If you use my "Hacking Button" you might be able to Hack your own cereal box ;) But too bad it's just a video on my channel. (Your meant to go watch it)
I'm getting a puppy! When I get him I shall make a video of him being adorable. Grab onto your Tobuscus shirt, Toby. My puppy is freaking adorable. But he can't live with us yet. He's too little. But you see what I'm getting at.
They need a new button for "like". How about "Toby's frigging awesomeness can't be held by a button"? I could could click the hell out out of that button.
Toby. I really hope you know how dodgey you look walking round, crouching behind warning signs, with an empty bottle of vodka while videoing yourself. Okay, bye. xx
I loove you! -3 I havent had time this week to watch your lazyvlogs because school has startet, but I have freakin' missed you!!! This weekend im gonna watch this weeks lazyvlogs, i cant wait!! But i guess i have to.. :( anyways, i love you and see you at saturday lol :D
Dear Toby, this is your audience speaking, we just want you to know how much we love you for doing what we cant do. And by that I mean going out and public and? humiliating yourself in front of random people you dont even know. We love you so much =)
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Toby, I've always wondered how do you count up all the votes for CWF vids? You must get like, thousands per vid and sifting through all of them must be a huge chore no? o.o
@Thisismyusername1010 I did XD XD XDXD XD XD ..i was bored...Outro of weirdness the akwardness then...stupieness.....EPIC FAILER!!!!...i am not u.....uhem..i mean.. i did nothing at alllalall..
@Thisismyusername1010 Oh man, I'm not wanting to come across as a troll or anything; I'm a big fan of Toby and his antics. I'm ending this here. Have fun :)
4.you didn't notice I skipped three.5 You're checking now
6. You're smiling
7.You are still reading my comment
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11. You're enjoying this 12. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. post this to one video and tomorrow will be the best day
I'm not going to ask for thumbs up cos I aint a noob, but if you follow this link bit(.)ly/mPXXp7 you can download the "NOOOOOOO" from Toby's Terraria playthrough :D (get rid of the brackets!)
Toby Turner your the best most funniest man on youtube!!! Toby bless your face if you sneezed while reading this bless you!!! Outro Darkness then Redness Then Whiteness a whole lot of it Girl!!! BaddaDoodoodoo send me a shiiiirrrrrtttt...............Boooooooppppp!!!
Dear Toby, this is your audience speaking, we just want you to know how much we love you for doing what we cant do. And by that I mean going out and public and humiliating yourself in front of random people you dont even know. We love you so much =)
that akward moment when u see a guy walk around with a vodka bottle then holding it up for the world to see then walking by and him saying found it....oh toby, ur so funny!
Well, you are welcome, Toby. I am almost certain I have liked all of your lazy vlog videos - and most of your main channel videos... and a bunch on TobyGames. I 'like' the videos before they've even begun most of the times.
its ok toby im awesome at litterying to i do it without even noticeing to. and it was kinda odd because i was like hummm and just blew on u and u reacted imidiatley u scared me a lil.
nice
violetira 2 weeks ago
Lol hes walking around rambling, holding an empty vodka bottle talking to himself. That must look awesome.
icollectusernames 2 weeks ago
If you use my "Hacking Button" you might be able to Hack your own cereal box ;) But too bad it's just a video on my channel. (Your meant to go watch it)
Grayhens 2 weeks ago
Anyone notice that the carriage Toby took the bottle out of went rolling down the street after he left?
shellybenderful 4 weeks ago
Is there really a Steve?
shellybenderful 4 weeks ago
Titan A.E. freakin ROCKS!!!
Kairilookalike32 1 month ago
BOOP
Legovil 1 month ago
I liked this to support a guy with ADHD (I assume. Haha. XP) who walks around the street shouting at cameras. LONG LIVE!!
TheKopulita 2 months ago
I found it! I found it!.... I found it!
IkillTHEsheep 2 months ago
Toby, Hi!
Xemnin 2 months ago
People on the street must of thought he was pretty drunk: you see a guy talking to himself holding an empty vodka bottle, what would you think?
LedSatriani 2 months ago 2
I actually breathed on the screen... yeeeaaaaahhhh
JayTheBoat 2 months ago
I'm getting a puppy! When I get him I shall make a video of him being adorable. Grab onto your Tobuscus shirt, Toby. My puppy is freaking adorable. But he can't live with us yet. He's too little. But you see what I'm getting at.
LilMissGiggles63 2 months ago
cant even see the dislike bar :D
SmileyFacesArntHappy 2 months ago
Your so awesome Toby! Both you and my hamster! ^_^
TobyTheHamster1 2 months ago
I was one of the thousands who breathed on him. haha.
That1EMOGuyXD 3 months ago
Thumbs up if you breathaficated(?!) on him. :D
Fanbuscus97 3 months ago 6
TWANSITION!!!!!
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robertsmith53 3 months ago
I breath in his face :)
cookiegirl69 3 months ago 2
lol i breathed on him C=
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coltonwalker1 3 months ago
Jim Carrey <3 xD
dr1nka 3 months ago
Ah! D: I was chewing yummy gum, Toby! D:
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Has he been drink
Lifetimes09 4 months ago
I bet those people thought that he had drank it too :)
NVPrincess06 4 months ago
i was brushing my teeth when he said brush your teeth :D
NVPrincess06 4 months ago
haha right before toby blessed us my mom sneezed, i blessed her face and so did toby without her knowing... thats a win!!
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Sooo Tobzorz, is this cute, cute win fail episode actually gonna happen? :c
SleeplessNightmares 4 months ago
T shirt I need shirt
QualityGamingIt 4 months ago
How do u do that darkness redness and whiteness on ur screen?
yolor7 4 months ago
Never mind.
yolor7 4 months ago
How do u get a Tobuscus shirt?
yolor7 4 months ago
1:22 - 1:37 how random LOL
patriotviper88 4 months ago
Audience, WHA-?!
unknown44005 5 months ago
Alright now all I have to do is like every one of tobys videos!!! you can never have too many tshirts!!!!!! Speaking of which...
ShadowCrusher567 5 months ago
T-shirt
oohellamandagail 5 months ago
at 53 seconds he said its 53 seconds lol
Andorask 5 months ago
Pretty sure I was I the only one that got embarrassed when I breathed on Toby and he told me to brush my teeth.
belladory 5 months ago
dear toby i have a prablem i liked all uer video i did not git any theng by the way im 8
iXixM0DZxiXi 5 months ago
U said 53 seconds at exactly 53 seconds :D
BillyBobBacon247 5 months ago 28
@BillyBobBacon247 because he was reading how long he was recording on the screen of his iphone.. haha.
HelloLoverXX 5 months ago
@BillyBobBacon247 thats because he can see how long the video has been going for in the corner of his iphone =')
mynameisntrosie 1 month ago
toby was drinking? Ohhhhhh no you didnt
TheBethor09 5 months ago
Hahahaha Very freakin funny.
Lienadretrop 5 months ago
I sneezed during this video
MsMarzable 5 months ago
If you shouted "I found it!" at me.. I think I'd die! Then shout "I found you!"' back :')
amzyangel92 5 months ago
They need a new button for "like". How about "Toby's frigging awesomeness can't be held by a button"? I could could click the hell out out of that button.
oohellamandagail 5 months ago 20
progress in duke nukem? IMPOSSIBLE!!!
maxxspin 5 months ago
GOD DANGIT, Toby @2:22 you dropped the bea.....ahem...the bottle.
FuzzyWookie197 5 months ago
I just touched ( pauses ) my nipple
Hahahahahahahahahaha
oohellamandagail 5 months ago
The times worked,lol
TheCCRex 5 months ago
toby walking around talking to himself whilst waving an empty vodka bottle around lol
goshootyaself5 5 months ago
i was acctually drinking vodka when he said that
goshootyaself5 5 months ago
Who else went back to look for when we put the bottle down?
Nneon88 5 months ago
Toby. I really hope you know how dodgey you look walking round, crouching behind warning signs, with an empty bottle of vodka while videoing yourself. Okay, bye. xx
FlooeyL 5 months ago
...bref
UberScoper 5 months ago
Aww...Toby hurt feelings CuZ he say beef smelt baad
UberScoper 5 months ago
I loove you! -3 I havent had time this week to watch your lazyvlogs because school has startet, but I have freakin' missed you!!! This weekend im gonna watch this weeks lazyvlogs, i cant wait!! But i guess i have to.. :( anyways, i love you and see you at saturday lol :D
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doroteaxvs 5 months ago
Dear Toby, this is your audience speaking, we just want you to know how much we love you for doing what we cant do. And by that I mean going out and public and? humiliating yourself in front of random people you dont even know. We love you so much =)
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haleybogmo 5 months ago
ooooh GOD my screen fogged up! how dose that HAPPEN! oh ya............ 0:06
morganderson4 5 months ago
My breath is minty XD
MrsPennywise96 5 months ago
i cant help but listen out for random "FLOWERS!!!!!" shout outs. My favorite part of Toby's videos...
etr89 5 months ago
i wounder what people were thinking when they saw a guy, holding an empty bottle of vodka, and recording himself
TheCartonne 5 months ago
So many YouTube bots!
123a169 5 months ago
I want to have your self-esteem
ErnestoAnimation 5 months ago
He said 53 seconds at the right time!
kidgirl12luvscompnrd 5 months ago
hell no im gonna leave the beat down .... --- Sent From TobyTurner's AppRats (Facebook App)!
jenknee01 5 months ago
People might thought that he was drunk, with vodka in the hand!!! :D
joaorio12 5 months ago
i like how you hold up an empty bottle of booze to the world while yelling I FOUND IT!
Nabbert 5 months ago
Oooooh I want a t-shirt :)
annacoooper 6 months ago
I want a shirt...bless YO face I will literally burn all my other shirts :D
Swizzles408 6 months ago
I would like a Tobuscus T-shirt:)
Tholar781 6 months ago
@Tholar781 try commenting on todays video, this one is 6 days old xD
pencil242523 6 months ago
my turn for a t shirt?
dizzizzi12 6 months ago
Twansition I want a t shirt Toby subscibe if you haven't this is his mom
coopercarpenter69 6 months ago
Toby, I've always wondered how do you count up all the votes for CWF vids? You must get like, thousands per vid and sifting through all of them must be a huge chore no? o.o
deej1011 6 months ago
Toby, will you marry me?
greenmonsterland 6 months ago
NO BLESS YOU!!!!! :D
bakura06ryou 6 months ago
I went to go brush my teeth after this video...
ScenexxEmo 6 months ago
Toby...I love you :D
Cheesemoone 6 months ago
Toby's nipple=lisp button?
UchihaItachi8000 6 months ago
How do i get a T shirt! or 5 t shirts!?
Flufernutter0120 6 months ago
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PantheraLeoKing 6 months ago
I breathed lol
AnAngryVitamin212 6 months ago
Am I the only one who breathed on the screen when he said "let me smell your breath"?
EmoWolfSinger 6 months ago 2
@EmoWolfSinger hahaha i did the same thing lol
justinbieberluver010 6 months ago
@EmoWolfSinger OMG i did i was just bout to comment on it when i saw your comment!!
eugene8910 6 months ago
Did anyone else actually breath on the screen when he asked to smell your breath?
Thisismyusername1010 6 months ago 131
@Thisismyusername1010 I did XD XD XDXD XD XD ..i was bored...Outro of weirdness the akwardness then...stupieness.....EPIC FAILER!!!!...i am not u.....uhem..i mean.. i did nothing at alllalall..
SilentNiight1029 6 months ago
@Thisismyusername1010 Not only did I breath on the screen, but I had just woken up so my breath did smell bad.
HitmanAssassin11 5 months ago
@Thisismyusername1010 i really did and had a moment where i forgot i was watching a video
TheKirbyxox 5 months ago
@Thisismyusername1010 No, because I'm not stupid. Less stupid that 109 other people, at least...
rickyrazors 5 months ago
@rickyrazors You don't have to be stupid to have fun and be silly! Actually, if you *don't* enjoy fun, you probably are stupid.
Thisismyusername1010 5 months ago
@Thisismyusername1010 Oh man, I'm not wanting to come across as a troll or anything; I'm a big fan of Toby and his antics. I'm ending this here. Have fun :)
rickyrazors 5 months ago
@rickyrazors You too! :)
Thisismyusername1010 5 months ago
hey man you the best in the world
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TheSonnyful 6 months ago
I love how when he said 53 seconds, it was at 53 seconds.
BlasphemousWebs 6 months ago 7
Lol, I haven't brushed my teeth yet today...
HargablargaXD 6 months ago
@HargablargaXD me neither, thx for reminding me
TheStormPulse 6 months ago
thumbs up if you breathed on him
Beatlesman227 6 months ago
im so desperate i think im gonna go smell some pepper!!! :O
Delphine0077 6 months ago
OMG I finally sneezed while watching this video!! I've been wanting to do that for ages lol
oohellamandagail 6 months ago 2
i wants shirt
TianaNorthage 6 months ago
Timmy turner grew up and changed his first name cuz it was too kiddish
THEORANGENINJA7 6 months ago 3
I love that you are walking about talking out loud and waving an empty liquor bottle around.
MandiMal00 6 months ago 4
Am I the Only one who breathed on the screen when he asked to ?O.o
Maya852 6 months ago
I'm not going to ask for thumbs up cos I aint a noob, but if you follow this link bit(.)ly/mPXXp7 you can download the "NOOOOOOO" from Toby's Terraria playthrough :D (get rid of the brackets!)
Lord0fThePies 6 months ago
"I just touched my nipple" lmao
MSCRAB1 6 months ago
Toby Turner your the best most funniest man on youtube!!! Toby bless your face if you sneezed while reading this bless you!!! Outro Darkness then Redness Then Whiteness a whole lot of it Girl!!! BaddaDoodoodoo send me a shiiiirrrrrtttt...............Boooooooppppp!!!
TheSnakepit069 6 months ago
"girl...or guy..............or both"
that is why toby is awesome, he understands all people. and we have the same last NAME!!!!!! TURNERS RULE!
Jetsbff 6 months ago
.... cool... I think people might mistake for a drunk if keep carrying the vodka bottle around..... just saying...
physmer 6 months ago
did anybody notice that right after the intro a black red and white car all drove right behind him!?
MetalMilitia28 6 months ago
Did anybody else actually breath on your monitor when he told you to or was it just me?
mrwizkid22 6 months ago
HAHAAHAHAA. "I FOUND IT".
dinomp999 6 months ago
52 people didn't get vodka
TheLilGamers 6 months ago
check my page in tow days at least for a cute vidio (mike36475)
mike36475 6 months ago
how the hell does he always catch us looking at random stuff
LedenaryGoten5 6 months ago 2
@LedenaryGoten5 Ikr we're so sneaky
Fizzbuzzbizzfuzz 6 months ago
I started yelling at Sol the other day and ppl were like 0.o
KatoeIPhoneChannel 6 months ago
Dear Toby, this is your audience speaking, we just want you to know how much we love you for doing what we cant do. And by that I mean going out and public and humiliating yourself in front of random people you dont even know. We love you so much =)
GFJasonX 6 months ago 149
@GFJasonX Wheew
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chrisderwelt 6 months ago
I finally sneeked
chrisderwelt 6 months ago
that akward moment when u see a guy walk around with a vodka bottle then holding it up for the world to see then walking by and him saying found it....oh toby, ur so funny!
Withabitoflove23468 6 months ago
oh nugget.
NikiDragon2343 6 months ago
ive sent u a cute vid of me and my cute kitten!!!!!
MsIamkool 6 months ago
i finally sneezed!!! Yay! Now i can say "Thank you Toby" so, Thank you Toby
cooliestkidsontheblo 6 months ago
I never get a tshirt. Im sad :c
dancrgrl9 6 months ago
I want that shirt
NeverNether 6 months ago
Well, you are welcome, Toby. I am almost certain I have liked all of your lazy vlog videos - and most of your main channel videos... and a bunch on TobyGames. I 'like' the videos before they've even begun most of the times.
Meriel09 6 months ago
what XD , click on the cc thing and then translate audio , xD very funny subs
HOSAM1 6 months ago
Toby is so awesome <3
Krisscrosskira 6 months ago
Now i know why Toby is in such a good mood all day. Also, wheeeeeew!!
FTC8905 6 months ago
Who else actually breathed on there computer!
10gamertag 6 months ago 2
who else was super turned on when he asked you to breath on him....... 'cause i wasn't.....
DeKlughb 6 months ago
runaway shopping cart
gaberigas2006 6 months ago
0:16
Look at the cars behind him
Whiteness then redness then darkness!
FierceDeityGabriel 6 months ago 2
*GASP* so i can win a t-shirt even though i'm living in Singapore!!???? :O
theskinnyailurophile 6 months ago
OhMyGod!!!!!
ironpoliminos101 6 months ago
Captain Toubuscus he's a hero, gonna turn the worlds pollution down to zero. Lol!!! XDDD
Missladiieleyra94 6 months ago
you are awesome toby :p
Racheygirlluvsu 6 months ago
....all your lazy vlogs are so cute...
capt1wess 6 months ago
I love when he said 53 secondsish and it was 54 :)
maddimooks 6 months ago
It's funny 'cause I am actually sitting here drinking vodka while I watch this.
mselefes 6 months ago
Aww, Toby doesn't recycle, he hates the planet. awe...
haha just kidding, =D
TooBeGoodAgain 6 months ago
You, Tobuscus, have really grown on me. The more I watch, the more I likey!!
1992LauraJean 6 months ago
Toby no! You held a (probably bums) vodka bottle and then you hold your hand on your mouth! and in the face... facial area!! EEEUUUUUUW
PirateBettie1 6 months ago
Vodka!!!
TcFW97TCM 6 months ago
its ok toby im awesome at litterying to i do it without even noticeing to. and it was kinda odd because i was like hummm and just blew on u and u reacted imidiatley u scared me a lil.
MrTurkeySamich 6 months ago
Glad to see that Toby doesn't just loose his sense of being able to find things while playing video games... Its just nonexistant to begin with :)
Iceman154435 6 months ago
press 2 and 8 to see how much he walks around randomly....
xXGeN0CiDaLXx 6 months ago
wow your rich you have 14,585 cents from this vid :P
xXGeN0CiDaLXx 6 months ago
Press 4
hermione1617 6 months ago
Bless your face Tobuscus. If you sneeze during the making of any of your videos, bless YOU.
TheIiw 6 months ago
press 1 for funny , fress 6 for ?sex?
EDROPS 6 months ago
I still don't have a Tobuscus shirt :"(
Seamonkey727 6 months ago
I breathed on my computer so he could test it but didn't drink at all today.
timmytbo115 6 months ago
i love you haha
toothflag 6 months ago
Yea, you save the planet girl, or guy, or other, or both
jmt2830 6 months ago
my face has been blessed so many times :) now can my body be blessed with a free shirt?
beckichamb 6 months ago
me too!!
logo0525 6 months ago
i want a tobuscus shirt so badly
elad1elad 6 months ago
i just touched my nipple, LOL that was so funny
happyabs505 6 months ago
i love when the cars go by and he goes "shhhhhhhhhhhhh"its hilarious!
RAYFROG8 6 months ago
o3o I would love, a Tobuscus shirt. *gets shot horribly* V u V
strangehipppo 6 months ago
Dont stand over here. AAAAH Y AADGHH
PinkShroomz 6 months ago
hey, it's 5'oclock somewhere! ;)
BernieBuble 6 months ago
That Rite Aid (SPONSOR) has been in like, twenty lazy vlogs.
smileyspazz 6 months ago
Thumbs up if you pressed "Like" just to give him "half a cent or like a cent" like he said!! =)
tecnut 6 months ago 121
@tecnut ok dude
chrisderwelt 6 months ago
@tecnut hahaha I totally did!
TheVaginaVine 6 months ago