profMTH is an asshole....other than that, the other atheists are cool. But I really don't give a shit about profMTH. He probably wouldn't make it to heaven. haha.
Since god is supposedly omnipotent he does not believe in a higher power, and if he is omniscient he has no faith in whether or not something will happen when he is already certain of it. By those standards, god must be an atheist.
@deadcrowes19 atheism has nothing to with believing whether or not your were begat by another entity. it is "the non-belief in a god or gods". since god is a god, he obvious knows/believes he exists. therefore, he is a theist. whether or not he believe he was begotten by another entity is something entirely different.
this is god idea, instead of eternal hell, why dont keep terms (like 50 years / 100 years) according to severity of evil committed by a person, after that allowed into heaven
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as an athiest I find this video extremely idiotic... athiests who don't even believe in god talking to god about how stupid he is and what's fair or not when he is the creator of their minds and the creator of what fair in their minds and in the universe. failure.
@provoable It's satire. They're making fun of why the generally accepted god (jewish, christian and, yes, islamic (I'll probably get shot now) is an asshole. If they weren't atheist, there would still be some valid (with some twisted logic) points.
@WWETHEMONSTER idiot, there is no heaven ,If you were alive once before, it was probably in another parallel universe , not this one and i don;t think you would remember that since that person was not you , In matter it could be you, but not in consciousness , So that's all
@djay00009 do want to know something, i was leagally dead for 3 minutes once, i saw everything, heaven is not the clouds, heaven is a compleatly different realm
I don't believe in Krishna, but you don't see me wasting my time to make videos that insult Krishna and make enemies of his followers.
You are not an atheist, you are just anti christian, and you should really get over it and heal.
"Atheists" like you are considered by logical thinkers as the crybabies of society, the selfish kids who always want their way and rebel when they do not get it.
GROW UP! It's not too late.
Get a real hobby, and stop pissing on those who believe.
50,000 years of Monopoly? It seems like a game actually does take that long. At least the Flying Spaghetti Monster likes to play Naked Twister and Beer Pong. God can't even throw a decent party, let alone provide eternal bliss. LMAO
Yeah right, if I was one of those atheist, I'd be telling God that I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want.. Seriously, because your in the place where you get to have absolutely everything imaginable. I'ma fuck my sexy hot ass angel bitches, drink boose to da fullest and then I'ma fuck Jesus to the core and lay my big black butt crack ass on one da them goddamn golden ass thrones.That's what I would do, forget them worthess burning dumbass bitches.
Actually to be honest... those Atheist that got sent to heaven got on my nerves if I was God.. i'd send everyone to hell except me..... hmmm I guess God could be worse he could be me.. and if he was you'd all go to hell... ha ha ha ha..
Lol. Eh. Athiest? God? Same difference. Either way you have to explain the impossible. How did the universe arise if no-one created it? If got created the universe? Who created God? This goes on without end no matter what you believe, because there's simply no reason for there to be anything at all to begin with.
@KuraIthys Actually, Laurence Krauss' presentation called "A Universe from Nothing" is an excellent explanation for the possible circumstances under which the Big Bang occurred, and why Atheism is a substantially better position to have. Really recommend it.
@TheCircusReject Sounds like it might be interesting. Though I tend to find that most arguments, whoever is making them, pre-suppose some factors that remain completely arbitrary. It's all well and good to say certain factors would lead to our current situation, but aside from the obvious anthropocentric argument, what possible reason is there for anything to exist? The Terry Pratchett idea perhaps? "Anything that can exist, will exist somewhere?".
5;11, The atheist is seeing the lies of the religious humans who worship the devil, and not God at all. The devil wanted us to fry, and not die in a burnt out sun, and that would have happened had God not protected the tree of life after the fall of man. God gave himself. had Humans know what could have been lost with God doing what he did humans will have more respect for what God did. Lucifer wanted more, and God gave him more. Man accepted the more. Now we have death, an illusion of more.
Be an atheist in word, but be like Jesus in action, and be a christian. It's the opposite to what you think. A human is not the sum total of the letters pasted on your shirt, 3:28 a whole bunch of meek humans. They are Christians. I told you before hell is not a place. Hell is Gods light to those that refused to allow Gods love into them. As a result got worse, and worse being bad to humans being bad to Jesus . In other words the wicked literally asked for it to be ashes, and that is all.
God is light. No one created light. The non human animals praise God by not saying a word. They praise God by not cursing God. We should do the same. When we are good to each other, and quietly thankful we praise God. The praise described is good, but it is not all that there is. When you see God in his glory all knees will bow, bodies will tremble too.God will say peace be still, and there will be peace. Forgiving, showing mercy not waring, lifting humans up being like Jesus is praises God.
The best idea ever conveyed about this situation, I think, was one by Marcus Aurelius. To paraphrase him, if there is a God and he is just, he would not bother how devout we have been, would only judge of us upon the virtues by which we lived.
In other words, justice would be to separate good people from bad ones on the basis of who they were actively trying to be up to their best effort and not on the basis of how they behaved religiously.
And, if there's a God and he's unjust, you wish not to worship such a God.
Currently, we can't reasonably suppose that there have to be one -- or else even many --, but if we should have been religiously involved, it would mean it wasn't worth doing it in the first place.
Be kind, be good and think for yourself: if someone condemns you for that, he's wicked.
@KrugmanTheKing I agree that one who condemn other people are other people who think too high about themselves. Equally happening with Christian fundamentalist for people being less holy than them and also some people thinking religious people being unable to have reasoning nor developing their believe. There are things that both ends just try not to see because of petty human ego. Joh.8 1-11 Is what Jesus did.
I also think that to be good and kind for others is good.
@KrugmanTheKing - It's funny how that is referred to as "he." I tend to refer to gods are "it" since it's truly imply a "lack of specific gender." People insist that Yahweh is no "she," or "it.." so I take it (since He created men in His image) he also have male genitalia.
I wonder what he does with it all day. I mean, does it just dangle there? After all, if Adam is in "God's" image and Adam had a penis... That certainly guarantees it for Yahweh, no? O.o
@YourDarkAccomplice 1) Ari was homo. So what? 2) It's no Biblical lesson, it's an Aristotelian one! Catholic Scholasticism copied it later - seems they didn't (want to) know about Ari's gayness. 3) There's Yin and Yang, but there's also Yin and Yin and Yang and Yang - an I Ching lesson! Thus: Man and man and woman and woman is no problem!
@Hattakiri So the "God" that you're referring to, isn't a biblical god who is anti-gay? I wonder how Aristotle was allowed mention that without getting fried alive.
LOL @ your #2. Fair enough, then.
I agree with you on the last part, too. Human being + human being (regardless of gender) = love. I wonder how long it'll take for our society to see how silly it is to fuss over nonsense.
@YourDarkAccomplice In Ancient Greece (and Rome) homosexuality and sexual promiscuity (and orgies) were nothin special. Unfortunately child abuse too... (young boys in Ancient Greece)
(But whether all that is prohibited or not - the people do it anyways)
@Hattakiri - Lol, I don't understand how your comment is relevant to mine, but in my opinion, humanity had struggled with all kinds of destructive forces (especially the concept called 'might over right') in the very beginning when evolution had favored certain individuals over others. We're still struggling the remnants of it to this day.
@YourDarkAccomplice Constructive Force vs. Destructive Force. Aka Yin and Yang (i.e. one possible interpretation). That's why George Lucas called it "Force" - because he was inspired by Eastern Asian philosophy (and that's why the Jedi look a li'l bit like samurai)
@Hattakiri Lol! You're right. Not just any religion, too. Very effective religions. Like I've actually seen J.R.R Tolkien religions (with the Elves and what not). Freakin' awesome, somehow. (Cause it's more evolved than just slandering/insulting/bigotry). Go figure. XD
The Celts also had their bit of "yin/yang." They called it the Twilight. A term I prefer since I've seen people use yin/yang to justify cruelties like sexism/racism/hate etc. -.-;;
@YourDarkAccomplice Thus we see: Any idea and ideology can be abused. Even if it once was ment to be good and helpful. And the other way 'round. Depends on the human(s) that (ab)use(s) it...
So the religions invented both crusade and charity - which the pagans didn't have (that much).
I have the same issues with Hell, but I actually came up with a solution. Seriously. The punishment approaches a finite sum as time approaches infinity. Calculus. But, this is awesome!
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god wouldnt be an atheist. and atheist believes there are no gods. gods dont have to be "a higher power" god would believe in himself, so yeah god would be theist.
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@Strangerinasland yeah god would be a god, cuz he is higher than all the humans/other animals etc. he would believe that he exsists, so he wouldnt be an atheist.
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@Strangerinasland ...yeeeah i know. they are gods to the lesser beings (whatever "lesser beings" means, are we gods to monkeys?) but they are gods. and they believe that gods (themselves) exsist. so they wwouldnt be atheist.
@umidontno040394 If beings from another planet come here, they are aliens. If you & I go with them to their planet, we become the aliens & they go back to being natives. Some words' definitions are conditional. God is 1 of them. A being cannot be its own god.
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@Strangerinasland no cuz it would still be a God. it doesnt have to believe in a more powerful God or a god to them. just a God in general. if they believe that THEY themselves are god, then they are not an atheist.
You forgot zomgitsgris.
Cainkane1 2 hours ago
There are some missing Atheists, say for example the Amazing Atheist
MalvinasChick 2 hours ago in playlist Comedy for Athiests - God and Jeffery
profMTH is an asshole....other than that, the other atheists are cool. But I really don't give a shit about profMTH. He probably wouldn't make it to heaven. haha.
TheLuckySaGe 4 hours ago
What if he is real but he is that terrible o.O
TheCaptainjuicy 18 hours ago
Since god is supposedly omnipotent he does not believe in a higher power, and if he is omniscient he has no faith in whether or not something will happen when he is already certain of it. By those standards, god must be an atheist.
deadcrowes19 22 hours ago
@deadcrowes19 atheism has nothing to with believing whether or not your were begat by another entity. it is "the non-belief in a god or gods". since god is a god, he obvious knows/believes he exists. therefore, he is a theist. whether or not he believe he was begotten by another entity is something entirely different.
m00ph00 8 hours ago
Where was Criss? Dammit, I was only watching to see her. (No offence, but AronRa's really not my type.)
NevilleRhysBarnes 1 day ago
actually, god isn't an atheist. atheism is the nonbelief that a god exists. for god to be an atheist, he'd have to not believe that he exists.
m00ph00 1 day ago
@m00ph00 God's an Atheist haha (not that he's real)
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All hail flying spaghetti monster. He boiled for your sins! His noodly appandage will touch all of you!!! Ramen!!
alliencedful 1 day ago
this is god idea, instead of eternal hell, why dont keep terms (like 50 years / 100 years) according to severity of evil committed by a person, after that allowed into heaven
by the way im a atheist
commetn welcome
hellobal100 2 days ago
Yay im going to heaven
TheCaptainjuicy 2 days ago
i'm glade i'm not going to a chiristian heaven. i hate both games! XD LOL
xhunterforest 2 days ago
In my book, Phil Hellenes deserves to be up there just as much as thunderf00t does. He's pretty damn brilliant.
ItsEasyIfYouThink 3 days ago
this is really fucking dumb o_O
dEViN1887 3 days ago
@dEViN1887 yeah!!
Redflowers9 3 days ago
@dEViN1887 i bet your a christian
alexis327100 1 day ago
@alexis327100 haha well im an atheist buddy XD
i just like humor, and decent animation, which i was disappointed to find was absent
dEViN1887 1 day ago
@dEViN1887 ok forget what i said
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It is widely known that as you enter R.E.M sleep or begin todie your brain produces D.M.T the known most powerful hallucinogen and users can possibly experience hallucinations so powerful it can completely alter their conception of reality, in their minds they travel to a new plain of existence and communicate with other worldly beings of previously perceived impossibility = afterlife experiences. A great drawback is that it can awaken latent psychological imparties or a other worldly bad trip.
okiedouk 4 days ago
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okiedouk 4 days ago
that girl looks like a guy that looks like a really sexy chic - I am confuse.
fadechicobuarque1989 4 days ago
pope status annie .... gators got your granny
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CrapTurret94 5 days ago
as an athiest I find this video extremely idiotic... athiests who don't even believe in god talking to god about how stupid he is and what's fair or not when he is the creator of their minds and the creator of what fair in their minds and in the universe. failure.
provoable 5 days ago
@provoable It's satire. They're making fun of why the generally accepted god (jewish, christian and, yes, islamic (I'll probably get shot now) is an asshole. If they weren't atheist, there would still be some valid (with some twisted logic) points.
YourDeathAtAllCost 5 days ago
@provoable That's why it's called a satire.
TheBeastOfDarkcova 5 days ago
@provoable If you are an atheist, why do you speak exactly like a theist.
"when he is the creator of their minds and the creator of what fair in their minds and in the universe."
That especially sounds like you believe in god.
NathanWubs 1 day ago
you dont know that for sure asshole, i was once legally dead before, and i saw heaven
WWETHEMONSTER 6 days ago
@WWETHEMONSTER idiot, there is no heaven ,If you were alive once before, it was probably in another parallel universe , not this one and i don;t think you would remember that since that person was not you , In matter it could be you, but not in consciousness , So that's all
djay00009 5 days ago
@djay00009 do want to know something, i was leagally dead for 3 minutes once, i saw everything, heaven is not the clouds, heaven is a compleatly different realm
WWETHEMONSTER 4 days ago
@WWETHEMONSTER
"i was leagally dead for 3 minutes once, i saw everything"
In other words: you were hallucinating.
MomoTheBellyDancer 4 days ago 2
@MomoTheBellyDancer legally dead hahahahahahahahah ;D good joke lololol
djay00009 4 days ago
This vid shows why id rather hang with an Atheist than an christian. and I'm agnostic ;-)
MrTubarr 6 days ago
so your an atheist?
OneHappyBlonde 1 week ago
Aw, no Cristina Rad.
theignoredgender 1 week ago
ROTFLMAO
coyoteself 1 week ago
NonStampCollector?
SodiumNitrateBot 1 week ago
There is Limbo serving as the ONLY middle ground.
Gakeon143 1 week ago in playlist God & Jeffery
where is zomgitscrissssssssssssssssssssssss????!! great video nontheless, im an ex muslim so let me know if u need any help if u know what i mean :D
roflpwned 1 week ago
Bwhahahaha ha ha ha haha ha!!!! Loved the begining XD
TheIcelandicPatriot 1 week ago
heck yeah
youtube.com/watch?v=JkgS-t44ch8
razurrrr 1 week ago
LOL! 'Not even for.... Monopoly?'
'facepalm'
xDD
TehBombIsKewl 1 week ago
ass kissing lol
eleazar1033 1 week ago
I like how Aron Ra gets bat wings
Dubickimus 1 week ago
Thumbs up for 'IF ATHIESTS WENT TO HEAVEN PT 2'' Including the AmazingAtheist, Matt Dillahunty, Tracie Harris, etc
TSPOWELL89 2 weeks ago 27
@TSPOWELL89 Maybe not the amazing atheist, but the rest would be cool
SkeptiCanadian 1 week ago
this is fucking funny
iRouRoui 2 weeks ago
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I don't believe in Krishna, but you don't see me wasting my time to make videos that insult Krishna and make enemies of his followers.
You are not an atheist, you are just anti christian, and you should really get over it and heal.
"Atheists" like you are considered by logical thinkers as the crybabies of society, the selfish kids who always want their way and rebel when they do not get it.
GROW UP! It's not too late.
Get a real hobby, and stop pissing on those who believe.
BarbieBoy1997 2 weeks ago
I find your lack of thunderf00t, GI, hot blonde, and hot black chick disturbing. Otherwise great video!
fleroviumUuq 2 weeks ago
@fleroviumUuq There's a hot black atheist?? what is this persons name
KanyeAirJordans 2 weeks ago
@KanyeAirJordans Ayonna Watson, I believe.
fleroviumUuq 2 weeks ago
@fleroviumUuq Oh cool thanks, I'll have to check her out sometime
KanyeAirJordans 1 week ago
50,000 years of Monopoly? It seems like a game actually does take that long. At least the Flying Spaghetti Monster likes to play Naked Twister and Beer Pong. God can't even throw a decent party, let alone provide eternal bliss. LMAO
TheCrimsonification 2 weeks ago
Sweet merciful zombie screw! xD That was cute. ^^
Tanoro 2 weeks ago
Well fuck me with a carrot!
3xAmigosProductions 2 weeks ago
I loved all the inside jokes--ProfMTH "He's kinda hot." Aronra "Crocoduck." ROFLMAO.
Cathmoytura 2 weeks ago
Where's NonStampCollector & Angie the Anti-Theist?
mrpink99 2 weeks ago
Yeah right, if I was one of those atheist, I'd be telling God that I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want.. Seriously, because your in the place where you get to have absolutely everything imaginable. I'ma fuck my sexy hot ass angel bitches, drink boose to da fullest and then I'ma fuck Jesus to the core and lay my big black butt crack ass on one da them goddamn golden ass thrones.That's what I would do, forget them worthess burning dumbass bitches.
sam98177 2 weeks ago
Wait.. Dad? Was Jesus filming? :P
MisterAnimann 2 weeks ago
I'd have liked to see The Amazing Atheist going to heaven in this episode.
YorianSevenfold 2 weeks ago 16
If i died and the christian god was real. id tell him to fuck off. Id rather take eternity in hell than be a subservient peon to a tyrant.
helvet666 2 weeks ago 3
YeeeeeeHawwwww!!!!!
now THATS what i call educational
dear god,
please can i have some of those AronRA wings
Amen
Mark777X 2 weeks ago
This video SO needs a sequel!
VinnyMonster1 2 weeks ago
Excellent queries.
4817Indian 2 weeks ago
Oh Crocoduck! xD
Tanoro 2 weeks ago
Vogter2100's channel has been terminated it says. Can I watch his videos any other way?
RicoSeattle 2 weeks ago
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ObjectiveImpact 2 weeks ago
Actually to be honest... those Atheist that got sent to heaven got on my nerves if I was God.. i'd send everyone to hell except me..... hmmm I guess God could be worse he could be me.. and if he was you'd all go to hell... ha ha ha ha..
666TheBloodLust666 2 weeks ago
4:36 LOL the look
Neshuah1 2 weeks ago
I wonder whre does the name Jeffrey come from. Doesn't sound very biblical. Darkmatter, is your name Jeffrey?
Neshuah1 2 weeks ago
Where's Christopher Hitchens?
planetsaver1 2 weeks ago
@ProfessorMonocle
Because he is a stigma to decent atheists
MegaOnlyme21 3 weeks ago
Thunderfoot and that hot blonde chick are missing
pickupthePWN 3 weeks ago 49
@pickupthePWN whos the chick
BestGowKills 1 week ago
@pickupthePWN ZOMGITSCRISSSSSSSSSSSS
MJFAN666 1 week ago
@pickupthePWN fuck Thunderfoot, he is an Atheist .
AllaBader01 1 week ago
bible says athesits are stupid, does this mean he is?
Warxyph 3 weeks ago
Wheres thunderfoot,TJ and sexy blond european lady.
MrDeludedPenguin 3 weeks ago 34
@MrDeludedPenguin what girl?
BestGowKills 1 week ago
@MrDeludedPenguin TJ was off e-begging somewhere.
MrBetterGame 1 week ago
@MrDeludedPenguin TJ is a fucking asshole dude, assuming you are referring to the amazing atheist
iamjordandavoll 1 week ago
@MrDeludedPenguin Who is this sexy blond European lady all are talking about?
Singh13saab 5 days ago
@Singh13saab her youtube user name is ZOMGitsCriss and i dunno about her real name.
I only referred to her in such a way because i could not remember her username.
MrDeludedPenguin 4 days ago
@MrDeludedPenguin Thanks mate, I'll definitely have to look her up ;)
Singh13saab 3 days ago
@MrDeludedPenguin
Her real name is Cristina Rad
aardwolf71 2 days ago
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MrDeludedPenguin 3 weeks ago
NOOOOO!! Not Jeffrey!!
Oaglor 3 weeks ago
Brilliant.
Andmesa 3 weeks ago
It all makes sense now, this guy is an unemployed pot head.
MaxamillianArturo 3 weeks ago
I wish you had included Thunderf00t. Nevertheless, great video and now all those vloggers have earned a new subscriber.
PhyOSPhyOS 3 weeks ago
The blue guy sounded like Ricky Gervais.
CursedZebra 3 weeks ago
Nice video! I would love to know the name of the music that you put in the introduction of the video. thanks!
LuisErickCoyAceves 3 weeks ago
Aron Ra is the shit
Dsence 4 weeks ago 4
love the storyline... but did you record these voices with a potatoe?
bradman357 4 weeks ago
@TheAmazingAthiest????
macintosh264 4 weeks ago
Lol. Eh. Athiest? God? Same difference. Either way you have to explain the impossible. How did the universe arise if no-one created it? If got created the universe? Who created God? This goes on without end no matter what you believe, because there's simply no reason for there to be anything at all to begin with.
KuraIthys 4 weeks ago
@KuraIthys Actually, Laurence Krauss' presentation called "A Universe from Nothing" is an excellent explanation for the possible circumstances under which the Big Bang occurred, and why Atheism is a substantially better position to have. Really recommend it.
TheCircusReject 3 weeks ago
@TheCircusReject Sounds like it might be interesting. Though I tend to find that most arguments, whoever is making them, pre-suppose some factors that remain completely arbitrary. It's all well and good to say certain factors would lead to our current situation, but aside from the obvious anthropocentric argument, what possible reason is there for anything to exist? The Terry Pratchett idea perhaps? "Anything that can exist, will exist somewhere?".
KuraIthys 3 weeks ago
Why are "most" athesist are jerks? They remind me of their Christian counter parts.
TheZulaKing 1 month ago
@TheZulaKing
Why are most humans jerks? They remind me of other humans.
Applesmaush 1 month ago 2
If I died and actually faced god, I would say "so you do exist? what the fuck did you do to the world!?"
ridered300 1 month ago 2
hahahahaahahahahaha better than south park
MrAdambresette 1 month ago
he looks like king ramsey from courage the cowardly dog amirite?
trolldadquickies 1 month ago
I can now die happy, they need to put this on TV at least once a year (preferably on christmas for irony's sake).
btw AronRa you are my fucking hero.
morganmichaelp 1 month ago
@morganmichaelp Easter.
IoEstasCedonta 1 month ago
aronraa is the shit
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7:02,God is not hiding at all. God in spirit is looking out of the eyes of the atheist, and those that are persecuted like Jesus was persecuted.
kobidobidog 1 month ago
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5;11, The atheist is seeing the lies of the religious humans who worship the devil, and not God at all. The devil wanted us to fry, and not die in a burnt out sun, and that would have happened had God not protected the tree of life after the fall of man. God gave himself. had Humans know what could have been lost with God doing what he did humans will have more respect for what God did. Lucifer wanted more, and God gave him more. Man accepted the more. Now we have death, an illusion of more.
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Be an atheist in word, but be like Jesus in action, and be a christian. It's the opposite to what you think. A human is not the sum total of the letters pasted on your shirt, 3:28 a whole bunch of meek humans. They are Christians. I told you before hell is not a place. Hell is Gods light to those that refused to allow Gods love into them. As a result got worse, and worse being bad to humans being bad to Jesus . In other words the wicked literally asked for it to be ashes, and that is all.
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God is light. No one created light. The non human animals praise God by not saying a word. They praise God by not cursing God. We should do the same. When we are good to each other, and quietly thankful we praise God. The praise described is good, but it is not all that there is. When you see God in his glory all knees will bow, bodies will tremble too.God will say peace be still, and there will be peace. Forgiving, showing mercy not waring, lifting humans up being like Jesus is praises God.
kobidobidog 1 month ago
Never heard of the world Ethernal?
DoberFrann 1 month ago
if nothing created God then God doesn't believe in a higher power
therefore "God" is an atheist
our goal is to be more godlike
therefore we should all be atheists
GenocideOwl 1 month ago 7
@GenocideOwl the worst death sin is playing god
Hairdification 1 month ago
@GenocideOwl Yeah... and where does the Bible say that.. smart ass.
Itsallawesome 1 month ago
@Itsallawesome - Who said anything about Jewish Mythology called "The Bible"? He's got a point. XD
YourDarkAccomplice 1 month ago
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The best idea ever conveyed about this situation, I think, was one by Marcus Aurelius. To paraphrase him, if there is a God and he is just, he would not bother how devout we have been, would only judge of us upon the virtues by which we lived.
In other words, justice would be to separate good people from bad ones on the basis of who they were actively trying to be up to their best effort and not on the basis of how they behaved religiously.
KrugmanTheKing 1 month ago
@GenocideOwl
And, if there's a God and he's unjust, you wish not to worship such a God.
Currently, we can't reasonably suppose that there have to be one -- or else even many --, but if we should have been religiously involved, it would mean it wasn't worth doing it in the first place.
Be kind, be good and think for yourself: if someone condemns you for that, he's wicked.
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@KrugmanTheKing I agree that one who condemn other people are other people who think too high about themselves. Equally happening with Christian fundamentalist for people being less holy than them and also some people thinking religious people being unable to have reasoning nor developing their believe. There are things that both ends just try not to see because of petty human ego. Joh.8 1-11 Is what Jesus did.
I also think that to be good and kind for others is good.
PikkuMiku 1 month ago
@KrugmanTheKing - It's funny how that is referred to as "he." I tend to refer to gods are "it" since it's truly imply a "lack of specific gender." People insist that Yahweh is no "she," or "it.." so I take it (since He created men in His image) he also have male genitalia.
I wonder what he does with it all day. I mean, does it just dangle there? After all, if Adam is in "God's" image and Adam had a penis... That certainly guarantees it for Yahweh, no? O.o
Weird.
YourDarkAccomplice 1 month ago
Fuck Monopoly! This was awesome Lol
Aldridge517 1 month ago
Haha, this shit's a mindfuck. I never thought of this, why? why didn't i see the obvious, all gods who claim none came before them are atheists?
nlytend1 1 month ago
God believes in Himself coz He has only Himself in His mind and imagination - said Aristotle
Hattakiri 1 month ago
@Hattakiri - Aristotle was a homosexual. So you're taking Biblical lessons from a homosexual? Wow, anything to buy into your own Mythology, eh? ;)
YourDarkAccomplice 1 month ago
@YourDarkAccomplice 1) Ari was homo. So what? 2) It's no Biblical lesson, it's an Aristotelian one! Catholic Scholasticism copied it later - seems they didn't (want to) know about Ari's gayness. 3) There's Yin and Yang, but there's also Yin and Yin and Yang and Yang - an I Ching lesson! Thus: Man and man and woman and woman is no problem!
;-)
Hattakiri 1 month ago
@Hattakiri So the "God" that you're referring to, isn't a biblical god who is anti-gay? I wonder how Aristotle was allowed mention that without getting fried alive.
LOL @ your #2. Fair enough, then.
I agree with you on the last part, too. Human being + human being (regardless of gender) = love. I wonder how long it'll take for our society to see how silly it is to fuss over nonsense.
YourDarkAccomplice 1 month ago
@YourDarkAccomplice In Ancient Greece (and Rome) homosexuality and sexual promiscuity (and orgies) were nothin special. Unfortunately child abuse too... (young boys in Ancient Greece)
(But whether all that is prohibited or not - the people do it anyways)
Hattakiri 1 month ago
@Hattakiri - Lol, I don't understand how your comment is relevant to mine, but in my opinion, humanity had struggled with all kinds of destructive forces (especially the concept called 'might over right') in the very beginning when evolution had favored certain individuals over others. We're still struggling the remnants of it to this day.
YourDarkAccomplice 1 month ago
@YourDarkAccomplice Constructive Force vs. Destructive Force. Aka Yin and Yang (i.e. one possible interpretation). That's why George Lucas called it "Force" - because he was inspired by Eastern Asian philosophy (and that's why the Jedi look a li'l bit like samurai)
We see: Anything can become a religion...
Hattakiri 1 month ago
@Hattakiri Lol! You're right. Not just any religion, too. Very effective religions. Like I've actually seen J.R.R Tolkien religions (with the Elves and what not). Freakin' awesome, somehow. (Cause it's more evolved than just slandering/insulting/bigotry). Go figure. XD
The Celts also had their bit of "yin/yang." They called it the Twilight. A term I prefer since I've seen people use yin/yang to justify cruelties like sexism/racism/hate etc. -.-;;
YourDarkAccomplice 1 month ago
@YourDarkAccomplice Thus we see: Any idea and ideology can be abused. Even if it once was ment to be good and helpful. And the other way 'round. Depends on the human(s) that (ab)use(s) it...
So the religions invented both crusade and charity - which the pagans didn't have (that much).
Hattakiri 1 month ago
Best atheist video ever.
Also, a theist, and atheist, are the same fucking letters.
fuckifacation123 1 month ago
hi andrew
TheYogscastFTW 1 month ago
Lol, great
TEHTYMEKITTEH1 1 month ago
LOL That song in the background is the song Tim Tebow sangs on the sideline during football games
MrBlackatheist 1 month ago
I wish Jeffery was god.
I would totally convert then...
WhentheworldendsWWYD 1 month ago 66
i wouldn't have the balls to argue with a being that can make me suffer for the rest of eternity
azur0x 1 month ago in playlist God & Jeffery
the first question is the BEST one EVERRRR!!! how come i never thought of it??
ctjournals 1 month ago
I was eating doritos when I turned this on and that kinda freaked me out.
I should head to church......
ah, fuck it.
alaric63 1 month ago
TJ and Dusty didn't get to go? lol
anythingnew 1 month ago
one of the atheists looks like glen benton
Vampiric59 1 month ago
love it :D
Neshuah1 1 month ago
I'm surprised you didn't include TheAmazingAthiest, but other than that well done. I love your work.
ProfessorMonocle 1 month ago in playlist God & Jeffery 26
Where is Richard Dawkins? He should be there in heaven!
antievil777 1 month ago
"Oh my Lord, my God, You are my rock and my hard place!" hahahha I was dying!
dandiaz19934 1 month ago
blhahahahahahahahaaaa
nuff siad :P
Thekid9800 1 month ago
I have the same issues with Hell, but I actually came up with a solution. Seriously. The punishment approaches a finite sum as time approaches infinity. Calculus. But, this is awesome!
CNETZebur 1 month ago
@CNETZebur in order for this to work, at some time punishment needs to aproach zero, and then hell practically stops being hell.
Tudrum2 1 month ago in playlist God & Jeffery
OOPS EXISTS
tebowisadouche 1 month ago
THERE IS NO HEAVEN!!! so how could anybody go to a place that doesnt exsist. FUCKING STUPID.
tebowisadouche 1 month ago
@tebowisadouche This video is made by an atheist in irony. You might want to re-think who is fucking stupid.
itchygonads 1 month ago
@tebowisadouche you didn't get the humor in this vid? then you are dumb.
omynoodleness1989 1 month ago
IF there is a god & IF that god does not believe a more powerful god exists, that god is an atheist.
Strangerinasland 1 month ago 5
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god wouldnt be an atheist. and atheist believes there are no gods. gods dont have to be "a higher power" god would believe in himself, so yeah god would be theist.
i believe i exsist. i'm not an ahumanist.
umidontno040394 1 month ago
@umidontno040394 By definition, gods do have to be higher powers. Without less powerful beings, they are not gods.
Strangerinasland 1 month ago 7
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@Strangerinasland yeah god would be a god, cuz he is higher than all the humans/other animals etc. he would believe that he exsists, so he wouldnt be an atheist.
umidontno040394 1 month ago
@umidontno040394 If there are gods, they are gods to only less powerful beings. They cannot be gods to those of equal or greater power.
Strangerinasland 1 month ago 6
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@Strangerinasland ...yeeeah i know. they are gods to the lesser beings (whatever "lesser beings" means, are we gods to monkeys?) but they are gods. and they believe that gods (themselves) exsist. so they wwouldnt be atheist.
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@umidontno040394 They cannot create themselves & they cannot worship themselves. They cannot pray to themselves.
Strangerinasland 1 month ago 6
@umidontno040394 If beings from another planet come here, they are aliens. If you & I go with them to their planet, we become the aliens & they go back to being natives. Some words' definitions are conditional. God is 1 of them. A being cannot be its own god.
Strangerinasland 1 month ago 7
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@Strangerinasland not its own god but a god.
umidontno040394 1 month ago
@umidontno040394 IF there are gods who believe they were created by more powerful gods, they would be theists.
Strangerinasland 1 month ago 18
@umidontno040394 IF somehow 1 of them did not believe the more powerful gods exist, that 1 would be an atheist.
Strangerinasland 1 month ago 5
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@Strangerinasland no cuz it would still be a God. it doesnt have to believe in a more powerful God or a god to them. just a God in general. if they believe that THEY themselves are god, then they are not an atheist.
and yeah i get the whole IF thing.
umidontno040394 1 month ago
@umidontno040394 "and yeah i get the whole IF thing"
I doubt it.
Strangerinasland 1 month ago 5
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@Strangerinasland because we are talking hypothetically. sry if i sounded religious before, i was just too lazy to type in a hypothetical way.
umidontno040394 1 month ago
@umidontno040394 Do you think you know what hypothetical means?
Strangerinasland 1 month ago 2