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  • I have to state it for morons woh might think I bash on this video because I'm a Perry supporter, that I think Rick Perry is a joke.

    However, this video is shit. Boring and the jokes are forced and childishly vulgar.

  • Omg so funny

  • Completely stupid video.

  • lmao! FUCK Rick Perry.

  • "According to data from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), this claim is false,".

    In terms of numbers of children abused per offender, homosexuals abuse with far greater frequency; and boys, research shows, are the much-preferred target.

    Authorities say evidence examined disproves the assertion that child molestation is more prevalent among heterosexuals.

  • now THAT's a good political ad for Rick perry

  • Rick Perry used to be smart until he took an arrow to the knee

  • @donte2261 More like the brain lol

  • Check Out The YOUTUBE Video "The Gay Restaurant"

  • Lmao bare back Santa in front of our children

  • prevalence 60 times higher than the general population, 800 times higher than first time blood donors and 8,000 times higher than repeat blood donors."

    Adults and children who engage in homosexual conduct, especially males, are also susceptible, at an astronomical rate, to nearly all other forms of sexually transmitted disease (STD). For example, the Hepatitis B virus is about five to six times more prevalent among "gays," and Hepatitis C is twice as common.

  • The risks associated with homosexual conduct are so drastic, in fact, that U.S. health regulations prohibit men who have sex with men (MSM) and women who have had sex with MSM, from even donating blood.

    Consider that, according to the Food and Drug Administration, MSM, "have an HIV prevalence 60 times higher than the general population, 800 times higher than first time

  • @united101usa When you go to a blood donation center, they don't ask if you're straight or homosexual. They don't give a fuck. Anyone can have a disease. Just because someone is straight doesn't mean they're clean, and just because someone is Homosexual doesn't mean they are not. They figure out what blood has infections after its been given. You're a brain washed idiot.

  • This is what Rick Perry meant to in his "Strong" campaign ad but in more advanced words , and he really is a piece of sh**.

  • lol i hope he doesnt get elected....because whoever made this video will prolly disappear one night nad never be heard from again...GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY!?!?!

  • rick perry made 64 accounts and dislike this video

  • Best parody on youtube

  • Lolololololololololol hahahahahaha

  • gay santa! dildo! lol

  • Wow way more likes than the original

  • @jetsuyon i agree with him, but I'm on an iPod too!

  • Lol

  • looool

  • @amieekitten I'm on an iPod so I can't thumbsuip but I completely agree!!

  • i hate rick perry he deserves this!! thumbs up if u hate rick perry!

  • admitting is the first step to change

  • LMAO

  • Makes sense.

  • of the nine million parodies, this is the best

  • The best parody in a long, long line-up of good parodies.

  • Please make this public so everyone can view it easily!

  • i don't think i've LOL'd this hard in a long while!

  • THIS IS HANDS DOWN THE BEST!!!!!!!

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  • LMFAO...after the 4th sitting. What should we call Rick Perry "Brokeback Perry" or should we be more dirty and call him "Bareback Perry"?

  • That's funny.

  • rick perry is wearing the jacket from broke back mountain

  • prevalence 60 times higher than the general population, 800 times higher than first time blood donors and 8,000 times higher than repeat blood donors."

    Adults and children who engage in homosexual conduct, especially males, are also susceptible, at an astronomical rate, to nearly all other forms of sexually transmitted disease (STD). For example, the Hepatitis B virus is about five to six times more prevalent among "gays," and Hepatitis C is twice as common.

  • @united101usa So?

  • Ho Ho OOOOWWWWW...

  • LOL that Perry should be a soap opera actor not a president, what a maroon XD I'm sorry to say that Democracy is Just Two wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner and we are the sheep XD

  • jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja

    

  • Im rick perry, and Im a peice of shit hahahahaha

  • I laughed so hard at the Santa comment.

  • Guys lets argue over homosexuals on a fucking spoof video.

  • FECAL SEX About 80% of gays admit to licking and/or inserting their tongues into the anus of partners and thus ingesting medically significant amounts of feces. Those who eat or wallow in it are probably at even greater risk. In the diary study,5 70% of the gays had engaged in this activity--half regularly over 6 months. Result?--the "annual incidence of hepatitis A in...homosexual men was 22 percent, whereas no heterosexual men acquired hepatitis A.

  • @united101usa Straight men do that women too, I doubt your figures are right, there'd have to be straight men getting Hep A too.

  • he should say im not ashamed to admit im gay haha

  • @politicaltruth42 he probably is Gay and that's why he objects so strongly, he can't deal with his wierd boners when he sees a handsome man XD

  • so proud to be canadian:D

  • @CutePea1997 Why? our politics are just as bad. Don't be proud of nations, nations don't make people, people make nations you should be proud of yourself and loved ones, Canada doesn't give a shit about us in reality.

  • Hahahaha

    

  • Gays go to Hell

  • @craqqer Troll -_-'

  • @Erika6S

    the guy in this video is a bigger troll

  • Lmfao

  • OH MY GOD WHO. THE HELL. CARES.

  • America sucks now. I'm out.

  • lmao

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  • thats some good funny stuff right there :P

  • "Because gays wanna fuck Santa" - literally burst out laughing when I heard this! <3

  • Homosexuals make up less than 4% of the population .

    "The rate of homosexual versus heterosexual child sexual abuse is staggering, data of 150.2 boys abused per male homosexual offender finds no equal (yet) in heterosexual violations of 19.8 girls."

  • @united101usa Could you provide your source for this data please?

  • Families and Friends of Lesbians and Gays, counters that federal crime data refute claims that homosexuals molest children at higher rates than heterosexuals.

    "According to data from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), this claim is false,".

    In terms of numbers of children abused per offender, homosexuals abuse with far greater frequency; and boys, research shows, are the much-preferred target.

  • Authorities say evidence examined disproves the assertion that child molestation is more prevalent among heterosexuals.

    The risks associated with homosexual conduct are so drastic, in fact, that U.S. health regulations prohibit men who have sex with men (MSM) and women who have had sex with MSM, from even donating blood.

  • Consider that, according to the Food and Drug Administration, MSM, "have an HIV prevalence 60 times higher than the general population, 800 times higher than first time blood donors and 8,000 times higher than repeat blood donors."

    Adults and children who engage in homosexual conduct, especially males, are also susceptible, at an astronomical rate, to nearly all other forms of sexually transmitted disease (STD), the Hepatitis B virus is about five to six times more prevalent among

  • "gays," and Hepatitis C is twice as common.

    But perhaps most shocking are today’s syphilis rates among homosexual men and adolescents. A recent study conducted by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) found that although homosexuals comprise only a fraction of the population (one to two percent), they account for an epidemic 64 percent of all syphilis cases.

  • But perhaps most shocking are today’s syphilis rates among homosexual men and adolescents. A recent study conducted by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) found that although homosexuals comprise only a fraction of the population (one to two percent), they account for an epidemic 64 percent of all syphilis cases.

  • OH. MY. GOD.

    I- I LOVE YOU.

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

  • Cause gays wanna fuck santa in right in his jolly old butt

  • LMFAO!!! it's 4 am where i'm at and i'm trying so hard not to bust out laughing and wake everyone up!! this was fucking hilarious.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAA LMFAO

  • OMFG you rock!!!!

  • this is more convincing than the real rick perry's campaign video... lol

  • lol damn sooo funny

    

  • " Because gays wanna fuck SANTA, Right in his jolly old butt" - AWESOME!

  • FAG!

    

  • haha! more people like video then Rick's real one! I'm from Tx and even i don't like this man!

  • Sack full of dildos, hahaha.

  • Best one!

  • best one!!

  • lmao this video made SO MUCH SENSE...my mind's been BLOWN

  • Great, great video. Any chance we can replace every religious "sack of dildos" in this country with one of these guys? Hell, can we just do it in one state?

  • whoever said hohosexuals os a fucking genius, tell you hwat

  • Best video i've ever seen hahahahahaha

  • AWESOMMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

  • Gay Santas - Hohosexuals.

  • 47 people are stupid...

  • how would like to be one of the dumbfucks who contributed to perry's campaign??. money flushed right down the toilet.

  • I'm rick perry and I used to be the lead candidate for the republicans, until I took an arrow to the knee

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahaHahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaHahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaHahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHa­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahaHahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaHahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • "right in his jolly old butt"...

  • Right in his jolly old butt.

  • Brilliant.... just the right amount of sarcasm...love it

  • This actually lacks humor.

  • I think Mitt Romney is kinda hot. Yes I am gay and yes I would vote for him just to see his handsome face on the TV, and I'm not ashamed to say it.

  • @capitanzach You should be ashamed. Not because you're gay of course, but because you'd vote for someone for the looks of them. Hope you weren't serious. X)

  • rick perry likes it in the butt

  • i had gay sex with rick perry 6 months ago he a homosexual

  • I DIED laughing after watching this and especially that last line, pure genius!

  • who's this guy? he's great!!. i think i've seen this video like 20 times an I'm still laugh out loud.

  • This got more likes than the actual Rick Perry video

  • I'm Rick Perry and I'm a piece of shit hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh walooollll

  • i have no idea how this guy did all this with a straight face

  • LMFAAOOOOO THIS MADE MY DAY! "who wants a gay santa, he'll just send a sack of dildos down your chimney" bahahahahaha

  • For anybody wondering, this is the second stage of his ad campaign.

  • I'm Rick Perry. Yes, I know that I was wearing the same jacket as Ennis on Bareback...er I mean Brokeback Mountain, but you see I don't own a whole lot of clothes. Yes, I had to make room for myself in the closet.

  • This isn't a parody...this is the truth!

  • He's still preferable to Gingrich.

  • LOLomg.

  • Really good impersonation bro, love it.

    Thumbs up =P

  • I'm an piece of shit and I find this video offensive.

  • @tontsa911

    hahahahahahha piece of shit XD

  • so funny ahahahaha

  • LOL I was all serious about studying for my genetics final exam and I saw this. Thanks for the much needed laugh!

  • I knew those guys at Starbucks were gay!!

  • original was funnier

  • Oh my god. I didn't expect this video to be that funny.

  • This video is fucking stupid. He could have hit an open target much better than this.

  • @scatpornpooboy yeah, your video was so much better than this one....>.>

  • hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Someone should poop in Rick Perry's mouth

  • Rick should be half as loveable as this guy!

  • but hey, I wanna bareback santa in front of your children

  • Who is this actor? He deserves some kind of award... and the writers too.

  • 34 people have a sense of humor. 1902 people are mindless drones conforming to society. lol

  • HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG!!!!!!!! I didn't see that coming lmao too funny

  • Can't stop laughing!

  • Bhahahahahahahaha

    "I'm rick perry and i'm a Piece of shit" hahahahahaha

  • This is the only parody I actually laughed at!! Congratulations xD

  • Here comes Santa with a sack of dildos!

  • Funny as hell! I lold for real

  • this is what most politicians would sound like if they were honest

  • HAAHAHA "I'm Rick Perry...and I'm a piece of shit" HAHAHAHAH OMG

  • what's wrong about being gay? I am bi sexual questioning whether on not I am gay..

  • @Pinochimon There's nothing wrong with being gay. It's just that most of the conservative party is very unsupportive (if not downright against) gay rights because they believe gay people to be subhuman.

    The majority of Americans (about 67%) believe that gay people should have the same rights as straight people. In my opinion, everybody should have the same rights. Unfortunately, there are others who don't see things that way, for reasons I cannot understand.

  • @MrOmmaya I understand why they believe that nonsense, It's easy, there assholes. See easy to believe why they they believe crap like that. :P

  • Funny !

  • Is Rick Perry asking for a dildo for Christmas? D=

  • rick perry is a scumbag. this vid is awesome thanks

  • 31 people are a piece of shit :)

  • @LadySomnia 44 now....lolz

    

  • @LadySomnia haha! so true now it's 48

  • Anyone else having issues with this video? I've noticed that if I'm checking regular garbage on YT everything is fine but as soon as I'm checking anything Ron Paul or anti-establishment, I see these girls in swimsuits under related videos?? anyone else notice this ? & no, it's not based on cookies cuz I never visit or have visited such vids on youtube... Just an observation. Rick Perry = AssHLe, YouTube = AssHLes, have a nice day :)

  • @nt0n0mEC Paultards

  • Close enough

  • Loved it! :P

  • I think it's extra funny because this guy does not seem like a Liberal at all. Just a Conservative like me who thinks Perry is a FREAK-A-ZOID

  • The "like" bar on the original video is shorter than Kim Kardashian's marriage.

  • that was rather dumb

  • Lost his lead? He never had a lead.

    This one last act of desperation is the nail in the coffin. Buh-bye Rick.

  • I just laughed so fucking hard at the end "I'm Rick Perry, and I'm a piece of shit :|"

  • 29 people disliked this before watching it, thinking it was the real ad.

  • LMAO this is amazing.

  • is it just me or does the reflection on his belt buckle look a little bit like the batman symbol

  • Notice the gesture as he describes how gays will "bareback Santa right in front of our children"