This WON'T be Pretty!!

[iTzSiideWayz]

I promise I dont mean this offensively, But gay or not, you are fucking awesome.

Subbed.

[Zipster08]

@iTzSiideWayz Gay and THANKS!!

[urielwirthful]

um .... wow....

[Tywanna22]

perscribed LMAO i love it!

[karateGoalie]

oooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­gggggggggggg that must have been sooo embaresing

[MIGHToKONdriak]

your like chicken soup for the soul

[InfernalShitbox666]

MANIAC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[McKennahLane]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

That was a classic one!

Zip... you are QUITE the find!

[TroyAndBob]

whats those dots on your arm?

[Femalecommaman]

Now you know how babies with full dydees feel!

[mr4sam]

that was funny zip.have you stay in touch with Lou reed, Iggy, and the rest of the people you knew in those days?

[Alprazolam]

shit happens...

[douma234]

like i said before dignity is for suckers

[LIVandLEX]

this is pretty random but isnt it weird how u make videos and sometimes not even 1/2 of ur subscribers watch them.

also u look REALLLY different with ur teeth. even though ur not wearing them in this video i was just thinking about that. it makes ur face look longer and ur mouth just like different... haha

love ur work zipster keep up the good work

[Zipster08]

It kills me that you're going thru all this stuff! THANKS SO MUCH for appreciating what I'm doing. Big stuff coming up in the near future...trust me!!

[LIVandLEX]

yay im excited :D. but its acully fun going through all ur vids . ahha :D love the story by the way

[paul2641]

thats so funny sipster ur comical

[paul2641]

sorry zipster

[ZeroPunkDreamer]

I don't normaly use chat speak but...LMFAO!!! Poor Zippy but this is just so funny! It reminds me of mine! I will make a video about it soon!

[Ardenwolfe]

Oh my God! LMAO!!!

[no1funkydiva]

That's aweful! It's hilarious, because it didn't happen to me, but oh God! I would have died!

[chakwaina37]

lol poor zipster,

[mooneyesgirl]

I love you Zipster!!

[TLRoth]

He thanks you!!!

[schmitty3]

your stories are awesome

[Zipster08]

Thanks!!

[restrictedinfo]

SUBscribers

[RainHampton]

He knows that, it's part of his charm.

[RainHampton]

Since nothing here is working correctly, let me repeat myself. He knows the word is subscribers. Perscribers is part of the gig.

[MeriiKiyo]

*dies laughing*

[Xunethqualn]

23 years ago? in 1974? 33 years?. EW

[bob46802]

lol that's great

[Labcup]

You are so amazingly funny .. :)

[Huricano2]

can you say suscribers...not perscribers

lol nice story too

[thatshotsexy]

aww, you poor thing, congrats on the 10,000 hun, luv ya!

[angeleyez1818]

lol..my aunt did stuff like that and its so funny...good thing no 1 saw the shit..lol

[Zipster08]

That I KNOW of!!

[SQTvsTECHN0]

*cough* crackhead *cough*

[Zipster08]

*cough* douche bag *cough*

[BloomingSkulls]

Have you ever heard of Wind Gap PA? Just wondering, since you lived in Bangor, and it's pretty close to Bangor.

[Zipster08]

Of course I've heard of Wind Gap!

[JBZ2]

to funny & im sorry that happoned

[danmanak]

Ouch! I imagine you was a bit...tender...after all that driving after having "sharted" (I dont remember which movie that was from, but it reminded me of that). You're a braver man than I...I doubt I would admit something like that :)

[linkrulz]

omg! poor zip! =[

[GothNeko666]

aww poor Zip and his poopie pants

:D don't worry, happens to the best of uss!

[kystorm]

That was so funny! Sucks for you ... but thanks for being brave enough to share.

[EvilAsparagus]

Oh god. I was laughing my head off, that must've sucked! Well, thanks for sharing it I guess.

[Zipster08]

WHAT???

[bacarock]

i'm italian and i don't understand so much of what you're talkin about but i love your videos and i love you

[Zipster08]

Thank you!!

[eggy1980cheese]

lol, that was a really good story. What happens when you get 20,000 subscribers *evil grin* :P

[Zipster08]

Hmmm, we'll see!!

[oviedovista1991]

That is hilarious. you are so cool. I love watching your videos

[JKVman2007]

That was the funniest damn story. I guess I get to be subscriber number 10,558!

[fearless05]

bhahahahhahahaha

[cmoorecole]

lesson learned: fart proudly, but only at home and not in white satin pants

[deltafrog]

read this!read this!read this!You will get kissed by? the love of your life in 3 days if you copy and paste this on 4 more videos in 20 minutes!!!This is TRUE

[fehquig]

Been there, done that, only it happened at college, I made it to the rest room , cleaned myself up, chucked the full and irretrievably soiled bikini briefs, walked three blocks to the discount store, bought another pair, changed in the mens' room and went to my next class. I didn't have a car in those days. I rode the bus. Other bus riders must be eternally thankful...

[Zipster08]

HA HA!!

[edbassmaster]

Dude, that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The cop part was classic!!

[krittybean]

Aren't you so lovely! I find you very sweet and I enjoy hearing your stories.

[Zipster08]

Thanks!!

[electronicallycrazy]

your so cute

[markstewart0]

lol thats brilliant what a story i couldnt stop laughing

[straightnug]

is he gay, just wondering

[Zipster08]

Yeah, I'm GAY...what does that have to do with anything?

[ownageftwboi]

eww

[straightnug]

Lol, ok

[opinion56]

OOLLOLOLO i got 10,000 prescibers lol zipsters funni

[lunitrin]

I just simply love you! =D I have tried to stop watching your videos for tonight, but I cant! I wish I could be there on your backyard chatting with you! <3

[ftodd1]

LOL Thanks for sharing... we are all human...

[sk8r4lif394]

LOFL! what is wrong with you?!

[sillyheadsrcool]

that was the stupidest video i have ever seen!!

[CoolDude8675309]

Haha, very interesting story.

[Thenightswhosayni]

LOL! That was hilarious

[sign543]

Can we give you your own television show?? I could watch you for hours!!! Haha!

[Zipster08]

You're the sweetest!!!

[christinaray]

me to! i love his shows. :)

[kyhell]

I love ya zipster!

[Zipster08]

Love you too, buddy!!

[AllyLullaby]

wow that is emberassing

your such a sweet man though :]

i love how you sat perscribers

i cant stop watching :]

your amazing <3

[Zipster08]

THANKS!!

[wudntuzlike2know]

your freakin hilarious zip, i've had a similar accident hehe not in such a 'high profile' environment tho. love ya loads and congrats

jodie x

[helmithair131]

Isnt it SUBscribing...not PREscribing?

[Zipster08]

No shit, Sherlock!!

[sillyheadsrcool]

hey dont say cuss words

[hrtbreaker]

I love imagining you partying with Debbie Harry :p (Love her!).  It would be awesome to hear more stories of you at Max's.

[AdrianCarrPiano]

I love you!

[wavewash]

*laugh* great story zip!

[SakeBombProductions]

Loved it!!!! ROFL...* still laughing *

[Blado]

Omg, that's the greatest story ever!!! <3

[bel250]

You are so funny, I about died laughing...

Show us some of your younger days pictures/videos. Thanks!

[reddropdrop]

That's your funniest story yet! :D

[kellynwahl]

omg you are so funny!

subscribed. totally i just subscribed

[Zipster08]

THANK YOU!!

[starlight8353]

this.. is why... we don't wear white pants anymore.. hehe. you're adorable, dollface!

[mightyjoy]

You are the best ever!

[Zipster08]

THANK YOU!!

[RKfreestyler]

you youst have a evil lauf,nice.....

[Jibbie49]

Were you really happy with going to those Clubs? I always thought people there were in a crowd, but very lonely.

[Zipster08]

THANK YOU!!

[Raquel101]

10,000 perscribers? lol what the hell?

[UberRogueJuju]

Zip you are the best stroy teller. I am happy to be a subscriber

[Zipster08]

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!

[dave06668]

You know debbie harry?wow,thats cool.

I love her,you to zip.

[Zipster08]

Thanks, buddy!

[christinaray]

my fav. flower! congrats & nice story(LOL):)

[Kuggar]

"I gotta goto court tomorrow" LOL :D

[Sobe2007]

that was nasty!!!........lol

[pinkpunkrock]

im one of the 10,000 :] thank meeee .

[Zipster08]

THANK YOU!!!

[iamnotapoet]

Sweetie & I are glad to be susbscribers but sorry to help have you reenact the embarrassing [but entertaining] story.... it is for just such reasons i always wear black jeans.... it's never happened but i am prepared.

-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]

-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[ugwbdshgwdubgipwqd]

OMG u r hilarious :)

[Dontchokeonfear]

vv+flol?

[imthunder]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I LAUGHED so loud, hilarious! But ur lucky, it could have been worse :P

[ADDDZZ]

You're cool ZIP!

[cypdxmfight02]

Oh my goodness that is SO embarassing!

[BackporchBob]

Man, I'm having a 70's flashback here, I remember seeing Another Pretty Face at least twice when you came to play at The Gasworks in Toronto, cool band.

[Zipster08]

I frikkin LOVED Toronto!!

[auditioner11]

Ohhhhh lord god LOL! XDD

[JoeM2000]

"So I go into the bathroom and I take a little weee" LOL!!!

[Dejayfever1]

HAHA I love ya zipster, but you always say prescribers!!!??? Isnt it subscribers TTYL

[karldaly81]

LOVE the court line so random!! POOOOO

[Hiroshi66]

LOL wow! that must have been an unforgettable experıence! Dıd anybody mentıon why u left so suddenly next tıme u were at the bar?

[bugsauce]

LOL

[Safefer123]

Hey congrats Zippy...I am so happy for you!

[Spladder1]

You're best!

[bugmg]

you 're awsome zipster!

[evilkiddiesongs]

Next time....make the sotyr longer my immmaginetion isnt working right

[Long5hanks]

your so pointlessly annoying...no offense

[PredatorKillsAlien]

Mwehehehehehehe...

[BenPhilBeck]

I love that he says perscribers!

haha! love it!

[MadManArt]

This made me actually "lol". Hahahahahaha!!!!

[Candlepinguy]

33 Years Ago Not 23 Years Ago

[BurgerTrench]

Gross. Woulda been a funny story if it was anyone but you telling it.

[JorgeHungo]

23 years after 1974 is 1997

[ladyanarchy82]

lmaoooooooooooo good one

[busterbronk]

come out of the closet

[BabyJapPrincess]

LMAO oh man dats embarrasing...i love uuuuu lol

[dragnetproductions]

Wowo 10,000! Congradulations...

[Momoftwinsplus1]

Congrats on 10,000 your story was so funny that I almost messed my pants too. I told you a long time ago that you need to hand out depends with your stories, maybe the depends people will sponsor you, especially after this one. Love ya buddy

[KidJUdgedByHIsPAst]

i wanna know the end! You rule! if ya got some time check out my vids later

[VicDraygo]

HAHAHAHAHA omfg zip man, too funny, I think i just crapped MY pants. What will you talk about when you hit 20 thousand??

[Zipster08]

You won't BELIEVE the story I have for that one!! Thanks for commenting, buddy!

[nheimberg]

Zip, You are so funny. I just love you. You need to write a book. Id buy it for sure. The audio version, narrated by you of course, would be a huge idea too.

[Zipster08]

Working on the book. "My Success As A Failure"....yeah, it won't be long now!

[craineoz]

YAYAYAAY I want 10,000 subscribers haha

[MThomas23]

well thats happens when u have anal sex, everything up there gets compacted -followed by gas and belching as things start to loosen up again and you get all that sloppy goop and lubricant... .. you need to douche after sex! but i guess you know that now. LOL

[joanswitches]

HEY, does TRoth approve of your blabbing this story all over youtube?? he's gonna git ya fer this one!

[Zipster08]

He can go screw himself!!! He's got, like, NO perscribers!!! Boring tool that he is!!

[todayisagift]

LOL!!!!!!!!! You're so hilarious!!!! Congrats on all the perscribers!! You rock!!

[septemberbabie]

Cnograts on the ten thousand subscribers. Thanks for the story.  I nearly did the same thing from laughing so hard.

[TimeMachine20]

hahahaha

[carezzza]

LOL that was hysterical

[SaintDuke]

that was one crazy story lol, gratz on the subscribers

[Moongal028]

well thanks for the great story. Yes indeed that was an ambassing moment for sure!! funny, but sad!! LOL

[eatit77]

lol....... hahhahahahahahhahahha your funny zip

[mellowinPA]

Bangor PA???? Outside Easton PA here! Whow thats funny, you grew up like 7 mi from me lol.

[ZenArcher]

Congrats Zippy.. Ya know I mean that..

Be Well! ~Zen Archer

[Zipster08]

Thanks, Buddy!!

[birchtree29]

Haha! Thats gross! Lolve your stories tho Mr. Roth!

[ajb452]

this makes me feel sad, heaps of sad, i have my head in the sand because i dont want to "know" about it all. glad to see someome is talking about the issues

[RomanWeidenfeller]

get teeth man lol

[Zipster08]

Got some, thanks!!

[highheadjester]

LMMFAO!!!!!LOLOLOL 5*'s Zip ~HiGH HeaD JeSTeR~

[colindude]

Gross!

[stjohnstjohn]

Glad u did not hear - your innocence is preserved.

[iheartslug]

Hello stjohnstjohn! Good to see you!

[Muzic1]

Nasty.. But Funny LOL...

[mango8260]

Funny!!

[CrazyCanucker85]

congrats dude im almost at 10 yeah

Check out my channel awesome vids you wont be sorry youll love my vids there funny. Feel free to say anything you want i dont delete comments.

CrazyCanucker85

CHECK ME OUT

[iksarsinlove]

damn.. i feel sorry for you =( that must have sucked big time

[plaguedbyurkiss]

Do you and Nutcheese sit and talk about your pooping stories all day on Stickam?! you should!

[jenluv37]

Wow! What a story! SO worth the build up! :D

Wait . . . did I just admit that I liked the poopy pants story? What does that say about me? Aww crap . . .

[ArtemissimetrA]

1974 = 33 years ago. Any story from the 70's is worth telling.

[TubularBelle]

I still love you even though you never announced a 'Just to be You' winner. Congratulations on hitting 10,000 prescribers.

Want to hear something scary zip? I have you on my ipod lol I love you!