Dear friends, If you see garbage like this on Youtube, block the user. If enough people do it, the account will be suspended & the video removed.
Did you know that Youtube processes over ONE HUNDRED YEARS worth of video footage everyday? How much of it is time-wasting crap like this, rickrolls & other bullshit? Let's work together for a better internet.
Copy and paste this message wherever you find time-wasting garbage.
@89Michon Well my chunky carnage has more views than your puppy speed painting soooooooooooooo tehehehehehehehehehehehe! EPIC VIEW FAIL (in comparison to mine) X(
@satinguy115 You're right. Retard Carnage doesn't look like a bearded hooker. Retard Carnage looks like Corky from "Life Goes On". I hope this shed more light on your statement. I say statement because I'm not sure if you were just saying something or asking a question due to your lack of punctuation. Also I'm not sure if you are speaking of a retarded Carnage or if you were trying to take a stab at my intelligence by calling me a retard. I can't be sure because you didn't include a comma.
Hey everyone! Thanks for taking one second out of your lives to watch the simple bearded man. Please be sure to check out my movie LEGEND OF THE GHOST POOPY. It's just as "shitty" as this, only it's an hour long. Lotsa fun! Okay everyone have a great day on youtube!
@MorfGworfmim Well the simple bearded man thinks you are awesome and urges anyone with a beard, goatee, or mustache, to not just be bearded, but simple as well.
@TheDarkfox123 Well I made this video when I was 17 using an old laptop with a mouse pad thingy and windows paint, you're 21 years old making text/slideshow videos about non-existing animals with information you can find on hundreds if not thousands of websites dedicated to Pokemon. 273 people do have sense, but you sir, are not one of them.
@ndvader lol I use microsoft paint for a LOT of boredom drawings. So I can appreciate the patience and skill required to make a good picture and you sir, have that talent
@XxXEmOcOnXxX Ah yes, Doc Brown delivers brings me my subscription every week and I absolutely love it. Because I am a dinosaur. Call me RagingHardOnosaurus.
@XxXEmOcOnXxX Oh I'm so sorry my sweet kitten XxXEmOcOnXxX (whew that takes a while to type) I haven't had internet but do not panic my precious internet pony, I now do! Now you dont have to feel like your wasting your time on your own. I'm with you! (and so is Goldyboy, but don't tell him yet its going to be my thankgiving gift to him since I cant give him pumpkin pie through cyber space. )
@ndvader What??? Dude I feel bad for you. I mean I wasn't trying to be a dick but why are you out for negative attention? I'm not trying to make a big deal out of this video...YOU ARE and I don't understand why. Why can't you just come to grips that it's not that good, maybe laugh at it and move on. Admittedly acknowledge that it's not your best work and maybe offer us bored viewers something new. After all thats why I watched it, I was bored surfing YouTube like many others. Why so hostile?
@ndvader wow i love how you are trying to be funny "So...you don't like pumpkin pie?" why dont you go back to eating nachos and playing world of fuckcraft!
@GoldBoy7GG Sweet! I'll go for the nachos as long as it's supreme! Not much for the fuckcraft tho, much rather go for the earthworm jim. But I'm not sure what you mean- I never found pumpkin pie to be humorous....perhaps I shall ponder. You may be gold, but I shall be platinum. Muhahahahahahaha! oh you!
@brendanbe2awesome lmao this comment fails, at first I agree with you, but after seeing so much insults form him and just not ignore it, I lost all respect from him :/
I just want to say to holydaim117 I SWEAR I didn't even read your comment before I posted, just goes to show how common common sense CAN be SOMEtimes. I am truly saddened with EVERYTHING...all of this. I'm not trying to go too deep or philosopical but c'mon people, is this what we have become...just a bunch of people who with the ability to expose our thoughts freely via the internet have displayed...THIS as our greatest of achievements...YouTube? this is self defining? or self degrading? think
XxXEmOcOnXxX, right you are. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THIS COUNTRY?!Dude, ndvader, you see that the majority voted dislike, and the 101 doing whippits are a collective representation of how STUPID this country has become, including you....Just because you have the ability to post SOMETHING on YouTube doesn't mean you should. You're like a kid in 1st grade with ADHD: only seeking negative attention. I just don't understand this country anymore....I'm ready to give up...WHY? Why IS the human race?
Yeah right, I would never touch your kibbles and bits for any amount of money. You your self are the internet predator trying to eat my cunt cake. Two can play at this game Sir. Cokes-Alot. :]
@XxXEmOcOnXxX Oh my sweet baby tuna goodness you're right I should be careful with all the internet predators such as yourself trying to touch my kibbles and bits.
Well, to be exact, I am a chick, so It would be so nice to get your facts straight before you call me a guy. And I didn't call you a queer, I said that the video was queer.
@XxXEmOcOnXxX A queer? A QUEER? A QUEER?! Woah I haven't been called that one yet. Hey more youtoooooobers need to be more like XxXEmOcOnXxX for bringing something fresh to the table. Right on good sir. And a good queer to you as well.
LEASE DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDOES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.
@ndvader i dont know what people are talking about, this is the best damn carnage ive seen, and you've saved 99.9% of money pixar, disney, or fox has spent.. and guess what, their shit doesnt look realistic either!
i'm just gonna go on another video and pretend i never saw this >.>
teenteamcomics 1 month ago
@teenteamcomics That's the spirit!
ndvader 1 month ago
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Dear friends, If you see garbage like this on Youtube, block the user. If enough people do it, the account will be suspended & the video removed.
Did you know that Youtube processes over ONE HUNDRED YEARS worth of video footage everyday? How much of it is time-wasting crap like this, rickrolls & other bullshit? Let's work together for a better internet.
Copy and paste this message wherever you find time-wasting garbage.
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PcProGamer999 2 months ago
ahahhahaah nice :D
rrpreteen 2 months ago
looks like penis.anus
leonderprofie123 2 months ago
@leonderprofie123 Good eye sir!
ndvader 2 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA!!!!! EPIC FAIL! XD
89Michon 2 months ago
@89Michon Well my chunky carnage has more views than your puppy speed painting soooooooooooooo tehehehehehehehehehehehe! EPIC VIEW FAIL (in comparison to mine) X(
ndvader 2 months ago
@ndvader lol sure if it makes you feel any better xD.. still epic fail xD
89Michon 2 months ago
@89Michon it doesn't.... :(
ndvader 2 months ago
looks like teletubby
leonderprofie123 3 months ago
Paint skills! But everyone knows fat people don't become symbiotic species duh..
Stugots1337 6 months ago
It was nice, but I think that the smile wasn't as good as it could've been.
ManEatingTortoise 6 months ago
cool, but...nerdy
HarryBillyBobGeorge 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours srry
MrPie7771 7 months ago
that scared the hell out of me
4513radkej 7 months ago
i just wana leave my comment i dont hate ur move but i thing i not we all i that its pritty gay carnage but better then i can make.
DarthYodaDenny 7 months ago 2
I got bored so I didn't watched til the end.
biostyle 8 months ago
it is shit
MrKingPimp23Jr 8 months ago
Ummmm retard carnage dosnt look like a bearded hooker
satinguy115 9 months ago
@satinguy115 You're right. Retard Carnage doesn't look like a bearded hooker. Retard Carnage looks like Corky from "Life Goes On". I hope this shed more light on your statement. I say statement because I'm not sure if you were just saying something or asking a question due to your lack of punctuation. Also I'm not sure if you are speaking of a retarded Carnage or if you were trying to take a stab at my intelligence by calling me a retard. I can't be sure because you didn't include a comma.
ndvader 9 months ago 4
You really expect this guy to make his thinks look real? He doesn't have the budget Spider-man did.
matrixfan127 9 months ago
i loved it!
TerrelIisAwesome 9 months ago
@TerrelIisAwesome Thank you! :D
ndvader 9 months ago
Deveria se chamar: Idiot Transformation
FabricioGeovagnoli 11 months ago
@FabricioGeovagnoli Ahh clever!
ndvader 10 months ago
Hey everyone! Thanks for taking one second out of your lives to watch the simple bearded man. Please be sure to check out my movie LEGEND OF THE GHOST POOPY. It's just as "shitty" as this, only it's an hour long. Lotsa fun! Okay everyone have a great day on youtube!
ndvader 11 months ago
I lol'd at the end where the face is all like, ploooh
HatOfWisdom 11 months ago
@HatOfWisdom That's my favorite part! I usually skip over the first second so I can get to the ending.
ndvader 11 months ago
what program did you use?
MultiLolsen 1 year ago
@MultiLolsen I made it with windows movie maker and paint.
ndvader 1 year ago
I am dissapoint
subject1337NG 1 year ago
@subject1337NG So am I. It shoulda been THREE seconds long!
ndvader 11 months ago
286 people are embitered
TheErick52 1 year ago
nice.
ZombieSunset 1 year ago
@ZombieSunset Thank you!
ndvader 11 months ago
"simple bearded man" is Awesome!
MorfGworfmim 1 year ago
@MorfGworfmim Well the simple bearded man thinks you are awesome and urges anyone with a beard, goatee, or mustache, to not just be bearded, but simple as well.
ndvader 11 months ago
pwnage
DracoHouston 1 year ago
This is BadArse. Fuck tha haters!!
HenreyMoochow 1 year ago
fuck u
pokermaniac1993 1 year ago
273 people have sense
TheDarkfox123 1 year ago
@TheDarkfox123 Well I made this video when I was 17 using an old laptop with a mouse pad thingy and windows paint, you're 21 years old making text/slideshow videos about non-existing animals with information you can find on hundreds if not thousands of websites dedicated to Pokemon. 273 people do have sense, but you sir, are not one of them.
ndvader 1 year ago 6
@ndvader and i lied about my age im an 8 year old
TheDarkfox123 1 year ago
@ndvader haha owned
ComicManultimate 11 months ago
@ndvader lol I use microsoft paint for a LOT of boredom drawings. So I can appreciate the patience and skill required to make a good picture and you sir, have that talent
Fortebugler 9 months ago
LoL out of control hemerrhoids.
zinkadesh 1 year ago
hajhajhajhajhahajhajhahajhajha STUPID
jhajhajhajhajhajhajha
edditow 1 year ago
oh wow how can 673,657 people like this its so stupid.
mike86438 1 year ago
@mike86438 Well actually 673,657 people have seen it but only 114 people like it. So do not fret, its stupidity is known :)
ndvader 1 year ago
@ndvader and 273 dislike it
TheDarkfox123 1 year ago
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I'm gonna fucking kill you bitch. :)
XxXEmOcOnXxX 1 year ago
You people should get a life!This video is great!!!
ryeabowser 1 year ago
My Video Doesn't Load :(... KIDding
uzumaki6759 1 year ago
Yeah don't talk to me ever again, or I'll find you and splatter your brains on the floor. Don't test me, I'm in a bad mood.
XxXEmOcOnXxX 1 year ago
@XxXEmOcOnXxX I'm sorry you're in a bad mood. Just watch this video over and over and I'm sure you'll feel better :)
ndvader 1 year ago
@ndvader No I'm actually done with your shit.
XxXEmOcOnXxX 1 year ago
@XxXEmOcOnXxX Awww I'm gonna miss you, I've enjoyed our conversations. Keep in touch k :D
ndvader 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Mark this as spam. 1-Copy and Paste this message to 8 other videos
2-Go to your channel and look at you background.
It might freak you out
CodyPham98 1 year ago
it looked like someone took a big fat period all over him and it just happened so he looks semi-evilish......
Whiteguy1321 1 year ago
@Whiteguy1321 Ah yes, but would you say periods are semi-evilish, or in-fact pure evil?
ndvader 1 year ago
my chocolate milk looks funny. I think I put too much chocolate into it
transamman69 1 year ago
@transamman69 I think I have just found the most random comment on a Youtube video...
MusicOfAdam 1 year ago
Nah, I hate Dinosaurs, they are too big for me..
XxXEmOcOnXxX 1 year ago
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XxXEmOcOnXxX 1 year ago
No your wrong, it was you getting an erection from looking at the dinosaur porn some dude from the future sent you.
XxXEmOcOnXxX 1 year ago
@XxXEmOcOnXxX Ah yes, Doc Brown delivers brings me my subscription every week and I absolutely love it. Because I am a dinosaur. Call me RagingHardOnosaurus.
ndvader 1 year ago
Thats so flattering and all, but I can send my fist into your ball sack over cyber space, and I will laugh when you beg for mercy. :)
XxXEmOcOnXxX 1 year ago
@XxXEmOcOnXxX Ooh, that kinda tickled, I thought you said you were sending your fist not your tongue!
ndvader 1 year ago
Yeah that's right, don't comment back, fucking pussy.
XxXEmOcOnXxX 1 year ago
@XxXEmOcOnXxX Oh I'm so sorry my sweet kitten XxXEmOcOnXxX (whew that takes a while to type) I haven't had internet but do not panic my precious internet pony, I now do! Now you dont have to feel like your wasting your time on your own. I'm with you! (and so is Goldyboy, but don't tell him yet its going to be my thankgiving gift to him since I cant give him pumpkin pie through cyber space. )
ndvader 1 year ago
gordo puto de mierda -.- qien mierda ace un video asi sorete mal cagado
baabaasoniico 1 year ago
546,511 views. Like really.
animaluver4u 1 year ago
. . .
youtubamigo 1 year ago
you look like the majin buu from the dragon ball Z haha!!!
taylortype 1 year ago
ceap
madcard333 1 year ago
@ndvader What??? Dude I feel bad for you. I mean I wasn't trying to be a dick but why are you out for negative attention? I'm not trying to make a big deal out of this video...YOU ARE and I don't understand why. Why can't you just come to grips that it's not that good, maybe laugh at it and move on. Admittedly acknowledge that it's not your best work and maybe offer us bored viewers something new. After all thats why I watched it, I was bored surfing YouTube like many others. Why so hostile?
andrewa714 1 year ago 2
@andrewa714 So...you don't like pumpkin pie?
ndvader 1 year ago
@ndvader wow i love how you are trying to be funny "So...you don't like pumpkin pie?" why dont you go back to eating nachos and playing world of fuckcraft!
GoldBoy7GG 1 year ago
@GoldBoy7GG Sweet! I'll go for the nachos as long as it's supreme! Not much for the fuckcraft tho, much rather go for the earthworm jim. But I'm not sure what you mean- I never found pumpkin pie to be humorous....perhaps I shall ponder. You may be gold, but I shall be platinum. Muhahahahahahaha! oh you!
ndvader 1 year ago
@ndvader I like nachos too... :P EARTHWORM = EPICNESS The animation still fails
GoldBoy7GG 1 year ago
@GoldBoy7GG Right you are Goldboy right you are, but i thought it was pretty cool when I was 17. my bad!
ndvader 1 year ago
@ndvader You were 17 on that pic? Wow... you look way older :D
GoldBoy7GG 1 year ago
@GoldBoy7GG Actually thats my brother- older brother that is
ndvader 1 year ago
@ndvader :P oh well i have nothing better to do than subscribe and likes this vid now lmao
GoldBoy7GG 1 year ago
@brendanbe2awesome lmao this comment fails, at first I agree with you, but after seeing so much insults form him and just not ignore it, I lost all respect from him :/
ZergSwarmling 1 year ago
@ndvader not bad for a first grader with ADHD eh? oh I love pumpkin pie dont you?
ndvader 1 year ago
I just want to say to holydaim117 I SWEAR I didn't even read your comment before I posted, just goes to show how common common sense CAN be SOMEtimes. I am truly saddened with EVERYTHING...all of this. I'm not trying to go too deep or philosopical but c'mon people, is this what we have become...just a bunch of people who with the ability to expose our thoughts freely via the internet have displayed...THIS as our greatest of achievements...YouTube? this is self defining? or self degrading? think
andrewa714 1 year ago
XxXEmOcOnXxX, right you are. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THIS COUNTRY?!Dude, ndvader, you see that the majority voted dislike, and the 101 doing whippits are a collective representation of how STUPID this country has become, including you....Just because you have the ability to post SOMETHING on YouTube doesn't mean you should. You're like a kid in 1st grade with ADHD: only seeking negative attention. I just don't understand this country anymore....I'm ready to give up...WHY? Why IS the human race?
andrewa714 1 year ago
Yeah right, I would never touch your kibbles and bits for any amount of money. You your self are the internet predator trying to eat my cunt cake. Two can play at this game Sir. Cokes-Alot. :]
XxXEmOcOnXxX 1 year ago
Dude, you make no fucking sense. I would shut up if I were you.
XxXEmOcOnXxX 1 year ago
@XxXEmOcOnXxX Oh my sweet baby tuna goodness you're right I should be careful with all the internet predators such as yourself trying to touch my kibbles and bits.
ndvader 1 year ago
sucks
YxtreaM 1 year ago
Just cause you can post, should you post?
slapsbace 1 year ago
Well, to be exact, I am a chick, so It would be so nice to get your facts straight before you call me a guy. And I didn't call you a queer, I said that the video was queer.
XxXEmOcOnXxX 1 year ago
@XxXEmOcOnXxX Well ain't that a powder sugared penis!?!?!?!?!
ndvader 1 year ago
carnage? THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
thesupermarioalex 1 year ago
Queer.
XxXEmOcOnXxX 1 year ago
@XxXEmOcOnXxX A queer? A QUEER? A QUEER?! Woah I haven't been called that one yet. Hey more youtoooooobers need to be more like XxXEmOcOnXxX for bringing something fresh to the table. Right on good sir. And a good queer to you as well.
ndvader 1 year ago
So cletus Kassidy is now Zach galafinakis?
garrmaniacal 1 year ago
@garrmaniacal Hey, I think it would have made a great Spiderman 4
ZachBlissReviews 1 year ago
Wow! There is absolutely no pulling the wool over your eyes! Bravo! BRAVO! clap clap clap clappity clap clap clapitoo doo da
ndvader 1 year ago
@ndvader do u have ADHD?
holydaim117 1 year ago
@holydaim117 I love mac n me!
ndvader 1 year ago
@ndvader wtf??? wth r u talkin about!?
holydaim117 1 year ago
very sexy. ;) Hahahahha. NO WAY.
twilightxluv095 1 year ago
its just a fat guy turning into a red fat guy thumbs up if u agree
elmrcabesadura 1 year ago 49
@elmrcabesadura I thumbsed up
ndvader 11 months ago
aaaaaaahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahaha faaaaaail
canibus2000 1 year ago
carnage needs to lay off the damn cheese burgurs
jordanMJK 1 year ago
@jordanMJK FUCK YOU DAMN
jasenrooks2010 1 year ago
@jasenrooks2010 carnage should lay off those damn cheese burgurs
jordanMJK 1 year ago
@jordanMJK YEP
jasenrooks2010 1 year ago
Cletus really let himself go.
tflood93 1 year ago
u did a great job
trashtubb 1 year ago
EPIC FAIL!!!!
ShadowWolf123100 1 year ago
this should go on Fail Blog as "MS Paint Fail".
tflood93 1 year ago 15
@tflood93 Dude it should! Send it to them plz!!!!
ndvader 1 year ago
@tflood93 YES! is it on there yet?
ndvader 11 months ago
....?
supermario599 1 year ago
gay, gayer, gayest, gayerest
RaptureStudios 1 year ago
Yay, now were ripping off Old Spice
ndvader 1 year ago
hahahaha ms paint
THSCORP 1 year ago
Whos that fatass?
kyuubinaruto9990 1 year ago
Carnage...duh
ndvader 1 year ago
@ndvader
No,i mean the fatass that turned into carnage
kyuubinaruto9990 1 year ago
@kyuubinaruto9990 I don't know his name, he just started transforming and i was like...woah...I gotta get this on camera.....yeah
ndvader 1 year ago
@ndvader yeah i totaly believe dat da animation wuznt even dat good
MrGoobaba7249 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
WHAT THE HECKKK? XDD
22dobermann 1 year ago
wow...
edithlegacy 1 year ago
Owned.
Dash71124 1 year ago
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LEASE DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDOES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.
alchriz29 1 year ago
no you won't
just4lolzz 1 year ago
5 thumbs down man
darthluke97 2 years ago 2
carnage is not just red man he has black and red patterned.he also doesn't have a frigin beard and his not fat
darthluke97 2 years ago 2
I don't know man, this video is undeniable proof that carnage is red and that he has a beard.
ndvader 2 years ago
carnage is not a guy with a beard n is not a fat ass and is not tht glowy,,,hobo
affan423 2 years ago 2
yes he is
ndvader 2 years ago
@ndvader i dont know what people are talking about, this is the best damn carnage ive seen, and you've saved 99.9% of money pixar, disney, or fox has spent.. and guess what, their shit doesnt look realistic either!
TheGarbagePickup 2 years ago
what the shit
SkylerTheSkyMan 2 years ago
Dead Space is such an awesome game
Nicko13842 2 years ago
Thanks for advertizing.
ndvader 2 years ago
No problem
Its not like I have a life or anything
Nicko13842 2 years ago
Haha, this is youtube...nobody has a life.
ndvader 2 years ago 2
gross
biklandur 2 years ago 3
Fat ass
Kaiba19870115 2 years ago 2
umm O.o?
upshiftowner 2 years ago
wow, smooth animation!
BlackOut55555666666 2 years ago 2
awesome! way better than what i can do or be bothered to do hahah =]
MrColourful 2 years ago 2
whoooooooo it was awsm.
ndvader:your an turd
zenkais 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
your such jack ass for posting this video waste of time
LDC123123 2 years ago
Oh god, I'm a failure!
ndvader 2 years ago
it should be longer but good animation
evilfunnys 2 years ago 2
that was so boring i cant belive i watched that 0/1000
megasonicfan10 2 years ago
I can't believe it's not butter
ndvader 2 years ago
@ndvader I can't believe the chickens have large talons
gagme24 2 years ago
indeed
ndvader 2 years ago
well this sucked!
1 second my life wasted!
and maybe another 10 writing this comment..
bogasga10 2 years ago
Ohh 1 second outta your life big deal you really lost alotta time on your hands over that
GrammyDude22 2 years ago
Pfft like you could do better.
diggdawg89 2 years ago
your whole life is wasted by being asshole ._.
Rizij2006 2 years ago
okay that made me giggle.
ndvader 2 years ago
am i the only person who realizes this comment was satirical?
ScrewLimbBizkit 2 years ago
Nice.
boredman443 1 year ago
lame
raelcharles 2 years ago
Totally
ndvader 2 years ago
lol
TILT335 2 years ago
gay
VenomBoy722 2 years ago
Fail
PfaGGed 2 years ago
Epic fail
ndvader 2 years ago
Yeah it's a epic fail.
PfaGGed 2 years ago
yeah epic fail fail le epic
02norcottg 2 years ago
could of at least had gooey symbiot sounds
shadowthehegdehog20 2 years ago
Someone take his MS Paint away from him this instant!
SkyMaro 2 years ago
stupid...idiot
FoodBoy67 2 years ago