Hire car horror - The Catherine Tate Show - BBC comedy

[bOOkwOrm966]

"PLEASE DONT KILL US!"

[kranktank]

Mechanic is hot.

[adinalispahic]

mommy what is he saying ? XD

[imthechiz]

Mummy: Try not to panic

Daughter: But it's home economics today, and I'm sending my scallops wrapped in Bavarian veal!!

^ rich people problems

[ifhellfreezesover]

no schoo today save your self run for your lifes!!!!

[spartanses]

the girl reminds me of emma watson/hermione

[DannyDaWriter]

@spartanses Really? She reminds me of Milton Babbitt's music for the RCA Mark II Synthesizer that was once housed at Columbia University during the early part of the late 20th century.

[xxcrazylukexx]

"Please.. put the keys on the floor and LEAVE US IN PEACE!!!!"

[ec123456789able]

this sketch is hilarious and completely accurate about the posh snobs who drive huge 4x4's thinking they need them for the treachorous gravel driveway up to their big houses.

[blunklaura]

'We mean you no harm' haha

[hybridharris]

@annavarneyisretarded

...

Sarcasm?

[TheMolz123]

I'm afraid I have some bad news-

Of Corse. You always do.

[billauw]

-And he's coming here to the house. No that's fine. I'm in actually here. No I'm fine. right!! à bientôt (<--- sounds posh in french)

-I'm afraid I've got some bad news. The land rover Voyager has gone in for repair.

-But Mummy how shall we get to school.

-Try not to panic.

-But it's home economics today and i'm presenting my scallops wrapped in Bavarian veal.

-I'm afraid the news gets worse.

-But how ??

-We're going to have to have a hire car.

[billauw]

For those of you who want a script here is my contribution. There might be mistakes coz I'm no british though I love the accent !! Enjoy

[AJM303]

It's being delivered by a man from the GARE-ahj... :)

[flyby7a]

TWITS

[nacht98]

that children are really good!!!

[JasonHam41]

what the fuck. there's no such thing as a landrover voyager 

[kattecorn]

LOL. LOL. ♥

[whowantsabighug]

It's funny because they're upper middle class.

[Balletismything1]

haha i luv this!!!

[Tobyreinel18]

*ahem* prejudices *ahem*

[TheLemonLicker]

oh my gawd i think i know a real life equivalent for every single bloody characture on this show. My next door neighbours have twin girls about my age that act just like them lot o.o their like 15 and call their parents Mummy and Daddy...and they are "oh so very sorry, really cant imagine the pain im in" about the fact im looking for a part time job o.0

[ellenkingsley]

this clip reminds me of The Others with Nicole Kidman

[beanybudd]

@ellenkingsley

haha, I see what your talking about and it is! HAHAHA

[miztrance108]

wicked!!!!!

[thedavids92116]

"Leave us in peace ... Have mercy on us" ... LOL Isn't that from The Others with Nicole Kidman? LOL

[Obsidian1392]

Mummy what's he saying?

[TheCookieMonster75]

have mercy on us Q____Q

had to take care that i didn't fall from my chair out of laughing :D:D:D

[janeway274]

I love it.Funny!

[neon7isklar]

what is he saying mummy?

[Zacktherocker12]

lol

[ebenbaker1]

HAHAHA 5* 11

[TheRetarrded]

Funny as hell XD

[aarandir]

Ah, theres no better past time than to take the mickey out of upper class twits.

[yorkandpomona]

well said

[urbanstar44]

omg, i live in highgate village! i go to school there! LOL!

seriously, some people i know are like that. i know a girl who doesn't take public transport so her mum has to drive her everywhere. but most north london kids aren't like this...

[xnikkilockheartx]

ahahaha!!!!

i swear the kids just get loads of days off school lol. can u imagine them calling in:

"Thomas and Chloe cant come to school today because there's no DVD in the backseat of the hire car... or a Volvo on the front!!!!!"

[skymuffn]

Oh my, this is like my family in Atherton!

[Aephqan]

lOl

[hybridharris]

Children who actually act like that (and yes they do, I've met some who do) seriously piss me off.

But this is so OTT its a classic lol.

[FriendlyKelly]

@hybridharris lmao ik whut yuhh mean ik some1 hu's car failed n had 2 qo on the bus n a few days later he qhot sick [bhut swine flu was qoinq round at that time] n he said "i knew i shouldnt have taken public transport :/ " and im lyk come on!!

[msquestionmark]

@FriendlyKelly wow can you not read? why are you typing like that?

[kranktank]

@hybridharris that's what makes this more than funny, it's comedy gold. Tate is awesome. I'm not British but these people are Dallas, Texas Highland park twats all the way. :D

[c1ickh3r3]

@hybridharris omg really? xD

[jevr]

LOL Run for your lifes

[orbital151]

@jevr Lives.

[mikecracknell]

Reminds of some people in real life lol!

Fantastic!

[MrMoterKid]

A hire car? Oh the inhumanity!

[supersarahlena]

the girl says, theres no bullbar on the front

[Superplex1001]

"Mummy, what's he saying?" LOL!

[bikinimad]

what does the girls say:

theres no............in the front?

[mike118117]

She's saying "There are no bull bars on th front".

[kranktank]

goddamn this is funny and the beefy mechanic dude is hot

[hillbillyprofane]

Kranktank, yeah he is! Phwoar!

[kranktank]

HE'S MINE YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM

;)

[hillbillyprofane]

@kranktank I'll wrestle you for him? Whaddya say?

[kranktank]

@hillbillyprofane or how about all three of us wrestle and just let nature take its course LOL

[hillbillyprofane]

@kranktank Works for me, just name the time and place. :)

[wrestlemania10001]

rofl i wish thats what my mum could do so i can never go to school :P

[SMOOODY13]

lmao!!! same here!!

[brigrigtig]

the girl was in nanny mcphee

[TheUpperRoom477]

we dont give a monkeys doo doo

[hurleyGRANDE]

am i bovered? no .. i am not.

[tjxxx22]

its a death trap...the horror...

[NeoFalcon69]

Mmmm and why does this remind me of the House of Lords?

[mooneclipse81]

we ain't bovered

[shumixox]

The horror!

[midnightsunband96]

Please don't kill us!

lol, loved it

[0casteloencantado0]

we mean you no harm!

[bhtrb456546]

run for your lives children or else we're all going to DIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

[BattleM012]

Mechanic: You All Right Love?

Catherine: I'm Sorry, I Don't Understand What You Are Saying!

[Dia0330]

NOW RUN FOR YOUR LIVES CHILDREN WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! Priceless :)

[Davke1704]

just so funny hahahaha :-)

run for your lives children, we're all going to dieeeeeeeeeeee :-)

[sussexking]

The Hampstead housewife !!! lol

[sussexking]

LOL

[iitzmegan]

Pls Leave us in peace!

[isabella3marie]

310th raterr :) ow yeah 5/5 *****

[203040amy]

catherines voice is strange

[Auz18]

lmfao

[Bulldogmad8]

LOVE IT, lol

[xhannz1234]

HAHA!

[kooki85]

The sad thing is, I used to work with a woman like that. Exactly like that. She scared me.

[culturevulture123]

scallops wrapped in Bavarian veal- lol! Catherine Tate is so clever how she parodies all these different kinds of people- it's so funny!

[LemonPencilGirl]

agreed =)

[midnightsunband96]

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! LMAO

[Grantwebb13]

Brilliant!!!

[darvin1023]

there's no DVD in the back seat! I would be scared too. LMAO

[Bulldogmad8]

HA HA HA HA HA

[kiwiboycorza]

This reminds me of an ep of 6 Feet Under where a family died while trying to find dvd's to watch in their beast of a car.

[anthonyrawlinson08]

"It's a death trap" - lmao!

Did you know that there are people like this? Catherine Tate was inspired by a woman who snobbed her at a train station.

[onlypandorashope]

REALLY?!? wow.....

[visitjessiechan]

try not to panic.... LOL!!!

[ukoffline]

fuuny.

[georgie445687]

Catherine Tate is a genius!

[20sonicscrewdriver12]

is this suppose to be a spoof of "the others"?

[derangedband]

Yeah! the leave us in peace but did remind me of the others too! haha funny vid XD

[MarcussLine]

No

Not at all.

[midnightsunband96]

RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!!!! lmao!

[Soccer8Gerrard]

that machanic guy is from stormbeaker

[vintagewannabe94]

it's funny cus there are people that actually like that in real life. and then they're scared of all the normal people that aren't posh. lol :-)

[newrochellephoenix]

Best part is that the common, real , people who mummy and the children meet, are played as so decent and nice !

[sasha180292]

fabulous

[SirKevinMartin]

Please don't kill us!

[fagottona]

absolute comic genius

[chocolatediamonds123]

OMG SOME PEOPLE R ACTUALLY LIKE THAT!! LOL

were all gonna die!!!!......... run for ur lives!! lol!

[fatd1322]

FFS... i was meant 2 go out bout an hour ago but av been sat ere watching loads of C Tate vids..... We love u catherine...

[leeham991]

I'll call Daddy! We'll have to cancel school for today now run for your lives children WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

[ReggieXD]

you what love? ahahahaahhaa

[monvee2000]

Nothing really beats british humor! Love it!

[evfr123]

omg lol we are all gona die =O_o

[april02me]

YAY! Haha, one of my favorites...

[SpotttedFlower]

LMAO she's mommmy wants he saying

[BxJxG]

wth? dat's just rly weird, not her best.

[MangoBells]

In this little sketch she seems like the type of person prue or trude would be.

[7THEBLACKPARADE7]

funny really think C.T is cool. RUN FOR YOU LIVES CHILDREN WE'RE ALL GPING TO DIE!!!!!!

x c u in mcr ville x

[stisobelthegreat]

i love catherine tate! shes so funny!

[willyscj]

there's actually people like this in "new caanan" connecticut and "southampton" new york, they think they sh*t ice cream.

[pandemonium06]

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! HAHAHAHA!

[hylianviolinist]

"Please, out the keys on the floor and leave us in peace!"

xD

[jabriil99]

lool dat was funni but i aint a fan of catherine tate buut 2 bee honest i really think thaat was funni (LOL) ''itz a death trap''

[nuttychick01]

mummy wots he sayin

we mean no harm .. dnt understand wot ur sayin

plz dnt kill us

HAHAHAHAHA

[1ROAR1BOO]

OMG i luv Catherine Tate arrrr lol

she is the best

soooo funy

[RubyFuckingStar]

hhahahahaha that was gold.

(Y) i love catherine tate.

[rosiejolly]

But it's home economics today!!

[princessbeki01]

i hav dis on DVD :D:D:D luv it! soo funi x

[1ROAR1BOO]

where do you find the DVD i have been lookin every where but i cant find it please tell m e where to find it!!! please =/

[princessbeki01]

i got in for my birthday :(:( so i dont know but try woolworths, Asda, tesco and plases like that lol :):):) i hope u find it xxxx

[wweraw8]

Try ebay.

[Vikkilewis]

"Run for your lives children we're all going to die!"

[1PAcouchpotato]

lol its a death trap!

[jabriil99]

yeh i agree with u i'd try all does supermarkets ... xxx hope u find it

[Jeffkun]

"IT'S A DEATHTRAP!!11" :D

[galaxygal15]

mummy whats he saying?

[newrochellephoenix]

In an interview that I read,Catherine said that she once met a lady who truly acted close to how this character acts.Aint that scary?

[yusuf1995]

OMG

[danza10193]

please dont kill us

hahaha

[frogmella567890]

Silly snobs

[BoojumMXX]

ok, I see. Tanx a lot. I just thought they're making parody on a film

[gianttaco12345]

LOL

[redblueice]

You can really see who she's imitating!

Wicked video!

[BoojumMXX]

so who is she is imitating?

[redblueice]

The wealthy snobby folks in Britain. Who have been bought up with expensive luxuries.

[elliott8695]

Lmao " mummy, what is he he saying" lol " its a death trap,ill call daddy schools cancelled for toady" HAHA

[laonev]

"run 4 ur lives chilred, we'r all goin 2 die!"

rofl!!

this is sheer madness

[laonev]

"run 4 ur lives chilred, we'r all goin 2 die!"

rofl!!

this is sheer madness

[theodoridi]

there really over reacting

[SuperFacO]

that's the whole point of this one! haha

Genius!

[KillTheDirectorPls]

lmao awesome

[KillTheDirectorPls]

lmao awesome

[dcax88]

What she says is from the movie "the others" isn't it?

[Dragonicas]

mumy what is he saying ?!

[NicholaBee2Kaii7]

LMao...Its As If Hes An Alien!

[rastanotofdreadlocks]

now that is eordinary!!!

[Maritime2009]

very funyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­y

[18luck]

I'm surprised someone like that only had one car! :P

Brilliant stuff!

[Zorbaswife]

So funny, those kids are hilarious!!

[BIY4TCH]

haha, dats funni,

[smartzone5000]

Wouldn't a Posh own a proper German car like a BMW or Mercedes ? Keep them out of the Garage abit innit? Catherine Tate is way better than the Mighty Boosh.

[NoPlaceQuiteLikeHome]

Oh My God. This is just like my mother.

[Asprothecat]

Does your mother have long fair hair?