STANDUP COMEDIAN | FIRST TIME OF SEX [EPIC]

[bvmangas]

ПОЊЕД!!!!!!!1

[TechnoMulen]

LIKE A BAWSSS !!!!

[bady507bady]

وش السالفة

[silicium555]

"LOOL OL OL O LOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOL" - 9GaG

[Plob94]

9GAG

[4bu53r]

Bunch of fucking kids arguing which is better, 9gag or funnyjunk. Well, here's a fact: both fj and 9gag ''steal'' content from 4chan and reddit. I wouldn't even call it staling, I would call it sharing. What's wrong with that idiots? If you like something, you share it. If you have an awesome idea, you make a comic out of it and post it somewhere, then others share it on other websites, and that's how more people see it. Is there a problem with that?

[Gremlyn21]

@4bu53r This man speaks the truth!!

[TheXMuscle]

9gag

[LeeNRose5]

dat bitch got pownd xD

[Nawziii]

9gag XD

[9IncheZRulZ]

Funnyjunk brought me here.

[MegaMasturbator]

Who else came form 9gag!?

[KuramaJincuuriki]

9GAGGERS suck. EVERYONE ON 9GAG IS A FAGGOT. This is a video and no one cares who bought who where. 9GAG SUCKS fj ftw.

Would you like your glass of pownage with lemon or lime?

[chris887799]

@KuramaJincuuriki If you don't care who got you here... why are you bragging that funny junk got you here... You sir, need to use logic

Now go get me a drink, I'll take a screw you, with a bit of fuck off if you don't mind

9gag!

[dalektaliban]

would you like your glass of PWNED shaken or stirred?

[Eemeli7000]

funnyjunk sent me here

[kingage01]

wow.. who cares who brought you here...

[gagej88]

9gag brought me here.

[AlexTheIpodMaster]

9gag

[gangstablaze]

9gag army trollin through :B

[locdogtwo]

@gangstablaze hahaahha

[dabrazillionaire]

AWESOME COMEBACK IS AWESOME!!!

[HITorMISS167]

9gag

[turbohjelle]

9gag

[TheDeepSight]

9fags, i hate them so much "lul we are 9fags army lul lul lul". Faggots.

[Jazzelz1]

@TheDeepSight you just got 9GAG'd

[giver12321]

g9a9



[TheJuiceWins]

9gag

[DJCodeY]

9gag

[csenky]

9gag as well

lol'd hard

[trikonate]

9gag

[elRenanexe]

9gag LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[jeebzPB]

Stupid women. You can't make those jokes. You just sound like bitches. -_-

[taccio112]

9gag

[EerolaPortraits]

brace yourselves, 9gag army is coming

[trullenquekq3]

@EerolaPortraits pff, you know you see 9gag

[TheSkovran]

9gag? :D



[AnnaEdogawa]

LEGENDARY!!!!

[paganarh]

BAM!



[TheWorldChanel]

Coolest guy ever :))))))))))))

[Nikqogregg]

perfect comeback

[MuzzafuzzaGaming]

Perfect comeback.

[MrKkarlahh]

what a comeback!

[tubesoxabc]

so funny! so quick! love it! speaking of sex the first time, jus saw hilarious video of eve and adam doing it the first time. short animated bit but very clever.

search

eve adam first time

[soon2betaken]

Too short , but really good!!

[sharmake284]

Wait for it .... waaiit for it.....

[ObjectManipulator55]

BOOM! HEADSHOT! hahahaha

[fuxu123]

lol he taught that bitch good dont ever interrupt a comedian during his act stupid bitch hell fuck you up

[faredust77]

He fainted at the end?

[sneakytotoy]

Glad your mom remember ;)

[onenewdestiny]

@sneakytotoy

this one is bad.. but cool haha

[krzychoo89]

EPICNESS !!

[SpencerGFX]

You can see in those 30 seconds, he is continually thinking of comebacks and then scratching them. To come up with up with such a good comeback while everybody is laughing at you (in a way) is extremely hard. I salute you sir.

[Lymos524254]

@SpencerGFX no, he knew the answer, he just waited for a suitable moment to speak.

[GutsmanLoL]

Funny*

[GutsmanLoL]

LOL get fucking owned skank trying to be fubny gets wrecked.

[13abie]

AHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A SAVE

FAVOURTING THIS SHIT

[wizzyroxx]

Like a boss.

[Petalzune5]

I don't know what's funnier, the joke or that one guys laughter in the background..lol!

[SpeedyMixes]

Lol......

[Prka01]

He shoots, HE SCORES!!!

[usileee]

0:32 rofled =))

[srbPasulj93]

Make or break moment right here :D

[S2hahaaS2]

ROLLED SON !

[GoodMorningMrBoner]

Awesome comeback..

[Qw3rtypop]

Yeah.... don't heckle comedians. They make their living poking fun at stuff, it's just not a good idea.

[asterpitix]

fake:)

[sgtSAcuL]

He should have said "Oh, so your mom told you?"

[ZELDAFAN152]

@sgtSAcuL too bad your mom jokes are for middle schoolers

[TFIIB]

@sgtSAcuL Y'know, if he was an unoriginal scum who is not only not funny but also immature, stupid, and unworthy of the skin they inhabit, yeah, that would be the perfect thing to say.

[Balisong72]

In the face!

[JDandNadine]

His name is Bryson Turner and he is brilliant! Watch JD Moore own a female heckler in Bryson's home club!

youtube.com/watch?v=2cHZ7gcEH5­c

[qwerty10113]

His comeback is probably funnier than the joke he was going for in the first place...WIN!

[tadvanacanakapalli]

Definition of WIN!

[Zantaer]

Hah! Nice recovery.

[serexlol]

Would be better with "honey, even though I said so to comfort you, it wasn't MY first time"

[TKaarel]

@serexlol No it wouldn't. People don't want to hear long and winding answers....they'll get distracted.

[ctran612]

@serexlol nope

[THX10538]

Way to turn that around

[jaxxfox]

best heckler and best comeback of all time!

[SamyueruHikage]

The line was good, but the timing was what made it so funny.

[tcsdef]

she should have gotten cock slapped for that one

[Electroz89]

haha awesome comeback, who is that comedian?

[yazanarar]

EPIC ANSWER!!! HAHAH IN YOUR FACES!!!!!

[mariozumbado]

Epic comeback

[Nighteg]

I don't get it.

[MetallicSlayerDeath]

@Nighteg Then you are officially a retard or under the age of 13

[Nighteg]

@MetallicSlayerDeath

Your childish nickname suggests that you're a scared and unsecured teen. And probably a virgin.

p.s.

You can suck my balls.

[MetallicSlayerDeath]

@Nighteg And all of a sudden you try to make it personal.

Oh and I guess I'll explain it to you. You see she made fun of him by implying that he lost his virginity "yesterday". He then countered with the genius comeback "Glad you remember" implying that she was the one he had sex with and thereby losing his virginity to.

Also, I'm not gay, so no thanks. And I guess I'm sorry for apparently hurting your feelings.

[superrangerkid1997]

@Nighteg You're stupid.

[Nighteg]

@superrangerkid1997

But very sexy...

[superrangerkid1997]

@Nighteg Creepy...

[Berrly91]

TOUCHE BITCH

[Nefekto]

That bitch had it coming

[brittanyleighomg]

AHAHAHAHA!

[TobeDoss]

lol

[PsyberKayos]

26 people didn't wait for the brilliant answer.

[BillyG800]

fan-fuckin-tastic!

[Zenithproductions]

25 people never had sex...

[hughzshooz]

AHAAHAHAH

[FatTonyCologino]

lol when heckling goes right

[Anonym0u]

The Comedian is Bryson Turner

[zi1djian007]

He probably got laid that night.

[DeadlyMustard]

@zi1djian007

After his comeback I'm pretty sure every guy in there became his wingmen

[sidesteal]

win

[SuprCookies]

Didn't see that one coming. Brilliant.

[MitchDesousa]

28 seconds of response time = awesome punchline time.

[htmldude]

That was lolz.

[YummCookie]

That's the sign of a brilliant standup comedian right there, one who can actually handle input from the crowd :D

[axel8grease]

I can see by your reply the polling of replies. You're unoriginal; you picked one that provided ironic context, but used the original posters phrasing to get thumbs up. Since the viewers were already riding high on the clever comment, your reply (after 5 month pause) was reduced to the equivalent of a Justin Bieber joke. You needed a comment was not critical of the poster; as well as one that would get as many many thumbs up. Job failed

You were worried for almost half a year

[DDDDawgs2]

Stumbled

[Lagerhog16]

23 virgins have watched this video.

[Dannywills666]

Heckler Fail

[The3rdNipple]

i dont get it LOL

[nik1703]

@The3rdNipple wat

[TheCelonius]

21 bitches saw this video.

[Sivoris17]

As to quote Kelso "BURN!"

[BBS86able]

AHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! WIN !!

[yorugitta]

whats his name? haha

[SuperNikNax]

before he said "glad you remember" the woman said "im so sory". listen carefully from 0:31

[rononandon]

ha..........

[aarondkeogh]

someone press the comedian mute button?

[einstienear]

The loud guy laughing has an EVIL LAUGH man. Like if you agree....

[modest123]

@einstienear i dislike because i hate like whores. gtfo

[sidizking]

lol.....OWNED!!!! xDxDXD!!!!!!!!!!

[skeebert]

PWNED! STUPID BITCH!

[jessiemay8]

GET CHIRPED. LOL

[TheDogod]

4 words have just made my day

[roughryder5]

wait...what did he say? "and I do remember"??

[ItsNotActuallyFunny]

@roughryder5 "Glad you remember."

[itsallfake100]

@roughryder5 He said "glad you remebered".

[jhonnyboy2050]

head shot bitch.

[alZiiHardstylez]

fake reply to fake comment on fake reply.

[Angrod07]

HE IS SO FUCKING AWESOME

[4pl3x]

0:32 is she trying to say im sorry?!

[caps1in1ya1ass1]

@gshauger Well, he had to wait for the audience to stop yelling so they could hear it.

[GenoSkill]

FAKE AUDIO

[crashaddict95]

@GenoSkill FAKE COMMENT

[GenoSkill]

@crashaddict95 fake reply

[crashaddict95]

@GenoSkill Fake reply on reply

[qwerty10113]

@crashaddict95 new reply to fake reply on reply

[drgmdp]

am i the only one who thinks the audio is fake? when he's supposedly thinking the answer, while you can hear the people laughing in the audio, in the vid he's clearly talking...

[seklat]

it's taking a bit too long for him to find a comeback imo

[Poppa186]

Instant favorite. Perfect punchline. Would be nice to see how it went on after this..

[RedmanATI]

LOOOOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOL

[britishbrown]

I love the guys laugh in the background LOLOLOL

[sexybadbeyoncepick]

She sed yesterday

[hmoobdaj]

did she died?

[Kelberoth]

what's his name? Now I wanna see his stuff

[FejkJ]

@Kelberoth So do we know his name yet? :D

[liverpoollegend09]

hei eg e 15 år og eg likar fiskekakakakar

[Sbrff]

fucking BRILLIANT!!!

AWSOME OH MY GOD....I HAVEN`T LAUGED SO HARD FOR A WHILE O_O

I thought it was over when she dissed him XD

[szmistak]

Mistrz ciętej riposty:)

[MrDoljanac]

PWNED!

[PooKneader]

I liked the part where she said 'yesterday'.

[RobertDan]

what is she doing out of the kitchen?

[QuintonBfast]

Now go fetch him a cigar and a sandwich

[iji147]

loooooooooooool he got grilled

[WASTINGMYTIMEWITHYOU]

The whole blank time, I was thinking of something I would have said if I were him. But I didn't find any. He did, and he did very well.

And that's the difference between a random person, and a great stand-upper.

[MurdaMaurie]

THAT YESTERDAY PART WAS BEAST HAHA LOL

[bloodyelf70]

wow she got owned

[crocop2231]

TOTAL RESPECT for this guy!!! Felt sorry for him when he went 'speechless' for quite a while.. Not sure whether he was stunned or just waiting for the right moment to counter. Then came the BEST possible reponse which turned defeat into TOTAL ownage!!!

[1611viis]

Make him a SANDWITCH, BITCH

[mrbelever]

it would be harder if a guy says that..:) the answer would be more rude i think:D

[xLEEDx]

WHO IS THIS GOD!?

[seberusnet]

trolled the troll

[HellGlow]

ahahahha, best pwning ever !! xD