Unnecessarily in High Def

[ImGeeked360]

My dog did suicide because you werent naking videos.... TTwTT Ps He loved you videos!!

[xavieraash]

Chris Leben is proof that useless cute things can do almost anything, and pandas just may be cute enough to cure cancer.

[WithAFaceLikeThat]

I can't stop looking up your nose...

[TheJtNoodles]

I just kept thinking Community.

Booby booby doop doop -sex!

[MrKurtain]

I'M AUSTRALIAN!!!!!!!

[Nathoking]

Your such a gay faggot.

[RaynaOfSunshine]

Haha, I'd never hate you...

BECAUSE THAT'S THE TYPE OF FANGIRL I AM.

Do you ever get creeped out by our/my blatant obsessiveness?

[jmlani7]

love your facial expressions! they make u freakin awesome!

[wooooparty]

Boom boom boom... SEX!

[SLGamers1]

When do we meet your Mrs mate?:P

[chrisjohnpat]

@SLGamers1 probably never. She's super camera shy.

[XxkateissocoollikexX]

@chrisjohnpat But I thought she was like some director or something?

....That's kind of ironic. xD

[chrisjohnpat]

@XxkateissocoollikexX not really, directors don't go in front of the camera.

[XxkateissocoollikexX]

@chrisjohnpat ppfft.....So....?

Yeah...you're right I guess....Shut up man-child!

(Just Kidding I kind of love you!)

[DrSocratesPlayDough]

Im australin! Ill click things. ^^

[teamextremerules]

Have a Merry Poopmas and a Happy Poopyear!

[AlacedRose]

DECK THE HALLS WITH TONS OF POOP

[StoryEater]

Oh, poopmas tree, oh poopmas tree. How lovely are thy chunklettes?

[xXFigsyXx]

pooping on poop is verry poop on a merry merry poopmas

[KaitlynandRuben]

FELIZ POOP-ADAD

[Chasetherat2000]

I hope you find some poopies under your tree!

[maggieemoooo]

meery poopmassss mofo

[maggieemoooo]

wonder what is used as a mistle toe during pooopmass

[xXFigsyXx]

this is verry poop, with an extra side of poop

[KaitlynandRuben]

SILENT POOPNESS NIGHT, well it should be LOUD

[notthatthismatters]

Merry Poopmas!

[jackydanshow]

Make sure to eat good fiber around these holidays! Merry Poopmas!

[xokittykat5xo]

Happy poopmas harry!

Happy poopmas ron!

[U1timateracer001]

Poop merry you have

[KaitlynandRuben]

HAPPY POOPY BIRTHDAY

[xXFigsyXx]

POOPPOOP FATHER POOPCLAUS WANTS TO WIDH U SOME POOP IN YOUR POOPMAS STOCKING

[KaitlynandRuben]

WE WISH YOU A VERY POOPMAS :D buttisnky CHRISTMAS

[Daveed75]

Deck the halls with lots of poop fa la la la la la la la

[NattyPatty1314]

Merry Poopmas! Merri Poomas! Merreh Poopmahs! Merrie Poopiemas!

[MeadowLarkBC]

Have a holly, jolly poopmas!

[Psydragon7]

Mayor E. Poopnyss



[joefumble2]

Merry Poopmas

[xXFigsyXx]

father poop says he wants to poop on u

[KaitlynandRuben]

COME DOWN THE POOPY CHIMENY

[TacoThursday]

MERRY POOP! <3

[bigjay322]

merry poopiness!!

[maggieemoooo]

MERRRY POOPMASSS MOTHHAA FACKAAA

[rockstar0385]

Merry Poopmas!

[xXFigsyXx]

MERRY MERRY POOPMAS!! happy poopmas BUTTINSK!!! pooop

[Chasetherat2000]

Have a merry merry poopmas kind sir!

[KaitlynandRuben]

YOU ARE THE BIGGEST BUTTINSK :D MERRY POOPS MEES MY DEAR BUTTINSK FRAND

[Daveed75]

Merry Poopmas!!!

[maggieemoooo]

MERRRY POOOPMASSS MOOFOOO

[3432lakers]

merrry poopmas

[okgirl19]

MERRY POOP! :D

[MeadowLarkBC]

Merry poop! ^-___^

[maggieemoooo]

MEERRRY POOP BRO

[KaitlynandRuben]

MERRY POOPMESS

[xXFigsyXx]

MERRY POOPMAS!

[TacoThursday]

MERRY POOPMAS! <3

[NattyPatty1314]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JESUS.

POOP

[bigjay322]

merry poopiness!!

[TacoThursday]

Your a big but face

[KaitlynandRuben]

WAHAHA POOPMESS

[bigjay322]

merry poopiness!!

[bigjay322]

merry poopiness!!

[bigjay322]

merry poopiness!!

[xXFigsyXx]

merry poop

[NattyPatty1314]

Merry poor bro :]

[KaitlynandRuben]

WHEEE MERRY POOOP

[KaitlynandRuben]

merry pooop

[maggieemoooo]

MERRY POOP

[maggieemoooo]

MEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRY

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

[007Ramair]

Merry poop!



[TacoThursday]

Merry Poop. <3 

[NattyPatty1314]

MERRY POOOOOP

[kc8omg]

Happy Hanuka-Poppy-Xmas-kwanza!



[StoryEater]

A merry Poopmas, to you, Christhead.

[KaitlynandRuben]

have a poopy christmas~

[guitargler]

Merry Poopz.

[KaitlynandRuben]

MERRY POOP!

[Chasetherat2000]

Merry pooopymas!

[Smitstack]

I wish you glad tidings sir. I hope your grandmother isn't trampled by feral deer.

[derekleeketchum]

MERRY POOPMAS!!!



[bigjay322]

HAPPY KWANZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Merry poop-_______-

[scotty22456]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

[amypalmer1985]

Apparently I'm to wish you a merry christmas

[owlcityfish]

so she loves bouncing on your disco stick now?

[MyUsername156]

SEX.

[TheGamingTheory]

Want to get to know me? I took an arrow to the knee yesterday.....

[chrisjohnpat]

@TheGamingTheory that is legit messed up but also badass.

[sagapwxmwro]

I love watching you! Every time you upload a video I get so excited! :P Hope to see you soon!

[chrisjohnpat]

@sagapwxmwro hope to be back soon. Next week actually.

[sagapwxmwro]

@chrisjohnpat Aw, that's good to hear! You got me all excited now!

Oh and I think you're adorable<3

[TheIndiKid]

I legit forgot who you were..... awkward.

[coolschoolygirl260]

so basically, you've been gone because you've been having sex...that's cool.

[chrisjohnpat]

@coolschoolygirl260 YEAH BOI! BOOM BOOM!

[coolschoolygirl260]

SEX.



[idkyetdou]

CHRIS! I've honestly been thinking to myself: "Where the hell has Chris been?" AND HERE YOU ARE!! It's great to see you!

[chrisjohnpat]

@idkyetdou it's GREAT to hear from you.

[idkyetdou]

@chrisjohnpat Great to hear from me?! It's FANTASTIC to hear from you! Are you really going to be uploading more?! I'm super excite! I've missed you man!

[chrisjohnpat]

@idkyetdou I do hope to keep going. I've got my next video planned and will try to shoot that on Friday. I also have to one after that planned and I'll try to do that on the weekend. So it's looking good for once.

[idkyetdou]

@chrisjohnpat Wow, I've never gotten you to talk to me before. I feel like I should ask you some important questions. Haha, but seriously. I am really excited that you're making more videos! When I first subscribed I already accepted that you wouldn't post much. So this is a step in the right direction!

[mia0987651234]

@chrisjohnpat I love your facial expressions !

[mia0987651234]

@chrisjohnpat you look different , still cute . I love your hair !!!!!

[magneticmax]

i ate some cake... not much else

[Vonnicalz]

Hey Mr :) thankyou for the video, i hung in there for many many months. They [the videos] are much appreciated. looking forward to the pilot :)

[chrisjohnpat]

@Vonnicalz well I'll keep going then.

[TheCeejReturns]

Professional homosexual?  Sounds fun. How would I go about getting a job like that?

[yourtypicalgerman]

I remember why I subscribed to you. Well I will just keep on smiling then!

[carrrmen16]

Does ur girlfriend know you have your own youtube channel actually? Just wondering :P

[chrisjohnpat]

@carrrmen16 yep. She was the one who convinced me to make the video.

[spyteandmalice]

Chris has a girlfriend??

[chrisjohnpat]

@spyteandmalice it would appear so.

[mia0987651234]

I love your hair !

[mia0987651234]

Lucky girlfriend :)

[stuprue]

i miss the videos where you undermine yourself

[aseasyash]

You've put on weight. That is good, since it could be mistaken for muscle and you could get one of those comic book superhero roles they like giving to Australians.

[jeni955]

love your videos chris :)

[Voldey]

The world rejoices every time chris uploads a video. 

[chrisjohnpat]

@Voldey oh Voldey. You make me feel like a pretty bitch.

[Georgia8711]

You're so reem.

[Sofyeah]

You look tired... Look after yourself!

[chrisjohnpat]

@Sofyeah I can't sleep. So there's nothing I can do about that.

[Daniair]

Man, how many drugs have u done since you've been gone?

[ThatEnglishGirl111]

@Daniair This.

[chrisjohnpat]

@Daniair all the best ... why?

[emmieisadork]

Everyday is a bonus. I'm itchy...and cold. I WANT HEROIN!

I laughed until I cried... Oh you...

[HeyHeyHeyBabyCakes]

If I ever come to Australia, you will be the first person I'd like to meet :D

[chrisjohnpat]

@HeyHeyHeyBabyCakes if you're ever over it's on :)

[EmilayBemilayDisaray]

I can tell you've been watching a lot of sxephil.

[chrisjohnpat]

@EmilayBemilayDisaray Haven't watched him in three years ... so ... yeah.

[EmilayBemilayDisaray]

@chrisjohnpat I'm still skeptical.

[laurashoshana]

4 most amazing people

- Hamish

- Andy

- Tim Minchin

- Chris Leben

Hey what do u know they're all from Australia :)

[chrisjohnpat]

@laurashoshana Stop it you *blush blush*

[mia0987651234]

You look different ? But still cute :)

[medicalmarr]

As much as I love watching your videos, it irks me that you're slightly out of focus... just slightly

[WowKablamo]

Also, Imogen seems like a gem.

[WowKablamo]

Kickstarter LOOKED AT.

Podcast DOWNLOADED.

Mission COMPLETE. Also, it's good to see your face again. <3

[chrisjohnpat]

@WowKablamo Thank you little child.

[RaynaOfSunshine]

I took your heart.

Um..now...what do I do with it?

[ydoiwatchthese]

i hope she watches this and kicks ur but XD bwahahah

[caitlinsykes]

I just like your accent... :3

[chrisjohnpat]

@caitlinsykes I just like your comment.

[XxkateissocoollikexX]

Would it creep you out if I told you I had a shrine devoted to you?

And your phone number? Yeah...that's really weird.

[NessaR12]

Well, well, well, look who finally decided to show his face around these parts again.

I don't know where I was going with that, but it's nice to see you chris.

[YearwigY]

new poor Chris!

[Spiffet]

your eyes are beautiful

[OneManArmy228]

Can we please make this comeback permanent? Even if you become bald....I'll accept you.

[chrisjohnpat]

@OneManArmy228 I hope to. You can thank my girlfriend. She's the one that made me come back.

[OneManArmy228]

@chrisjohnpat I will not. I will thank her for crushing all of my hopes and dreams. Jk...I'm happy for you!!! Single Leben or taken Leben is still funny Leben.

[cartoonfruit]

aww cute

[atown327]

You're getting fatter

[chrisjohnpat]

@atown327 you're getting uglier.

[atown327]

@chrisjohnpat so's ya face

[TJ4kicks]

Wait why did you stop doing the ChrisonTV88 channel again?

[chrisjohnpat]

@TJ4kicks I wanted a new start and I hated the channel name.

[iAdoreEurope]

your face got fatter

[chrisjohnpat]

@iAdoreEurope nope. You've just been watching me through crappy cameras. I've always been fat.

[ThelifeofLauren]

will you ever do more naked vlogs or would your girlfriend be jealous?

[chrisjohnpat]

@ThelifeofLauren I probably will but only if there's a reason or a funny idea to go with it.

[ThelifeofLauren]

@chrisjohnpat awesome well I look forward to it hehehe did you ever create a chrisontv90 channel hehe i kid sorry have an amazing day

[Ch33zx]

Doobleedoo

[ItsMeTheSteph]

Loved it! From your faithful fan in Oregon, USA.

[cgmlrawr]

3:12

[thegreengeckoxD]

nice. Also, if you wait until your tea cools, you won't have to slurp it! Unless that's a thing. Or it's ice tea. If you're drinking ice tea, why is it in a mug? :(

[chrisjohnpat]

@thegreengeckoxD it was hot tea. I just chose to slurp it. IT'S MY CHOICE DAMN IT! I REGRET NOTHING!

[thegreengeckoxD]

@chrisjohnpat Okay, well then:

Pretty flowers... (also mug is pretty, but I can't remember the better word for mug)

[LifeGivesYouSugarToo]

@YourAverageAdam wow. those are fightin' words...

[onefriendlyfoe]

Your teeth aren't bad!

[tangerinealarm]

Are both the flowers roses?

Oh and good to see another vid, I've subscribed to the podcast and looking at the kickstarter.

Now...about those flowers.

[MegDonIsConfused]

we've missed you! ^^

[onefriendlyfoe]

I listened to your podcast and had to come back to look at your teeth.

[chrisjohnpat]

@onefriendlyfoe that's how I get views homie ... I cannot pull off saying homie.

[JJEO1F]

First video of yours I'm watching; I like you. :)

[chrisjohnpat]

@JJEO1F Well I like you. So it's mutual.

[Potatoes1836]

Tea makes any comment sophisticated.

[xgoldlion07x]

Australians I've heard of in America: Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban(is he Australian?), Hugh Jackman, Kylie Minogue, and Mel Gibson(still considered Australian?)

[Gerald5000]

Your neck is hypnotizing.

[vanillagoat]

I don't think your life is sad. Not really. I don't believe you. You have a girlfriend and great nostrils and works in TV. You probably have had an orgasm before as well. We're is my podcast?