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  • I was going to post this comment, but I saw the top comments already -

    --The Oozinator looks like an Alien head. From the movie Alien with Sigourney Weaver.--

  • Ozzinator FTW

  • Review G.I Joe toys :3

  • i have the oozinater,

    my friend gave it to me years ago,

    i might get it out this summer lol

  • The oozinator is fricken' cool.

  • It looks like its a kid with a giant cumming dick o_o ...

  • oozinater

  • My dick does that.

  • jizzinator

  • i think the fact that you have to pump the super soaker makes it "more of a fail".

    lol

  • It looks kewl. ^_\\

  • i think its fail because i was squirted with that slime and it took three weeks to get it off off my pants

  • Oozinator. Because your super soaker that looks like one of the Aliens (if it was black) wants to ooze its slime all over your young minority children

  • There´s nothing that will ever beat the oozinator ad! amazing AMAZING fail!

  • viacom owns NICK!!!! never watching nick again...

  • nickelodien piece of shit looks like a dick heheh lolzz

  • I don't see anything wrong. With the super slimed

  • charming

  • who let the dilophosaurus out again?? Dennis Nedry. (jurassic park reference)

  • With these products I'm surprised there hasn't been a gay joke put in.....

  • the Oozinator top looks like a alien head.

  • @ERR0R9O9 As it was designed...

  • oozinator is epik

  • major pumping required

  • it looks like alien but so does the can the pic on the can looks like a alien

  • siper slimer

  • the oozinator looks like alien.

  • the commercial for this is hilarious

  • its a head of an alien

  • Nickelodeon should sue!

  • man, both of them look like they could spray PESTICIDE! YAY! let's spray esch other with deadly chemicals

  • man, both of them look like they could spray PESTICIDE! YAY! let's spray esch other eith deadly chemicals

  • put all your ooz shooting guns together for one review

  • we know the oozinator shoots a viscous milky white substance, what about this bug spray looking thing?

  • is the ozzoinator a alien gun

  • i want the oozinator

  • the oozinator looks like its made from aliens head

  • @brotherjames10 Sure, more dick jokes, why not?

  • Ok my nephew got one of these for christmas (wtf kinda present is that a chem sprayer?) But i cant figure out how to pump the damn thing any help?

  • You could re-enact the death of Vito Corleone with the Nickelodeon Super Slimer.

  • @pilgrimMj Or at least that scene, all you need other than that is an orange and a knife (for peeling the orange)

  • spunk gun!!!!

  • Hey Mike, I was wondering are there any other Super Soakers that have that biomorph look to them? or was this the only one? I'm trying to make a costume and a gun like this would look perfect with it!

  • oozinator looks like a xenomorph. we must nuke it from orbit, just to make sure. that is all.

  • @chandlerj333 For the Emperor!!

  • I don't see the problem with the slime shooter beacause it looks more like an old fashioned bug B gone sprayer

  • super soaker's looks like a halo weapon \m/

  • @alan26930 yeah that's why i want them!

  • I wanted the first one when it came out. By the way, it's official, Viacom is trying to get your kids to spray eachother with deadly pesticides. They shouldn't have listened to/ watched Viacom's intellectual property without paying tribute to the Viacom Gods.

  • you don't know how to make a video of this? just give it your best "shot"

  • does the oozinator look like the halo plasma cannon?

  • i remember the ozinator... i wanted it so bad... ozinator is better

  • The Ozozinator looks like a an awful lot like a Necromorph from Alien.

  • PESTICIDE

  • REMINDS ME OF GILBERT THE SNOT MONSTER - UK KIDS TV OLD

  • Wow, the oozinator reminds me of a gun seen in the halo game series

  • omg when i saw the commercial looooll

  • nickelodeon again hmmm? their so good at designing toys lol

  • review both!

  • if it was like green candy slime that would be an epic win for halloween if not a little messy XD but it would certainly be fun

  • I remember this toy!!!

  • The Oozinator really looks like H.R. Giger designed it, which as a kids toy may be a bold decision in design. But I like it. (Okay, I'm 30, but even in my teens I'd have thought the design is cool.) The other one just looks like a plain bug spray pump. Don't confuse 'em, kids!

  • Do a side by side comparision and rate them by ooze coverage, range, velocity and gross-out factor. The Oozinator looks cool though.

  • Jizzinator?

  • I remember this.

    This was my favorite toy, ever.

    The slime was really awsome, and really was awsome for big waterfights as people would go "hold on... EWWWW" and try to get it off. I would then spray them in the face with water. Sadly, I left too much ooz in the thing over a hot summer and it hardened, making the oozinator unusable. We fixed it later, but my friends had moved on from waterfights to COD.

  • They should re release the oozinater, but make it black and have it be licensed under the Alien films.

  • I like how the oozinator looks like a Xenomorph.

    Really, look at it.

    A coat of black spraypaint, maybe some polyurethane, and you have the first half of an ALIEN VS. PREDATOR SUPERSOAKER COMBO.

  • I just saw the commercial and I have no idea what's wrong with it...

  • I like the Oozinator, it has a more clever/orginal design.

  • Show the oozinator

  • the oozinater is cool

  • The slime thing looks like a great big thing people use to spray bugs at and kill them. The other looks a super soaker from the days of "The Toxic Crusaders". Took me forever to find out what the name of that was.

  • Show us the slime! 8)

  • i hate the ads mike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @acumbess i hate haters

  • @MrBranda24 whos being a hater? i just said i hate the ads before his video

  • i hate the ads mike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Do a dual review comparing both.

  • Slime Shooter looks like those DDT cans in the Bugs Bunny cartoons. lol

  • looks like a halo gun

  • Yeah the Oozinator had a terrible commercial. It looks more like something that would be designed by H.R. Giger.

  • I've never seen the Oozinator commercial, but it looks like a video game gun. Like an alien hybrid weapon, that much is win.

  • WOW it looks like something from Halo or something, and the second slimer just looks like an old fashion pesticide sprayer

  • I remember these. X3

  • the slime shooter thing reminded me of those pesticide sprayers...

    maybe when you film them you should show the commercial for the ooozinator and show people why that was a fail.

  • I think the Oozinator was the only Super Soaker I had. I probibly still have it down stairs and I got it when I was like 7 or something (I'm 15 now).

  • the super soaker almost looks like something from a video game lol.

  • I love how it looks like the top of on Alien (the move Alien) head.

  • This is the commercial that made it look like the kids were getting ... errr... ejaculated on, right? Yuck.

    You sure hate Viacom XD I love when you insult them.

  • The Oozinator looks like if someone made a plasma rifle (out of Halo) out of a Xenomorph (Alien).

  • The Oozinator is a really cool looking gun. It's just the "ooze" part that's a little... yea... If you review it, toss in the Nickelodeon one as a side. It's pretty fail, too.

  • So many phallic toys...

  • Have you seen the add for this guys WTF where they thinking???

  • oozanoter 90000

  • the ooozenator looks like a covonant plasma rifle (halo refference )

  • Mr. Mozart I miss your JeepersMedia video. Not that these arent good, but....

  • jizzinator

  • @gamereviewswiiandpla

    besides dude, it looks like a PESTICIDE spraying tool.

    C'mon kids, let's spray each other with deadly chemicals!

  • @rocksage2 DING! You are the ONLY Commenter that got why I thought the Other one way FAIL! It was because it was the Classic Design of a Poison Spewing Insecticide Sprayer!

  • @TheToyChannel

    I actually think that makes it awesome! I'd have loved to have one of those as a kid!

  • @TheToyChannel Yeah, pretty disturbing stuff, especially now that you mentioned the pesticide sprayer thing - that makes it worse. Though the Oozenator makes me think of the Xenomorphs from Alien, and their acidic blood.

    Yeah, kiddies, spray your friends with acidic ALIEN BLOOD that you got from killing a Xenomorph. Real child-friendly.

  • The commercial scares me.

  • ♪Ooz in my pants♫

  • : )

  • do both!

  • I saw the commecial, it was SO sick!

  • review both in the same video!

  • gshghgs

  • ghsdfghsdf

  • what should you do?

    fill them up go test them out on random ppl lol

  • @gamereviewswiiandpla Have you seen the commercial!?

  • More profanity Mike!

  • gross pedo arseholes love doing inappropriate ads with this and it shits me take it off the market

  • Whatever you do, I'm pretty sure it'll be hilarious.

  • The Nickelodeon slime shooter if more fail because it looks like something you would spray pesticides out of rather than slime, but at the same time The Oozinater's commercial kind of condemned it's retail fate. Also making what was coming out of it green instead of white probably wouldn't have hurt either.

  • who else thinks this would look like a xenomorph from Aliens if it was painted black?

  • Mike I prefer you videos with stories like this ELGO company or grandfather of Chuck !! "Win or Fail" are quite boring and very subjective. Most of kids don't see any sexual implied meaning, stop being soo obsessional about that topic ! Maybe movie topic toys would be more successful !

  • hey i was just thinking ... can you do the reveiws like the old ones where you WERE in the vids? thx :)

  • Lmao, I've seen the commercial for this one it's great.

  • I think the super slimer looks more than it should like the cannon on the slime blower from Ghostbusters 2.

  • haha I just checked out the commercial!! It's too funny!!... but yeah the toys themselves don't really look that bad

  • remember kids, if you want to shoot your sticky ooze all over women, or men if you are into that, you will require major pumping of your oozinator.

  • looks like a halo alien weapon o _O

  • Advert FAIL!

  • looks like something from alien movie. i say review both in one vid  in more detail. then maybe put a link to the trailer (if you can find it.)at the end of your vid.

  • Set up one of those Barbie head busts and demonstrate all over it.

  • @gamereviewswiiandpla

    It's shown in a fail light because of a commercial that could be taken the wrong way.

  • Is it just me, or does that Super Soaker look like The Alien from "Aliens".

  • the super slimer look's like a Flit gun.

  • Why do I get the feeling people can get pregnant from the Nickelodeon super slimer?

  • THE SLIME SHOOT LOOKS LIKE THE THING IN Mr. Game and Watch !!!

  • @Mariofan800 you mean mr gay man watch

  • @cordell1999 Thank you for the correction... xD

  • @Mariofan800 lol ever seen brawl taunts

  • @cordell1999 Yeerrp!! :D I saw all three of them! :D

  • I remember buying this!

    It's broken now... D;

  • nick super slimer is SUPER FAIL!

  • Neither look bad. What excly do you see wrong with the Nick one? It looks like a a old fashioned spray gun.

  • Who doesn't want an over-sized phallic-shaped squirt gun?

  • @gamereviewswiiandpla You should see the commercial. Hahahaha. That makes it fail

  • I LOVE your fail toy reviews!

    I agree, the Nick one does have "some problems". The SSO looks "safer" than the Nick one.

    So, when can we expect a new fail toy review?

  • I HAVE the Oozinator! 8D It's really fun, the water shoots so far!

    Fun fact though! You're supposed to shoot the ooze off with the water after you goo someone up... but that doesn't always happen, and when leftover ooze dries on clothes, the dried goo DOES look a little... weird. Fire it off and see for yourself Mike. XD

  • its loos like aliens head

  • YAY MORE xD

    OOOOOOOOZINAAAAATOOOORRR :O

  • The Oozinator looks likes it's based off of the Xenomorph head from the Alien movies, and the artist who designed the Alien (H.R. Giger) Specifically designed it's head to look like a penis, so that may be why (Although it's not so obvious with the Oozinator)

  • @gamereviewswiiandpla I have over 250,000 toys. It's difficult to decide what to review. I'm testing Lots of Toys here for my VERY BEST fans. From the comments here, I'm choosing What to review on JeepersMedia. The results have surprised me! But will make for MUCH better JeepersMedia Videos. PLUS People want to see my collection.

  • @TheToyChannel make more jeepers media i love those im subscribed and waiting so iask again please

  • @TheToyChannel you have OVER 9000 TOYS

  • i dont think the super slimer looks all that bad... it just looks like bug spray.

    the oozenator looks great!! its like a kids version of a halo gun^^

  • The shape of that thing looks like a Xenomorph's (Alien) head.

  • @boygenius12 dude, these videos are little preveiws. shut the hell up and know what youre talking about dumbass.

  • Mike Mozart, YOU'RE AWESOME!

    And so are your videos.

    That's all I have to say.

  • Dear Mike Mozart, I'm extremely glad your making videos again. You have shown us a lot of awesome stuff. Now can you please just make a review video. I would really like to see a review video like the ones on your original channel. Sincerely, Bigcal1292

  • me too

    

  • review it

  • the nickolodean slime toy is ten bucks?/!

  • Lets see both

  • the slime shooter=viacom=fail

    oozinator=AWEAOME

  • Jeez i haven't been to a family dollar in yrs i got this fun little car form them for 5 bucks

  • Make a test of them please!!! PREETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP!

  • Major pumping neccasary

  • I HAVE a Ozinator! It doesn't work though (?)

  • i want one , take that ,humans!

  • I think it's cool looking. The Super Slimer is definitely fail.

  • The fail of the oozinator is that it shoots cum.

  • The oozinator looks like starcraft :D

  • looks like a sex machine, tat you attach a dildo to

  • the oozinator!...just casemod it a little bit to get the predator gun of alien vs. predator!

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  • Thumbs up for imitation Halo Weapon.

  • I miss the Jeepers Media videos

  • @Skal28 Really! ..... New one TONIGHT!