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  • as an athiest I find this video extremely idiotic... athiests who don't even believe in god talking to god about how stupid he is and what's fair or not when he is the creator of their minds and the creator of what fair in their minds and in the universe. failure.

  • you dont know that for sure asshole, i was once legally dead before, and i saw heaven

  • This vid shows why id rather hang with an Atheist than an christian. and I'm agnostic ;-)

  • so your an atheist?

  • Aw, no Cristina Rad.

  • ROTFLMAO

  • NonStampCollector?

  • There is Limbo serving as the ONLY middle ground.

  • where is zomgitscrissssssssssssssssssss­ssss????!! great video nontheless, im an ex muslim so let me know if u need any help if u know what i mean :D

  • Bwhahahaha ha ha ha haha ha!!!! Loved the begining XD

  • heck yeah

    youtube.com/watch?v=JkgS-t44ch­8

  • LOL! 'Not even for.... Monopoly?'

    'facepalm'

    xDD

  • ass kissing lol

  • I like how Aron Ra gets bat wings

  • Thumbs up for 'IF ATHIESTS WENT TO HEAVEN PT 2'' Including the AmazingAtheist, Matt Dillahunty, Tracie Harris, etc

  • @TSPOWELL89 Maybe not the amazing atheist, but the rest would be cool

  • this is fucking funny

  • I find your lack of thunderf00t, GI, hot blonde, and hot black chick disturbing. Otherwise great video!

  • @fleroviumUuq There's a hot black atheist?? what is this persons name

  • @KanyeAirJordans Ayonna Watson, I believe.

  • @fleroviumUuq Oh cool thanks, I'll have to check her out sometime

  • 50,000 years of Monopoly? It seems like a game actually does take that long. At least the Flying Spaghetti Monster likes to play Naked Twister and Beer Pong. God can't even throw a decent party, let alone provide eternal bliss. LMAO

  • Sweet merciful zombie screw! xD That was cute. ^^

  • Well fuck me with a carrot!

  • I loved all the inside jokes--ProfMTH "He's kinda hot." Aronra "Crocoduck." ROFLMAO.

  • Where's NonStampCollector & Angie the Anti-Theist?

  • Yeah right, if I was one of those atheist, I'd be telling God that I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want.. Seriously, because your in the place where you get to have absolutely everything imaginable. I'ma fuck my sexy hot ass angel bitches, drink boose to da fullest and then I'ma fuck Jesus to the core and lay my big black butt crack ass on one da them goddamn golden ass thrones.That's what I would do, forget them worthess burning dumbass bitches.

  • Wait.. Dad? Was Jesus filming? :P

  • I'd have liked to see The Amazing Atheist going to heaven in this episode.

  • If i died and the christian god was real. id tell him to fuck off. Id rather take eternity in hell than be a subservient peon to a tyrant.

  • YeeeeeeHawwwww!!!!!

    now THATS what i call educational

    dear god,

    please can i have some of those AronRA wings

    Amen

  • This video SO needs a sequel!

  • Excellent queries.

  • Oh Crocoduck! xD

  • Vogter2100's channel has been terminated it says. Can I watch his videos any other way?

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  • Actually to be honest... those Atheist that got sent to heaven got on my nerves if I was God.. i'd send everyone to hell except me..... hmmm I guess God could be worse he could be me.. and if he was you'd all go to hell... ha ha ha ha..

  • 4:36 LOL the look

  • I wonder whre does the name Jeffrey come from. Doesn't sound very biblical. Darkmatter, is your name Jeffrey?

  • Where's Christopher Hitchens?

  • @ProfessorMonocle

    Because he is a stigma to decent atheists

  • Thunderfoot and that hot blonde chick are missing

  • @pickupthePWN whos the chick

  • @pickupthePWN ZOMGITSCRISSSSSSSSSSSS

  • @pickupthePWN fuck Thunderfoot, he is an Atheist .

  • bible says athesits are stupid, does this mean he is?

  • Wheres thunderfoot,TJ and sexy blond european lady.

  • @MrDeludedPenguin what girl?

  • @MrDeludedPenguin TJ was off e-begging somewhere.

  • @MrDeludedPenguin TJ is a fucking asshole dude, assuming you are referring to the amazing atheist

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  • NOOOOO!! Not Jeffrey!!

  • Brilliant.

  • It all makes sense now, this guy is an unemployed pot head.

  • I wish you had included Thunderf00t. Nevertheless, great video and now all those vloggers have earned a new subscriber.

  • The blue guy sounded like Ricky Gervais.

  • Nice video! I would love to know the name of the music that you put in the introduction of the video. thanks!

  • Aron Ra is the shit

  • love the storyline... but did you record these voices with a potatoe?

  • Lol. Eh. Athiest? God? Same difference. Either way you have to explain the impossible. How did the universe arise if no-one created it? If got created the universe? Who created God? This goes on without end no matter what you believe, because there's simply no reason for there to be anything at all to begin with.

  • @KuraIthys Actually, Laurence Krauss' presentation called "A Universe from Nothing" is an excellent explanation for the possible circumstances under which the Big Bang occurred, and why Atheism is a substantially better position to have. Really recommend it.

  • @TheCircusReject Sounds like it might be interesting. Though I tend to find that most arguments, whoever is making them, pre-suppose some factors that remain completely arbitrary. It's all well and good to say certain factors would lead to our current situation, but aside from the obvious anthropocentric argument, what possible reason is there for anything to exist? The Terry Pratchett idea perhaps? "Anything that can exist, will exist somewhere?".

  • Why are "most" athesist are jerks? They remind me of their Christian counter parts.

  • @TheZulaKing

    Why are most humans jerks? They remind me of other humans.

  • If I died and actually faced god, I would say "so you do exist? what the fuck did you do to the world!?"

  • hahahahaahahahahaha better than south park

  • he looks like king ramsey from courage the cowardly dog amirite?

  • I can now die happy, they need to put this on TV at least once a year (preferably on christmas for irony's sake).

    btw AronRa you are my fucking hero.

  • @morganmichaelp Easter.

  • aronraa is the shit

  • YouTube Atheists - 1

    God - 0

  • Never heard of the world Ethernal?

  • if nothing created God then God doesn't believe in a higher power

    therefore "God" is an atheist

    our goal is to be more godlike

    therefore we should all be atheists

  • @GenocideOwl the worst death sin is playing god

  • @GenocideOwl Yeah... and where does the Bible say that.. smart ass.

  • @Itsallawesome - Who said anything about Jewish Mythology called "The Bible"? He's got a point. XD

  • @GenocideOwl

    The best idea ever conveyed about this situation, I think, was one by Marcus Aurelius. To paraphrase him, if there is a God and he is just, he would not bother how devout we have been, would only judge of us upon the virtues by which we lived.

    In other words, justice would be to separate good people from bad ones on the basis of who they were actively trying to be up to their best effort and not on the basis of how they behaved religiously.

  • @GenocideOwl

    And, if there's a God and he's unjust, you wish not to worship such a God.

    Currently, we can't reasonably suppose that there have to be one -- or else even many --, but if we should have been religiously involved, it would mean it wasn't worth doing it in the first place.

    Be kind, be good and think for yourself: if someone condemns you for that, he's wicked.

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  • @KrugmanTheKing - It's funny how that is referred to as "he." I tend to refer to gods are "it" since it's truly imply a "lack of specific gender." People insist that Yahweh is no "she," or "it.." so I take it (since He created men in His image) he also have male genitalia.

    I wonder what he does with it all day. I mean, does it just dangle there? After all, if Adam is in "God's" image and Adam had a penis... That certainly guarantees it for Yahweh, no? O.o

    Weird.

  • Fuck Monopoly! This was awesome Lol

  • Haha, this shit's a mindfuck. I never thought of this, why? why didn't i see the obvious, all gods who claim none came before them are atheists?

  • God believes in Himself coz He has only Himself in His mind and imagination - said Aristotle

  • @Hattakiri - Aristotle was a homosexual. So you're taking Biblical lessons from a homosexual? Wow, anything to buy into your own Mythology, eh? ;)

  • @YourDarkAccomplice 1) Ari was homo. So what? 2) It's no Biblical lesson, it's an Aristotelian one! Catholic Scholasticism copied it later - seems they didn't (want to) know about Ari's gayness. 3) There's Yin and Yang, but there's also Yin and Yin and Yang and Yang - an I Ching lesson! Thus: Man and man and woman and woman is no problem!

    ;-)

  • @Hattakiri So the "God" that you're referring to, isn't a biblical god who is anti-gay? I wonder how Aristotle was allowed mention that without getting fried alive.

    LOL @ your #2. Fair enough, then.

    I agree with you on the last part, too. Human being + human being (regardless of gender) = love. I wonder how long it'll take for our society to see how silly it is to fuss over nonsense.

  • @YourDarkAccomplice In Ancient Greece (and Rome) homosexuality and sexual promiscuity (and orgies) were nothin special. Unfortunately child abuse too... (young boys in Ancient Greece)

    (But whether all that is prohibited or not - the people do it anyways)

  • @Hattakiri - Lol, I don't understand how your comment is relevant to mine, but in my opinion, humanity had struggled with all kinds of destructive forces (especially the concept called 'might over right') in the very beginning when evolution had favored certain individuals over others. We're still struggling the remnants of it to this day.

  • @YourDarkAccomplice Constructive Force vs. Destructive Force. Aka Yin and Yang (i.e. one possible interpretation). That's why George Lucas called it "Force" - because he was inspired by Eastern Asian philosophy (and that's why the Jedi look a li'l bit like samurai)

    We see: Anything can become a religion...

  • @Hattakiri Lol! You're right. Not just any religion, too. Very effective religions. Like I've actually seen J.R.R Tolkien religions (with the Elves and what not). Freakin' awesome, somehow. (Cause it's more evolved than just slandering/insulting/bigotry). Go figure. XD

    The Celts also had their bit of "yin/yang." They called it the Twilight. A term I prefer since I've seen people use yin/yang to justify cruelties like sexism/racism/hate etc. -.-;;

  • @YourDarkAccomplice Thus we see: Any idea and ideology can be abused. Even if it once was ment to be good and helpful. And the other way 'round. Depends on the human(s) that (ab)use(s) it...

    So the religions invented both crusade and charity - which the pagans didn't have (that much).

  • Best atheist video ever.

    Also, a theist, and atheist, are the same fucking letters.

  • hi andrew

  • Lol, great

  • LOL That song in the background is the song Tim Tebow sangs on the sideline during football games

  • I wish Jeffery was god.

    I would totally convert then...

  • i wouldn't have the balls to argue with a being that can make me suffer for the rest of eternity

  • the first question is the BEST one EVERRRR!!! how come i never thought of it??

  • I was eating doritos when I turned this on and that kinda freaked me out.

    I should head to church......

    ah, fuck it.

  • TJ and Dusty didn't get to go? lol

  • one of the atheists looks like glen benton

  • love it :D

  • I'm surprised you didn't include TheAmazingAthiest, but other than that well done. I love your work.

  • Where is Richard Dawkins? He should be there in heaven!

  • "Oh my Lord, my God, You are my rock and my hard place!" hahahha I was dying!

  • blhahahahahahahahaaaa

    nuff siad :P

  • I have the same issues with Hell, but I actually came up with a solution. Seriously. The punishment approaches a finite sum as time approaches infinity. Calculus. But, this is awesome!

  • @CNETZebur in order for this to work, at some time punishment needs to aproach zero, and then hell practically stops being hell.

  • OOPS EXISTS

  • THERE IS NO HEAVEN!!! so how could anybody go to a place that doesnt exsist. FUCKING STUPID.

  • @tebowisadouche This video is made by an atheist in irony. You might want to re-think who is fucking stupid.

  • @tebowisadouche you didn't get the humor in this vid? then you are dumb.

  • IF there is a god & IF that god does not believe a more powerful god exists, that god is an atheist.

  • @umidontno040394 By definition, gods do have to be higher powers. Without less powerful beings, they are not gods.

  • @umidontno040394 If there are gods, they are gods to only less powerful beings. They cannot be gods to those of equal or greater power. 

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  • @umidontno040394 If beings from another planet come here, they are aliens. If you & I go with them to their planet, we become the aliens & they go back to being natives. Some words' definitions are conditional. God is 1 of them. A being cannot be its own god.

  • @umidontno040394 IF there are gods who believe they were created by more powerful gods, they would be theists. 

  • @umidontno040394 IF somehow 1 of them did not believe the more powerful gods exist, that 1 would be an atheist.

  • @umidontno040394 "and yeah i get the whole IF thing"

    I doubt it. 

  • @umidontno040394 Do you think you know what hypothetical means?

    

  • @umidontno040394 On the other hand if all gods do not believe more powerful gods exist, they all would be atheists. 

  • Epic lip syncing lol.

    Great video xDD

  • Haha... I hate it but i love it at the saaaame time.

  • just scoured Aronra's channel none of his vids have a parrot anywhere in them )c=

  • the fuck is up with dem tiny heads and those bigass legs?

  • lol wow there really are streets of gold hey look a quarter 3:14

  • This video is amazing.

  • what is the song at the beginning? dark matter youre videos are fucking awesome.

  • 50,000 years of monopoly = one game

  • so umm wens the rapture ;3

  • What happend to vogter2100 D:

  • I'm sad for God.

    =(

  • xD This video is great xD

  • @godofawkward Gods do not know they exist. Gods are not the head of any church. Gods do not lead anything. Nothing can happen without time. A universe cannot be created or come to be without time.

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  • @godofawkward something cannot come from nothing

  • @godofawkward , Oh let me explain the origins of the universe right here on youtube with this 500 character box....

  • @qotsaandsoadfan1 It obviously did.

  • @qotsaandsoadfan1 You are right! Such as God I assume?

  • @profsat5 No, I choose to get my answers from people who have dedicated thier lives to the attainment of knowledge through predictions, observations and testing to compile actual facts backed by infallable and understandable evidence, These facts are globally scrutinised and further tested and confirmed with more overwhelming evidence. That is called science.

    I DO NOT however take my answers from a paid representative of the "GOD DID IT, THE END" club.

  • @qotsaandsoadfan1 Assuming that you are correct... what conclusion are you drawing? Are you saying "something cannot come from nothing ... therefore god exists"? Coz that argument fails. It is not logically valid.

  • @chr0n0naut I do not believe there is a single diety with a personal investment in the life of mankind.

  • @qotsaandsoadfan1 - Or humankind... Which includes the entire human race. ;)

  • @Mcgif21 If he denies the existance of a higher power then he is an athiest by deffinition.

  • "God is an atheist!"

    awsome, going in my big book of whoop da religious butt!

  • the leaf covering jefrees silly boy is a weed leaf lol