Alton Brown is Too Sexy

[mandarinspyce]

I can't believe somebody actually made a video for this... haha. I have to agree though. His smart/geeky side I tend to find really attractive! :-p I'm hoping he writes another book in the next couple years. I'd love to meet him while he's on book tour.

[AllisonlovesMax]

i agree, he is too sexy. Its bad... im in love

[fangsteen]

THANK YOU FOR POSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mavis4711humphries]

Talk about pretty. That's Mr. Brown in a nutshell, right down to those sexy blue eyes.

[rogermwilcox]

They took down the audio! Oh, bother.

[thepsychicfrycook]

Okay, I don't doubt for a second that someone would find him attractive, but still...

It's ALTON BROWN!

[aliveinchrist13]

All this time I thought I was quite alone in this matter, and here there are all these others. I feel vindicated in my crush. Thank you, kind uploader!

[lefreakful]

HOT !

[epkeristhesexxx]

i hope to meet this guy one day....

[epkeristhesexxx]

im 15 and i find him to be the hottest man ever.

idc how old he is....

hes funny, smart, and can cook which to me is all i could want. they dont make men like this anymore, infact, i dont think they every did. i hope to someday meet him lol

[Soroboruo]

>///> that fourth pic definitely does it

[ColorMeVicious]

I love his show. I usually don't feel entertained when I'm watching someone cooking but he's taken cooking to a whole new level :P

[RoboChild10011]

*nosebleed* <3

[BA90638]

i would wreck that shit

[Blunstonefan]

Intelligence, dry humor, and the ability to cook=sexy

[Pillowchii]

Thank god I'm not the only one who thinks so. I'm only 26, but, God help me, I think Alton is hot as hell.

[epkeristhesexxx]

@Pillowchii

im 15 and hes hot as hell. pathetic? yes.

who doesnt love a guy who is smart, funny, and can cook which is definately sexy. they dont make men like that at all...i wish.

[akaloremjay]

you are my hero.

[lonewolfette]

Add me to the list. Alton rocks! :D

[raulycalifre]

hahaha I was sure I was the only one in love with this guy!! he's so bright and cynical and kinda hot at the same time, is good to know I'm not alone ^_^

[creampuff071]

I do too I totally love Alton! and his show Good Eats. He's so smart and cute.

[MaisonDetre]

I'm in love as well....big brains good food hot look UNCLE OKAY YA GOT ME *bows and bends and such*

[EmmaChavarria]

Hottie extreme!!

[sarjaneb]

Wow Sarahlicious and I thought that we were the only ones that thought that he was dead sexy! We need to form a Raging Alton Brown Myspace!!!!!!

[gacktsplaytoy]

OMG I love alton brown!!! I agree he is a hottie! Nerds are hot!

[AgentAbhorrence]

I also thought I was the only one who thought he was hot and sexy, but now I see that I'm not crazy after all. He is sooo damn fine!!

[jbjfan3262]

OMG and I thought I was the only one who thought this.. and yes we may go to hell for it and may not but either way wha ta damn good way to go.. Holy Cow!!! Now thats what I call Good Eats!!! LMAO!!!

[monstrmichelle]

Completely agree.

The man is fine.

It's weird but true.

[27reden]

yeah i love alton brown!!!!

[Leahabp]

OH MY GOD I find him sexy as hell I'm so glad I'm not alone!!

[Aveiond]

lol ME TOO!!!!

[Underage21]

OH MY GOD I thought I was the only one who thought he is the sexiest man alive!!!

[vickheavenly]

Love this man!!!!! n_n so hot!! jajajaja

[MsAzrael]

You're sick and going to hell for this lol, But IT IS TRUE!!!! HE IS SEXY! Long Live AB!

[blucafe123]

andrew zimmern is sexier

[tsukemono7]

Full of WIN

[ixeybitsey]

LOL I thouth of him as my Culinary Hero but I never realized he was sexy, after watching this you have proven me wrong. MMMMM Mr. Alton Brown you are so Sexy!!!

[solares1985]

I have always wanted to sit on his face...

[seattlekitten]

Amazing... I thought I was the only person on the planet who has this obsession. My boyfriend hates it when I talk about Alton, but cmon... can you blame me? He has this geeky witty intelligent hotness. Its a shame he took his blog down. I hear he did because he was getting harassment e-mails.

[meganluvbug]

He is so SMEXY!!! I think he is hot because he is a culinary genius!

[wandersfar]

Wow. I'm honestly surprised I'm not alone in my Alton Brown lust. He's not what you'd think of as a conventional sex symbol, but when watching Good Eats, sometimes all I can think is 'damn he's hot'.

[lokithechef]

The man is the essence of sex. I am a strait man but goddamn he is a hot one.

[most2no]

so when I typed in "alton brown is sexy" on Yahoo I didnt actually expect to find something that matches perfectly!! Everytime I watch him I find myself thinking "Sexy"!

[DowJonesss]

WIN WIN WIN

[dirtysouthlepluv]

Ahhh this video is awesome!! I thought I was strange for thinking he's hot. I think it's his knowledge of all things food that makes him so sexy...not to mention his cute personality, voice, glasses, hair, etc. Great vid!

[crazylime000]

I loooooove himm!

[IloveSpencerandAaron]

I watch this show religiously...and ever since i first saw it not only was i hooked...but i was in loooooove...alton brown is hot hot hot hot...my gram used to get annoyed when i would make her watch it but now she is singing a different tune...she looooves him now too...so every night it comes on we are right there in front of the tv

[gypsydarklady]

You're right, I have to admit, Alton is very sexy.. In that geeky way.. which appeals to me..Funny since he isn't my normal type. :)

[JABC797]

LOL! I watch his show everytime it's on!

I wonder what he would say about this.

[Sweets9232]

I love Alton Brown... he is better the Bobby Flay or any other Food Channel star.

[missknowitall1234]

Ohh geez... he is waaaaaaaaaaaaayyy too sexy 4 everything....

*drooooolsss*

[dezbird]

oh yeah!

[wannabechef21]

I Just Melted!! I Love MY AB....

[kryptonite1764]

i wish i was in his *kosher* salt bowl so he could take a little pinch of me every once in a while!

[usabritcouple]

The waffleman costume was definitely humorous!

[joesexslave]

alton brown IS good eats!! YUMMY

[missknowitall1234]

I Agree!!!

[grimmwillowstrings]

I just died..... in a very good way

[brisayshi]

*drools slightly*

But seriously, he's not bad lookin'... :D

[teleny2]

Not bad for a born-again married father of three...His wife must be the happiest woman alive!

If Winvian opens a Kitchen Cottage, though...BAD Teleny! Bad, Bad Teleny!!

[mccartneysgirl28]

OH, and I love the shot of Waffleman!

[mccartneysgirl28]

I absolutely love Alton. He makes this 30-year-old mom CRAZY! My daughter loves him, too!!! He is so sweet, attractive and SMART. WOW.

[TheQueenofDorks]

person he's like 40!!! I'm a fan but i dont wanna think of him that way ew -shudder-

[durandiana]

He absolutely is. I've loved his Good Eats show since the first time I saw it. If you ever get a chance to meet the man, DO! He's even more witty and charming in person that his show allows us to see.

[kippo]

i am a man and i agree alton is sexy.

[FaynaMadrid]

Mmmm...Alton te adoro!

MUAH!!

[scared5hitless]

I love Alton...muah!!!!!!!!

[ibitemytounge]

god knows a man like that does have major sex appeal... mmm what i would do to him...

[colbertnation401]

lol true C:

gotta love alton XD

[capncrunch537]

*fap fap fap*

[Zarthga]

I only like him as a cook, CUZ IM A GUY!

[MoleSnyper]

yet u still clicked on this video. haha.

[VJones44]

omg yesssssss, i think hes sooo friggin hot! bout damn time he got some recognition!

[bbrittany]

I love Alton!!!! I don't know what it is, but he is sexy! LOL

[mukimpokun]

I LOVE YOU FOR THIS!!!!! OMFG ALTON!!! i LOVE YOU!!!

[mtdewps3]

LOL

[hshadow86]

Hot damn......

[realtortammy48]

Alton is my fav!!! Been a fan since day 1.

[glitterzgurl17]

wow...o luv him soooo much!!id eat him up if i ever saw him cuz hes so sexy!!!!!yeahh uhhh sexy i sooo luv him!!!!!!ahhhhh cant resist too kiss the screen!!!!!

[shutterbug424]

This is too awesome! I love this man. Have you seen the new Share Our Strength commercial with him? He looks so sexy with a beard! I'm just waiting for someone to upload it ;)

[jolelikamgr]

Haha - this is TOO awesome!

LOL yabbiyum - "I'd do him" ... =^D

[MzLeedee]

Ouff You guys should see the episode "for whom the cheese melts " Part 2 ! at the end when he is making the grilled cheese sand. Ouch his voice is so sexy !! I wanted to be the sandwich ! :P

[yabbiyum]

Yes, AB IS sexy, in an Opie kinda way, no really, he is cute, I'd do him. Creative genius is always sexy. Yea for Alton Brown!

[icannever4get]

Haha, glad others think the same way. People laugh when I say he is my TV crush.

I guess he is a little different from what most people find sexy on TV.

XD

[chrysbiz]

Ahaha! This is great. I hope Alton stubbles across it one day. I love his shows. It's my roommate that wants to marry him. :)

[mfbaw91rox0969]

I love Alton Brown.....hes my hero......

i would marry that man =)

[Palm2Palm]

He's taken!!! This Video looks like it was done on the default settings of IMovie on a mac... I wonder what he would say to this video... hahaha LOL...

[cjporkchop]

Yeah, the zooming-in is distracting when it's going toward the center of the photo, as opposed to the point of interest. (Cutting off a head to look at a sweater? wtf.)

[krazyBXgirl]

Yea, Alton is sexy. I watched the halloween treats show and when he licked the peanut brittle... I saw him in a new way. He realy licked the hell out of that v shaped brittle. Three times. He has big hands too. Wink wink!

[LaraAries]

Lol krazy, now that you say that, I'm starting to look at him differently too.

[krazyBXgirl]

You should see the halloween treats show! Woof Woof !! On a sad note, I heard his wife left him. I would wonder why, as he seems funny and good natured. If he spoke French and licked the brittle..OMG

[Mombuck]

Yeah-he really does have nice hands ;)

[maraceol]

I'd marry that man if I could. *siiiiiiiigh*

<3

[lkoehler15]

I couldn't agree more! And he can cook with a sense of humor. Long live Good Eats!

[lapetitemoi]

Haha, I thought I was the only one.

[Mombuck]

Alton is my favorite "tv hubby." He's smart, funny,and I love the goofy stuff he does to get the point across. My husband thinks I'm nuts for watching :)

[peggyisme]

OMG I Love This!!!

[heehaw5]

Intelligence, an ability to cook, and a sense of humor...the perfect man.

[AlanCumming]

I think alton brown is very sexy but i dont spend time making wierd videos showing my love for him

I love his show he makes a lot of good points

but still weird

[jlovin4772]

Uhhh... I wonder if Alton knows about all this.

[VitalFiver]

!!!!

[mostlyeatenchicken]

Alton Brown is my hero!

[ZellyLime]

God, he's hot. Something about cooking and being so smart....rarr!

[rcishott]

AMEN TO THAT!

[ScriptxKitty]

duh he's fricken smexy! i mean, what a fox, seriously.

but your video kinda sucked...

[LazyBadgerHC715]

he is the best guy on food network and he is my all time favorite chef and I love him to bits and pieces and I cry if I miss one of his shows I am 16 and why doesn't he respect $ an keep one pair of glasses for a long time? Instead of a new pair almost every day.

[supradude7891]

and a new watch...a new plane, a new motorcycle and a new car.

[LaurenMHolm]

As far as I am concerned, some of the sexiest things about a man is a since of humor and a complete willingness to make a complete goof of himself. It would be an understatement to say Alton has these qualities. Other things that bulster his sex appeal: He's brainy but can explain things to you without making you feel dumb, that motorcycle and he can cook. And he's good looking to boot. Yep, his misses is a lucky lady!

[Genien81]

I really think that AB is gorgeous. His wife is lucky. He is very intelligent, he cooks, and that's sexy. He also appears to be a family man = sexy with a cherry on top. I wish I was his wife.

[Jillgangster]

omg yall think he's sexy? sure his shows good but i couldn't think of anyone uglier!

[durandiana]

Exactly who on FN do you think is sexy then? Most of us see Alton as not just another pretty face, intelligence, sensitivity, shyness, humility, and engaging, that makes him sexy!

[MalfoyDL]

Yeah, he is really hot! i love his show! best on Food tv

[SasukeFreak]

alton is a true gem and idk where we would be without him but idk about him being sexy or hot lol XD great vid though ^_^

[ilovealtonbrown]

i wish i was alton brown's wife for one day!!!!

keep doin' what you do sexy!!!

[LazyBadgerHC715]

r there any pictures of his real home kitchen or all of those sets?

[nightstrider25]

I love Alton -drools-

[again748]

I LOVE ALTON BROWN!!! we should make a fan club. and it would be cool. though, i think he's married, yes? anyway, alton brown is insanely cool. ^^

[LazyBadgerHC715]

agree

[jamieyeah24]

yes he's married :-(

but we can still adore him!

[LazyBadgerHC715]

he is the best guy on food network and he is my all time favorite chef and I love him to bits and pieces and I cry if I miss one of his shows I am 16

[politadiaz]

oh yeah hell he`s hot darling!!.... nerd is today`s sexy.... hehehehe. ure not alone

[DisturbedxSkarekrow]

He is definitely sexy.

He can talk "nerdy" to me all he wants.

=3

[fobis4haters]

thank god i though i was the only one to think he was hot i feal much better now haha my friends were wrong im not the only one that likes alton

[kll510]

Intelligence, great sense of humor, good looking and he cooks too. What's not to love about him. Rock on AB you hottie you!!

[adinace]

Its his brain,ladies.Anyway,hes handsome.His intelligence just enhances it ;)

[gjrisch]

Yummy!

[Becca121403]

I love that man! All of my friends make fun of me so much. He really is extremely entertaining.

[danajack7913]

He's pretty adorable. I thought I had a lone crush. Alton Brown rocks!

[heathnugget]

1 word.......

YES!!!!!!

well more than one word but he is hot.sssssssssss.

hes also funny which takes the hot o meter up some more. i think were all crazy about him. my friends think im wierd too.

[jamieyeah24]

lol my freinds think i'm crazy too!!

i guess we're the only ones who see how gorgeous he truly is

[jgarlandfhorn2]

I do alot. HE IS SOOOOOO HOT!! actually, i call hin the hot guy. my friends think i'm crazy, but i know i am right!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DioneN]

Wonderful:) Alton Brown IS sexy:) Yummy!