Larry/Deity 02: Donkey

[catmoondaddy]

You are one funny dude Brian! (Fred from NJ)

[tubegirl25]

economy animal....lol

[muffin8or]

nice ending, took me a sec to get it.

[saumyab44]

i still don't get it lol

[muffin8or]

Basically, Jesus "rode the donkey like thre was no tomorrow" The phrase like no tomorrow implies that there is gonna be a tomorrow so there is no point. Mr deity, in his wisdom, twisted that into saying he had 5 days left. (The whole point on this is to give the angle that jesus was proud and whatnot and that a simple mixup made him seem humble)

[saumyab44]

oh right thanks :)

[kittyprydekissme]

Yeah. Matthew said he rode two donkeys at once, apparently in order to validate some old prophecy that Matthew didn't understand in the first place.

[1TryThinking]

I love "Lucy" the most.

[djthe1st]

Wouldnt a deity have a better tan than anyone coz whatever he willed just happend?

"I will a better tan than anyone in all creation"

WHOOSH

Amazing tan aquired.

The end.

[Vesh234]

Actually it was *two* donkeys. (or a pair of donkeys from the greek?)

I think he rode them circus style.

[Chesterton7]

funny!

[trippywalnut]

I know that's how I roll when they give me a donkey

[superustipak]

lol pretty funny.

[mjstillwater57]

Tan is important, but certainly not indicative of a Deity. Job had a tan (golden brown that guy), and he was certainly an impressive Deity representative, but not the Deity himself.

[KempsGrl]

perfect shade of tan, maybe he IS the deity...

[tielec01]

Haha,

Awesome :)

Jesus should have used the car to do a smash and grab at a liquor store and then burn it in a forest while smashing shots.

Awesome

[PlaceNameHere25]

still funny though

[misterdeity]

Wow. I appreciate that.

[PlaceNameHere25]

i don't get it probably because i've never read the bible or gone to church

[misterdeity]

It's a rent-a-car thing.

[RayCathode1]

So let me see if I can get this straight Mr Deity; you're saying that the Bible and going to church is like a rent-a-car thing?! Whoa! What could this mean?! Like, could I get a free upgrade?

[Rockandroll973]

hilarious. good job!

[misterdeity]

You should try my id cakes. They're even more delicious! And I won't even mention the superego souffle.

[mjstillwater57]

You load up on the liability insurance for the rental ass, but the health plan doesn't cover crucifixion???

[RayCathode1]

Yo mjstillwater57, old bud! You need to submit a script or two to "the Deity" NOW.

You keep spitting out little gems like this... (which are also accurate homages to the Deity universe.)

[misterdeity]

Mark, sorry no head's up on the stuff we uploaded this week. I have so much on my plate I can't keep things straight.

[misterdeity]

Mark's right. You are one of the funniest people I know. I love the way you pick up on stuff like this and make the connections. Brilliantly funny commentary! And SEE, people? These are guys from the fanblog. You've got to get over there. This is big comedy!

[mjstillwater57]

You bake such lovely ego biscuits, B-Rye!

[noodles321321]

Wow. The new testament would've been way cooler if Jesus had ridden in on a tortoise...

[ZachsMind]

Peter rode in on a greased pig but they never talk about that do they? What a fiasco that was.

[RahRy444]

Way too short... Please...longer...

funny though. <3

[RayCathode1]

You know RahRy444, what you wrote reminds me of something a girlfriend once said to me. (I'm still not sure exactly what she was referring too.)

But all seriousness aside, remember these Larry/Deity segments are salvaged bits of film, (and some jokes aren't meant to be dragged out.) ...also the Deity crew has released like four (4) videos in a week!!! .... I think more than all last winter.

[RialVestro]

Too short.

[selfexistinghand]

"...but I just figured the tortoise would be too slow..."

Cracked me up!

I like the short, punchy format, though I'm probably too young to really appreciate the Nixon framing device.

[RayCathode1]

That's cool selfexistinghand, but you must have missed either the Frost-Nixon movie in cinemas this January or the brilliant Dalton/Deity parody of that movies' trailer. Check out the post on the mrdeityfan blogspot com fanblog May 22, 2009

"OMG/D! THIS IS TRUELY HISTRIONIC ! er... HISTORIC!" and compare the trailers back-to-back.... and be awed by the awesome awesomeness of "our" Deity...

[IdleGod]

He rode it like a rented mule? ;)

[shubidubar]

GAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHA

[mestiarcanus]

Don't you just hate when a reservation isn't reserved? Holding the reservation *is* the most important part of the reservation, anybody can just take one down with no intention of fulfilling it! It's like overbooking flights...

[misterdeity]

You've seen that Seinfeld episode too. I love that episode.

[mestiarcanus]

Actually saw it again about a week ago, so it was still fresh in my mind. I figured that might have been inspiration for this bit.

[poolerboy0077]

Wait, Jesus? I thought it was Jesse. What episode did I miss?

[articulett]

Jesus rode ass...

[thegreatsubscriber]

Did his rental include the "feeding purchase option"?, saves having to return the donkey with a full belly, and otherwise they charge an outrageous price if you don't do that.

[esantipapa]

That's what happens... you wait to the last minute, go with "Enterprise" and BOOM, savior riding economy class...

Btw... I dunno why the "creator" can't tell the diff...

Tortoise: live a long time and have heavy, round shells. Turtles: don't live very long, have webbed feet, claws and have flatter, lighter shells. Didn't you make these guys?

And why didn't you spring for a camel, its the Arabian desert for goodness' sake?! Snap those fingers Mr. D, you know... like the Q.

[ligsom]

Hahaha xD Made my day ;)

[Thunderf00t]

Lulz! nice one Mr D!

[Fjarhultian]

"Jesus"? Is he separate from Jesse?

[zemborato]

Wrong info on the web? Smite that site!

[ccaptorchen]

should sue that rental for false advertising >=D

[Katalyzt]

Heh ★★★★★

[arcooke]

Nice one