Jim Norton writes new Van Halen songs, Part 5

[ToruKun1]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE VAN HALEN SONGS WE GOT? DEM SONGS LISTEN PRETTY GOOD

[shashwati]

This song is ridiculously addictive...Yimmy really knows how to write a hook, man. It's a PERFECT representation of the cornball melodies that 80s metal was based on. Plus his voice has so much seemingly honest enthusiasm, but you know he's got the dirtiest effin' mind - makes me laugh till I cry.

And that picture of Eddie and DLR is why bands that used to be good should not reform 20+ years later...

[jerrydyer]

listen to the DJ's they are obviously jack asses. How can you think otherwise. What is "douch chilling" what a complete fag.

[Mottahead]

It has lots of potential. I can clearly hear in my mind Roth's vocals on this one.

It' sure goin' be a huge hit.

[jerrydyer]

are those DFJ's talking??? total bozo's  "douche chilling" what does that mean ..what a fag.

[pwnpower]

@jerrydyer Get the fuck out. Nobody asked you to listen to them.

[Jorrun]

Great pic of Eddie van Halen and Neil Diamond.

[frinkmhey]

I love it when Jim says "We're BA-CK!" at 2:46.

[OboxerU]

Jimmy better get this notarized before VH steals it.

I could see this happening.

[ndgambella]

hoo hoo

[LuckyStrikes55]

Riiiiight. Howie invented everything. How silly of us. "Marconi ripped me off, Robin. Hoo hoo!". Keep listening to a man who's become a mere shell of what he used to be.

[ToruKun1]

"Marconi's a faggot, hoo-hoo! Tell 'em, Fred."

[Sorcoral]

@LuckyStrikes55 The more things change the MORE THINGS STAY THE SAAMMEE.

[fleshgod]

got hot for teacher, and women and children were first

[ToruKun1]

The fact that Anthony is practically crying in agony over Yimmy's fake song is SOOOO AWESOME! XDD

[TomMSTie]

He didn't mention Panama.

[TomMSTie]

Stupid me, 2 seconds later he mentioned Panama.

[thebudgetgamer]

frrrrrrunkis

with 6 r's

[Pestz4Evah]

duh.

[ToruKun1]

There's a g in there somewhere, also.

[Pestz4Evah]

wrong. F, 6 R'S, U N K I S.

FACT.

[ToruKun1]

Type in "First ever frunkis" on YouTube, Jim SAID there's Gs in there (and Ant chooses to spell it with a PH, too).

[jdlempi]

I'm sick and tired of AIDS killing off the brightest young comedic minds. Godspeed Jimmy. I guess the lord needed a funny man. See you at the pearly gates you meaty breasted zilch.

[Takerkid14]

Norton may be gone, but at least we still have Jimmy Robinson and his friend, Ted.

[ToruKun1]

Jimmy isn't dead...is he!?? O.o

[hunghunk2006]

*car crash*

[ToruKun1]

LOL, I deserved that. *crashes twice for good measure*

I only JUST figured out who Jimmy Robinson was in an O & A interview with Paul Stanley...*sigh*...I need to linger longer. :(

[hunghunk2006]

you're a sweet boy

[hollywoodliberal1]

I'm getting douche chills too

[njc924]

I love how they're making Ant so uncomfortable with these godawful lyrics.

[hunghunk2006]

CLASSIC BITS........wish economy wasnt in the shitter and markets could still afford to broadcast on regular radio. Anyone that is 2 cheap to buy satelite radio----INVEST in it, missing out. Thank god there are still some good markets that they are on in.