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  • press 8 for infinite smacks :)

  • This is one of the most hilarious mis-matched fights in all action movies, especially since Richie looks like Moe Howard with a Hitler moustache. Imagine the wonders a bunch of Looney Tunes sound effects can do to to make this even more funny.

  • when my wife does not have dinner waiting for me the second I get home from work, go to 1:40 to see what happens!!

  • I was expecting to see a fight... That wasn't a fight.

  • I'm scratching my right testicle as I watch this. What? I don't care. Feels good.

    Yes. It was absolutley necessary to post.

  • aikido (spelt wrong) using your opponents momentum against them... demonstrated quite clearly in this scene.. yes i know its not real

  • I would have prefered to just got shot

  • Hilarious shit takes me back to childhood haha

  • I laughed at 1:43.

  • did you guys know that the dude who plays as richie here is the same guy who plays the fucked up dad from the halloween remake? haha funny.

  • Best of Best 3 Humor Hitler Reich ,or who won Best of Best 1& Best of Best 2?which W.W. I-3 Team has T-Buffer Simulation B&W 1957-1975 or 3DFX 1994-2002! Any music tunes allowed or too many words out of your mouth captioned?

  • Wheres Snake Style Shang Tsung vs. Scorpion Snake Style! Free scrim vs europes white guy with china and middle eastern styles! Too much Jon Venator Aproved Segal Armed ,who has a Weak Heart But Brain Lives on NOES 2010 Problem with Brain! Not Physical Weak Hearts Lover's Lane! Jackknife Peter Tsakalakis is that angry at Fallout Sentence is Area-53 Nevada and Area-57 Colorodo! Too Much Ultimate Weapon Sub-Zero Freon Vs. Napalm Napoleon Mercury! Final Justice R.E. 3 Wins or Onimusha 3 Draws!

  • Its always the same in Seagal movies. His family or friend gets murdered and steven seagal is pissed and beats the shit out of the enemies. END

  • @mrdax1997 What other plot devices do we need? :D

  • an overweight hitler

  • They could have settled their differences in an equally dramatic and thrilling pie-eating contest.

  • i like pain - lol

  • i like those quick punches, they don´t seem to be very strong but are devastating nevertheless, they demoralize & ennervate the opponent.

    and hilarious how Seagal always lets do the guy the first move with any weapon he can find, then he easily disarms him, gives him 1-2 blows & throws it away, next please :)

  • Steven Seagal shits out little Chuck Norris' every morning

  • thats for bobby xD

  • ...

  • steven seagal vs. Adolf Hitler.

  • I love that last move from Steven!!. En when he pushes him through the window if that was real glass than Ritchie had a serious problem. Go Steven do what you do best. Aikido Master 7th degree. Go kill em all

  • THATs FOR BOBBY!!

  • Richie is the detective in Deuce Bigalow

  • god? u think he would stop grabbing shit after the first time cause he gets disarmed and steven uses on him.

  • Actually, Ritchie is one of the bank robbers from Raising Arizona...

  • Richies warcry! My God! In the entire movie you wait for the final fight between the idiot, Richie and Seagal. And when it all comes down to the end, Ritchie makes a complete fool of himself. What a disappointment!

    

  • @Navyblazer

    What'd you expect? Gino's a cop with hand-to-hand combat training, and Richie's a drug lord who mostly relies on his cronies to get their hands dirty for him. He's probably never been in a real fist fight before.

  • @pinheadman665

    You´r right, that is logic. But the whole scenario is so tensed up after Gino´s chase for Richie. That fat fuck. "I like pain you know"

    And when Richie tries to commit suicide..the whole script is raped and the quotes are hilarious.

  • Richies warcry! My God! In the entire you wait for the final fight between the idiot, Richie and Seagal. And when it all comes down to the end, Ritchie makes a complete fool of himself. What a disappointment!

  • Is it just me but Richie looks like the Comedian from Watchmen in this scene.

  • Wow, a fat guy vs a cop who took out a bar filled with thugs (played by Seagal to). Gee I wonder who's going to win.

  • @Blazeofdoom Which is funny, because the cop is also a fat guy. A very fat guy.

  • Richie shoudn't have did Bobby Lupo

  • that's the correct way to kick an ass.

  • lol 1:14 just a random high-pitched "UH!" Obviously not richie's voice.

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  • Aren't crack addicts usually skinny?

  • @Limptallica Not always....remember Chris Farley?

  • @MIKESOWELL hahaha very true. Though to be fair I think crack was one of the few drugs Chris Farley WASN'T doing...I could be mistaken though.

  • @Limptallica Yes, he actually did smoke crack. He did everything. I loved that guy's comedy, but he treated his body like a toilet.

  • @MIKESOWELL Agreed. Such a waste.

  • @Limptallica Agree!!! hahahahaha...

  • Seagal is KING

  • Segal is KING

  • "That's for Bobby"

    "That's for my wife, fuck you and DIE"

  • lets throw a couple shrimp on the (2:03)

  • the guy through everything at seagal except the kitchen sink.

  • 0.48 amazing combo lol

  • Would hardly call that a fight. The man just got through around alot

  • kitchen knife , bat , frying pan , cork ... luckily seagal grew tired of this and killed him otherwise another minute and he would have start using bread or table napkin

  • funny...listen @ 1:01, I think Gino, or someone else, screams out " fire "

  • is he saying ah yes before going through the window?

  • He took the guy apart on his own time...

  • I love at 1:55...Ritchie is nearly comatose and bleeding from every orafice from 2 minutes of being beaten to a pulp, then reaches for this compass on the floor and struggles to mumble "I'm gonna kill you". I have to admit I would've been out for the count by the first 30 seconds. HOW (and WHY) is it that whenever these martial artists are beating the shit out of the bad guys, these stupid idiots keep getting up and coming back for second, third & fourth helpings? Sometimes I have to laugh.

  • thrown around like a rag fuckin doll!!!

  • Seagal doing some interior re-decorating.

  • Theres Richie ! :D

  • Anybody notices richie looks like a fat version of adolf hitler???

  • aint it funny in all seagal films they bad guys face is always blood as hell. even the chick from on deadly ground got all bloodied up but not from seagal but still funny as hell.

  • Haha. This scene's funny because usually when you build up for the final fight, it's usually a match. But the bad guy didn't hit him once... lol

  • well... he said he likes pain lol. he sure got it

  • 1:41 the best :)

  • seagal would've made a great jason bourne

  • steven is the best action killer ever

  • that 3 piece @ 1:42 was nasty

  • damn that triple punch was badass.

  • that guy never give up lol

  • The combo at 1.40 is just sheer genius

  • Notice how desperate he looks when he's trying to cut Seagal with that knife........that's pretty much how pathetic anyone would be fighting against him.

  • @PDofbigmacs Just like Steven Seagal said in Die Hard: "Nobody beats me in the kitchen." :P

  • @davidburnside69 lol you mean under siege....but i would make the same mistake...same type of movie just different actor and setting

  • @ryan49er1 OMG, did I say Die Hard? My bad, that's a movie with Bruce Willis, lol! Yeah, I meant to say Under Siege :P! Thank you for pointing that out to me. xD

  • I hope this is how the final fight between Captain America and Red Skull will end up being.

  • Richie got what he deserved lol No sleep till Brooklyn ! New York all day

  • Holy shit Seagal was right, he would have saved himself a lot of pain if that bloody gun was loaded!

  • Fantastic Martial Arts scene. Very hard and Gorgeous.

    I love this film of Steven Seagal.

    Seagal is the Best Master in Aikido. Simply Superb. I love his Best films, in his good time.

    I have practiced Jiu-jitsu during Nine years. And i must come back to practice Martial Arts soon.

    YOU ARE GORGEOUS STEVEN!! WOW!!

    A BIG HUG,BY YOUR SPANISH FRIEND & FAN:

    NACHO ESPEJO

  • Head shot XD Good work Gino

  • Anybody seen Richie..????

  • @Aphrophis anybody know why Ritchie did Bobby Lupo??

  • @ThaUnprofessional Richie killed Bobby Lupo because Richie was sleeping with Bobby's wife and I think Richie wanted her all to himself, plus he is crack head that loved to kill anyone.

  • SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO THIS TO JUSTIN BIBER ASAP!!!

  • SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO THIS TO JUSTIN BIBER ASAP!!!

  • 5 people was beaten in the kitchen

  • "Nobody beats me in the kitchen."

  • "That's fah bahbie." *CONSTIPATED FACE'D*

  • Absolutely hilarious with the way he just keeps coming back for more, using anything he can find in the kitchen. My favourite Seagal film. He should have got an oscar for this one. Class film.

  • that's for barbie????!!!!!????

  • you watch almost any film with "fight scenes" and they generally go back and forth, or the main character is losing badly then makes a comeback and wins. every van damme movie follows that scenario, but not seagal. he just f's everyone up beginging to end

  • @radicalman33

    Thats like a product he sales...Steven Seagal is a brand and I guess he cannot do differently or the brand is ruined...consider it this way...

  • @Aphrophis

    thats probably why i like his movies the best. no over the top fights, just him breaking someones bones or shooting them. no bs

  • @radicalman33

    He doesn't even stop when his enemies are already dead, he'll just brutalize their corpses until they feel it in the afterlife.

    The endings for "Marked for Death" and "Under Siege" are good examples.

  • @radicalman33 haha it's true. it's not in his contract to get his ass kicked. he does the ass kicking period.

  • I really enjoy how Gino allows Ritchie to grab for each new weapon; gives him a little bit of hope, but naww, Gino just uses the weapon back on Ritchie.

    This is one kickass fight scene. No fukin stoopid running along walls, or dick-headed CGI here, just good ol' fashion whoop-ass... and that ain't no pho phuc lai

  • Greatest lopsided fight in movie history; BAR NONE! Oh by the way, I think the deal breaker for me would've been being hit that hard with an iron skillet!

  • Greatest lopsided fight in movie history; BAR NONE!

  • Is he hurt?

  • Steven Seagal 1

    Crackhead  0

  • Richie had no chance of winning that fight

  • Could someone imagine what the score would be if this were a football game?

  • You can bet your ass that Richie deserved what he got at the end for killing Bobby and that woman earlier in the movie.

  • yay! he finally found richie^^

  • Poor fat guy QQ

  • Gino - Aikido style fighting Richie - straight out Brooklyn style fighting Advantage: Gino! LOL

  • and a corkscrew for the win!!!!!

  • This is how hitler looks like when fat.

  • Destruction at its best.

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  • steven seagal loves playing kung fu patty cake lol

  • Oh snap his hands were too fast for the camera

  • hahaa noone fights like uncle steve :D

  • Fat Adolf Hitler who yells like Barney Gumble from the Simpsons when Seagal puts his head through a window

  • oh yeah the original was called " nico " too

  • When all else fails, reach for the corkscrew.

  • Richie looks like Adolf Hitler, just a fatter version of him

  • 0:48 one of the best combos ever!

  • Gotta love how at 1:52 Richie says " Ima kill ya " yet he has launched zero offense since the fight began.

  • @Shelver92 the crazy comment was what probably sealed his fate

  • @TheLastOfTheFinest80 Sealed him in a Spam tin for Seagal to consume later on

  • @milnusthegnome that was funny as hell

  • anybody noticed that richie looks like a fat adolf hitler?

  • This was my first movie of Steven Seagal that I seen of him and I been a fan of him ever since. I love his bad ass films he did in the nineties

  • the old frying pan in the back of the head trick....

  • Would that definitely kill him? Seriously, some types of brain damage can be survived.

    Oh well if the brain damage by itself doesn't kill him the shitload of internal injuries will.

  • Poor stunt man...

  • Running bad guy....Flip!  into the wall! HAHAHAHA Classic!

  • Those Bulletts.., were gonna save you a whole lot of pain..

  • this guy is a good kung fu fighter accept the bad thing is, idon't think hes making movies anymore

  • Thats actually Chuck norisses dick thats beating up richie.

  • Oh shit that's for Bobby..!!!!!

  • In real life, when Seagal threw the other guy on all the furniture there to make the movie, wasn't he in pain?!

    The first two slams look horrible!

  • Nobody beats me in the kitchen

    - Steven Seagal

    LoL

  • weapon or not....ur in for a beating.

  • Richie looks like Adolf Hitler's twin, except he's more fatter than him

  • LOL 1:42 Richie's delayed reaction after taking a three punch combo!

  • This was like a three stooges skit of pain!!

  • @jkoff76 yeah. Fat Adolf Hitler crackhead : nyuk nyuk nyuk... [frying pan] BOP ! WISEguy, eh? [rolling pin] KLONK! woo woo woo WOO .... [Gino makes Ritchie a new a-hole with that corkscrew] POOP!

  • ANYBODY KNOW WHY RICHIE DID BOBBY LUUPPOO?????

  • Dam he is unstoppable XD

  • LMAO, everything Richie trys to hit Gino with, Gino takes it from him and beats him with it!

  • This is one hell of an anti-climactic final fight. It reminds me of that Hanna-Barbara TV show, the Herculoids. No dramatic tension, just a heinous beating delivered by the hero.

    The guy who played Richie was a good actor, though. That really stood out in this movie.

  • @Theyellowma

    Yeah thats William Forsythe. He plays a bad guy in most of his movies lol

  • 1:40

  • @ 1:03 richie says fire lol

    

  • @ghythb i cant stop laughing at that part lmao

  • that's for bobby

  • One of my favorite movie. The best bad guy beatdowns ever. It was also filmed in my neighborhood.

  • You think he got the point @ 2:01 ?

  • @FloundTine Hitler after he ate 50 german biscuits

  • nothing against Steven seagal persnal-wise but i always wonder,watching his movies, two things:

    1)why in hell does the film maker have to edit so much the camera's angles?can't he just hire a stuntman replacing Steven for certain scenes?

    2)why steven seagal have to win all the fights dominating his opponent...ok i don't want him to lose,but heck give us a more epic fight where there's a exchange of hits between the bad and the goodguy

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  • @lastyou Naw that's why I liked Steven Seagal films as opposed to Van Damme. IMO Van Damme got his ass beat waaaaay too much in his movies.

  • @blackman26 It's funny you say that; because my mother used to say that all of the time! haha

  • psychotic oliver hardy hahaha thats funny

  • Lol, love how Seagal punches him rapidly from 1:43 and Richie drops like a few seconds later realizing what just happened.

  • The only thing Richie gave Steven was a purple-nurple @ 0:56

  • @tonious35 actually Steven had a gun shot wound on his side and Richie put pressure on it.

  • @tonious35 It was St.Patrick's Day and Gino wasn't wearing anything green, so Ritchie pinched Gino's nipple... nobody gets away with pinching Gino's nipple

  • that was Great!

  • can anyone explain to me why steven seagal is fat i mean shouldn't he like keep in shape for these movies

  • What a shitty fight. This guy is not a worthy opponent for seagal; he looks like a psychotic Oliver Hardy.

  • fat ass got ownd so hard

  • @FloundTine

    seems so..at least it was him, and not chuck norris with the time machine..

  • i love this show coz my dad watched this show and he gave me my name gino:)

  • back in those days...steven seagal is always on invincible mode when he fights ahahahahaha.

  • @KhidirD2K Lmao UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT UP DOWN RIGHT LEFT A B HALF CIRCLE ..'the seagal invicible trick .. lmao

  • @joeytrimble Square x3, O x3, Triangle, O, X SQUARE, L1, R2, L2 R1, Start. You should hear... "die motherfucker..." and u should feel u butt got kicked. means the code works hahahahahahahahaha!

  • rule 1: Don't fight Seagel in a kitchen

    rule 2: any weapon you use, Seagal will use it on you

    rule 3: If your face is covered in blood while Seagal has no scratches, GTFO

    failure to obey means the end for you when you fight Seagal

  • @Aizen1122

    oh for christ sake it's a movie.....

  • @Axtroz and chuck Norris is just a myth.

  • @Aizen1122 u forgot rule number 4: if u ever come across fighting seagal....just dont fight. hahahahahaha

  • @Aizen1122 now i see what my mistakes are all of these years

    thanks for giving out pointers, you're such a nice chap