If you asswholes watches his other videos you would know that he doesn't have anything against gay people he's just kidding. So stop taking it seriously stuff like yeah I agree I hate faggots! Cuz he doesn't really hate gays.
@optifog Yeah but that still doesn't explain why sexual deviants have more rights, privileges and protection than ANY disabled person does be they physical or intellectually challenged. Oh we cant say faggot or any other language like that but we can say retarded and idiot until we are blue in the face and get away with it. It is HIGH time sexual deviants were NOT treated with kid gloves anymore.
Yeah but that still doesn't explain why sexual deviants have more rights, privileges and protection than ANY disabled person does be they physical or intellectually challenged. Oh we cant say faggot or any other language like that but we can say retarded and idiot until we are blue in the face and get away with it. It is HIGH time sexual deviants were NOT treated with kid gloves anymore.
@msamericanpatriot Go Fuck yourself. So if a person is gay they are sexually deviant...what kind of retarded fuck are you? Holy shit, sounds like you came right out of the 1950's. You can say Faggot all you want its called free speech, but then I also have the right to call you a retarded idiot. Go drink some chocolate Milk and wear your sneakers on Fridays. RIP Mikey.
@MrMcalander Oh yeah!! Retarded idiot is an onxymoron. Idiot is an ancient Greek term denoting one who could NOT own property or vote. It doesn't happen in nature. There is NO gay gene therefor no human acts gay naturally. It is all nuture. So sexual deviant support go fuck YOURSELF!! Yeah the 1950's was the last time America was great. Ever since the civil rights movement we went down hill. Nothing wrong with the way things were then. NOTHING!!
@msamericanpatriot Haha! you're amazing! I'd buy you a chocolate milk shake. Cheers for the old times you imbecile.
(Also, retarded-idiot is not an "oNxymoron". Either they are synonymes, so its redundant; or they are opposite, which isn't the case. They are just different words. Only contradictory terms can form an oxymoron... you moron... *smiley face*)
I remember him from Last Comic Standing and he was hilarious. Now he's on XM/Sirius and I can't get enough of his bits - he's got the mentality I like in a comic. Keep making us laugh, Mike!
Might be funny if it were true (about young gay people being delusional about being hated), but then this was performed before the US gay teen bullying, homelessness and suicide rates became common knowledge, and in the NYC bubble, too. I wonder if he still does that part.
Lets just say this I have seen a couple Videos and their allways white kids yes I agree if a white kid trying to act Black ( a wigger ) should not act like that unless they grew up around black people and another thing to break the ice Im a one out of a million white guy that if im called a cracker i reply Nigger nothing racial just i dont really give a fuck dont believe me il show you A real motha fucker.. like i said its cool but dont be hating on white people..
I just discovered this guy on comics annonymous which was a special on comedy central. I almost turned the channel through those fucken ugly cunts jim norton and rich voss, who couldnt make me fucken laugh if they shoved charlie chaplins cane up their asses and ass to assed until they met up in the middle, i dig this guy he's funny robert kelly was good too. notice sober comedians fuck up a bit on their act afterwards. this guys addiction is his act. kudos to the man for doing the damn thing.
'@msamericanpatriot Straight people DO get away with 'flaunting' their sexuality. Many, especially boys, flirt and talk about their sex lives and desires endlessly, but when they do they aren't harrassed for it. Gays ARE harrassed if they do the same, so 'acting like everyone else' actually causes more harrassment. And while it doesn't bother me at all, some neurotypicals DO 'flaunt' their neurotypicality too, by talking about how good they are at reading people or how bad their memory is.
he finished 4th in the "Last comic standing 2010". His last speach: for those who voted for me THANK YOU...for those who didn't voted for me FUCK YOU!
My girlfriend was watching last comic standing and I was on my laptop and I normally hate watching the rediculous shit she puts on, and really that show started out like all the other ones, but then this guy did his joke about the punk kids and his gun and it made me lose it. He's really fucking funny. Actually worth my time. Were rooting for you dude!
lolllllllll wtf hahahah i just laughed my self into a coma
JilesDru 6 days ago
I've never wanted to miss a few chromosomes more in my life, after watching this.
2ndhandsoul 1 month ago
@2ndhandsoul -- I just realized my last comment could be taken simultaneously as an insult and a compliment.
2ndhandsoul 1 month ago
If you asswholes watches his other videos you would know that he doesn't have anything against gay people he's just kidding. So stop taking it seriously stuff like yeah I agree I hate faggots! Cuz he doesn't really hate gays.
kkkgaga1 3 months ago
I love this guy and this set is hysterical, but I don't want to like it b/c my uncle will see that I like young white gay kids on his homepage
rambearpig 4 months ago
i just turned 36 and chocolate milk still makes me happy.
avalanchesoul 7 months ago
i love how he took the jokes of his routines and tries them differently. you dont see it to such deviation. great work, R.I.P.
JayBrew391 8 months ago 2
Dammit, we lost a great comedian when we lost Mike DeStefano. Guy was brilliant.
yellowcougar18 10 months ago 2
RIP mike <3
iBalllikeiPod 11 months ago 2
I'm watching this in a cubicle right now, making money while he's dead. HA. RIP.
buddhastalin 11 months ago
@buddhastalin haha dude ur life sucks
mathewheldman 11 months ago
Mike will get in whether or not he brought his chocolate milk.
mrboffo1 11 months ago
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@optifog Yeah but that still doesn't explain why sexual deviants have more rights, privileges and protection than ANY disabled person does be they physical or intellectually challenged. Oh we cant say faggot or any other language like that but we can say retarded and idiot until we are blue in the face and get away with it. It is HIGH time sexual deviants were NOT treated with kid gloves anymore.
msamericanpatriot 11 months ago
Yeah but that still doesn't explain why sexual deviants have more rights, privileges and protection than ANY disabled person does be they physical or intellectually challenged. Oh we cant say faggot or any other language like that but we can say retarded and idiot until we are blue in the face and get away with it. It is HIGH time sexual deviants were NOT treated with kid gloves anymore.
msamericanpatriot 11 months ago
@msamericanpatriot Go Fuck yourself. So if a person is gay they are sexually deviant...what kind of retarded fuck are you? Holy shit, sounds like you came right out of the 1950's. You can say Faggot all you want its called free speech, but then I also have the right to call you a retarded idiot. Go drink some chocolate Milk and wear your sneakers on Fridays. RIP Mikey.
MrMcalander 11 months ago
@MrMcalander Oh yeah!! Retarded idiot is an onxymoron. Idiot is an ancient Greek term denoting one who could NOT own property or vote. It doesn't happen in nature. There is NO gay gene therefor no human acts gay naturally. It is all nuture. So sexual deviant support go fuck YOURSELF!! Yeah the 1950's was the last time America was great. Ever since the civil rights movement we went down hill. Nothing wrong with the way things were then. NOTHING!!
msamericanpatriot 11 months ago
@msamericanpatriot Yeah! Faggots gotta learn that they ain't wanted!
90freaks37 10 months ago
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@msamericanpatriot Yeah! Faggots gotta learn that they ain't wanted.
90freaks37 10 months ago
@msamericanpatriot Just so you know, your not supposed to take the movie Gone with the Wind seriously.
GameMaster255 9 months ago
@GameMaster255 I am a SOUTHERNER. We take Gone With the Wind DAMN seriously here.
msamericanpatriot 9 months ago
@msamericanpatriot I will admit, your response was thoroughly amusing to me. Well done.
GameMaster255 9 months ago
@msamericanpatriot Haha! you're amazing! I'd buy you a chocolate milk shake. Cheers for the old times you imbecile.
(Also, retarded-idiot is not an "oNxymoron". Either they are synonymes, so its redundant; or they are opposite, which isn't the case. They are just different words. Only contradictory terms can form an oxymoron... you moron... *smiley face*)
Arahant108 2 months ago
@msamericanpatriot ignorant cunt
JMaibs666 1 month ago
CHOCOLATE MILK!!!
FcdFAN13 1 year ago
Haha Mike's observation on Special olympics rmeind me of what Josh Homme said about retards, and how they have something we all want
livershot 1 year ago
Why do all the good comedians die before I get to see them :(
To name a few,
Bill Hicks
George Carlin
Mike DeStefano
Richard Pryer
etc
apteka2 1 year ago 2
RIP Mike... He would've gone down as one of the best. But to many of us he's still at the top of our greatest of all time. THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE
facehunter504 1 year ago
RIP Mike you were a funny MOFO. :(
Ataladra 1 year ago 2
RIP Mike DeStefano...first it was Greg Giraldo, now Mike? Hey God, how about taking a few hacks instead?
frrrrrunkis 1 year ago 6
I remember him from Last Comic Standing and he was hilarious. Now he's on XM/Sirius and I can't get enough of his bits - he's got the mentality I like in a comic. Keep making us laugh, Mike!
Amiwpg 1 year ago
Might be funny if it were true (about young gay people being delusional about being hated), but then this was performed before the US gay teen bullying, homelessness and suicide rates became common knowledge, and in the NYC bubble, too. I wonder if he still does that part.
optifog 1 year ago
Lets just say this I have seen a couple Videos and their allways white kids yes I agree if a white kid trying to act Black ( a wigger ) should not act like that unless they grew up around black people and another thing to break the ice Im a one out of a million white guy that if im called a cracker i reply Nigger nothing racial just i dont really give a fuck dont believe me il show you A real motha fucker.. like i said its cool but dont be hating on white people..
jacobsasser1 1 year ago
I just discovered this guy on comics annonymous which was a special on comedy central. I almost turned the channel through those fucken ugly cunts jim norton and rich voss, who couldnt make me fucken laugh if they shoved charlie chaplins cane up their asses and ass to assed until they met up in the middle, i dig this guy he's funny robert kelly was good too. notice sober comedians fuck up a bit on their act afterwards. this guys addiction is his act. kudos to the man for doing the damn thing.
thSubliminalCriminal 1 year ago
I don't think maria shriver past away haha
jayrinaldi 1 year ago
everyone should check out his early stuff!
MrSkinnypimp1210 1 year ago
that was fukin awesome. from beginning to end.
mike has a great grasp of reality on a lot of the stuff he talked about earlier on.
awesome presentation
8jsimone 1 year ago
If you wanted to be treated like everyone else then ACT like everyone else. I do NOT flaunt my autism OR my heterosexuality you don't do the same.
msamericanpatriot 1 year ago
'@msamericanpatriot Straight people DO get away with 'flaunting' their sexuality. Many, especially boys, flirt and talk about their sex lives and desires endlessly, but when they do they aren't harrassed for it. Gays ARE harrassed if they do the same, so 'acting like everyone else' actually causes more harrassment. And while it doesn't bother me at all, some neurotypicals DO 'flaunt' their neurotypicality too, by talking about how good they are at reading people or how bad their memory is.
optifog 11 months ago
'pretty much chocolate milk is the answer'
koxanie 1 year ago
"...a cubical. It's a box made out of carpet." LMAO! :D
RoboTekno 1 year ago 3
I have a new favorite comedian.
crownedpink09 1 year ago 3
he finished 4th in the "Last comic standing 2010". His last speach: for those who voted for me THANK YOU...for those who didn't voted for me FUCK YOU!
LOL
gabrielnotiglesias 1 year ago 2
Yes yes yes, the official church of chocolatemilk is now open!
Spread the word, chocolatemilk is sweet and doesnt judge!
Thumbs up if you want a ticket to heaven!.....:D
fnuttskallen 1 year ago
the Ralphie May of the season thr funniest son of a bitch on there
RottingNegZero 1 year ago
My girlfriend was watching last comic standing and I was on my laptop and I normally hate watching the rediculous shit she puts on, and really that show started out like all the other ones, but then this guy did his joke about the punk kids and his gun and it made me lose it. He's really fucking funny. Actually worth my time. Were rooting for you dude!
thatkiddirt15 1 year ago
i fucking love this guy
martinhaith1337 1 year ago 18
Friday you get to wear sneakers! I almost shit myself!
employeenumber259 1 year ago 18