The Chronicles of Chris-chan: Smell Yo Dick Too: ECLECTIC BOOGALOO [8/5/09]

[reljin2]

This guy couldn't possibly get any more hilariously pathetic. Who is paying for his internet access?

[freeradicand]

All my spaghetti just fell out.

[Kirbechu99]

@GoblinsnHobbits

also a flamethrower.

[GoblinsnHobbits]

The solution to this thing involves a chainsaw.

[benrockzTV]

I CANT TAKE THIS. WHAT IS THIS WHAT IS THIS WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *ded*

[mryoshi1221]

i like how he mumbles the lyrics

[menfrommarz777]

@ 3:31 He actually smells dick! lmfao bahahahahaha

[menfrommarz777]

Tards Rock!

[MrMatamusca]

Haha, why did he sing this? Such a weird song.

[MisterHeroman]

Totally straight.

[pndwalker]

LOL gay

[maersdetable]

aspergers

[MrMaxen92]

@maersdetable

No, autism

[mrpayne123]

You get your black ass and the gutter and stay there. JK Chris you made another classic, no one listens to the lyrics in rap songs anyway.

[Vtastic]

I dont know why this is here.

[supahnapkin]

Yeah, totally straight.....

[MrGrunge1991]

it is funny when he tried to rap

[MrGrunge1991]

I though he hates Homosexuals because um when you say "Let Me Smell Your Dick" it is not only hypocritical but it is extremely gay

[Termiborger]

@MrGrunge1991 It was a bait. The "Real Chris-Chan" chose this song for him, because trolls knew that he would never say dick, because "it makes images pop up in his head".

And since he himself said that lyrics can't be changed, he technically trolled himself. TL;DR: He's in the closet, and his new Tomgirl shit isn't helping it either.

[Gxyz222]

Christian wants to smell Clyde Cash's dick!

[JeffroTV]

His dick smells like little boys ass.

[ElectricWaddle]

@JeffroTV Correction: It smells like plastic and Crayola fuckin' model magic.

[JeffroTV]

@ElectricWaddle lol

[SimonSaysFranklin]

smell my dick.

[CyanidePlaceboEffect]

To be honest I think this is the best Ian/CWC has ever sang. Not saying it's good, just better,

It's weird.

[Termiborger]

@CyanidePlaceboEffect Well, yeah. It's like comparing a handful of crap, to a near handful of crap. It's still shit, but technically better.

[Sonichuforlife]

I like how he starts to get into it when the black guy's verse comes round.

[dc1313drc]

smell yo du uck!

[SupaMarioX]

This has, 100% increased my idea that Chris Chan is a troll.

[mrfalafl]

@SupaMarioX Did he get himself arrested as part of the trolling? If so, then he's the most dedicated troll in history

[SilentlyVocal]

@mrfalafl Chris is far too inept to be a troll

[Pipsocle]

Zubfd dfgdg smnma legerl efdfhhg smnma

[fighter009]

HE'S RUINING MC CHRIS!!!

[hfcworld2]

Chris wanna smell liquid chris's dick

[GoblinsnHobbits]

what in the flapping fuck is this and why can't i turn it off?

[Ndawg987654321]

I got a nosebleed while listening to Chris sing. I like to think my brain tried to kill itself with an aneurysm, but sadly (understatement) it only made me bleed a little.

[foof811]

Transcribe audio at 0:14 "Cancer was a warning. Cancer was nice."

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

He looks like Benjy Bronk in this video.

Poor Benjy.

[hownekromantik]

Whaaaa?

[SoAndZu]

What am I doing? This is a terrible video to watch while eating spaghetti!

[GmodRandomCollection]

@SoAndZu Lots'a Spaghetti!

[crusnikgal01]

I don't get it. He wants to smell a dude's dick? I feel bad for the guy.

[tmanuel44]

What the fuck?!

[asukafan133]

what in THE FUCK is this my ears have been raped

[ApacheMan2K]

My ears ache! This guy can't even stay on-key ... and he's once again proving that he's NOT a homosexual ...

[ThatDudeWithTheCap1]

00:8 "Remember he nice words". What nice words?

[SAIL4323]

@ThatDudeWithTheCap1 Time code, you're doing it wrong. 0:08

[Joeydizzle90]

never in my life did i ever think those two phenomenons would mix. D:

[DragonLS]

Sounds like Chris is Goo Goo Gah Gah'ing the song near the end.

[SoldierFortune23]

ummm............. has he been smacked yet?

[Dominub]

I think if someone was to translate how chris sang this song it would go something like this *ahem*:

Gubshuguku kimogri iaplkalablalbalbjfirapgoogodad­koo-SMELL-YO-DI-I-CK- hsunababa daba doo ku dahno kool shnabadabadu koo-SMELL-YO-DI-I-CK

[PvtRichardCranium]

What... in the name of fuck... is this?

[o0oGKo0o]

lol wut? XD



[XSouthXNightX]

Are you for real????

[nucleardeath07]

Bend over and smell your own dick Chris. But if you aren't flexible enough for that you can always just smell the crotch of your blow up doll.

[thoushaltabide]

From about 2:41-2:55 the only words I caught were "nigger", "black dudes", and "that"

Wat. Just... wat. 

[RazeFlare]

I have sex listening to this.

[davogarciao]

R.I.P. Encyclopedia Dramatica

[Zipshysa]

@davogarciao It's been resurrected! encyclopediadramatica.ch

Enjoy!

[CoconutBerry94]

@davogarciao Try EncyclopediaDramatica(dot)ch.

[SteampunkCentral]

..........

[FatalKrouzer]

You wanna smell my dick? I dare ya, I haven't taken a shower yet.

[lovemeordie83]

@FatalKrouzer He prolly smells worse...

[ReggaeMetalFox]

zzuhzuuzhuuh dyyyin'

[justscottiful]

Jesus, he looked like he was going to cry when he was singing.

[JimyRoss]

he wants to make sure it doesnt smell like va-jay-jay

[spellbreakerko]

He wants to smell my dick!? How obscene!

[DrFuckingPepper]

I'm a record producer and what is this?

[Farmingyerr]

@DrFuckingPepper dude... you see the potential, invest in this bitch!

[TrippyScarecrow]

What is this I don't even....

[artc667]

He doesn't even deserve to be called a faggot. That would give us fags a bad name. He merits an entirely new class of creepy.

[TheLastSamurai14]

SMELL YO DUCK

[onemoreturn]

I bet he smelled Bob's dick today.

[conchobarmanthei]

Anyone notice the Tails Doll?

[1988paullockheart]

is he trying to be parapa?

[Athils]

So do Bob and Barb just not say anything when he walks around the house dressed like a fuck-up and occasionally slathered haphazardly in body paint?

Do they even bother to give him dirty looks? Or do they just roll with it, now?

[metalWeirdo77]

@noobtuber666 Win.

[TheDisturbedOne752]

I died a little.

[TonyBMan]

@TheDisturbedOne752 yeah,the adult in me died a little seeing these vids....the child was already dead, a victim of Rule 34, the internetz, tentacle ra3p, and girls with perfect form

[residentuvDOOM]

@TonyBMan So, I'm not the only one.

[Hauntzor]

Does anyone else think that Chris would look reasonably not like a dumbass if he got better looking glasses, stopped wearing that fucking medallion and lost weight?

[GuruMuru11]

No homo. No homo at all.

[ultimatewarrior597]

im 100 percent certain chris got to smell the dick

[leeham991]

The song is retarded even without Chris Chan

[NGistDerFuhrer]

This faggot needs to be on MTV

[shadupp]

Chris needs to learn how to sing, really, he's so tone deaf....

[gongo3090]

What has science done?

[VIOLATER9000]

Out of what lobotomized, drunk, stoned retard's ass did this godawful excuse for a song get pulled out of? And its being "sung" by Chris Chandler no less. I can see why many other countries hate us.

[dragonsblood7290]

We have Psychopathic Records' next great artist!

[k0vert]

lolwut. YOU MAY NOT SMELL MY DICK

[pewpewetc]

mmmmmmbblmmbl madmmnfnnm >insert word< mmmbl mnmbl mmbl grrieirmmmbl

can i smell yo dick mumble mumble

[lindosss]

nasty

[bob13377]

gaben

[mrbob091]

@bob13377 pootis

[kjf2able]

SO cash

[TAXEXEMPTION]

those words, that i , said, to you. must've been impersonating kirk.

[benjaminsochko]

"fuck nigga"

[uBeR1337gUy]

I wouldn't mind if he smelled my dick. It's hard to imagine him being able to overpower anyone.

[pxlshitplz]

DISORIENTED ARM MOVEMENTS WHILE I TRY TO WRAP LIKE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS, 'ROUND 'ROUND 'ROUND

[6mokachino9]

he keeps mumbling along so it sounds like hes singing it. also chris you can smell my dick whenever you want, if you can resist raping me.

[MisterRitter]

Chris, we're long time friends, so I feel like I can be honest with you. I'm not going to let you smell my dick, bro.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

shitty niggers song+chris chan=SWEET MOTHER OF GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE

[MasterofPirates]

Wow. Even the gays don't want Chris.

[videogamenostalgia]

The hat does not suit him. It highlights his potato-like face, and his flabby throat

[WillStyles]

Why does he have 2 sets of glasses on?

[ferretgeneralken]

Dude that's like the 50th song he's killed. WHEN WILL THE EAR RAPE STOP?!!!!

[Hariuka]

2:14 lmao sdhopghpdoshgposahgap smell yo dick

[NotAMycologist]

I don't know why this was an acceptable re-do. He clearly says "deck".

[grantasas]

Chris: So, uh......Homosexuality is bad, m'kay?

CAN I SMELL YO DICK?!

[Cornwiggle]

It's so obvious that he's reading the lyrics too. Cheating faggot

[Kamikitsune0]

@Cornwiggle that and the fact that he's still failing at it is hilarious. If you're going to cheat, at least do it correctly (or at least do it so that it helps you in SOME way...lol)

[chanelxdi0r]

@Kamikitsune0 lol i know! how do you read the lyrics and still get it wrong?

[bealtespip123]

I like how Chris looks like he's gonna barf when he says "dick". He's straighter than straight! :D

[Vogeybear]

2:40 epic free style

[Amyfer55]

x_o

[thereaIblackcerberus]

Ian is a faggot, his name is faggot

[picayune82]

You can get this mp3 at instantmp3s..com

[MahBoi22]

Heterosexuality..you're doing it wrong.

[Cokeylata]

@MahBoi22 bam.

[CyberMcRock]

I've seen him with his "Gaybian" boyfriend, oh ho Chris, you really like the ducks don't you

[MalchikBlue]

He's so fucking lazy, he doesn't even attempt to learn the words to any of these songs during this "contest".

[LilLadyDaniella]

Dear Ian,

Please quit singing, it's nothing personal, you just make our ears bleed. We would also like if you go back to doing those embarassing videos of yourself doing wierd and unusual things, so there will be lulz to go around.

Have a nice day,

-Humanity

[FromBrazilWithLove]

Drew Carrey want's to smell your dick!

[GamingExtreme187]

spastic

[KrazyKacophony]

-.-

[Narhok8]

NEVER



[Kamikitsune0]

can anyone else really understand ANY of the lyrics besides "let me smell yo dick"? I can't... he fails...epically... best song for him though...shows his inner wants.

[FatFunkeebastard]

@Kamikitsune0 Yeah I heard fuck niggas in there somewhere

[MisterShuckle]

Lol @ the fast bits. Too CWC for you, Ian-Bran? :P

[Brolocaust]

You know what? This still manages to be better than Linkin Park

[CyberMcRock]

All I heard was "Homo homo homo homo, I'M CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER AND I'M HOMO"

[RetrogradingPhoenix]

@CyberMcRock You mean Ian. XD haha

[DrFuckingPepper]

No Chris.

You can never smell my dick.

You are getting more frightening every time i see another video of you.

[mrslash11]

He just wants to smell your dick.

[halowarrior1000]

PROOF IAN IS STRAIGHT. oh...That doesn't make him straight?

[kellerairsoft]

lol too funny

[CKO92]

He's a weapons-grade head case.

[stanburdman]

what

[spikedwallman]

AHAHA, it's so funny because he broke his own rules XD

[Bubbleflum]

... So he wants to smell Jeff's dick?

[2k6lee]

Oh god, I've never laughed so much in my life.

[Carnage1235]

What was with all that phone shit at the beginning?

[TwoRidiculousMen]

@Carnage1235

Mad black girl yelling at her man

[Carnage1235]

No, I mean, was he roleplaying or something? Was he trying to be the black man being yelled at?

[TwoRidiculousMen]

@Carnage1235 Yeah. He's was trying to be the black man being yelled at. He's a great actor lol

[PAVN]

omg It's Craig from Malcolm in the middle!

[AssMantis]

@PAVN LOL i've always thought he looked like craig. Chris makes craig look like hugh jackman.

[Deathlordtwo]

Maybe if the dick is on a sex doll he would smell it.

[Thorain6117]

Hay guys... He's not gay. Don't even think of it. He just wants to smell your dick. Don't try no homo shit though.

[Crimzors]

WTF HAPPENED TO THIS DISASTER AREA?!?

[ShadowSora94]

Five bucks says all of the dolls felt like an heroing at exactly 1:00

[RavenJanette]

LMFAO

[xSinderElliex]

I love how uncomfy he is

[PoisonInc]

I think I want to an hero now.

[VelLucio]

Chris sure would like to smell those ducks, eh? It's just to go out to the world and find one.

[newdoom3]

Is this.......... Is he fucking gay?

[GTSimplyDiNozzo]

@newdoom3 yes he is

[TheScienceguy77]

The imposter lost, he did not say "let me smell yo dick" with more passion. He knows he loves smelling dicks but the passion his flame isnt there. I know he has it in him but he could put more enthusiasm into these heart felt lyrics. 3:56 is his breaking emotional point.

[MrROFLOL]

He seems to be stressed to the point of illness in this video.

[MD123ism]

only real words he knows without guessing is can i smell yo dick

[angrymnky]

... smell yo dick? oh my god no chris why? you just can't help but get yourself in these messes can you? he doesn't think before he does anything. ever.

[JMDurden]

"I did the words."

[mrbob091]

I SEE TAILS DOLL

[jokamund]

NOT GAY

[jokamund]

Who wuld let Chris near their dick

[lloydSSJ4]

im really confused. who is the real chris-chan?

[tw1stedgrudge]

Whichever one wins at failing the most. : )

The question is, whether its an intentional fail or not. : D

[CodyTheDog]

"guess i have a lot to learn about manchildren."

that made me lol

[903153]

This is beyond words.

[CakeMace]

@903153

indeed. i think i want to kill myself after listening to this, its fucking awful

[LatestUFOSightings]

He doesn't know half of the words lol. Just mumbles something.

After listening this I feel abused...