If Atheists Went to Heaven

[Cainkane1]

You forgot zomgitsgris.

[MalvinasChick]

There are some missing Atheists, say for example the Amazing Atheist

[TheLuckySaGe]

profMTH is an asshole....other than that, the other atheists are cool. But I really don't give a shit about profMTH. He probably wouldn't make it to heaven. haha.

[TheCaptainjuicy]

What if he is real but he is that terrible o.O

[deadcrowes19]

Since god is supposedly omnipotent he does not believe in a higher power, and if he is omniscient he has no faith in whether or not something will happen when he is already certain of it. By those standards, god must be an atheist.

[m00ph00]

@deadcrowes19 atheism has nothing to with believing whether or not your were begat by another entity. it is "the non-belief in a god or gods". since god is a god, he obvious knows/believes he exists. therefore, he is a theist. whether or not he believe he was begotten by another entity is something entirely different.

[NevilleRhysBarnes]

Where was Criss? Dammit, I was only watching to see her. (No offence, but AronRa's really not my type.)

[m00ph00]

actually, god isn't an atheist. atheism is the nonbelief that a god exists. for god to be an atheist, he'd have to not believe that he exists.

[DerrenBrown100]

@m00ph00 God's an Atheist haha (not that he's real)

[hellobal100]

this is god idea, instead of eternal hell, why dont keep terms (like 50 years / 100 years) according to severity of evil committed by a person, after that allowed into heaven

by the way im a atheist

commetn welcome

[TheCaptainjuicy]

Yay im going to heaven

[xhunterforest]

i'm glade i'm not going to a chiristian heaven. i hate both games! XD LOL

[ItsEasyIfYouThink]

In my book, Phil Hellenes deserves to be up there just as much as thunderf00t does. He's pretty damn brilliant.

[dEViN1887]

this is really fucking dumb o_O

[Redflowers9]

@dEViN1887 yeah!!

[alexis327100]

@dEViN1887 i bet your a christian

[dEViN1887]

@alexis327100 haha well im an atheist buddy XD

i just like humor, and decent animation, which i was disappointed to find was absent

[alexis327100]

@dEViN1887 ok forget what i said

[fadechicobuarque1989]

that girl looks like a guy that looks like a really sexy chic - I am confuse.

[thanksforthemessdick]

pope status annie ....  gators got your granny

[provoable]

as an athiest I find this video extremely idiotic... athiests who don't even believe in god talking to god about how stupid he is and what's fair or not when he is the creator of their minds and the creator of what fair in their minds and in the universe. failure.

[YourDeathAtAllCost]

@provoable It's satire. They're making fun of why the generally accepted god (jewish, christian and, yes, islamic (I'll probably get shot now) is an asshole. If they weren't atheist, there would still be some valid (with some twisted logic) points.

[TheBeastOfDarkcova]

@provoable That's why it's called a satire.

[NathanWubs]

@provoable If you are an atheist, why do you speak exactly like a theist.

"when he is the creator of their minds and the creator of what fair in their minds and in the universe."

That especially sounds like you believe in god.

[WWETHEMONSTER]

you dont know that for sure asshole, i was once legally dead before, and i saw heaven

[djay00009]

@WWETHEMONSTER idiot, there is no heaven ,If you were alive once before, it was probably in another parallel universe , not this one and i don;t think you would remember that since that person was not you , In matter it could be you, but not in consciousness , So that's all

[WWETHEMONSTER]

@djay00009 do want to know something, i was leagally dead for 3 minutes once, i saw everything, heaven is not the clouds, heaven is a compleatly different realm

[MomoTheBellyDancer]

@WWETHEMONSTER

"i was leagally dead for 3 minutes once, i saw everything"

In other words: you were hallucinating.

[djay00009]

@MomoTheBellyDancer legally dead hahahahahahahahah ;D good joke lololol

[MrTubarr]

This vid shows why id rather hang with an Atheist than an christian. and I'm agnostic ;-)

[OneHappyBlonde]

so your an atheist?

[theignoredgender]

Aw, no Cristina Rad.

[coyoteself]

ROTFLMAO

[SodiumNitrateBot]

NonStampCollector?

[Gakeon143]

There is Limbo serving as the ONLY middle ground.

[roflpwned]

where is zomgitscrissssssssssssssssssss­ssss????!! great video nontheless, im an ex muslim so let me know if u need any help if u know what i mean :D

[TheIcelandicPatriot]

Bwhahahaha ha ha ha haha ha!!!! Loved the begining XD

[razurrrr]

heck yeah

youtube.com/watch?v=JkgS-t44ch­8

[TehBombIsKewl]

LOL! 'Not even for.... Monopoly?'

'facepalm'

xDD

[eleazar1033]

ass kissing lol

[Dubickimus]

I like how Aron Ra gets bat wings

[TSPOWELL89]

Thumbs up for 'IF ATHIESTS WENT TO HEAVEN PT 2'' Including the AmazingAtheist, Matt Dillahunty, Tracie Harris, etc

[SkeptiCanadian]

@TSPOWELL89 Maybe not the amazing atheist, but the rest would be cool

[iRouRoui]

this is fucking funny

[fleroviumUuq]

I find your lack of thunderf00t, GI, hot blonde, and hot black chick disturbing. Otherwise great video!

[KanyeAirJordans]

@fleroviumUuq There's a hot black atheist?? what is this persons name

[fleroviumUuq]

@KanyeAirJordans Ayonna Watson, I believe.

[KanyeAirJordans]

@fleroviumUuq Oh cool thanks, I'll have to check her out sometime

[TheCrimsonification]

50,000 years of Monopoly? It seems like a game actually does take that long. At least the Flying Spaghetti Monster likes to play Naked Twister and Beer Pong. God can't even throw a decent party, let alone provide eternal bliss. LMAO

[Tanoro]

Sweet merciful zombie screw! xD That was cute. ^^

[3xAmigosProductions]

Well fuck me with a carrot!

[Cathmoytura]

I loved all the inside jokes--ProfMTH "He's kinda hot." Aronra "Crocoduck." ROFLMAO.

[mrpink99]

Where's NonStampCollector & Angie the Anti-Theist?

[sam98177]

Yeah right, if I was one of those atheist, I'd be telling God that I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want.. Seriously, because your in the place where you get to have absolutely everything imaginable. I'ma fuck my sexy hot ass angel bitches, drink boose to da fullest and then I'ma fuck Jesus to the core and lay my big black butt crack ass on one da them goddamn golden ass thrones.That's what I would do, forget them worthess burning dumbass bitches.

[MisterAnimann]

Wait.. Dad? Was Jesus filming? :P

[YorianSevenfold]

I'd have liked to see The Amazing Atheist going to heaven in this episode.

[helvet666]

If i died and the christian god was real. id tell him to fuck off. Id rather take eternity in hell than be a subservient peon to a tyrant.

[Mark777X]

YeeeeeeHawwwww!!!!!

now THATS what i call educational

dear god,

please can i have some of those AronRA wings

Amen

[VinnyMonster1]

This video SO needs a sequel!

[4817Indian]

Excellent queries.

[Tanoro]

Oh Crocoduck! xD

[RicoSeattle]

Vogter2100's channel has been terminated it says. Can I watch his videos any other way?

[666TheBloodLust666]

Actually to be honest... those Atheist that got sent to heaven got on my nerves if I was God.. i'd send everyone to hell except me..... hmmm I guess God could be worse he could be me.. and if he was you'd all go to hell... ha ha ha ha..

[Neshuah1]

4:36 LOL the look

[Neshuah1]

I wonder whre does the name Jeffrey come from. Doesn't sound very biblical. Darkmatter, is your name Jeffrey?

[planetsaver1]

Where's Christopher Hitchens?

[MegaOnlyme21]

@ProfessorMonocle

Because he is a stigma to decent atheists

[pickupthePWN]

Thunderfoot and that hot blonde chick are missing

[BestGowKills]

@pickupthePWN whos the chick

[MJFAN666]

@pickupthePWN ZOMGITSCRISSSSSSSSSSSS

[AllaBader01]

@pickupthePWN fuck Thunderfoot, he is an Atheist .

[Warxyph]

bible says athesits are stupid, does this mean he is?

[MrDeludedPenguin]

Wheres thunderfoot,TJ and sexy blond european lady.

[BestGowKills]

@MrDeludedPenguin what girl?

[MrBetterGame]

@MrDeludedPenguin TJ was off e-begging somewhere.

[iamjordandavoll]

@MrDeludedPenguin TJ is a fucking asshole dude, assuming you are referring to the amazing atheist

[Singh13saab]

@MrDeludedPenguin Who is this sexy blond European lady all are talking about?

[MrDeludedPenguin]

@Singh13saab her youtube user name is ZOMGitsCriss and i dunno about her real name.

I only referred to her in such a way because i could not remember her username.

[Singh13saab]

@MrDeludedPenguin Thanks mate, I'll definitely have to look her up ;)

[aardwolf71]

@MrDeludedPenguin

Her real name is Cristina Rad

[Oaglor]

NOOOOO!! Not Jeffrey!!

[Andmesa]

Brilliant.

[MaxamillianArturo]

It all makes sense now, this guy is an unemployed pot head.

[PhyOSPhyOS]

I wish you had included Thunderf00t. Nevertheless, great video and now all those vloggers have earned a new subscriber.

[CursedZebra]

The blue guy sounded like Ricky Gervais.

[LuisErickCoyAceves]

Nice video! I would love to know the name of the music that you put in the introduction of the video. thanks!

[Dsence]

Aron Ra is the shit

[bradman357]

love the storyline... but did you record these voices with a potatoe?

[macintosh264]

@TheAmazingAthiest????

[KuraIthys]

Lol. Eh. Athiest? God? Same difference. Either way you have to explain the impossible. How did the universe arise if no-one created it? If got created the universe? Who created God? This goes on without end no matter what you believe, because there's simply no reason for there to be anything at all to begin with.

[TheCircusReject]

@KuraIthys Actually, Laurence Krauss' presentation called "A Universe from Nothing" is an excellent explanation for the possible circumstances under which the Big Bang occurred, and why Atheism is a substantially better position to have. Really recommend it.

[KuraIthys]

@TheCircusReject Sounds like it might be interesting. Though I tend to find that most arguments, whoever is making them, pre-suppose some factors that remain completely arbitrary. It's all well and good to say certain factors would lead to our current situation, but aside from the obvious anthropocentric argument, what possible reason is there for anything to exist? The Terry Pratchett idea perhaps? "Anything that can exist, will exist somewhere?".

[TheZulaKing]

Why are "most" athesist are jerks? They remind me of their Christian counter parts.

[Applesmaush]

@TheZulaKing

Why are most humans jerks? They remind me of other humans.

[ridered300]

If I died and actually faced god, I would say "so you do exist? what the fuck did you do to the world!?"

[MrAdambresette]

hahahahaahahahahaha better than south park

[trolldadquickies]

he looks like king ramsey from courage the cowardly dog amirite?

[morganmichaelp]

I can now die happy, they need to put this on TV at least once a year (preferably on christmas for irony's sake).

btw AronRa you are my fucking hero.

[IoEstasCedonta]

@morganmichaelp Easter.

[osiris3yhn]

aronraa is the shit

[oliver2k94]

YouTube Atheists - 1

God - 0

[DoberFrann]

Never heard of the world Ethernal?

[GenocideOwl]

if nothing created God then God doesn't believe in a higher power

therefore "God" is an atheist

our goal is to be more godlike

therefore we should all be atheists

[Hairdification]

@GenocideOwl the worst death sin is playing god

[Itsallawesome]

@GenocideOwl Yeah... and where does the Bible say that.. smart ass.

[YourDarkAccomplice]

@Itsallawesome - Who said anything about Jewish Mythology called "The Bible"? He's got a point. XD

[KrugmanTheKing]

@GenocideOwl

The best idea ever conveyed about this situation, I think, was one by Marcus Aurelius. To paraphrase him, if there is a God and he is just, he would not bother how devout we have been, would only judge of us upon the virtues by which we lived.

In other words, justice would be to separate good people from bad ones on the basis of who they were actively trying to be up to their best effort and not on the basis of how they behaved religiously.

[KrugmanTheKing]

@GenocideOwl

And, if there's a God and he's unjust, you wish not to worship such a God.

Currently, we can't reasonably suppose that there have to be one -- or else even many --, but if we should have been religiously involved, it would mean it wasn't worth doing it in the first place.

Be kind, be good and think for yourself: if someone condemns you for that, he's wicked.

[YourDarkAccomplice]

@KrugmanTheKing - It's funny how that is referred to as "he." I tend to refer to gods are "it" since it's truly imply a "lack of specific gender." People insist that Yahweh is no "she," or "it.." so I take it (since He created men in His image) he also have male genitalia.

I wonder what he does with it all day. I mean, does it just dangle there? After all, if Adam is in "God's" image and Adam had a penis... That certainly guarantees it for Yahweh, no? O.o

Weird.

[Aldridge517]

Fuck Monopoly! This was awesome Lol

[nlytend1]

Haha, this shit's a mindfuck. I never thought of this, why? why didn't i see the obvious, all gods who claim none came before them are atheists?

[Hattakiri]

God believes in Himself coz He has only Himself in His mind and imagination - said Aristotle

[YourDarkAccomplice]

@Hattakiri - Aristotle was a homosexual. So you're taking Biblical lessons from a homosexual? Wow, anything to buy into your own Mythology, eh? ;)

[Hattakiri]

@YourDarkAccomplice 1) Ari was homo. So what? 2) It's no Biblical lesson, it's an Aristotelian one! Catholic Scholasticism copied it later - seems they didn't (want to) know about Ari's gayness. 3) There's Yin and Yang, but there's also Yin and Yin and Yang and Yang - an I Ching lesson! Thus: Man and man and woman and woman is no problem!

;-)

[YourDarkAccomplice]

@Hattakiri So the "God" that you're referring to, isn't a biblical god who is anti-gay? I wonder how Aristotle was allowed mention that without getting fried alive.

LOL @ your #2. Fair enough, then.

I agree with you on the last part, too. Human being + human being (regardless of gender) = love. I wonder how long it'll take for our society to see how silly it is to fuss over nonsense.

[Hattakiri]

@YourDarkAccomplice In Ancient Greece (and Rome) homosexuality and sexual promiscuity (and orgies) were nothin special. Unfortunately child abuse too... (young boys in Ancient Greece)

(But whether all that is prohibited or not - the people do it anyways)

[YourDarkAccomplice]

@Hattakiri - Lol, I don't understand how your comment is relevant to mine, but in my opinion, humanity had struggled with all kinds of destructive forces (especially the concept called 'might over right') in the very beginning when evolution had favored certain individuals over others. We're still struggling the remnants of it to this day.

[Hattakiri]

@YourDarkAccomplice Constructive Force vs. Destructive Force. Aka Yin and Yang (i.e. one possible interpretation). That's why George Lucas called it "Force" - because he was inspired by Eastern Asian philosophy (and that's why the Jedi look a li'l bit like samurai)

We see: Anything can become a religion...

[YourDarkAccomplice]

@Hattakiri Lol! You're right. Not just any religion, too. Very effective religions. Like I've actually seen J.R.R Tolkien religions (with the Elves and what not). Freakin' awesome, somehow. (Cause it's more evolved than just slandering/insulting/bigotry). Go figure. XD

The Celts also had their bit of "yin/yang." They called it the Twilight. A term I prefer since I've seen people use yin/yang to justify cruelties like sexism/racism/hate etc. -.-;;

[Hattakiri]

@YourDarkAccomplice Thus we see: Any idea and ideology can be abused. Even if it once was ment to be good and helpful. And the other way 'round. Depends on the human(s) that (ab)use(s) it...

So the religions invented both crusade and charity - which the pagans didn't have (that much).

[fuckifacation123]

Best atheist video ever.

Also, a theist, and atheist, are the same fucking letters.

[TheYogscastFTW]

hi andrew

[TEHTYMEKITTEH1]

Lol, great

[MrBlackatheist]

LOL That song in the background is the song Tim Tebow sangs on the sideline during football games

[WhentheworldendsWWYD]

I wish Jeffery was god.

I would totally convert then...

[azur0x]

i wouldn't have the balls to argue with a being that can make me suffer for the rest of eternity

[ctjournals]

the first question is the BEST one EVERRRR!!! how come i never thought of it??

[alaric63]

I was eating doritos when I turned this on and that kinda freaked me out.

I should head to church......

ah, fuck it.

[anythingnew]

TJ and Dusty didn't get to go? lol

[Vampiric59]

one of the atheists looks like glen benton

[Neshuah1]

love it :D

[ProfessorMonocle]

I'm surprised you didn't include TheAmazingAthiest, but other than that well done. I love your work.

[antievil777]

Where is Richard Dawkins? He should be there in heaven!

[dandiaz19934]

"Oh my Lord, my God, You are my rock and my hard place!" hahahha I was dying!

[Thekid9800]

blhahahahahahahahaaaa

nuff siad :P

[CNETZebur]

I have the same issues with Hell, but I actually came up with a solution. Seriously. The punishment approaches a finite sum as time approaches infinity. Calculus. But, this is awesome!

[Tudrum2]

@CNETZebur in order for this to work, at some time punishment needs to aproach zero, and then hell practically stops being hell.

[tebowisadouche]

OOPS EXISTS

[tebowisadouche]

THERE IS NO HEAVEN!!! so how could anybody go to a place that doesnt exsist. FUCKING STUPID.

[itchygonads]

@tebowisadouche This video is made by an atheist in irony. You might want to re-think who is fucking stupid.

[omynoodleness1989]

@tebowisadouche you didn't get the humor in this vid? then you are dumb.

[Strangerinasland]

IF there is a god & IF that god does not believe a more powerful god exists, that god is an atheist.



[umidontno040394]

god wouldnt be an atheist. and atheist believes there are no gods. gods dont have to be "a higher power" god would believe in himself, so yeah god would be theist.

i believe i exsist. i'm not an ahumanist.

[Strangerinasland]

@umidontno040394 By definition, gods do have to be higher powers. Without less powerful beings, they are not gods.

[umidontno040394]

@Strangerinasland yeah god would be a god, cuz he is higher than all the humans/other animals etc. he would believe that he exsists, so he wouldnt be an atheist.

[Strangerinasland]

@umidontno040394 If there are gods, they are gods to only less powerful beings. They cannot be gods to those of equal or greater power.

[umidontno040394]

@Strangerinasland ...yeeeah i know. they are gods to the lesser beings (whatever "lesser beings" means, are we gods to monkeys?) but they are gods. and they believe that gods (themselves) exsist. so they wwouldnt be atheist.

[Strangerinasland]

@umidontno040394 If beings from another planet come here, they are aliens. If you & I go with them to their planet, we become the aliens & they go back to being natives. Some words' definitions are conditional. God is 1 of them. A being cannot be its own god.

[umidontno040394]

@Strangerinasland not its own god but a god.

[Strangerinasland]

@umidontno040394 IF there are gods who believe they were created by more powerful gods, they would be theists. 

[Strangerinasland]

@umidontno040394 IF somehow 1 of them did not believe the more powerful gods exist, that 1 would be an atheist. 

[umidontno040394]

@Strangerinasland no cuz it would still be a God. it doesnt have to believe in a more powerful God or a god to them. just a God in general. if they believe that THEY themselves are god, then they are not an atheist.

and yeah i get the whole IF thing.

[Strangerinasland]

@umidontno040394 "and yeah i get the whole IF thing"

I doubt it.

[umidontno040394]

@Strangerinasland because we are talking hypothetically. sry if i sounded religious before, i was just too lazy to type in a hypothetical way.

[Strangerinasland]

@umidontno040394 Do you think you know what hypothetical means?