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  • air guitar cheater

    

  • Scroll up. you're missing the video

  • @WitchDoctEr161 No, I'm missing an ad. -.-

  • Chuck Norris can do this his pinky...

  • and then he nonchalantly puts the guitar down and does shout outs... like wtf?? that was insane.

  • I used to get 100% on songs like these. But then I took and arrow to the knee

  • i was able to play like you...

    then i got an arrow in the knee...

  • @thealishoaib

    its "then i took an arrow to the knee"

    ....

  • @xRabbitwingsx see for yourself /watch?v=fhE6dLI1Q2E

  • @xRabbitwingsx No, its 'Then I took an arrow in the knee.' Play the game, hear the quote.

  • @thealishoaib Dumbass

  • now do it on real guitar

  • @XawryVideos check out his channel, he already has

  • holy nugget

  • dude ur girlfriend must be very happy with u xD

  • at first i was like "meh it is hard but not that fucking hard then at 0:22 i was like OM MY FUCKING GAWD"

  • i could do 0:00 to 0:22 then all i heard was BZZZZZT

  • Its not impossible if somebody did it...

  • Do you have a life?

  • nerds -.-

  • This guy must have some amazing terets

  • chuck norris could make people stop doind jokes about him everytime!...oh...wait...

  • but but... thats impossible D; you can't do that!

  • i heard he fingered chuck norris. chuck had an erection

  • MUTANTE!!!

  • you rule my world.

  • if he fingerd a girl shed explode.......

  • @narutoarya way to go for copying a top comment from a different danny johnson vid. Seriously, if you want to be in the top comments, be original. -__-

  • GAY PEOPLE !!!

  • i though this was impossible, he just beat it :D

  • this song is easy

  • @Ghettorocka easy for chuck norris, you didn't finish your sentence

  • @raccoonpokemon

    :D TRUE

  • @raccoonpokemon fail

  • See nothing is impossible

  • At first I was like -_-

    Then I was like O_O

  • impossible hey, well u look like u weren't having a hard time at all

  • i really dont wanna be his guitar :S

  • This is fake, lmaooo

    

  • can u take the "im" out of the "impossible" plz

  • where can i get that song?

  • ur good.i cant finish that song

  • why is everything about Chuck Norris fuck him hes a old ass prick that cant do shit

  • @AwesomeAustinHD Obviously chuck hasnt mindfucked you yet

  • @GuitarGuyJHx Obviously

  • Hes asian, it doesnt count.

  • melhor ensinar o jogo, você só faz vídeo mostrando o que faz

  • better to teach the game, you only do video showing what it does

  • Imagine him jacking off...

  • @luxmar1 i get your point but i rather not

    

  • i bet he got so much pussy for doing this

  • its not impossible if he can fc it

  • at the beggining i was like "this isent even that hard" then i was like "holy fucking cow shit!" lol

  • I dont get his strumming technique?! its fast but he like double taps when he strums up

    

  • Why have songs like this when you know that maybe 5 people in the whole world can play it

  • You guys are stupid... talking about finger girls and killing them... everyone knows that Chuck Norris can just kill a girl by just staring at her pussy and thinking about fignering her ;) lol

  • this the guitar hero 3 for pc

  • I didn't it was hard.........before the middle came

  • with fingers like that he should have a girlfriend!

  • if the fucking song is IMPOSSIBLE then he gotted 100% the how is the fucking song IMPOSSIBLE

  • @Jaccer01 Then it's a FUCKING NAME. :P

  • Its not impossible no more

  • i cant do this song without problem

  • It was impossible... Untill it met this guy!

  • Chuck Norris is disappointed, He can play that a thousand times faster....times infinity times pi.....BIOTCH!

  • Who would win in a duel? Danny or a bot? 0_o

  • @LLLLLLLLL885 danny whammys, and a bot cant whammy so... plus danny uses star power at the perfect times

  • In Soviet Russia, Guitar fingers YOU! (Teh drama)

  • @DemonRedWolf25 hhahahah

  • At 0:23 I lost all hope of being able to do this.

  • i hate the chuck norris comments on every guitar hero video ... it's fucking annoying ...

  • this is funny its only impossible till danny plays it :D

  • holy shit O.o

    how do you get your own custom songs?

  • i finnaly mastered to do 0:41

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  • Its not impossible if he just did it..

  • ooohhh i get it, thats how you apply hax on your fingers!

  • His FINGERS GOT FRICKIN' AIMBOT HES A MOTHER FREAKING HACKER! lol sexy finger work :D

  • Type prize before youtube and hit enter

  • @Samir1derfull nuthing happened

  • fingering doesn't relate at all to your fingers moving sporadically on a fake guitar.

    the finger movements aren't the same at all!

    i should know..

  • @angstyDarko yea i know =/ loads of people comment saying he must be good with his finger etc etc..if they really did try that movement as the same as GH that would be messed up lol

  • i like how in every vid he is in a diffrent couch/ chair :/

    

  • son bots .l.

  • whys every one keep on going about chuck norris?

  • Danny Johnson shoud try go Downloade.Testify The Gods in gh5 and fc it xD that truely insanity!!!!!!!!

  • chuck norris can do this in his sleep with one toe

  • you are a legend

  • you are a lengend

  • no flames when "he hits the notes"

  • @bradyrussell24 It's a custom song.

  • @bradyrussell24 hes playing the pc version. in the pc version, u can turn off the flames to further decrease lag.

  • @bradyrussell24 Its on pc. you can turn off the flames to make it run better

  • fake he didnt strum and baerly any hammer ons

    

  • @randyslittlerobot hes strumming up and down but he emphasizes the down so you cant really tell

  • @randyslittlerobot actually, strumming like that is easier than gripping the strum bar, especially the fast parts. also its not fake, he has 8 official guinness world records

  • If it's impossible, what did you just do?

  • @lomisbest It's impossible to us who are not amazing at this game like he is XD I can play expert and 98-100% all songs other then the ones he can play XD

  • wat

  • who ever made that song just made it because they thought "Hahaha this is gonna be the hardest song on guitar hero hahahaha"

  • i don`t see the fire in the notes!

  • @leiiit0 yes because hes playing on PC. u can do that in the settings. it makes the game run better. SO ITS NOT FAKE.

  • thumbs up if you are leaning on you left hand, holding the mouse with the right hand, or leaning over the keyboard.

  • @TheJohnthegreat8 im doing the oposite

  • @TheJohnthegreat8 omg when i saw this i thougt u were stalking me i was doing just tht so amazing r u chuck norris or r u fluffy lol

  • @TheJohnthegreat8 damn, how did you know?

  • Omg 0:36 - 0:40

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  • I feel sorry for the girl that gets fingered by him..

  • @PiiNGuiiNz1 why that be the best night of her life lol

  • @PiiNGuiiNz1 Seriously these comments are fucking lame and real annoying.

  • @PiiNGuiiNz1 then you should feel sorry for ur mom

  • @TheEazyduhzit hahahah your cool?

  • @PiiNGuiiNz1 dont, because there arent any ;)

  • @MultiMeaton Hahah. your right!

  • @PiiNGuiiNz1 cause their pussy gets destroyed :)

  • @PiiNGuiiNz1 PSSSH

  • @PiiNGuiiNz1 he'll never get laid 

  • @PiiNGuiiNz1 FUCK OFF

    

  • @llxChaosxll yes mam

    

  • @PiiNGuiiNz1 i feel sorry for you because you stole someone elses joke and changed it a little bit

  • @PiiNGuiiNz1 ...His mom

  • I bet his girlfriends happy.

  • On the chuck norris version of the game, that version of the song.... is beginner.

  • @P00nwagonCinema chuck norris plays with a 200 buttons version of thegh controller and gets 103% right

  • @andredidiergijon He don't ....

  • @P00nwagonCinema no its the tutoriol 

  • @P00nwagonCinema actually; that one is super hard expert.

    On Danny Hero, this is easy.

  • How do u process that?

  • Halo: Reach ads ftw?!

  • @MidgardMessiah lol i got a world of warcraft ad.

  • and now on a real guitar?

  • @Lewis2O11 he plays n a band check his page out

  • fuck my life :S

  • this song sounds really cool!

  • that is a sign that he plays 2 much

  • @aryuautku this is not a normal guitar and meant to be played like this. I'd like to see you try it

  • This guy cant play a real guitar, look how he is sort of PUNCHING the keys..

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  • @aryuautku Just to let you know, Danny (GuitarHeroPhenom) can play the guitar.

  • @jalil890 wow you are a bad troll lol

  • @jalil890 you're a fucking asshole,bitch,faggot and retard!

  • @jalil890 your fucking stupid,it clearly just fucking showed him do it!! and its on MACHINIMA so how and the fuck can it be fake,bitch

  • Impossible until you did it...

  • obviously not IMPOSSIBLE....

  • dude... my hands get tired from easy...

  • I Know it is most likey not fake because its on machinima but it looks unreal

  • I Know it is most like not fake because its on machinima but it looks unreal

  • when the track is impossible how did u get 100%?

  • He must be AMAZING at masturbating

  • its fast forwarded he actually sucks

  • @Locatedlaws ur just jelous cuz he fuckin owns and u dont LOL

  • @Locatedlaws wtf if it was fast forwarded the sound would be messed

  • @HeyYouNothing

    Nah not saying it is fake because i know its real but you can adjust pitch and tempo differently using audio editing programs.

  • @Locatedlaws Lol win

  • insane

  • LOL.

    I wanna see Mr.Sark try this XD

  • nothing is impossible as shown by danny

  • impossible my ass

  • His fingers have marathon and lightweight.

  • @stoopkid80 and comando did you see those bs lunges? lol

  • @stoopkid80 DOn't forget commando the way he's lunging

  • @stoopkid80 dont forget ninja...

  • @stoopkid80 and stopping power

  • @stoopkid80 No, his fingers have marathon pro, and lightweight pro. He can hurdle over those buttons faster, and aim down the frets faster.