HOW THE FUGG DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!

[auroraeclipes]

YOIRE A FUCIING GAY PRICK!!!! jk lol I LOOOOOVE YOU SHANE!!!! We shud fuck  call meeee 403 807 1227

[reikodiana]

We <3 you shane!!

[peacelovebeuty]

Shane u are amazing-3

[amberlovesshane]

i love u to shane!!

[alice941]

AWWWWWWW and now you have 3 million, Shane, i LOVE YOUUU <3

[BuffAndAbee]

500,000 haha this is so old u got 0ver 2,000,000 now!

[awesometubachick69]

I think ur cute with messy hair:)

[shelby2016td]

Awwww 💜 u 2 lol

[misslovleygirl]

1:28 awwww i love you too shane :) <3

[xTheEmoChickx3]

don't you think it's weird that muffins always responds to shane?

[iluller]

i love that you cant sit still XD love ya!:)

[ampsgurl6432]

I LOVE YOU SHANE!! i wana be your future wife lmao :)

[Snugglebunny774]

Shane you never let us down. OH AND I WILL NEVER UNSUBSCRIBE. NEVER!!!!!

[JzdBabyy]

500,000? Now he has almost 3 million. He should do a video like this when he hits that 3 million.

[ILoveJoeyRichterALOT]

I WILL NEVER UNSUBSCRIBE NOT EVEN IF NARNIA IS ON FIRE

[random3nonsense]

@ILoveJoeyRichterALOT even if aslan was going to burn in the fire?

[ILoveJoeyRichterALOT]

@random3nonsense not even then 

[SDTV4ever1]

Shane u look so freaking sexy in this vid <3.

[awesomeperson981]

And now you have 2,899,391 subscribers(:

[Anonomys246]

I am bad at math too, math sucks!

[zizay9000]

;D guess who is your new sub!



[livewithit25]

I luv muffins

[FreakinPurpleRainbow]

he sounds like hes gonna pass out

[BTRwearyourcuda]

aww shanes so cute!

[beastninja341]

those people were were were (whisper) men

[chris2011corley]

now you have over @ million subs.xD

[britneycute12]

Shane:i just woke up that why i look like this

Me:No wonder =P

Shane:also,i just had s.. with 15 people,20 people

Me:*WIDE mouth opened*

Shane:i don't know i'm bad at math,just kidding.

Me:*Close Mouth*

[jordanemily100]

ur over a million now!!!

[EpicPoptart854]

wall now you have more that a million!

[littlemisslovebirdxx]

Well Shane you have over 2.000.000 subscribers now =)

[katreen12121]

lol now he has almost 3,000,000...

[Sicowkaksin]

say thank you

no! lmao!

[Kinsley98]

I'm surprised too, you be mad at math and can say that big ass number..

[ColetteMay15]

I like how now you have almost 2 000,000 subscribers :) <3

[RachelZ143]

Shane Dawson. Is. Amazing.

[dnDog2]

ah fuck he found out it was a joke!

[froggyc1123]

I love how his cat meows everytime he tells her to say something

[theplushfatty01]

STFU muffins! :) lol

[blomstershow10]

shane who would unsubribe to such a real honest open youtuber like you :D

[PixieFlowerPower]

When I Went To Go To Subscribe It Said I WAS THE 500,000 SUBSCRIBER! OMG GOOD LUCK SHANE!

[scarlet1294]

@PixieFlowerPower attually thats immpossiable because he has almost 2,000,000 subscribers and you wrote ths 3 weeks ago. please don't lie plus the video was made in 2009.

[PixieFlowerPower]

@scarlet1294 I don't care I just like him!

[emogreendaygurl]

shaannnneee :3 muffins doesnt like us, he meows at us :( saadfacce xD

[OfficalGirl1000]

BITCH U GOT LIKE 2,000,000 SUBSCRIBERS NOW DAMN!!!!! MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!

[UhhhhHey123]

How many does he have now?

[DeathClawHunter1]

YOU HURT YOUR PUSSY XD

[Heykaykay14]

muffins meows alot.....like....alot <3 love you muffins

[DominicanBabyGirl11]

i was his 200,000th subscriber <3 I love you shane! <3

[SnowLeopardStudioz]

@DominicanBabyGirl11 I was his 7th Subscriber in May 2008 :) and his 50th subscriber for SDTV2 :D

[ayeshaghanty]

awr..Shane was trying to hide his tears at the end .. that's why he turned the camera. So cute! Love you Shane

[36shima36]

I remember I was his 4 thousan somethin subscriber

[Crazgirlzrox101]

luv u 2 shane

[lookatmeimapea]

tnx shane luf ya to

[jenni497]

shane you have completly turned my life around!!!! thank you so much and i kno that you will become a part of the movie industry!!! love ya!!! thumbs up if you agree!!!

[racoonslovepie]

Shane: You were a huge part of this Muffins!

Muffins: Yeah so?

Shane: Say thank you!

Muffins: No.

Shane: SAY THANK YOU!!!

Muffins: Thank you...

---- a few moments later -----

Shane: Say 'bye' Muffins.

Muffins: I hate you...

LOL ily guys! <3

[SuperPeanut1990]

u get all those subscribers cuz u r fuckin awesome

[horsebackrider626]

i love how you were cuddling a blaky! haha love u! like this if u love shane 2!

[hairdresserftw]

you are sooo cute in this vid i;

[MrsWatermelondreaa]

i was one of those 20 people... (:

[smaragdasandra]

you can't let us down!! we will always love u <3

[ChrisIsAnAzN]

who was the 500,000 subscriber

[pancakebelieber]

XD i love muffins

[MrSerbianslayer]

do you get money 4 subcribs



[electricexe21]

Shane:Say bye muffins!

Muffins: Fuck you!

[skittles12386]

DID YOUR CAT BITED YOU?!?!?!?!!? jeeeeezzz, get some control!!! hahaha LUV U SHANE!!!!!

[MrMichaelGangsta]

fuunnyy shane

[iloveocean336]

once u read this, tjeres no tuing back. A young girl was raped and killed in 1945. she was not foung till 1947. If you don't post this on 10 vids in 30 mins, the girl will come to you while u sleep and kill you. Good luck

[SparkSSBM]

@iloveocean336 god your an idiot falling for stuff like that.

[thelissa26]

@SparkSSBM

[SparkSSBM]

@thelissa26

[thelissa26]

@iloveocean336 FUUUUUUCK YUUUUUUO STUPID COMMENTS CHAINS AND OTHER SORTS SUKKKKK THERE NOT REAL FUCK YOU WHORE

[iloveocean336]

@thelissa26 I'm 11. Thanks for being a cyber bully and calling me a whore. My life already kinda sux but now i have ppl like you saying shitty stuff to me.

[Twinkleballa]

@iloveocean336 I admit he overreacted to what he said he shouldn't have called you a whore but you have to know its annoying to see stupid chain comments. Also you shouldn't let someone you don't know affect your life that much, and if your life does suck and you are 11 there are guidence consulers at your school talk to them.

[thelissa26]

@iloveocean336 sorry!im super sorry!i didnt know you 11!im 10 i know im weird for saying that stuff

[hillboys1313]

Ur cool

[emilieiscute]

shane i love you soso much like honeslty when im sad i watch your videos and i cant help but laugh<333333333

[ChompyAtChurch]

Haha U rlly shouldnt b surprised. u deserve way more than 2,000,00 subscribers. thumbs up if u agree. =)

[heyhihellomishii]

HAHA unsubscribe WAH WAH

[vampiregirl4241]

he has the cutest cat ever its really smart

[KatieJennaNimmo]

we luv u 2 shane lawl

[YounggPhysco]

then he says he's excited and confused

[YounggPhysco]

notice how he says "people" instead of girls/woman

[klutzeykat52]

Your cat is SOO cute!

[LexiDiamondx3]

Shane I love you so much you make me laugh all the time I watch your videos which is almost on a daily basis lol I wish I could me you I it would be cool if I could spend one day with you. You remind me of my self sometimes your so down to earth and you so freaking hilarious I love you with all my heart Shane <3333 (:

[em0chix0]

muffins is like "help!"

[AboveTheInfluence132]

Yeah, i'm pretty sure you are the COOLEST person, ever.

[LeaAnne94]

Now you are at like 2.6 million :)

I <3 you, Shane!

[LunaNightbird1997]

the slide at the end of that video really means a lot. thank you Shane <3

[222lostgirl]

Dear Shane in this vid.

Your gonna b so famous and have so many fans in 2011

[2Xtreme12]

thumbs up if you saw the weird guy that said I love Shane Dawson ad

[shadesidedragon13]

and now... he's like one of the best youtubers of all of youtube.

[RandomNumber56]

Thats how i always feel about when something good happens to me. Its like... If my crush asked me out or whatever, it would always feel like a joke... Paranoid much? haha.. :/

[emogirlnolove]

D: owie muffins hurt you :(

[TrinityAucoin]

did muffins scratch u? }: well we would NeVeR unsubscribe to u! We love u shane! (even my twin sister & brother...3 years old.)

[1146838]

aww shane,we wouldn't unsuscribe to you on a certain date.. that's reserved for bad people on youtube that are famous

[XxAlisonNassifxX]

Subscribers:

1,822,951

[samanthahollahmeh12]

I LOVE YOU TOO :)

[swimqueen1999]

I LOVE UR CAT SHANE!!! I WISH MY CAT WAFFLES (i got inspired by muffins!! ;) )  WUD ANSWER WENEVER I TLK!!!!

[avril123lol456]

thumbs up if you were one of those 500,000 subscribers

[TheRachel4799]

I LIKEE MUFFINS HE IS FUNNY!(:

[sofilovesbieber]

HEYYY guysss VOTE FOR SHANE for BEST WEB STAR on the Teen Choice Awards:D copy and paste this message on all the videos of Shane so more people vote!! (also on twitter or facebook,etc)

[talkingpandabear123]

@annabannana8 hahahaha i no but itz tru

[Jesemmy]

Muffins is hilarious!!!! XD

[SISSYPOO101]

i would never unsubscribe to you

[HarleyKing14]

top rated comments both have "panda" in their name 0.o

[als3901]

its because 12 years and up like those funny weird nasty jokes idk why but there funny ha ha i'm stupid :p

[jennylovesyou81]

I love you Shane I always will:) I hope you hade a great birth day mine was awesome ( we share a birth day)

[1310MT]

Omg I love muffins she's so cute -3 you Shane

[kgdk45]

Love u Shane

[13BLACKVEILBRIDES]

i love u 2 shane

[SuperstylinBabe101]

I suscrbed because you are awesome !! :)

[ferrynater11]

haha that scratch was her way of sayin let me go bitch :)

[winnienobody]

500,000 subscribers... look at shane now (:

[Toshirolover12]

i subcribed half of that and 2maro...UNSUBCRIBE! jk jk jk jk lololol

[fantagememzrox]

i bet u would have sex with 20 or sumthin ppl. (bad math) rofl <3

[STMarie88]

How amazing would it be to wake up with that next to you every morning!?! Shane you are just all around awesome.

[tabeshaw48]

make a video of all ur subscribers lol long frekin vid

[tatadoll99]

ur sooo cute!!!!

[silllilly123]

your cuit when u wake up

[zazuandme]

i love u more

ur such an amazing guy

<3<3

[mollysangelique]

hy beult ook cats denk it,s fashion

[TheSporkiest]

now he has 2,614,158 subscribers,

[secretlystalkin00]

lol i love how everytime he has nothing to say he pulls out his cat lol when in doubt pull your cat to the screen

[CupcakesKill84]

u have a lot of suscribers cuz ur awesomee. :DD

[AshleyLunaLocation]

hi i see all your video

[TheSoviettank]

@iPanduhsixx thts becuse that cat did all the work  lol

[hatersgunahate101]

i luv sdtv i wouldnt unsubcribe

[AtirahWatanuki]

we love you too shane~~~!!! ^__________^

[girgurl297]

your cat is very talkative

[87moomoo87]

i love you shane love ur vids <3

[DZLocococo22]

I love you too, Shane

[senikoner1]

Muffins is soo cute and yhur sexyy i love you shane :)

[talkingpandabear123]

ily shane dawson..everytime im sad u cheer me up,everytime im happy u make me more happy,everytime im mad u make me laugh so i cool down...LIKE IF U THINK ITZ TRUE

[LexiDiamondx3]

@talkingpandabear123 that is exactly the same thing that happens to me

[talkingpandabear123]

@LexiDiamondx3 what happenes to you ?

[Majamiaa]

I love you shane! You have changed my life :') <3<3

[LilianaRapedYou]

shane should like make a video of " the ring: the movie...

[Gerardwayinmypants]

Shane, I fucking love Muffins. Seriously, Muffins is the funniest cat on earth. He/she makes me laugh so hard. XD

Is Muffins a boy or girl? I can't remember. XD

[CcAs818]

doesnt he have like million now??

[SpilledCoffeeStudios]

@2151emogirl 100th thumbs up :D

[WhoDoILove65279]

I like 1:16 Say thankyou. MEOWWW!! SAY THANK YOU! 'Meow' Thats thankyou :D

[awesomeness5217]

"Say thankyou" , "MEEOOOWWWWW!", " SAY THANKYOU!" , "MEOW" ,"Thatz thankyou(:" :))) ILY Shane Dawson! :DDDDD <333333

[TheLonelygrl]

MUFFINS!!!!!  :3

[RealEmoFruit]

This vid should end with these words: thank u guys so much. i wont let u down i PROMISE! FOR SPARTAAAAAAA!!!! xD

[sweetiepieluvu]

anybody who unsubscribes is an idiot...

[JoeMcIntyreForever]

@sweetiepieluvu amen!!!

[MrGeekedup500]

i was the MILLIONth sucscriber and shane sent me A shirt ... Cooooool

[MultiKayla1998]

wtf Muffins Dont Be Mean xD

[Bwittini]

Luv ya 2 shane!!!! :P

[TheCallofdutygal]

Oh no he's on to us!!!! Jk

[peacepowerish]

@NeonTatorTot 50,000 is half of 100,000, 500,000 is half of a million. 500,000 + 500,000= 1,000,000 lol Not trying to be mean or anything.

Luv ya Shane!!!

[TheEverythingdavid1]

I loveee muffins!!

[NextKazekage]

MUFFINS SHOULD HAVE A YOUTUBE CHANNEL!!!!

[NeonTaterTot]

Lol, your not good at math, but you manage to know that 50,000 is half a million. XD

[JessnAdelle123]

LOL i love the say thankyou bit :'D

[ilovekoolaidman]

subscribed to every shane dawson channel....BOOM! :) jkjk ily shane!

[sasuke72311]

you a'r so cool <3

[cutecupcake345]

1:17-1:22 I peed myself.

[lovemejustin165]

@cutecupcake345  ME TO LOL

[gleekfreak25]

OWWWWWW ok

[25Taiocruz]

AND WE WON'T LET U DOWN SHANE

[MollyMitsyCali]

that would b horible if everyone unsubscribed :( i wouldnt be one of them

[CelevonTeardust]

Actually i think muffins said F YOU! But that's just what i heard lol.

[TrentoSan]

u deserve it all! =D

[UnicornPoop694]

Shane I literally bawled when you said "I love you" and I do every time you say it. It means so much to me because I don't even remember the last time anyone said that to me...<3

[Chunkypuffs14]

wtf happened to muffins? His/her voice was normal wen u said say thank u but wen u yelled it; it sounded lyk she/he was choking or scared

[turtlelypuff]

wow your realy mean to your cat!

[ilovemymaggie]

I LOVE YOU SHANE YOURE AMAZING!

[WebkinzLover698]

I would never unsubscribe you. -3

[danceforlove12]

say bye muffins, SAY BYE!

meow.

That was bye--OWW!

haha, love you shane<3

[dreamieme]

Shane kept his promise, he didn't let us down. I LOVE YOU SHANE! <3

[magger254]

you are the coolest!!!!!!!