This is not funny at all! They're just random mouthing words of fear. Patrick is really saying, "No please don't hurt me. Ple-e-e-ease don't!" Stop giving Patrick a bad name, and accept the fact that he's saying, "Please don't! Please don't! Please don't!" No offence everyone.
@ilikeGorillaz1 While they were viewing their first inappropriate episode, the producer's daughter walked in and started laughing her butt off. I actually think they aired one episode on Adult Swim until realizing it appealed more to kids.
@ClaireDocor sperm=the stuff that comes outta ur penis and goes into a girls ass..usually happens after you fuck a girl :$ don't get me wrong.its embaressing to say dis stuff.
@ClaireDocor if you masturbate you create sperm if you masturbate in a lady with or without a condum the man could get herpies but condoms are for preventing that to happen so therefore this is why only 80% of herpies appearing on a mans penis is going to accure
dON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO THREE OTHER VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO, YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED READING THIS SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONEPRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOULL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKED
@surcharge1234 I've scanned it and there is no signs of life except for Plasma Worms and Cyber Roaches. I just heard a rumbling sound... It's getting closer... I see something breaking through the metal... OH GOD! IT'S A DRILL WORM AND IT'S SHOOTING AT US WITH CYCLOMANTIUM SPIKES FROM IT'S SPINE! MOMMY! I WANT MAH MOMMY!
@sdaerfofsteam2 OH MY GOOOOOODDD!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1!!!!!one!!!!1!!!!!!!!ExclamationPoint!!!!
i dont wanna ruin everyones fun but actually he says "please spare me" but you cut it..
noellerox13 1 day ago
I think spongebob is saying no because of the patrick saying eat sperm and patrick touching his sperm
wiidii100 2 days ago
That's real
Metalgearlag24 3 days ago
gasp* PATRICK SAY SPERM, those sick fucks!.
MattytheHitman234 1 week ago
eat eat sperm lol
mrmountaindewiscool 1 week ago
The person didnt show the whole thing
BaltazarSantiaqo 1 week ago
Listen he didnt say please sir he said please spear me
BaltazarSantiaqo 1 week ago
Ouch! Right in the childhood!
marissasafont1 1 week ago
PRESSS 7
TheShirinzu 1 week ago
eet eet SPURRRM
lebanonify1 1 week ago
Mind = blown
pandaexpressman 2 weeks ago
@pandaexpressman mine 2 man
MriluvJordanJansen 1 week ago
it also sounds like hes firm, and if you look where patricks hand is.........
bluepetlove 2 weeks ago 23
@bluepetlove how old are you, man?
WoldowJR 6 days ago
@WoldowJR first off, im not a man , also why should i tell you XD :P
bluepetlove 2 days ago
@bluepetlove Because you have a dirty mind
WoldowJR 2 days ago
he sayz "plz sir"
aunit619 2 weeks ago
@aunit619 It doesn't even sound like that.
ImmaMinato 2 weeks ago
@ImmaMinato if you put on subtittels on the proper show it say "no no noooo plz sir"
aunit619 2 weeks ago
This is not funny at all! They're just random mouthing words of fear. Patrick is really saying, "No please don't hurt me. Ple-e-e-ease don't!" Stop giving Patrick a bad name, and accept the fact that he's saying, "Please don't! Please don't! Please don't!" No offence everyone.
TheZakuMan 2 weeks ago
lol he says
"Im A Virgin Pleeeeease Eat Sperm"
kitkatgirl323 3 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Kiss your hand 15 times
Say your crush 10 ten time
Post this to another video
Now look at your hand
Fang76Official 3 weeks ago
Sounds Like He needs a perm...
TheALRYMS 3 weeks ago
I actually saw this episode and heard him say that. *WEIRD*.
soontoberich99 3 weeks ago
Comment removed
soontoberich99 3 weeks ago
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
bluegoldmacawman 3 weeks ago
I'm a virgin!
Eat sperm xD
BustinOutBrennan 3 weeks ago
lololololollllololololollolololololololololololllololololololol
fosnizzel 3 weeks ago
"Noooo I'm still a virgin! Pleaaaaseee eat sperm"
PicoHog 4 weeks ago
please eat sperm? naw im good...
hotkitty0 1 month ago
:D lmao
NextLevelMediaSite 1 month ago
i just saw this epodode and i was like, what? lol
melovecats90 1 month ago
Noooooo! I'm a virgin.I'm a virgin. Eeeeeaaat speeerm.
awatkins64 1 month ago
Patrick:nooo i c a verven e e eat sperm
Bavilla123 1 month ago
how do i always get to these language in cartoons videos?
nextgenerationdemon 1 month ago
@nextgenerationdemon By clicking on videos with weird titles i guess
TheTriforcekeeper 1 month ago
lol
DarkkightX9 1 month ago
He says "please spare me." Way to cut off the rest of what he's saying to make it seem like he's saying something else.
Epic7Bunny 1 month ago 2
He said"please sir"
micaelalovesart 1 month ago
They say that because it was origanly going to be on MTV
gdigital13 1 month ago
@gdigital13 Adult Swim, actually.
lukegentri 1 month ago
@lukegentri reallly? Good fact to know, i never knew that. why didnt it end up on adult swim... i bet spongebob wouldve been on crack!
ilikeGorillaz1 1 month ago
@ilikeGorillaz1 While they were viewing their first inappropriate episode, the producer's daughter walked in and started laughing her butt off. I actually think they aired one episode on Adult Swim until realizing it appealed more to kids.
lukegentri 1 month ago
YTP spongebob sells chocolate and spaghetti
Killianthekiller 1 month ago
dont want to kill it but he said ''please sir''
xraydued 2 months ago 17
@xraydued they codet theyre messages soo no one can realize theyre evil plans... :/
bambalia 2 months ago
@xraydued sir dosnt have an m at the end dont wanna kill it for u but he said eat sperm
michaeljacsoncrazy 2 months ago
@xraydued he says "plese spare me"
ZombiesMaster2905 5 days ago
He does I watched the episode and he did say that
welcome8784 2 months ago
Sperm sammich
tokeitchokeit 2 months ago
Please Spare Me.
You edited out the me. Good job.
Th3D0K 2 months ago
Ha ha ha!
theadventuretimefan 2 months ago
??????
SeaweedGypsy 2 months ago
I`m virgin eat sperm !
obvious sh***
MrLeckmichama 2 months ago
wtf?
KB5G 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"Noooo I'm a virgin!"
abbyxxoo 2 months ago
lol
reggiefavre 2 months ago
yum... the perfect snack................
fastwings23 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
please spare me
troopman4 2 months ago
Patrick's the man
JohnLocke04 3 months ago
Comment removed
prototron1000 3 months ago
Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2035 'cause you're a badass time traveler.
misswildcat115 3 months ago 2
He's saying it's firm not eat sperm
starburst12345100 3 months ago
@starburst12345100 thats still even more gay
ikillcheese4521 3 months ago
it sounds like he is saying "its firm" lmfao just as bad :P
jomo130821 3 months ago
what is sperm?
ClaireDocor 3 months ago 3
@ClaireDocor Its magic juice buddy.
shikamak 3 months ago
@ClaireDocor its the other half that made you
Chiki1907 3 months ago
@Chiki1907 huh?
ClaireDocor 3 months ago
@ClaireDocor sperm=the stuff that comes outta ur penis and goes into a girls ass..usually happens after you fuck a girl :$ don't get me wrong.its embaressing to say dis stuff.
1HACKERGLITCH1 3 months ago
@ClaireDocor ask your dad
Instaphantom 3 months ago
@ClaireDocor if you masturbate you create sperm if you masturbate in a lady with or without a condum the man could get herpies but condoms are for preventing that to happen so therefore this is why only 80% of herpies appearing on a mans penis is going to accure
stickfiguresmaster 3 months ago
@stickfiguresmaster ok thx
ClaireDocor 3 months ago
Lol eat sperm
MrFlacs 3 months ago
Lol so wrong
princesstay26 3 months ago
is this wrong that it just turnt me on?
cxiibunnehXx 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@cxiibunnehXx turned* and yes it is wrong
xXArkaineXx 3 months ago
If Patrick says it.... i'll do it.
ElenaXVI 3 months ago 75
@ElenaXVI i wouldent
andytran551 1 month ago
Wow bad pat ... 0.0
pinkb30 4 months ago
why does he say that?
ElectricKimmy 4 months ago
Wow! i didnt no patriks horny
Jshotgunner882 4 months ago
Before he says eat sperm he says "I'm a virgin." LOL
abbeyboxer2010 4 months ago 104
@abbeyboxer2010 lol :P naughty show, very nauty.
ElenaXVI 3 months ago
EE EEE EEEAT SPERM
pufflezparteh45369 4 months ago
ladies.....there's a lesson to be learned from this video lol
ccabrera221 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
dON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO THREE OTHER VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO, YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED READING THIS SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONEPRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
stupidaustin101 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
lol
lol
lol
lol
RobloWeird 4 months ago
Thumbs up if you're watching this in the year 5,000,000,000. With The Doctor.
Arguingwithmyself1 4 months ago 3
@Arguingwithmyself1 Sorry, I went back to that year from 20,000,000,000 and blew everything up... it should happen tomorrow...
fliiboytheo121 4 months ago
@fliiboytheo121 Oh no I only have 15 billion years!
Arguingwithmyself1 4 months ago
@Arguingwithmyself1 sorry :(
fliiboytheo121 4 months ago
132 people eat sperm
asotfivehundred 4 months ago
@asotfivehundred 139 now.not counting me by the way:L
markolad1 4 months ago
Sounds like "please sir" :-/
amberkirby1998 4 months ago
Even though it sounds like eat sperm he actually says "Please spare me"
knucklesfan8 4 months ago
There goes my childhood >.>
LikeASelenaGomezFan 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOULL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKED
motherfucker1231dik 4 months ago
No, he says "hurt him (instead)" he means "hurt spongebob not me. perv hear it and says oooo.....
Goodburgerdays22 4 months ago 3
@Goodburgerdays22 actually he is saying "spare me."
101guitarchord 4 months ago
@101guitarchord it doesn't sound like it though, i can think of only 2 things it means "eat sperm" or "hurt him"
Goodburgerdays22 4 months ago
@Goodburgerdays22 I hear Please sir.
jmmrockstarr9 4 months ago
OMG PATRICK SAID IT IS FIRM that is nasty
RobloxMan241 4 months ago
129 people ate it
HOTESTGIRLKELLY 4 months ago
Spam '3' and the video isnt altered... just unlimited :P
KurtR3XxX3 5 months ago
Fake
IraqiDonut 5 months ago
he actually says please spareme in one word
SenorTrollFace 5 months ago
Haha in 2018 Taylor Santiago will be the hottest celeb ever! ;)
taytay860 5 months ago
@JuoKokist120 sperm isn't a liquid -_-
Monkeyman528 5 months ago
Patrick.. Say Suck Shanes Dick next.. Then girls will be all over me!!! W00T
shaneboyw 5 months ago
@Spedster777. YYYAAAAYYYY
Purpl3c0bra 5 months ago
I'm watching this in 2013... 2012 was a lie.
Spedster777 5 months ago 56
@Spedster777 one month o-go its 2011
thepokefanlolz 3 months ago
@Spedster777 really im 10 ive cried prayed about that 2012 i dont think its goin to happen though
forboat 3 months ago
@forboat Why cry over something that won't happen?
Spedster777 3 months ago
@Spedster777 12/21/12
radanju3 3 months ago
@radanju3 That is the day the world won't end.
Spedster777 3 months ago
@Spedster777 ok, I like turtles!
radanju3 3 months ago
LOL.
shaneboyw 5 months ago
You heard him ladies, now go....Do as patrick says!
ccabrera221 5 months ago
IGHHT ALL OF YOU STFU.!! NOBODY CARES IF YOUR WATCHIN IT IN 2057 or w'e GOSH!! D:
IcpCandy 5 months ago
actually... he says "please spare me"
nadavxp 5 months ago 48
@nadavxp not what spongebob said its what patrick said and it came after please spare me
stickfiguresmaster 3 months ago
@corvette334405
lolol
0Solenklier0 5 months ago
for some reason.... this makes me laugh.... alott
jacobrules7 5 months ago
dang 666 likes lol
TheItechichon 5 months ago 4
I'm currently watching this in 2027..Adam Jensen just passed by! Alert the....*silence*
thunder67467 5 months ago
im watching this in 2030 when pigeons are extinct lol
TheNeedforspeedman 5 months ago 2
look all you people aren't listening to this right if you hear the full audio hes saying "please spare me" -_-
MniJim 5 months ago
It's "please sir..."
sunflower1ization 5 months ago
Comment removed
cats93ful 5 months ago
0:02 Eat Sperm
deraidos45 5 months ago
I got a nose bleed after watching this..
calebpopadams 5 months ago
thumbs up if you are watching this in 2056
dalektaliban 5 months ago 4
oh shit thats nasty. and they actually get married in the end xD
eleosssssre 5 months ago
I lol'd
101m4n 5 months ago
@TheAstrocity no i was watching it 200 years ago dumbass
rtz4 5 months ago
HOW?
MasterAirAang 5 months ago
eeat sperm
MasterAirAang 5 months ago
u guyz r dumbasses....thinkin everythin u hear is illuminati....he says "please spare me" O.o
ladygaga1fan4ever 5 months ago
Yea. He says it. :o lol
ilovemusic1ism 5 months ago
YOU LIE!
MrJiffyPOPPOP 5 months ago
he says "pleease spare me" ¬¬
strop30 6 months ago 4
@strop30 no i looked into it he says ea sperm
tammyj93 5 months ago
@strop30 no i looked into it he says eat sperm
tammyj93 5 months ago
Lol!
monicamshs 6 months ago
Thumbs up if your watching this in any other year besides 2011
surcharge1234 6 months ago 136
@surcharge1234 24 people are at the Right time :\
Magnifide111 5 months ago
@surcharge1234 what? lol
PrincessPeach59 5 months ago
@PrincessPeach59 Those retards with the "Thumbs up if your watching this is 2011" xD
surcharge1234 5 months ago
@surcharge1234 I'm watching this in the 20000's. I've just landed on another planet. A very... Metal planet. I'm going back to the ship.
sdaerfofsteam2 5 months ago
@sdaerfofsteam2 Oh god... is there any sign of intelligent life?! GET TO DAH CHOPPAH!!
surcharge1234 5 months ago
@surcharge1234 I've scanned it and there is no signs of life except for Plasma Worms and Cyber Roaches. I just heard a rumbling sound... It's getting closer... I see something breaking through the metal... OH GOD! IT'S A DRILL WORM AND IT'S SHOOTING AT US WITH CYCLOMANTIUM SPIKES FROM IT'S SPINE! MOMMY! I WANT MAH MOMMY!
sdaerfofsteam2 5 months ago
Comment removed
surcharge1234 5 months ago
@sdaerfofsteam2 OH MY GOOOOOODDD!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1!!!!!one!!!!1!!!!!!!!ExclamationPoint!!!!
surcharge1234 5 months ago
@surcharge1234 fail
jessyrules1000 5 months ago
@jessyrules1000 How i this a fail?
surcharge1234 5 months ago
@jessyrules1000 It's not. I've seen this episode on DVD, and he actually does say "Eat Sperm."
itubeman678 5 months ago
@surcharge1234 Im watching this in 2531 ( Whales can talk and cats are in mortal kombat with dogs )
glora01 4 months ago
@glora01 Sweeeeeeeeet
surcharge1234 4 months ago
@surcharge1234 I'm in 2013...we survived 2012 btw
BackBeforeDark 4 months ago
@BackBeforeDark Awwww.... No Zombie Apocalypse like i've dreamed of?
surcharge1234 4 months ago
@BackBeforeDark Crazy son of a bitch
BEASTpoint 4 months ago
@BackBeforeDark Just kidding
BEASTpoint 4 months ago
@surcharge1234 im in 1990 steve jobs will die in 2011 O_O
roach8673 4 months ago
@roach8673 OH MAH GAD! You a WITCH!!!!
surcharge1234 4 months ago
sperm? sperm!?SPERM! SPERM!!
otakuyousei 6 months ago
this shit is stupid. i mean, just stupid.
adonnis3000 6 months ago
Patrick would be the one saying that!
MichaelThomas151 6 months ago
jaja
subzero23456 6 months ago
thumbs up if you hate people saying thumbs up
Kyletote 6 months ago 3
@Kyletote i see what you did there
burnthewitchXD 6 months ago
@Kyletote you just asked us to thums up you. durr.
PinkyRosez 6 months ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
The Youtube Decrees of Commenting
I. Thou shalt not make retarded ass Bieber jokes
II. Thou shalt not comment on the dislike bar
III. Thou shalt not combine the first two decreesEVER
IV. Thou shalt stay on subject when commenting
V. Thou shalt not beg like a BITCH for thumbs-up
VI. Thou shalt not tell their mother they will kill ones who dislike the video
VII. Thou shalt spread the decrees or face a lifetime of spam
Ippy78 6 months ago
'Eat Sperm' Nutricious breakfast bar!
Part of a nutricious breakfast.
Brought to you by, Patrick Star and Spongebob Squarepants.
KoolAidPoptart 6 months ago