I had to hold myself to the furniture to resist trying to grab the pen. The sound of the pen. The look of the pen...who am I kidding...even the smell of the pen. That's a sex magnet friends. You want this pen.
why pay 59 cents for a pen when u can just ask to borrow one from your mate for free and u dont need a fancy pen u just need a pen to right something as long as u can c what u have rittern it will be fine
i bet its a bait and switch. 'sure' he says its 59 cents...but I'll bet when I order they will only have the 69 cent or the 74 cent model available. then there is the shipping AND they will only be able to process it through a credit card. A hidden handling charge will probably add a few pennies. Plus, I bet it will only work for 3 months before I need to 'upgrade'. I'm sure the paper makes a difference, and the smoothness is subjective. Does it come with a warranty? I've been taken before :)JJ
I Actually Want A Biro Now .. Even Tho I Hate Writing With Biros ..... I Had To Watch This At Skool As Inspiration Becoz Were Making our Own Adverts On How To Sell Stuff ..... Thanx 'x J
A marvelous technological achievement, but I understand that it does not play solitaire or minesweeper, which is a sticking point for me. Otherwise, I would recommend it to anyone that needs a lightweight, on the go solution to their writing needs.
Damn it! I just paid over £1000 for a new laptop and now I find out about these - and at 59 pence! I am assuming these are readily available to the 'Ordinary man' in the street and this is not some kind of underground movement I have to join? - If so, how do I join, or is no-one here willing to talk about 'Pen Club?' - Does Deryck even exist, or is he a part of my imagination? - PS: Has anybody here heard of something called a 'Rubber?' Also known as an 'Eraser'. Deryck, can you help?
Very good and funny
andrewwright99999 1 month ago
I will buy it £1 ok
playarhythm 3 months ago
I had to hold myself to the furniture to resist trying to grab the pen. The sound of the pen. The look of the pen...who am I kidding...even the smell of the pen. That's a sex magnet friends. You want this pen.
BigCheeseMC26280 4 months ago
why pay 59 cents for a pen when u can just ask to borrow one from your mate for free and u dont need a fancy pen u just need a pen to right something as long as u can c what u have rittern it will be fine
DoNFleX1997 4 months ago
Back in the day we used to have people interviewing for our sales jobs sell us back our pen...very interesting interaction.
Very nice video!
AH2andBeyond 4 months ago
i want this pen :p
oraclegps 5 months ago
How to destroy American culture
Regginyaga 6 months ago
Was this a parody of something? hahahah funny as shit lol
Krissypoo508 6 months ago
Sounds like an awesome pen!!!
Shanta9999 7 months ago
Really impressive technique @DeryckBanks ...Made me want that pen!!
aeg2891 7 months ago
1:15 did he say it costs 59 pents?
WaroWari 7 months ago
@WaroWari Pence, currency in the uk
bhavz89 6 months ago
Plaifa said you were selling a "pan." Holy crap -- subliminal messaging!
MOTACJ 8 months ago
I WANT THE PEN!!!!
HeyRuka 10 months ago 10
@DeryckBanks As a sales person myself. I think i would like to purchase said pen. Do you offer bulk discounts on the pens? jk
Dankness2012 1 year ago
you disgust me... you have made my want that pan,, too bad i could not afford myself for one
PLAlfa 1 year ago
Brilliant I loved this!!!
MissShropshire2009 1 year ago
i bet its a bait and switch. 'sure' he says its 59 cents...but I'll bet when I order they will only have the 69 cent or the 74 cent model available. then there is the shipping AND they will only be able to process it through a credit card. A hidden handling charge will probably add a few pennies. Plus, I bet it will only work for 3 months before I need to 'upgrade'. I'm sure the paper makes a difference, and the smoothness is subjective. Does it come with a warranty? I've been taken before :)JJ
dogdogaaaaa 1 year ago 9
You sold it to me, great performance
thepain93 1 year ago
I will use your style later on my sales interview..hope it works.."..cool"
mharu8686 2 years ago
lol dont tell me its japanese cuz now i dont want it
the guy is damn good though hahaha
thenamesfrancisco 2 years ago
If you could sell the benefit of a pen, you can sell yourself. FANTASTIC VIDEO.
Dadir1000 2 years ago
It took him just under 3 minutes to sell a 59p pen?! Is that pen making 5000% margin or something?
brassbander 2 years ago
Okay i want you to sell me a pencil. You never know what you going to have to sell.
xtra1234 2 years ago
I Actually Want A Biro Now .. Even Tho I Hate Writing With Biros ..... I Had To Watch This At Skool As Inspiration Becoz Were Making our Own Adverts On How To Sell Stuff ..... Thanx 'x J
RainboeDiamondz 3 years ago
You sold it to me...........fantastic
mezzol 3 years ago
Seriously man! I'd vote for you!!!
gregorbierhals 3 years ago
I love your enthusiasm!
allhailthemightyme 3 years ago
so british humour isn't it !!! are you the son of benny hill ?!
fauconet 3 years ago
Sold sold an sold! When can i get these babies?? Ill take 100... no make it 1000! Theyll last for 500 yrs then... ;P
Hunni u got the job!
Potvrtoo 3 years ago
A marvelous technological achievement, but I understand that it does not play solitaire or minesweeper, which is a sticking point for me. Otherwise, I would recommend it to anyone that needs a lightweight, on the go solution to their writing needs.
gnorville 3 years ago
Damn it! I just paid over £1000 for a new laptop and now I find out about these - and at 59 pence! I am assuming these are readily available to the 'Ordinary man' in the street and this is not some kind of underground movement I have to join? - If so, how do I join, or is no-one here willing to talk about 'Pen Club?' - Does Deryck even exist, or is he a part of my imagination? - PS: Has anybody here heard of something called a 'Rubber?' Also known as an 'Eraser'. Deryck, can you help?
TRB2109 3 years ago
Last night I dreamt of pens. I'm sold. Although I may wait for one of the other colours.
DukeWhittington 3 years ago
Love it, I nearly creamed my pants when I saw and heard about the Gel Pen Biro...When are they coming to the UK?????
BTW
Who the fook is other 'Sam xox' in your life.
I think you've got the face for the blind, voice for the deaf so there's nothing holding you back baaaaaaaaaaaaayby hee hee
OK truth now - Loved it, made me chuckle so you get an excellent from me xXx
Mamfs 3 years ago
I'm eating my own head! Look! No, really, I am! Mmmmgmgmmfmmffmm...
simonlhargreaves 3 years ago
This is great, well done
Vaughn59 3 years ago
Very funny - best of luck mate!!!
paynterr 3 years ago
Way to go. I vote YES for this video from the U.S.A. - go Deryck!
Baysix2000 3 years ago
Very impressed, stop the competion give this man a job
consoleboys 3 years ago