How to Pick Up Aussie Chicks

[ShadowOfDelbi]

There's always the "Club and Drag" method.

[parthon]

Worse advice ever! Very funny though. :D

[MidgetmaniaRIP]

You used ironically correctly! :O

[GhengisJohn]

This made me laugh, a few times. But how do I console the fact that I think you're genuinely funny with the fact that I think you're cute? I mean, on the one hand we have legitimate entertainment value, and on the other hand we have my own lingering insecurities about the creepiness of following girls you don't actually know online? I mean, it's probably a slippery slope that starts with me subscribing to this channel and ends with me face down in a gutter outside of a Japanese "love hotel"...

[kyoclone02]

how do i pick you up ? :P

[theshillelaghlaw]

Liquor in Australia?

It's not the US where you can buy a gallon of cheap rum for $10 or a good bottle for under $100, Aussies are robbed whenever they buy alcohol.

[MyBLOODMYPEOPLE]

Aussie chicks are wild and love good sex

[pocoyo786]

pick up aussi chicks:

just shag her up against factory wall

buy her a baggie of chips

and a stubbie

[MrMightychristos]

Girl is getting outta control



[ScanNinViDeo]

pick up a lesbian or gay bieber. i want real girl not les.

[JAKETHESNAKE5467]

yeah this is shit i'll kust go to the pub and pick up a hot chick

[ThatAnnoyingGuyFrom]

$150 to liquor up a chick or $150 for a hooker.... mmmm

[MrFamiliaayala]

peace ok

love mate.

jajaja b.bless

see u

jardinero de jesus

[ezzasaurus]

i have that toothbrush!

[sherimehmood]

youre not at all funny my friend ..

[Antdant4435]

you are actually humorous!

[jaa93997]

what the fuck is a mexican standoff? cheers from Mexico! lol

[MrDannyJFair]

@jaa93997 something like this ... /watch?v=kmaxc4SlN7w

[ricardochacon77]

@jaa93997 es como una confrontacion entre 3 personas con pistola y todo... como las del lejano oeste

[jez241]

Yeah...why don't guys ever take notice of body language? Like you've been telling a guy to f**k off for 5 mins with obvious signals but they either can't...or won't...get it. So then you have to say it out loud, and you're a bitch. Sigh.

[Enrage75]

How to pick up and Australian woman? Be sober enough at the end of the night to hold a conversation and you're in like Flynn

[duncanjones24]

if i ever see you, im going to pick you up because your hot. Then when im done im going to take a shit on you so you stop making gay cunt videos

[jjeerrmmuu]

@duncanjones24 Hahahaha! I don't like this comment, but it did make me laugh.

[ricardochacon77]

hahah mexican standoff... im mexican and my gf is aussie.. and that is exactly how i picked her up

[SayNoobB4ULeave]

Alright, off to youporn it is!

[samuelcellibird1]

you cunt

[TheLeatheryman]

Laugh? I near shat.. why is it the guys who always need date training? Aussie chicks could use a few pointers let me tell you!

[donteetpeople]

You're really pretty, really charming, and you make me laugh. Congratulations, you are the perfect woman.

[albundyhun]

Be my wife!

[jizza777]

ur editing is pretty damn good and ur videos are freakin HILARIOUS imo :P

[MrDuderivers]

1) Pack of winney reds 2) Goon bag/cast wine 3) best pair of double pluggers

Your now well on your way to pick up Shazza down at the local any day of the week.

[thisisgayshit666]

your so mono toned

[proximohitman]

hahahahaha

[MagicalWellecto92]

There's always you-what? THERE'S ALWAYS YOU-WHAT?!?!

[Papadimtriou]

@MagicalWellecto92  i think you porn? lol

[darknesslord98765432]

2:45 :D :D :D :D

[quebecbroil]

cé noter, maitenant a quel heure je passe te prendre?

[LotBlind]

How to pick up chicks: 1) Approach the carefree baby poultry any way you like - evolution has left them with minimal self-preserving instincts. 2) Reach down and perform a gentle grab.

[TwilekLover12]

You are quite beautiful. =)

[samandscott07]

Reminds me of Jenna Marbles...

[Zirok1982]

So if I took all those steps, would I have any chance with you? Haha, nice video!

[thecriminal87]

YOUP!

[awishsymptons]

jesus christ you have big balls

[SaucyJake]

you are....quite gorgeous, ma'am.

[countermeasure]

Well seeing as us Aussie blokes are allegedly not romantic, let's cut to the chase.

"How about a root?"

[Quinkiller]

@countermeasure OMG what does this mean lol

[countermeasure]

@Quinkiller

It means you want to cut her grass, slip her the hairy pickle etc etc

[fanchinthegrass]

une chose de sur: les australiennes aiment beaucoup l'accent français...

[eskimo708]

no, 8 repeatedly. she is "steering" :DD

[RebeccaAiliHall]

keep pressing 4.......... but i showered

[cornishrob123]

very good well done

[smike88]

Haha man this girl is funny!!

[mywordcount]

you are really good....nice videos.

[Borella309]

Well done! Will keep an eye out for future videos, so please keep working on them.

[AngelicResolution]

People are wondering wtf I am laughing at. Hilarious shit =D

[RoundBrushSteve]

You have phenomenal eyebrows, I can't stop staring at them..

[nugg69]

there's nothing specific to australia here though =\

[TJ12Ghost]

@nugg69 some countries dont really care (the middle east) about the brushing teeth, showering, cleaning clothes and grooming... so thats one thing Aus specific... and since now about 1/10th of Australians are Australian born i think this video is perfect

[Dynoste]

Good stuff lol... Not sure how I got here from watching cat video's but i guess it does make sense :S

[Ando000]

That mustache part got me haha. Subscribed

[RectalExaminationBot]

Good to see a vlogger with a sense of humour that doesn't survive solely off jump cutting.

[MarekUtd]

she was gonna say there's always youporn hahaha

[Poseidon99Jeus]

u suck Angelique; it's a fucking common sense, hygiene !! unless u r a pig.

[kurtgrohl65]

hahaha awesome

[aboodz]

Honestly, all I care about is hot to pick up Angelique ;) ;) (smooth ay? :P)

[krunkaintdead69]

How to pick up chicks. 1) bend knees so that your squatting in front of the girl

2) wrap your arms tightly around her leg, halfway between the hip and knees

3) Lift with the legs. Remember to keep a straight back

Please note, that this should only be attempted with pretty or thin women. Picking up fat chicks may result in injury. Also please make sure you have permission by the chick.

[AdelaideAnon89]

@krunkaintdead69 Incorrect sir. Step 1. Crouch next to chick. Step 2. Fend off angry Hen protecting children. Step 3. Use one hand to pick up chick. Step 4. Run away from psycho flying hens.

[hammadmalik007]

nice :)

i will try it next weekend

[MegaDutchdude]

So...why the title change?? Is pickin up Aussie chicks so much different from non-aussie chicks??

and what is the best pickup line anyone's ever used on you, Angelique??

[BuecherFuerAlle]

what to say, but.....

..... thank you XD

[sprtn1o69]

you are the only person on yt that actually manages to point to the subscribe button in your vids.

[777Zachary777]

tantas curvas y mis frenos no funcionan

[GideonHectorMcLean]

So my pick up line, "Are those space pants? 'Cause your arse is outta this world." ...is not a good idea.