Telemarketers are funny!

[sandybeach33]

You may make fun of or be annoyed by telemarketers but at least they're working...unlike people who would rather collect a welfare check than work on a farm, drive a taxi, be a telemarketer, or any of the other jobs we have to rely on "foreigners" to do.

[only1one1me]

My brother once yelled into the phone upon finding the person was a telemarketer, "I don't want your grand piano!"

[reeskozoubenko]

fucking idiot dirty turbans...... no good for anything

[astrothcandle]

this is kool..awesome dude..upload more..i cudnt just stop laughing...this is one of the best telemarketing funs i have ever heard...next time if he calls..ask for peanuts!!! :))

[MrAngelChacon]

i have the same house phone

[backinthecrystal]

I've seen better mustaches.

[wessie73]

ANSWER 1: Your laid back attitude.

ANSWER 2: Women love Burt Reynold's 'stache, so they must love yours. Remember, Burt Reynolds had a lot girlfriends rockin the 'stache.

[DelusionDispeller]

Tim, I was a telemarketer for 20 years at various jobs and I have to say you are my FAVORITE telemarketer rebuffer! I could watch your video over and over again and keep laughing every time!

[RohanTechTV]

lol mobil phone xD

[Nitnelav1994]

Holy crap, this guys has the same area code as me. I feel very happy that I am so close to someone so amazing

[CJDHmt]

LOL!! great! love how serious he is when he's messin with him too haha!

[FrieLegos]

funny how they always put the hardest guy to understand on the phone! lol 

[wasstrop]

good response, so calm, how many years of training did you take to keep such a straight face.

[jaguar1410]

i like how the telemarketer is talking to him like he's a retard!

[bmbpdk]

LOL superb!

[cocacola20000]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[supersecretninjame]

omg, the telemarketing guy sux at selling the product xD

[rhitmanr10]

HAHAHAHA FRUIT.. do you have fruit! yesss!! so jokes. i love how you keep a straight face.

lol electric can opener..

[adongfull]

Nonononono, my frieeeeend

[guynamedoliver]

lol, fruit.

[melorybellasflily]

haha thats my phone haha

[sparwood8]

Awesome job. 

[Crossbowman]

dumb Indians lol.

[careyfelts]

yes, your mustache is amazing.

showoff...

[Banjox189]

man this reminds me, my pawpaw had them call over and over, and once i picked up and said FUCK OFF WE DONT WANT TO BUY YOUR FUCKING SHIT

[pabyizzy]

lol nice

[appleputty287]

Genius 5/5

[irishjoe96]

funny

[FrieLegos]

lol

[Corven44]

BANANA! :0

[LifeonaThread]

This is fabulous... and so is the 'stache!

[CAvideoFAN]

So funny! A little racist, but funny. Why do they hire people that can't speak clear english?!?!?!?!?!

[ouint]

lol lol lol funney shit

[B0OMheadSh0TS]

by saying 1997 its saying he was 9yrs old when he made this vid LLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!­!! the telemarketer thinks he sounds like a 9yr old?! XD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[B0OMheadSh0TS]

HOUSE

BASEMENT

APARTMENT

[B0OMheadSh0TS]

banana?

[cocacola20000]

LOOOOOOL

[BuccaneersMan81]

this foreigner is the dumbest fucker ever....i really hate foreigners

[cocacola20000]

Fuck u nigga

[BuccaneersMan81]

stupid fucking foreigner can't even understand him....

[cocacola20000]

fuck u paki

[kasumisman]

heres what u do...

when they call whatever they ask if there a terrorist like this guy on the phone lol

keeps saying "Im sorry can u repeat that again?"

[nirvana4fockingever]

hahahaha so nice

[Sclunger]

I thought coconut was a nut. Have I been wrong?

[chrisdude223]

why would they even put a dude like that i understanded shit

GOOD VIDEO DUDE FUNNY I LMAO WHEN U SAID THE FRUIT THING XD

[dan020350]

I feel so sorry for those graduates.

[kiwali]

HE IS GETTING MAD lol

[Blacksta69]

LOL the telemarketer says banana so funny lol HAhahaha..

House basement or apartment... Yes exactly . LOL

[LEISURESUITGAMlNG]

HA HA

[XPSChaos]

For some reason this guy reminds me of Bobby from "Supernatural" =/

[dayseehead]

lol i totally see the resemblance. now i wanna watch supernatural. Anyway, love this vid! "Does this package come with fruit?" rofl

[Ackoral]

He's got the mustache and cap for it.

[PROeLiTeZ]

indian damn get a life. i rather drink melamine and matilda toys then deal with this kind of shit everyday. ps my unit gets x5 call from these fuckers

[railfanalways]

That was great, I laughed my butt off!!! I want a coconut, cumquat, kiwi, banana or an apple. Very funny!!!!!!!!!!!

[ravi930]

617-423-6

WHAT?

yes 617-423-6

THEN WHAT

then i'll pick up the phone and say hello

ROFLMAO THIS IS THE BEST THING I EVER SAW

[T1Matrix]

'call waiting" lol

[imbored2]

i want a fruit basket now

[SuperCrazyPeople]

in a HOUUUUUUUUSE

[darebill]

when telemarketer ask for my phone #, i just give them my local police station phone number.

[mexicancricket7]

ima try this.

why didnt i think of this?

[sparwood8]

@darebill OK, but there is one small thing about what you said that makes no sense. If the telemarketer has already called you, doesn't this usually mean he already knows your number?

[yamazz4]

man just for uploading this video iv subscribed to your channel. funniest shit iv seen in a long time lol

[TimMillerVideo]

All subscriptions come with a free banana. Watch for yours in the mail!

[iammeandthatsall]

That would be amazing! I want a banana! lol im subscribing to you after watching this cause it was amazing. and by the way, so is your mustache.

[yamazz4]

OMG then it will ring and ill say hello LMFAO

[yamazz4]

4:35 loooooooool

"yeeeeeeeeeeeees exactly" lmfao!

[yamazz4]

3:55 OMG AHAHHAHAH

"banana banana banana"

[roses4vampires]

lmao.... dang, confusing the poor man! He was getting annoyed that you kept asking for fruit, man this crap was funny!

good job :)

[mudman666]

epic

[NeoQuello]

Gotta LOVE that accent .... NOOOT..!!!!

[ausfoolia1111]

haha loved it. So funny cas you were so serious about the " fruits "

[barbs19788]

ha ha ha u're a funny bastard! i should really take my name of the dnc list just to piss these pricks off.

[radical80]

OMG, and he even talks in Hindi with someone inbetween when he gets irritated!!! HAHAHAHA.......says "kya Banana, Banana kar raha hai?" That's FREAKIN' hillarious.

[radical80]

I know many (or most) telemarketers these days are from India and they do pretty good job at faking American or British accent. But this is THE WORST Indian english accent I've ever heard!!! Who ever hired this guy?!?!?!?! 0_0

[kavinda008]

lolzz

[B878Fan]

This is so FUNNY!!!

[synimage]

This isnt funny the guy only speaks basic english he is just confused most of the time.

why dont you leave being funny to other people go have a budwiser and watch some NASCAR.

[NeoQuello]

aka Rednecks? lol

[XcoldshadowX]

ROFL! Your mustache is awesome too

[Decebal825]

my god thats the same guy who called me.

[famefashionfriends]

ahahahahhahha!

[mojohookbarb]

the haji on the phone sounds like he wants the mustach ride

[hellzone100]

lol

[MisterETarot]

OMG, hilarious. We all need to start talking about bananas and kumquats EVERY time we get a telemarketer or an outsourced India person. Then they would have to bring the jobs back on shore.

[lazywhiteguy]

Stop Outsourcing to other countrys.

[quickfingers66]

i love ur mustache it kicks ass

[Elizabeth01010101]

LOVE it.

[AyzhunPersuasion]

u live in tampa?

[CrazyDoggy1]

You sir are awesome.

[guitarguy93]

And then, it'll ring.....

[createtommorow]

That was the funniest thing I have ever seen!

[nate2be]

thats hilarious-

[fspdallas]

That telemarketers pitch sucks. He talked way to much and never involved the prospect. That indian could have turned it on mustache but never attempted. crap pitch.

[Haeckzorath]

He doesn't listen very well, now does he? ;)

[AnimeNarutoDeathNote]

lmao does this come with fruit?

can i keep the cocanuts and not the phone XD!

[EXTRADUO]

at 4:00 he speaks in hindi with his other colleague.. "banana banana ker raha hay" means "he saying banana banana" :D

[DizzyTheSuccubus]

Imma add this to fav's xD

[Gurharvir]

Does it comes with any fruit...

hahaha

[wauquelin]

Pumpkin face.

[aGoodTempo]

I still really, really like this video. And the mustache, of course.

[HomelessGuy40]

haha nice unavailibility time 9:32-9:37 lol

[XtheXepicX]

LOL I have been watching prank telemarketer calls videos for a while now and this is the funniest one. I seriously can't stop laughing..I have to try this.

[fishinZ4MEN]

what they saying

[MeanMark]

"Sir, why do you keep talking about bananas?"

Brilliant

[kenos90]

thats awesome next time you should try and sell them stuff

[PattyMMelt]

Six digit phone number. LOL. Funniest shit ever. :)

[urbanartuk]

"you are living in a house, basement or an apartment"

"yes"

haha

[bassduderocker]

It is an awesome moustache, dude.

[spanicpanic007]

can i still get the fruit?

[chilledkirby]

LOL!!! OMG UR FUNNY!! "and then what?" "and then it will ring, and i will say hello"

[MaskedBeing]

If you want to get rid of telemarketers call 888-382-1222. Its the National Do Not Call Registry. Register your phone number. In about 30 days all of them should stop calling you. Its free

[Rodier1128]

didn't work when we tried it.

[desuperscorpionja]

Banana?

[computergeeq]

you need to make more vids

[redflag4281]

GOOD JOB

[Darren1767]

that is funny shit right there! good job!

[lilpunkdutchboi]

this.. is so funnie.. i laughed so hard hahahaha

[computergeeq]

have same phone.  hate every ringer. and awsome video

[APOTH101]

would you have actually bought the item if it came with free fruit? lmao :P

[Brimley666]

Their is three things scary about this video. Kids, can you spot them all?

[ukflissuk]

your tache is pretty awesome lol

[smileslaughsandlove]

bahhahah

[spyderboyy]

That's great! Trying to screw up his english. LOL!

[ragnarock5x5]

so funny, now i can't wait for a telemarketer, thanks for posting this!

[trybeingcool]

LOL....

[chipmunklover0001]

bannannas r funny

[akazizzle]

hahahha

[shiftF7]

ha! still cracks me up. awesome.

[TimMillerVideo]

Haha... ;)

[wauquelin]

He told the telemarketer he lives in mom's basement.

[Kommaseir]

Holy fuck...both of you guys are fucking retards

[tanktube]

"Do you live in a house, basement or an apartment?" Yes ok yea... lol!

[phsyconut]

'YOU SEE ME?!?!??!' Lmao at the facial expression

[rockunit34]

Man ur F-U-N-N-Y! How do you manage to keep a strait face!?!

[KidKayos09]

im woundering that too rofl. i would be crying so hard

[aussieinoz83]

lol

[HalfABananerFilms]

Good sir, might you be willing to impart some wisdom on telemarketer pranks unto a lowly prankster?

[upar696]

great video!! I laughed so hard i think i woke my neighbours up :D

[KidKayos09]

me too ha ha hha ahah ha a hha ha ha hha ahah ha ha ha ha i couldnt stop laffin

[kookoobean]

Good one bud. I know where your coming from. i'm surrounded by them over here.

[alonsomo]

You are so cute man, do not take me wrong but you are cute with all my respect !!!

[Halteigen]

Listen how he says "cokonuttannbanana" on the phone! haha

So funny

[klopityklop123]

dude wtf i kno this is fukin funy but y evrybody like his mostache

[TheLastOfMyType]

OMG dude that is the best ever i think ill do that one time in my life and i will asck for coconuts and the best damn Mustache ever! hela mustache

[HeidiSimpson33]

H I L A R I O U S!!!!!!!! And...great mustache!

[Strikeslip]

If we lived near each other, we'd be buddies.

[TimMillerVideo]

Hell yes. I love Canada!

[ericaf06]

i'm hurtin' myself from laughing so hard, oh my gosh, this was sooooo funny!!!

[simpsonstewie]

me too. me too

[KungFu17]

did he say house, BASEMENT, or apt.? what?

[KungFu17]

lol you're doing a patriotic thing.

[squirrelpenguin]

Your mustache is awesome.

[GTPRIME209]

your da man!!!!!

that shit was off da chain ima try that next time they call

[pissedoffgamer07]

wow this is funny. Tellamarketers are so fucked up

[Redrider1009]

if you want to piss off a telemarketer...call this number...1(414)243-1102

[much2qt2bstr8]

I'm a lesbian but I must say you're pretty handsome!! Thanks for posting-- quite entertaining.

[BRYAN351]

much2qt2bstr8, I'm a heterosexual but I must say that your fixation on your sexual orientation and your need to announce it to the world is pretty annoying.

[much2qt2bstr8]

riiight! I think you should look up fixation in the dictionary buddy..

[BRYAN351]

And I think you should suck the cock in my pants bitch.

[much2qt2bstr8]

dream on

[Rekushell]

I think you should both grow a pair, and grow up.

[mywordisgoldielox]

Lol that was awesome thanks for the fruity ideas!lol

[DjhiGhTec8o8]

HAHAHA "BANANA??!!??!!"

[yaaawayyyyyy]

baaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaahahaha­hahahhahahahahahahah

[itsRAGE408]

HAHAH BANANA

ONLy six digits HAHAHA

I WHAnT THE FRUIT HAHAH

DUDE spirnt suck they charge for any little thing...........

[asillustratedby1]

No its not 6 didgits thats the time counter how long uve talked during that conversation.

[SuperBuffetBoy1]

Perhaps this isn't the smartest marketing tactic on behalf of companies that actually want to make sales.

[jie2se7en]

f*kin stupid indian telemarketer! he keeps lying about stuff, he speaks as if his english is good but when Tim speaks to him he doesn't understand him, stupid idiot! He wants english speaking people to understand him but he doesnt even speak good english

[sistazel]

hey that sounds like the dude who rang me the other week... lol

[icegryphon]

Not bad at all.

Video: Less Stressful Life: How To Deal With Telemarketers, Might give you some other ideas.

[TerrorLiche]

Holy shit, that was awesome! Asking for fruit shall be my new tactic when dealing with these assholes.

[dmeyer07]

HAHAHAHAHAH this is great

[nypad5]

lol, immigrants on this job is hillarious.

[ross1962]

Not an immigrant - they're running their call center out of India.

[Torboar]

lol SO FUNNY!!!!!

[Torboar]

fruit wtf?!? sooo funny u r awsome encore

[pogohero6334]

lol