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  • i'm just gonna go on another video and pretend i never saw this >.>

  • @teenteamcomics That's the spirit!

  • ahahhahaah nice :D

  • looks like penis.anus

  • @leonderprofie123 Good eye sir!

  • HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA!!!!! EPIC FAIL! XD

  • @89Michon Well my chunky carnage has more views than your puppy speed painting soooooooooooooo tehehehehehehehehehehehe! EPIC VIEW FAIL (in comparison to mine) X(

  • @ndvader lol sure if it makes you feel any better xD.. still epic fail xD

  • @89Michon it doesn't.... :(

  • looks like teletubby

  • Paint skills! But everyone knows fat people don't become symbiotic species duh..

  • It was nice, but I think that the smile wasn't as good as it could've been.

  • cool, but...nerdy

  • that scared the hell out of me

  • i just wana leave my comment i dont hate ur move but i thing i not we all i that its pritty gay carnage but better then i can make.

  • I got bored so I didn't watched til the end.

  • it is shit

  • Ummmm retard carnage dosnt look like a bearded hooker

  • @satinguy115 You're right. Retard Carnage doesn't look like a bearded hooker. Retard Carnage looks like Corky from "Life Goes On". I hope this shed more light on your statement. I say statement because I'm not sure if you were just saying something or asking a question due to your lack of punctuation. Also I'm not sure if you are speaking of a retarded Carnage or if you were trying to take a stab at my intelligence by calling me a retard. I can't be sure because you didn't include a comma.

  • You really expect this guy to make his thinks look real? He doesn't have the budget Spider-man did.

  • i loved it!

  • @TerrelIisAwesome Thank you! :D

  • Deveria se chamar: Idiot Transformation

  • @FabricioGeovagnoli Ahh clever!

  • Hey everyone! Thanks for taking one second out of your lives to watch the simple bearded man. Please be sure to check out my movie LEGEND OF THE GHOST POOPY. It's just as "shitty" as this, only it's an hour long. Lotsa fun! Okay everyone have a great day on youtube!

  • I lol'd at the end where the face is all like, ploooh

  • @HatOfWisdom That's my favorite part! I usually skip over the first second so I can get to the ending.

  • what program did you use?

  • @MultiLolsen I made it with windows movie maker and paint.

  • I am dissapoint

  • @subject1337NG So am I. It shoulda been THREE seconds long!

  • 286 people are embitered

  • nice.

  • @ZombieSunset Thank you!

  • "simple bearded man" is Awesome!

  • @MorfGworfmim Well the simple bearded man thinks you are awesome and urges anyone with a beard, goatee, or mustache, to not just be bearded, but simple as well.

  • pwnage

  • This is BadArse. Fuck tha haters!!

  • fuck u

  • 273 people have sense

  • @TheDarkfox123 Well I made this video when I was 17 using an old laptop with a mouse pad thingy and windows paint, you're 21 years old making text/slideshow videos about non-existing animals with information you can find on hundreds if not thousands of websites dedicated to Pokemon. 273 people do have sense, but you sir, are not one of them.

  • @ndvader and i lied about my age im an 8 year old

  • @ndvader haha owned

  • @ndvader lol I use microsoft paint for a LOT of boredom drawings. So I can appreciate the patience and skill required to make a good picture and you sir, have that talent

  • LoL out of control hemerrhoids.

  • hajhajhajhajhahajhajhahajhajha STUPID

    jhajhajhajhajhajhajha

  • oh wow how can 673,657 people like this its so stupid.

  • @mike86438 Well actually 673,657 people have seen it but only 114 people like it. So do not fret, its stupidity is known :)

  • @ndvader and 273 dislike it

  • You people should get a life!This video is great!!!

  • My Video Doesn't Load :(... KIDding

  • Yeah don't talk to me ever again, or I'll find you and splatter your brains on the floor. Don't test me, I'm in a bad mood.

  • @XxXEmOcOnXxX I'm sorry you're in a bad mood. Just watch this video over and over and I'm sure you'll feel better :)

  • @ndvader No I'm actually done with your shit.

  • @XxXEmOcOnXxX Awww I'm gonna miss you, I've enjoyed our conversations. Keep in touch k :D

  • it looked like someone took a big fat period all over him and it just happened so he looks semi-evilish......

  • @Whiteguy1321 Ah yes, but would you say periods are semi-evilish, or in-fact pure evil?

  • my chocolate milk looks funny. I think I put too much chocolate into it

  • @transamman69 I think I have just found the most random comment on a Youtube video...

  • Nah, I hate Dinosaurs, they are too big for me..

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  • No your wrong, it was you getting an erection from looking at the dinosaur porn some dude from the future sent you.

  • @XxXEmOcOnXxX Ah yes, Doc Brown delivers brings me my subscription every week and I absolutely love it. Because I am a dinosaur. Call me RagingHardOnosaurus.

  • Thats so flattering and all, but I can send my fist into your ball sack over cyber space, and I will laugh when you beg for mercy. :)

  • @XxXEmOcOnXxX Ooh, that kinda tickled, I thought you said you were sending your fist not your tongue!

  • Yeah that's right, don't comment back, fucking pussy.

  • @XxXEmOcOnXxX Oh I'm so sorry my sweet kitten XxXEmOcOnXxX (whew that takes a while to type) I haven't had internet but do not panic my precious internet pony, I now do! Now you dont have to feel like your wasting your time on your own. I'm with you! (and so is Goldyboy, but don't tell him yet its going to be my thankgiving gift to him since I cant give him pumpkin pie through cyber space. )

  • gordo puto de mierda -.- qien mierda ace un video asi sorete mal cagado

  • 546,511 views. Like really.

  • . .  .

  • you look like the majin buu from the dragon ball Z haha!!!

  • ceap

  • @ndvader What??? Dude I feel bad for you. I mean I wasn't trying to be a dick but why are you out for negative attention? I'm not trying to make a big deal out of this video...YOU ARE and I don't understand why. Why can't you just come to grips that it's not that good, maybe laugh at it and move on. Admittedly acknowledge that it's not your best work and maybe offer us bored viewers something new. After all thats why I watched it, I was bored surfing YouTube like many others. Why so hostile?

  • @andrewa714 So...you don't like pumpkin pie?

  • @ndvader wow i love how you are trying to be funny "So...you don't like pumpkin pie?" why dont you go back to eating nachos and playing world of fuckcraft!

  • @GoldBoy7GG Sweet! I'll go for the nachos as long as it's supreme! Not much for the fuckcraft tho, much rather go for the earthworm jim. But I'm not sure what you mean- I never found pumpkin pie to be humorous....perhaps I shall ponder. You may be gold, but I shall be platinum. Muhahahahahahaha! oh you!

  • @ndvader I like nachos too... :P EARTHWORM = EPICNESS The animation still fails

  • @GoldBoy7GG Right you are Goldboy right you are, but i thought it was pretty cool when I was 17. my bad!

  • @ndvader You were 17 on that pic? Wow... you look way older :D

  • @GoldBoy7GG Actually thats my brother- older brother that is

  • @ndvader :P oh well i have nothing better to do than subscribe and likes this vid now lmao

  • @brendanbe2awesome lmao this comment fails, at first I agree with you, but after seeing so much insults form him and just not ignore it, I lost all respect from him :/

  • @ndvader not bad for a first grader with ADHD eh? oh I love pumpkin pie dont you?

  • I just want to say to holydaim117 I SWEAR I didn't even read your comment before I posted, just goes to show how common common sense CAN be SOMEtimes. I am truly saddened with EVERYTHING...all of this. I'm not trying to go too deep or philosopical but c'mon people, is this what we have become...just a bunch of people who with the ability to expose our thoughts freely via the internet have displayed...THIS as our greatest of achievements...YouTube? this is self defining? or self degrading? think

  • XxXEmOcOnXxX, right you are. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THIS COUNTRY?!Dude, ndvader, you see that the majority voted dislike, and the 101 doing whippits are a collective representation of how STUPID this country has become, including you....Just because you have the ability to post SOMETHING on YouTube doesn't mean you should. You're like a kid in 1st grade with ADHD: only seeking negative attention. I just don't understand this country anymore....I'm ready to give up...WHY? Why IS the human race?

  • Yeah right, I would never touch your kibbles and bits for any amount of money. You your self are the internet predator trying to eat my cunt cake. Two can play at this game Sir. Cokes-Alot. :]

  • Dude, you make no fucking sense. I would shut up if I were you.

  • @XxXEmOcOnXxX Oh my sweet baby tuna goodness you're right I should be careful with all the internet predators such as yourself trying to touch my kibbles and bits.

  • sucks

  • Just cause you can post, should you post?

  • Well, to be exact, I am a chick, so It would be so nice to get your facts straight before you call me a guy. And I didn't call you a queer, I said that the video was queer.

  • @XxXEmOcOnXxX Well ain't that a powder sugared penis!?!?!?!?!

  • carnage? THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

  • Queer.

  • @XxXEmOcOnXxX A queer? A QUEER? A QUEER?! Woah I haven't been called that one yet. Hey more youtoooooobers need to be more like XxXEmOcOnXxX for bringing something fresh to the table. Right on good sir. And a good queer to you as well.

  • So cletus Kassidy is now Zach galafinakis?

  • @garrmaniacal Hey, I think it would have made a great Spiderman 4

  • Wow! There is absolutely no pulling the wool over your eyes! Bravo! BRAVO! clap clap clap clappity clap clap clapitoo doo da

  • @ndvader do u have ADHD?

  • @holydaim117 I love mac n me!

  • @ndvader wtf??? wth r u talkin about!?

  • very sexy. ;) Hahahahha. NO WAY.

  • its just a fat guy turning into a red fat guy thumbs up if u agree

  • @elmrcabesadura I thumbsed up

  • aaaaaaahahahahahhahahahahhahah­ahhahahaha faaaaaail

  • carnage needs to lay off the damn cheese burgurs

  • @jordanMJK FUCK YOU DAMN

  • @jasenrooks2010 carnage should lay off those damn cheese burgurs

  • @jordanMJK YEP

  • Cletus really let himself go.

  • u did a great job

  • EPIC FAIL!!!!

  • this should go on Fail Blog as "MS Paint Fail".

  • @tflood93 Dude it should! Send it to them plz!!!!

  • @tflood93 YES! is it on there yet?

  • ....?

  • gay, gayer, gayest, gayerest

  • Yay, now were ripping off Old Spice

  • hahahaha ms paint

  • Whos that fatass?

  • Carnage...duh

  • @ndvader

    No,i mean the fatass that turned into carnage

  • @kyuubinaruto9990 I don't know his name, he just started transforming and i was like...woah...I gotta get this on camera.....yeah

  • @ndvader yeah i totaly believe dat da animation wuznt even dat good

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    WHAT THE HECKKK? XDD

  • wow...

  • Owned.

  • no you won't

  • 5 thumbs down man

  • carnage is not just red man he has black and red patterned.he also doesn't have a frigin beard and his not fat

  • I don't know man, this video is undeniable proof that carnage is red and that he has a beard.

  • carnage is not a guy with a beard n is not a fat ass and is not tht glowy,,,hobo

  • yes he is

  • @ndvader i dont know what people are talking about, this is the best damn carnage ive seen, and you've saved 99.9% of money pixar, disney, or fox has spent.. and guess what, their shit doesnt look realistic either!

  • what the shit

  • Dead Space is such an awesome game

  • Thanks for advertizing.

  • No problem

    Its not like I have a life or anything

  • Haha, this is youtube...nobody has a life.

  • gross

  • Fat ass

  • umm O.o?

  • wow, smooth animation!

  • awesome! way better than what i can do or be bothered to do hahah =]

  • whoooooooo it was awsm.

    ndvader:your an turd

  • Oh god, I'm a failure!

  • it should be longer but good animation

  • that was so boring i cant belive i watched that 0/1000

  • I can't believe it's not butter

  • @ndvader I can't believe the chickens have large talons

  • indeed

  • well this sucked!

    1 second my life wasted!

    and maybe another 10 writing this comment..

  • Ohh 1 second outta your life big deal you really lost alotta time on your hands over that

  • Pfft like you could do better.

  • your whole life is wasted by being asshole ._.

  • okay that made me giggle.

  • am i the only person who realizes this comment was satirical?

  • Nice.

  • lame

  • Totally

  • lol

  • gay

  • Fail

  • Epic fail

  • Yeah it's a epic fail.

  • yeah epic fail fail le epic

  • could of at least had gooey symbiot sounds

  • Someone take his MS Paint away from him this instant!

  • stupid...idiot