Conan: Ted Turner, the Celtic Tampon, and the Caledonian Fresh Press-On Towel

[RealFad3]

"all they remember is the last hit they took in back of whoopi goldbergs van!....the kids love tokin it up with whoopi"

[freakofevolution]

Adios you celtic tampon!!!!

[NinjaPopeXue]

The Transcribe Audio feature has an interesting substitution at 3:04

[williamtheconqueror9]

we hate Dallass!!!! (If you live in any part of TX that isn't Dallas, you know that made you laugh)

[SocialDiseaseTV]

Will forte is the man, tim and eric, snl.. everything hes involved in rules.

[MarkEdwards101]

"This guy happens to be my grandson, ok?!" Class.

[Tentacleed]

This floored me! Best skit ever :D The guy playing Turner is awesome.

[edgeandy]

Oh SHUT IT, PEPPERMINT PATTY!!

[ath6619]

Teddy Jr recieved a metal for his service at pearl harbor. lol

[dcamposdog]

pleasure my ASS!!

[LoneRebelX]

i just luv how Conan flinches everytime Ted screams at him XD

[G00SE216]

"The very sight of you makes Teddy Jr. urn for the glue factory!"

[DavidX346]

'Then its off to the zoo animals to let them lick Mayonaisse off their nipples!'

[Giants21tiki]

Did he just call me a celtic tampon? That's not even in the script!

[4thelulz789]

Adios you 7ft celtic tampon!!!!!!!!!