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  • chocolate rain

  • I loved this video because I finally understand Scientology. What a crock! What kind of person believes in a religion created by a Science Fiction writer. I have seen their buildings in Florida. Because they're a religion, they don't have to pay property taxes. We're talking major real estate. I also want to say the illustrations in that video were fabulous. I enjoyed looking at them. As for the song, it didn't sound like English but I didn't care.

  • wait, what?

  • funney a bunch of geek trekies made a realy boaring sifi novel into a false religion that makes the true god ywh realy mad to see his creation act so retarted

  • @sirbata I hear ya.

  • What the fuck? This is even more stupifying then the mormons.

  • @uknowigotskill Exactly, you took the words right out of my mouth.

  • Excellent vid... amongst the many fatal flaws in CoS that we all know, if Xenu was Galactic ruler.. .surely there wouldn't be a civil war between Loyal & renegades?! Hell, anyone who believes a spaceship looks like a DC8 clearly needs electroshock

  • lol, at 2:58 it says Lafagette Ronald Hubbard.

    His first name was actually Lafayette but the one in the Vid seems more fitting.

    also, i think the guy who made this book is trying to show Hubbard as an idiot. every picture of Hubbard shows him drooling.

    cant say i disagree with that either

  • What an enormous crock of shit!! People pay big money for this? Are people really this fucking stupid? When I'm having problems the last thing I want to do is hand some schmuck all my money. Unbelieveable.

  • Bunch of weirdos.

  • What an excellent video. That song absolutely fit this video. I loved it. keep up maken um body.

  • What are the words being sang? It sounds like, "chocolate rain."

  • and so i kick scientology, and ALL religions in the balls...so big deal. what are you gonna do?

  • UMMMM,SO intelligent ppl belive this this is insane!Zenu,injected n brainwashed by a cinema 3dshow! this is fucking mad!,HE SAIS IT HIMSELF!!!!IF A MAN REALLY WANTS TO MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS,THE BESTWAY WOULD BE TO START HIS OWN RELIGON! ummm derr!!! these ppl are such douche bags n have nothing better to do with their money what a fucking joke!ZENUU!!!!SAD!!!

  • ARE U SERIOUS THEY CANT POSSIBLY BELIEVE THIS BULLSHIT!

  • @HappyGamerMan lol! it makes more sense than a fat white guy in a red suit transported at light speed by flying reindeer who stuffs himself down millions of chimneys in one night to give everyone silly crap they don't need or deserve that is all wrapped up in shiny paper with bows on top, OR a little rabbit that hides the squirted out colored eggs it lays filled with candy to celebrate a man that could turn water into wine...i could go on...

  • @TheALDiCa Please do go on, you're completely fucking retarded. Santa claus and the easter bunny are fictional characters that have nothing to do with religion. scientology is supposedly a religion. How could you fucking compare the two you dolt?

  • @TheALDiCa People stop believing in Santa when they turn 10 and are smart enough to question the evidence or lack there of, and Santa's prophets (your parents) admit that it's just a story. What's Scientology's excuse?

  • can anyone point me to l ron hubbards acid dealer?

  • I've only watched 2 minutes of this video and... WTF? And I thought Christianity was a bit wack but this is just mind food for gullible idiots xD

  • its funny how not one scientologist turned out to be at least average actor or actress ;d

  • I am not a scientologist nor do I have any future plans of becoming one. But the stories believed by scientologists, do have cinematic potential. In my opinion.

  • @JacksonOssea certainly more potential than the most boring story ever told...

  • The church of Scientology requires you to make a pact to them. When the pact is performed you have a certain bond with this religon. When you have accepted xenu as your god in reality you have sold your soul to satan and damned yourself to eternal suffering. Of course being rich and famous here on earth seems cool but once you have died, all the money in the world cannot save you from the fire pit that is hell. And once you die the decision is made, there is no going back.

  • @xLCDCx your more crazy than the scientologist

  • @xLCDCx lol really? got to love 1 religion bashing another lol Lets face it you all believe in magical beings ... how sad is that.

  • I thought Aliens meant people from other planets coming to yours.

  • i can see tom cruise peeling that ugly douche bag face and revealing xunu the alian, lol

  • OK people, it's time to wake up and realize that the inner circle of this "religion" is laughing and the joke is one you. Think about it.... what's the best way to establish wealth and TAX FREE power in the USA? Start a religion!!! Think about it. Of course when you start such an organization you will recruit fanatics at that point the society turns inward and the fanatics whom actually believe your story. Just look at the history of religions. Props to L Ron Hubbad who proved the theory right.

  • ok big hole in this lie... instead of puttung the "H bombs" into volcanoes.. why not just detonate them ? and if alieans are real then why does everyone assume theyre more advance than us?

  • @treenut22 more specifically, if you had the technology to create rockets that can go many times the speed of light, WHY USE H-BOMBS?

    That man had no imagination. Heck, even when you borrow ideas from other people you're usually supposed to change them to make them your own, but then that would require an imagination.

    He still had mad delusions though, so I guess that suffices for a backup lol.

  • @GetTheCans damn right he had no imagination. he did not make that story up. oddly, i have come across almost the exact myth while researching other subjects that have zero to do with scientology and are A LOT older.

  • @TheALDiCa Oh, so not only is scientology a cult, but it's beliefs are all plagiarized? Brilliant.

  • Volcanos are a symbol. this fucker is using archetypes, I'll recomend you to see Mircea Eliades work about it.

  • HAIL XENU!!! SOON HE'LL BE FREE!!!

  • someones crazy

  • you'r kidding right?

  • Look Scientology is Evil Dont Mess with them of your as good as Gone

  • haha that's toooooo funny!

  • $cientology has a specific branch dedicated to recruiting hollywood stars. It's all about money.

  • why do so many people that are famous believe in it

  • They probably get put high up in the organization and make a LOT of money off the people getting scammed. They bring in lots of new members.

  • because there stupid

  • creepy music and illustrations

  • believing that aliens have phonetic names absurd.

  • I think XENU is real, and I have proof...((Astronomers have found a planet near a red giant star about 300 light-years from Earth.

    Alex Wolszczan, an astronomer at Penn State University, led the science team that made the discovery. Wolszczan told Earth & Sky that his planet-hunting strategy was to look for planets around evolved stars, similar to what our own sun will become in a few billion years. ))

  • yo shittin me?

  • lol south park had it right pretty much :P

  • actually we were all created by Barbie and Ken. LOL.

  • so he wrote the story of xenu and stuff he just came up with this story for his book??

  • How about we all be atheist and stop listening to lies.

  • i agree strongly...

  • @TauEmpier

    Because Atheism is a lie.

  • Its even more retarded than Islam and christianity mixed together.

  • acctually there is one truth about this: we´ve all been subdued to be brainwahed with catholicism, judaism, islamism, etc, etc, etc... Scientologist proves us thatshit like that can be done over and over again, even in modern ages.

  • they can all be perceived as methods of control i suppose, but this is so transparent and ridiculous... just shows how susceptible we are to a need to believe in something.. religion, fascism, whatever. still, theres a line that's been crossed with xenu..

  • jesus vs xenu who wants to bet lol

  • i put 20 down on the one that did water into wine thing!

  • lol is that moses or jesus

  • i'm not sure...

  • Xenu sounds more probable... jk, im an atheist so i don't really believe in either but Jesus was more probable Xenu was cooler.

  • Id have to say jesus because he is his own dad . and he created the universe.. and that includes zenu.

  • jesus might be able to walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land!

  • its retarted!

  • (.44) "Then with the help of the evil psychaitrists, he called in people for 'Income Tax Inspections'....

  • what we need are some supreme court judges , some district atornes, Fedreal agents to ban together to fight these people.

    why in this age can you write an "truth about the Church attack book" but you can sue to have an anti scintology book. banded.

    i wounder if the aclu is envolved.

  • how can ppl believe this things!!!

  • I need to start a religion!

  • is just a religion made to get money from stupid peoples.

  • Xenu's plan:

    1. Destroy overpopulated lifeforms in the galaxy.

    2. ???

    3. Profit!

  • Xenu is my hero. WE WILL COME TO RESCUE YOU XENU.

  • People actually believe this bullshit... >.>

  • I know, it's amazing that people would buy into it. What's that saying? There's a sucker...

  • Nebraska??? WTF? Scientology is from Nebraska? sure makes me feel proud *sarcasm*

  • I-is this seriously what they believe?!

  • Yeah.

  • how could xenu put a spirit in a box? does the electronic magnetic strip somewhow make it more physical with matter energy space time.

  • Lets vote with with money. I vow to never see a Scientologist Celebrity's movie ever again.

  • ditto

  • @RevKale done and done!

  • 3/15/08 Protest your local Church of $cientology

  • Nice. You can have faith in anything. I just hate how the Xenu gang comes after people. They make you pay for progress too.

  • what music is used?

  • Chocolate Rain (Funky Fingers Mix)

    watch?v=AqkszPN5a2c

  • sweet 5 stars

  • CHAWKLIT REIGN!

  • chocolate rain xD

  • Scientology kills Xenu saves!

  • I can't say that the illustrations help validate the message, but I appreciate the work. I agree with everything here, because I have researched this cult as well.

    To those reading comments, this video is very accurate. It is not made up or in any way humorous to true Scientologists.

  • well, it sure is humorous to the rest of us.

  • what is the name of this song?

  • WTF nice story

  • How does anyone fall for this shit? If someone sat me down and told me this story trying to convert me, i wouldnt be able to stop myself from laughing til i literally shit my pants. and the people they get have money!! a couple of drunk bums i would understand, but actors and professionals? how the hell is this?

  • Because this is not revealed until the person is already well and truly snared into the organisation. Of course if this were told as part of the intial recruiting drive most people would be going "ummm what the fluck" but that's not how it actually works.

  • Generally speaking the new recruit just starts out doing a few basic courses in stuff like how to communicate better. And then Scientology keeps telling them that they need to do more and more courses, that if they just do this next course their life will be even better. And a lot of the early courses do work and do have a benefit for the person so they get sucked into it more and more. And of course each level or course costs more and more money.

  • By the time they reach OT 3 (the "Xenu" level) they are either so brainwashed they actually believe it or they figure it for the bullshit it is but are so ashamed at being duped out of a shiteload of money, personal time and possibly family or friends as well that they stay in Scientology out of a sense of shame and not really knowing where else to turn for help.

  • From what i've seen of the early courses- these are "softening up" brainwashing techniques. How staring at someone for 2 hours can be called "communication" is nuts- it's a sure way to induce a hypnotic trance.

    The tedious word drills etc will induce some trance states, too. If you are told to repeat a tedious task over and over- your ability to think is reduced and you get used to following orders without question.

  • it is very difficult to masterbate to this

  • great vid with some funny parts:

    especially liked "lafagette ron hubbard."

    hehe

    see ya'll at the orlando action feb. 2nd.

    WE ARE LEGION

  • XENU DID IT FOR THE LULZ

  • I only use UPS to ship my thetans. What can brown do for you bitches?!

  • LOL! at 0:26

  • Umm,wow just wow. I knew they believed some crazy stuff, but that just.... it's amazing in how utterly stupid it is.

  • I want to make a note here. Huge success.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! lol

    this is so damn funny, but the best part is that scientologists believe this. it's like some comic la, like superman/ spiderman. it's a story!!

  • bullshit!

  • Cmon. RLH is Toms daughter? I gotta hear that from the horses mouth. I thought that was just a rumor

  • O_o

  • cunfuse yourself its mybe the lord that made heaven and earth your words will only fool the fools

  • YAY GOD :) lol, (i didn't mean that sarcastically im a Christian)

  • Cmon now. Do they really subscribe to that rubbish?? Its amazing

    Ok question. What happens when you "die"?

    I thought they say you live multiple lives. If that is so, where did Hubbard go?

    I knew that cinema in my hometown was at least 75 million years old!

  • NICE

    [This comment has been removed to a claim of butthurt by the Cult of Scientology International]

  • approved.

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