Shit Fat People Say

[cresentchen]

Lol my groceries are worse than his

[HeroSquadComedy]

My brother and I tried out one of these "Sh*t Fat People Say" videos, too. You can check it out at our channel, HeroSquadComedy. Being fat is fun times. Getting diabetes is a good story to tell your kid(s) when you get older.

[Paspasrocks]

"Okay stop filming im hungry" fuckin hilarious!!!

[jaslovess]

'uhhhhhh diet coke'

LMAO

[iEpicness2k10]

HAHAHAHAHA 1:10

[Jontron2012]

Lol uhhhh... Diet Coke

[DigsOnDeemo]

LMAO, stop filming I'm hungry!! DKM

[TheRealSlimShady72e]

You forgot "It's glandular!"

[bgarbacz]

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[toxicness55]

It's not funny at all? Fat people don't even do that? Fuck you guys

[rubbertrashful]

@toxicness55 looks like somebody's fat

[da1nonly1989]

im fat and i dont do that shit lol i should make my own

[aj1234114]

your video isnt funny and you suck



[LIV2DIE4LIFE]

most of this was what they do, not say....kinda defeats the purpose

[KenTsurugi]

I'm fat and i find this hilarious. XD but some of those parts aren't true though! e.e dafuq dude. a fat pocket?!? XD

[bellaamorejo1]

diet coke LOL

[sox775]

loved that part when he walked by the fruits

[Krizztopher916]

gotta get the fun pack! 1:05

[knucklesheat215]

This shit funny, but fucked up also.

[SanguineBullet667]

this messed up

[kerkido]

lol i loved that part where you ordered diet coke! so true LOL

[Alunamai]

I found this offensive...



[varved]

@Alunamai cause your fat

[neutrinosoup]

@Alunamai Nooooobody gives a shit.

[lastdogonearth]

fatties love their diet coke

[Bluestyle8]

This made me laugh, but it is a little disrespectful to people that might have a weight problem.

[drumsforever101]

Damn bakery section... Always get caught there

[SoulReaperDante1]

This is a stupid ass video, and the chink guy probably just has the munchies. Hes pretty skinny.

[laurenxf]

The whole joke of this video is "I am a fat person, look how much I eat." It's a minute and a half of that.

[bigdefense777]

It makes sense that this video has virtually no dialogue. Dumb.

[ChrisKaydenChampagne]

Did tht Guy In the Background Steal Sumthin

[thearaban]

more like, what fat people DO

[vleiko123]

OH MAN HE SHOULDVE DONE THE MCDONALDS RAP!!!!!!!!!!

[Bluechux]

"uhhhh, diet coke" - made my day

[ToTo05]

publix? Really? LOL



[frogger1017]

my part was when he walked right past all of the fresh produce

[MisterBazerker]

Your barely fat this sucks... video from "merkmiksgogetit" is way better...

[huntermakeshistory]

this wasnt even funny

[akasstan]

u barely said anything

[MrsBookworm9]

Lmao diet coke

[Roxy4ureal]

this is more like shit fat people DO....u barely spoke

[luvlife347]

DAMN THAT P90X GUY GAINED ALL HIS WEIGHT BACK!!!

[HarleyKock]

lmao at the grocery shopping

[cobhcdr]

lol

[tionluvs2dance2music]

I'm just sorry but this is such a misconception and a misperception! I didn't find this shit funny one bit but it did kind of make me hungry!

[tionluvs2dance2music]

This is lame because I'm fat and I don't do none of that shit. Yeah I got buy junk food that I shouldn't eat but I don't go buy large quantities of it. 3 whole pies and 20 bags of chips? McDonalds ordering the whole damn menu and say diet coke? Hell naw! I don't be eating while im on the scale or asking if something makes me look fat when I'm wearing something that nobody should be caught wearing, ever!

[keberTxelA11]

Lol he killed me at "Diet Coke."

[XxKCheezyxX]

why are people disliking this?? i thought it was hilarious!!!

[bballguy01]

my favorite is when he orders all that shit at mcdonalds and then he orders a diet coke

[LadySunshine777]

That is me! lol XD So fluffy!

[zzumuzz]

1:10 lmao

[xrosieanna]

walk pass fruit/vegetable section without a second glance.... THAT'S ME :D

[TranceBab3]

0:26 - 0:46 LMAO! All that food, on top of that you get a diet coke! HAAAAAAAA!

[Metalhead82to11]

so fat people dont talk much?

[manofpopsicle]

HE'S NOT EVEN SAYING ANYTHING

[MirOwns]

Failed.

[winning12341]

uhhhh.... diet coke

DEAD

[mondezdurden]

It's more fat people in the US than skinny people. Keep fucking with us and we'll crush you motherfuckers. LOL. 

[djjayd12]

"Can I get the chicken Mcnuggets? Make that... 20... Oh and a diet coke."

[InF3r]

669 people are fat.

[JaVaGeo66]

@RockyFckinZombie You must have dyslexia.

[soccerpaint7777]

"uhhhh diet coke" hahahah that's so true

[InsidersHealthTV]

The best one I’ve seen all day is the junk food slap down in the Shit Health Snobs Say video!

[janglots]

LOL i would be embarassed buying all that

[DaNoodelz]

this shit is sooo funny

all dislikes came from FAtties

[MrJakeFTW]

"it's okay i worked out today"

[XboiXsoDeepX]

@JaVaGeo66 Hi.....fucking...larious

[cythiawhitenblack]

lol all that food then a diet coke tf! lol sooo true

[bigdude120479]

were is his shirt

[carterproductions11]

wieghwighwighewihgwihgeihgw 'diet coke'

[fenixfiresquad12]

Why is it disliked? :| It was pretty damn funny.

[lischen203]

the diet coke thing is sooooo true !

[icejames14]

hahaha the diet coke part was my favorite

[jm032994]

I am fat ass and it is more like 'Skyrim>Exercise'. And I didn't get fat eating McDonald's, I am fat because I eat steak like it's candy.

[iqof14]

@jm032994 this is why you are fat. u don't understand nutrition. it's the carbs.

[TheBellapuppies]

mmm Cheetos...

[owtkhast]

did yall see his hobbit toes? HAHAHA

[trey10040]

the dislikes prove most of youtube is fat

[CD2kay7]

@trey10040 hahah WIN!

[fixzero1]

@trey10040 Hahahahaha!!!

[Glamstomp22]

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooo #DEADD A'F

[timoffex]

Wow, I want to be fat! So much food ^_^

[AmericanPatriot1994]

this isn't funny. at all. I'm fat, but i'm not a freaking slob. a better video would've been:

"Oh, im on a diet, i cant eat that"

"Did you work out today? "uhhhhh...yea....tough work"

"Can I have a salad please?"

"I don't eat THAT much"

"I'm not THAT Fat"

but no, you decided to take the stupid method, so fuck you.

[ChillinInTheUniverse]

...and diet coke. LOL!

[nicolehhere]

Shit fat people say? More of like shit fat people do.

[MakeItExtraJuicy]

@nicolehhere It's not that, they get worn out too easily by talking. Lls.

[Cherry3681]

unhhhh!!! Diet coke...loll

[jgtz125]

621 people are FAT! :(

[thatguy13346]

he doesnt say much he just buys food

[CowboyFromHell1988]

This isn't funny at all... time wasted.

[NolanVlog]

"what would you like to drink"

"uhhhhh, diet coke"

LMFAO

[multiYellowHorse]

Haha he orders a trillion burgers and then (to care for his health) a diet coke. ROLF MAO?

[FishTheNorth]

605 fat people were embarrassed 

[DistantCousin]

@FishTheNorth Nah, it's just not funny and misses the point of these kind of videos entirely.

[drjeremias]

title of this video should be "shit fat people do"

[missjackiemonroe]

602 people are fat

[MrVeDDi]

I hate fat people so much !!!

[luis8606]

0:48 - 1:10 "il take one of everything offff one of everything

[leann46561]

hey cool stuff im just starting out subscribe please!

[smexiibaby65]

0:22 thats nausty

[AngelBones84]

Im fat and I dont do or say any of those things . lol . Im just say'n .

[janisawsome]

shit fat people do

[kakashisface]

you didnt really "say" anything

[iamspid3rman]

I'm not fat and I eat all that sh*t. I just have a fat metabolism b*tches!

[nergizedbunny14]

DIET COKE!

[iamspid3rman]

@nergizedbunny14 Haha was laughing so hard when he said that sh*t. Fat people and their diet cokes.

[PRESTOSAURUSREX]

"stop filming im hungry." LMAO!

[dannyab3]

holy shit man dude did you really eat all that shit?!

[RebeccaAmyFarrell]

550 people are fat.

[buggybear77]

CRAP!! That is exactly what I do in the grocery store. OMG Am I fat :S

[TheGoalSetter]

I'm fat..and think this is pretty funny.

Other things fat people say: "The Biggest Loser is on!" "I've figured out what my problem is." "I'll start my diet tomorrow. For real this time." "It's fat discrimination!" "You can be fat and healthy." "God, I hate taking heart/diabetes/etc medication." "I'll just sleep on my side."

(Looking in mirror at night), "Jeez, I need to lose some weight. I'll start my diet tomorrow."

(Looking in mirror in morning), "I look okay."

[VFutureTV]

@TheGoalSetter LOL!!! You are so right!

[MrFabolous169]

did you put the chips back after or buy them lol

[stringz311]

Pfffff, Nice effort..... :/

[MrDukeVane]

Diet Coke!

[Wazzuplj]

535 people are fat

[TheMykcal]

Im skinny, with Fat. 

[Jamsessionroom1337]

Alot of fat Americans are offended.

[anshiman]

why are there so many dislikes? I'm sort of fat, and I can say that this is true. Especially the grocery part. hahahahaha

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[BijonMustard]

SHIT RICH KIDS SAY

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[billdowis]

For being shit fat people say, there really isn't much talking.

[showtimed23]

would you like a angus deluxe? "uhhh yes and.... lmao

[MrROBObeast]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... Diet Coke.

Classic.....

[moemurda1]

@MrROBObeast that shit was hella funny..

[Aspacelobster2]

@tink1470 I saw your profile and you're just as fat as the guy in the video, and by the way you must be a hardcore troll if you looked back through weeks of comments to find mine, fatass

[324582782]

the diet coke one is so true, happens all the time lol

[sonnaf22]

cornyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[kingjayrentonwa]

all of the dislikes must be fat sorry

[caveman357]

not funny

[arnihockey]

@caveman357 lol your fat

[sobekflakmonkey]

its "shit fat people say" not "shit fat people dont say"......which is why im wondering why he didn't say much through that whole video..

[ytutyuuytuyt]

that motherfucker spent more on junkfood than I do eating healthy for like a week

[ybabzzi]

lol...too funny!!

[kgtomcat]

ahhhhhhhh................diet coke.

[CrimsonSuperNova]

why so many dislikes? this shit is hilarious!

[stargyal4eva]

"uhh... dirt coke" lmao :)

[RqEdits]

DO NOT SAY

[MrAloo14]

this anit even funny

wheres the real; fat jokes at those classic high school jokes lol

[licketysplitlime29]

HAHhaaa, diet coke.

[CHURCHISAWESUM]

"Can I get a.. number 1, and a number 2, and a 20 piece chicken mcnuggets... and a diet coke."

ROFL.

[DamAwesomeFilms]

The funniest part for me was, "Uhm... Yes!" when at the McDonalds. WHo actually tries that new shit?

[ChasteRoue]

haha so true

[flydogg88]

500 fat people don't like this video :(

[SuperSimonuk]

fat people always want to blame someone else for their greedy lazy lifestyles

[SuperSimonuk]

he is quite slim for an american

[diselesp99]

@SuperSimonuk fuck off dipshit Americans aren't all fat as the stereotype portraits

[SuperSimonuk]

@diselesp99 i apologise, i meant to say 80% of americans

[egytianxratscrew]

@O8WRx the reason why they ride around in the cart is bc they weigh too much for their legs to support the weight...so technically they cant walk.

[1122ares]

@O8WRx Listen, the video was funny. It's one thing to do what he did. But you're being a little bitch that knows nothing. Shut the fuck up. Do you see me being rude to people with cancer because they lose their hair? Didn't think so, so I don't know why you feel the need talk crap about a general group of people when many have diseases that prevent mobility or burns muscles and bone instead of fat... Doesn't make you a better person, that's for sure.

[mc20071]

@1122ares You must be fat...