm cbbcs stupid?

  • ha ha ha ha ha that was so f&cking funny lol

  • I fucking died @ the 'wham-bar bitch' lmao

  • I dont get it? Is it cos he's a brit?

  • If anyone finds the MJ bit offensive, they need to grow some balls. Stand up comedy is all about the dry humour which is controversial, it's what makes it. Excuse me now whilst I go and wank over his grave.

  • @bethalo beat you to it, but you can have the sloppy seconds ;)

  • I love his imitations :P

  • 'ye your mum makes gravy for leopards init' HAA!

  • ''wham bar!? ur sweets aree rubbishh man shut up'' LMAO

  • He sounds like Frankie Boyle

  • @tomtek1990

    Frankie is Scottish

    not English

  • @cosmicironman When he did the scottish accent near the end... the thing about scottish people in france :P

  • @YazminoBambino913

    he still doesn't sound like Frankie Boyle

  • Anyone in from Norwich? YAY!!! Gimme Six!

  • He's okay, I didn't really laugh but still thort it was quite funny

  • the influenced by pacman joke was genius.

  • i loved the part about gangsta kids and perverts - that was the funniest part- had me in stitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • me too!

  • This guy is hilarious!

  • omg he's soooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!

    what? France are getting it? Bollocks we'll have it!

    I'm now gonna watch it all over again! :D

  • Why do they call the Special Olympics the Special Olympics? Why don't they just call it the Limpics

  • i thought the apollo was a tough crowd?

  • He was quality, i thought he would be shit but he was class haha glad i watched this now.

  • I was having a already bad day and that just topped it off. But I shouldn't have went off like that so. I apologized, even tho I was still pissed. Lol. Thanks

  • @LifeguardSai Respect

  • i heard a guy steal that give me 6 line at guilfest and its much funnier when this guy does it

  • "Whheeey!"

    "Give me six "

  • @Cheekygalz

    i don't care if you accept this or not but I'm sorry for talking to you that way, i just don't like people taking my words out of context. Not going to say I'm usually a nice person because im not. So...sorry. i apoloigize, and I'll try to let it go. But if you want to keep it going we can do that to.

  • i think that is the first time i have ever heard someone opoligise to someone else  on you tube!! respect

  • @Cheekygalz

    Fuck you and your life you hopeless piece of shit. I don't know why you were so damn offended and bitch I never said white people aren't funny. So you need to shut the fuck up. All I said you stupid bitch is that it was fun to see another Apollo elsewhere. Got that you dumb bitch.

  • haha, i like his style. good job

  • 7:38 he sounds the spitting image of Super Hans from peep show lmfao

  • shut the fuck up

  • excuse me, that was my little sister who wrote that comment, she is a freak about michael jackson, (which is rather annoying), but that does not excuse you being a total dick, people are so sad to actually go out of their way to swear and dissagree with each other, grow up! that goes for my stipid sister too

  • he took the piss out of other people but all you care about is MJ! Hes a comedian and if you look at the date it was put on youtube 2007 before MJ died so shut up

  • WAMBAR!!!! ur sweets are rubbish man shut up lol

  • I was wondering too why it was so many white people at the show. But it was fun to discover another apollo.

  • @LifeguardSai

    English people are very funny...you obv don't know this as you don't live there. So stfu, if ur gnna go making comments like that at least watch micheal mcintyre first live at the apollo KNOB

  • I clicked on Apollo Theatre and thought "what are all these white guys doing in New York" then I realised it was Apollo in London! Can't beat the real thing in NY. and I am a white English woman!

  • lol

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • i lovee his impressionss they are greatt !! :L<3x

  • whats that??.. zat is tha sun LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • ultracoolmeathman is probably a CHAV!!

  • probably? DEFINITELY

    this shits hilarious

  • haha hes funny, love the chav impression xD

  • This set is classic and sooooo funny. Think a lot of it you need to live in London to fully appreciate it.

  • he's got very short legs for a tall man

  • That Pacman thing in't his! He stole that! It's a quote from the head of Nintendo!

  • hes about as funny as a non funny person

  • "he's about as funny as a non funny person''? man that's baad no wonder u dint like it.

  • 8:19 he really sounds like franky boyle lol, marcus' is funny as fuck XD

  • You wham bar bitch :P

    He's hysterical :D

  • hahahaha

  • haha too much corderoy for one man

  • the neverland part was funny, but now that MJ is ded most people would find it really offensive, yet b4 he died they laughed.

  • I dont find anything relating to micheal jackson offensive apart from michael jackson himself the things he did to kids was fcken disgusting

  • yeh, i totally agree. and i reckon most other people do, just they dont want to admit it.

  • @CorrsOfPk

    oh noes, think of the social implications of mentioning neverland. STFU

  • @itsBarcode What the hell is your problem? i posted my comment exactly a day after he died... when if u mentioned anything about him bad, people hated you. gawd

  • @CorrsOfPk - It doesn't matter if people make fun of MJ now he is dead, Milliions of people loved him

  • @Manimammal maybe so now, but i made that comment the same day MJ died

  • @CorrsOfPk Yep. They're like that with EVERY MJ joke, which is actually sicker than jokes at MJ's expense. One minute he's a paedophile, he drops dead, suddenly he was special to EVERYONE. *shakes head*

  • @FFQueen92 i couldn't agree more

  • @CorrsOfPk I liked mj and i still find this joke funny, mj was an odd fellow and like bush was comedy gold, he will be sadly missed, people let death be no barrier to comedy!

  • @CorrsOfPk Oh well he brought most of the humour on himself and NEVER really defended himself, so too bad. Comedy is open game on anyone.

  • @CorrsOfPk

    Nah its still funny

  • awesome the white stripes was playing when he came on :)

  • i thougt it was going to be the eofle tower

  • your mum makes gravy for lepurds

  • how fuuny the bit about the slags is so funny and the limo and get better sweets if u want to see my dick back off u wambar bith bolloks those fucking franing people

  • "Give me 6" LMAO

  • lmao

    "thats your own time you're wasting" xD

  • 5 min plus lol

  • whats up with him at 4:42?

  • this vid has an average vote of 5 stars from 90 people. Everyone else finds this funny... you must stop and think that maybe you are wrong.

  • you cant be wrong in expressing an opinion, it may be one not commonly held with other people, but not right or wrong

  • Popular votes are rarely right.

    His jokes aren't very clever, simple as that. I go to comedy nights every week and there's usually somebody on with more imaginative material. I suppose you'll come back with 'well if they r so good how come they r not famous?'. Feel free to comment. His material's really standard if you ask me. I find it really boring. If you'e not interested in unique original comedy than that's fair enough.

  • You tried to sound clever with your comment and i started to respect your opinion until you said "If you'e not interested in unique original comedy than that's fair enough."

    What a childish thing to say. Just because I happen to like one comedian you dont like suddenly i have no sense of humour and hate all unique and original comedy?

    I find this guy funny because I can relate to alot of what he is saying. simple

  • Fair enough. I did sound a bit like a dickhead with that comment. Not saying you don't have a sense of humour. I can relate to what Brigstocke is saying but I don't feel I share his world view. I tend to come down on a lot of successful comedians because the Apollo should be a showcase for the cream of the crop and when you've seen a lot of good comedians, this does seem pretty basic. Nobody's wrong here. Just because everyone else finds this funny doesn't mean I have to.

  • That is true, although I really dont see why you find him so generic. I mean He doesnt move around and make expressions like other comedians but then neither does jack dee or jimmy carr. Two very funny comedians that rely on words more than physical comedy. I suppose I find this guy funny because I have seen him on other shows and stuff which was very funny. If this is the first time you have seen him and can see why he might seem a bit plain. Ill agree with you on that his suit is horrid lol.

  • fuck you!!! your probably german

  • sweet comment mike93bd like out of nowhere fuk u ur probably german fukin awsome!!! lol i laughed so hard at that

  • He's got this gig because of the Now Show. Probably

  • awesome

  • well iv got bomb bombs hahaha!!

  • never seen this guy before. fucking hilarious!!

  • Haha give me six!

  • Anybody know the song when Marcus comes on Stage? Peace

  • the white stripes - blue orchid

  • Blue Orchid by The White Stripes

  • "yes, yes... i believe she does..." ahahaa best bit, love the pacman bit aswell lol

  • lol, UR NEVER CATCH THEM!

  • lol, im from a little portuguese island called madeira. My name is Apollo.

  • STFU italian chicken boy

  • if you havent realised who he is, if you've seen the show "Stupid", the kids programme on cbbc, he plays King Stupid :) amazing what a pair of glases and some cordial does :P

  • YES

    THATS WHERE I KNOW HIM FROM

    OMG HAHA XD

    thanks :)

  • Never heard of him before but he is great :)

  • hes fukin brill ;D

  • next pervert please aha u wham bar bitch.

    we didnt really want the olympics, til France wanted it

    AHAHA

  • now piss of you are scaring the child

  • hahaha bloody brilliant!

  • he repeats his jokes alot but he is still FUNNY AS HELL

  • lol "wat u mean neverland"

  • ahahaha "what do u mean neverland"

  • Quality Guy, This Fellar!

    Repeats His Jokes And Shit But Ahwell Still Funny Every time.

  • lol teenager impression lmao

  • lmao! his teenage impression!

  • awesome teenager impression

  • fucking amazing comedian

    late edition live bbc4 sunday 22:50

    best show on a sunday night

  • "Yeah, you're mum makes gravy for leapords!"

    This guy is brilliant.

  • It's "lepers" as in people with leprosy. Which is why he says "yes, i believe she does do charity work"

  • so funny!

  • this man is wel funny

  • what do you mean a brit with a sense of humour? We all have a sense of humour

  • "When the tourist board says "Norridge is really coming into it's own" the Fucking mean it!"

    That is just too rich! :)) :))

    A Brit with a sense of humor!

    Well done ol'chap!

  • Actually he's talking about "Norwich" and British humour is the funniest of all as its so dry and sarcastic, many people dont understand it unlike american humour which is worldwide.

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