Son of Sam

[daffyphack]

My cats used to do this shit to me all the time. Turns out I wasn't sifting their litter often enough.

[wallofvideo]

i have a lamp just like that in my room, same exact model. and a chair like that too. come to think of it, there's this big black dog next door and it keeps on barking. and

[garenocase]

FUCKIN CLASSIC!!!!!!!!

[0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

Is that a lab?

The way he looks at the guy and wags his tail reminds me of my dog.

Of course, I don't listen when he tells me to kill people... usually.

[shaunmalley]

I just remember watching this scene, thinking "What a good movie... so far." Then this happened. EVERYONE laughed. EVERYONE.

[Zoloft77]

Keep in mind that I'm kinda high from the crack I got from the Blacks....

A white couple down the street named Black.

[Zoloft77]

I wish someone had a dog like that BUT commanded them to kill pedophiles, bank executives, and killer Muslims.

[FeelinTangerine]

Wow. I have a black Lab & when I ask him "master, what is your bidding?", He just says "Hey, lets go for a walk or play or something."

[NPChilla]

Leslie Moyes?

[Lemon77UG]

This is soooooooo hilarious!

[tsartodd]

which dog is cooler ... this dog, or the alien/mutant half-man-half-dog from "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"?

[Bistol1]

That´s the coolest motherfucking dog I´ve ever seen. Damn !!!

[ThurstonGHowell3rd]

"I want you to go out and kill....but first, hows about some of that bacon cheeseburger you had earlier and didn't finish?"

[polskie90]

HARVEY!!!

[etbella3]

If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. (The operative phrase is FAR AWAY). The quote is from Henry David Thoreau.

[etbella3]

If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. -- Henry David Thoreau



[benhaisthebest]

I thought I killed you black dog!! How did you get in heeeere?? hahaa

[wallofvideo]

@benhaisthebest does he call him "Black Dog" or "Mr. Black Dog"?

[amolapaz1]

This was the creepiest part of the film!!

[amberbrackenbury]

david berkowitz ammeted to never seeing dogs talk or his neighbor being evil.

[CecilCollins34]

David Berkowitz later admitted the true motovation was that he hated women and was a virgin when arrested....

[00923072cmh]

KILLL....KILLLLL...KILLLLLLLL.­...AND umm throw that ball over there

[Oecobius]

"Speak for yourself, moron!"

[moviemaster8510]

@Oecobius AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my GOD, that is funny!

[JEDikINgZ]

wat a coco cunt movie cool tho

[sekoukim]

I want you to feed me, you moron, and take your meds for crying out loud!!!!

[BATCHARRO]

What's really funny is that the dog looks so obviously contented. It kinda clashes with the voice going: Kill!

[ToxicMayo9]

Nobody fucks with the Jesus....

[TRANZEURO]

If this scene is factual that dog must've been like.............WTF????

[etbella3]

@TRANZEURO Finally -- a serial killer who talks to the animals.

[etbella3]

@TRANZEURO Hitler's dog Blondi.

[TRANZEURO]

I remember I laughed so hard when I first saw this part of the movie. Did Spike really think that people wouldn't find this scene hilarious ? Was this intentional, unintentional or what ? I know that the real David Berkowitz claims to have been ordered by a dog to kill,but did it really have to be illustrated.......like this ? lol

[jeremyzea]

I love this movie but I really don't like this scene. It comes off a little to cheesy,

[etbella3]

And he did kill. Final Answer. Mister Ed taught us that horses are dogs too.

[etbella3]

How many people have been murdered since The Dog Of Son Of Sam issued the order to KILL?

[Constellashun]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[tsartodd]

after they arrested David Berkowitz and found the dog, all that the dog had to say to the cops was, "Jesus, all I said was 'i would KILL for some snausages right about now!'"

[tsartodd]

lol it's governor Chris Christie!!

[retrofann1]

this was great!

[MrJaymers]

Lol that's John Turturro!

[amcelt60]

This puts the Bush's Baked Beans dog to shame!

[crazyguy43]

I don't know if this was intended or not but this HYSTERICAL.

[etbella3]

@crazyguy43 You have officially been close encountered. We love to laugh. Welcome to my world. Consider yourself one of the family. Will the circle be unbroken? Nevuh!

[googuse]

Little known fact: The dog's name is Glenn Beck

[aggradef]

Aww, puppy

[PhillyLucky7]

That same dog spoke to OJ the night he killed Nicole and Ron Goldman.

[PhillyLucky7]

So disturbing.

[wallofvideo]

in between takes, that dog was pacing around the set on all fours saying to itself, "what's my motivation? what's my motivation?"

[DEACONAP4LOVE]

What ever happenend to kibbles and bits?

[TheGLOCK40cal]

he is on some awesome drugs

[Grunger19]

they should have had barking while he was talking and his lips not moving.

[julianlev]

holy crap this freaked me out when I first saw it

there is something deeply disturbing about talking dogs

[PapagenoJuan2]

Classic :)))

[crazyfunny23]

the sad thing is that this actually happened

[Mr420woo]

@crazyfunny23 in his mind it did

[spiritscar]

@crazyfunny23 I love this scene in the film and John Turturro's reading for the dog is absolutely pricless, but this never actually happened. David Berkowitz lied about the talking dog and of ever suffering any such delusions. He made it up, he admitted this much, years later.

[uxbnkuribo]

"Kill! Kill! Roll that beautiful bean footage! And kill!"

[Se7enCloaks]

@uxbnkuribo LMFAO!!! Good doggy!

[Brittneyjade1983]

@uxbnkuribo

OMG I'm ROFLing all over the place XD

[TaterMySalad]

hahaha I think it's John Turturro voicing the dog

[Brainstrain]

At the end, Sam Jr. just seems to keep acting 'til they stop rolling. That's the 15th funniest thing about this clip

[Snake2k00]

0:11 The dog just says it so matter of fact.

[yotan46]

hahaha god damn it. i feel like it should be a parody clip on funny or die or something.

[BannedCinema]

Now I finally get the joke from "The Venture Bros." where Scooby is trying to get Shaggy to kill the rest of the mystery team.

[plateofshrimp80s]

@BannedCinema  That's a great episode, and the "gang" breaks down like this:

Freddy = Teddy aka Ted Bundy

Daphne = Patty aka Patty Hearst

Velma = Val aka Valerie Solanas

Shaggy = Sonny aka David Berkowitz (the son of sam)

Scooby Doo = Groovy aka Berkowitz's neighbour's dog

[90cta395]

@plateofshrimp80s You are a god damned genius. It's been 10 minutes and I'm still laughing.

[malbecks316]

Ok, dog.

[Tony2826]

Jesus Christ Spike Lee is amazing...

[narkybark]

I love how the dog is all happy and tail-waggin'

[BATCHARRO]

@narkybark It's like the gritty reboot of Homeward Bound.

[mroracal]

The dog I take my orders from is a poodle he mostly demands kibble its sorta the same thing. Right?

[drplbiftin]

The fourth KIIIIIIIIILLLLL is just hysterical.

[tsartodd]

the high point of John Turturro's career, no doubt ... that, or his role in the Transformer movies.

XD

[gannonguckertgosch]

The best.

[AgaMbadi]

There aren't words that can adequately describe how simultaneously funny and utterly ridiculous this is. I want a dog that can do that.

[StevenCarinci]

Next time Spike get yourself hooked-up with a real writer. This is SO stupid. MY GOD, DID THE USA SCREW-UP RECONSTRUCTION.

[scoot292warhammer]

0.o

[brocky70]

Yay John Tuturro!

[reichmarshall]

"I want you to go out and KILL!  And give me a treat! Plus I need to go walkies!"

I love that it's John Tuturro's voice.

[Scientific1]

Yeah, @jsmithbab6 - I don't think the people who live in NYC during that summer thought it was funny. It'd be funny if this shit didn't actually happen. (Or Berkowitz thought it happened, and used it to justify his killings.)

[Newtwist75]

Davy and son of Goliath here..

Go gotta kill them all Daaaaavy!

[krooker123]

"I thought I killed you Mr. Black Dog!" lmao!

[Skunkbozo]

Man this is f**ked up LOL

I gotta watch this movie!!

[bluv6]

This was David Berkowitz's claim at his trial, that the dog of his neighbor Sam Carr, a Labrador named Harvey, told him to kill young women.

[jsmithbab6]

so was that true.Does he still claim that?

[bluv6]

I kind of doubt that the dog actually talked to him! He's clearly psychotic and has claimed a lot of different causes for what he did over the years since his trial, from a secret group of devil worshipers to CIA conspiracies to resentment of his mother and sexual frustration with women.

[agwoodliffe]

This  scene really disturbed me.

[jsmithbab6]

why disturbed.for me its funny.

[WOJENSEN]

Maybe that dog could tell people to give me money!

[daredevilpre]

This was actually David Berkowicz defense. The dog next door told him to kill people.

[Pr3dat0r5000]

"hehe, no moaw bahkin naw dowg!"

[GioVestoTV]

lmfaoo that dog was smooth at first.."i want you to go out and kill" and the guy was just spazzing out

[BadBillboard]

LOL this part of the movie made me laugh so hard

[silverrhawk]

When I first saw the movie, I thought WTF!

but this was great.

[tsartodd]

lol my parents' dog looks like this dog.

the best scene from this movie, IMHO.

[HenryvKeiper]

For some reason this scene freaked me out when I first saw this movie.

[silverrhawk]

Yeah me too!

[Danyal123]

this dog and the fox from Antichrist should start a band together

[mirellacorrea5]

that was crazy..

by any chance do you know were i can find the whole movie because i am doing a report in my forensics class and i think it would be good is i see the movie

[rebwanz]

@mirellacorrea5 try netflix, I guess. I know all last summer they kept playing it on starz but I don't think I've caught it on tv in awhile

[hannadragonslayer]

Thats one crazy dog O.O

[Atma505]

Oh my god, I love this scene so much

[sicdragon82000]

i want a dog like that. that would be fucking awsome

[Doggirl18]

Pfft. WTH?! I should see this LOL xDDD

[slappy6817]

That dog should have won an Oscar!

[plasticweapon]

will you guys just listen? it IS supposed to be funny!

[etbella3]

@slappy6817 He did. DUH.

[SCherper]

sucks that this was a spike lee film...he's normally got some pretty good stuff.

[simianraticus]

its funny how sometimes your watching a horrible movie and then one scene comes along that makes you forgive the rest of it

[dice86argh]

thats my fav. scene in the movie.... l<3 it.

[RK992]

Like lakshmimittal said they should have left out the killer parts, felt really tacky.

The rest of the film was actually alright, John Leguizamo was really good in it.

Alos, anyone saying anything about the effects of weed have obviously never been high. You don't see dogs talking when you're baked. Maybe acid or some shit, not the green.

[Aarontlondon]

I was so scared of that Dog when I watched that movie as a kid

[lakshmimittal]

they should have cut all the killer's scenes from the movie

[gamerboy611]

ol yeller

[Emochildmcr]

whyd they make david look ugly as fuck?

[clams55]

You cant even see him asshole.

[Emochildmcr]

im the asshole? u dont have to be one to make a point.apparently u have autism.enjoy your life.

[KicksaintsNick]

The funniest thing I've ever seen in my life, that dog is so awesome hahaha. I love how he wags his tail when the says "KILL!"

[citazenk]

the funny thing is I really though this movie was terrible with the exception of this scene. This dog is a revelation, he or she should have won an oscar for this. LOL.

[loveangel5757]

ahaha i just watched this movie and i was like ohhh this looks just like that youtube video

turns out it's exactly the same

how could a scene this funny actually be in that movie?

[Chooch174]

It's a shame because aside from this scene this is a pretty good movie.

[sitsutam]

LOL!

[milet91]

If it weren't for this scene, SUMMER OF SAM might've been a great movie. I think this would've been excusable had the dog's mouth not moved... or not in the house. It's ridiculous.

[Darthcombo]

oh, I thought this movie was a joke

[aedgar777]

The fourth delayed "KILLL" really does it for me.

[StevenCarinci]

@aedgar777 just so you know the dog studied at Lee Strassberg in NYC AND he is equity/SAG. He's now living happily in Fairlawn, NJ with his wife and kids. He's battling prostate problems and a receding hair line but he's happy. That's the main thing. ALPO RULES!!!

[etbella3]

@aedgar777 I hit the like button a gazillion times, but youtube needs to add a "LOVE" button for this video.

[mastashaker916]

I think dog is a pretty cool guy. eh talks to poeple and doesn't afraid of anything.

[Downs2440]

That's John Turturro. Its also gotta be the funniest part of the movie. LOL.

[thegirl44]

Really, that's John Turturro voicing the dog?

What a great bit of trivia. I'm a Turturro freak, and I also love this movie, yet I never knew that fact.

[LaLaRu100]

Great movie. HILARIOUS scene.

[SFFOOL76]

This is part is seriously fucking funny without being intentional.

[tommyt1971]

I could swear that the dog's voice was done by Al Pacino...

[SFFOOL76]

It's John Turtorro.

[tommyt1971]

Yup, yer right, looked it up, which is what I should've done first. Still sounds like Pacino tho!

[funkyreg]

i want you to go out and kill and cook me some bacon goodness

[RevVic]

Wow, this is trying to be serious?

If I've learned anything from those Anti-Pot "Above the Influence" ads is that if you see a dog talking, you're probably high as fuck.

[thegirl44]

If only the Anti-Pot ads were factual, Rev.

[godadameve]

Oh, check it out: The dog: "I want you to go out and kill...oh, and pick up some ALPO for me on the way back..."

:)

[tommyt1971]

And some Beggin' Strips!! BACON!!! baconbaconbaconnnnnn!!!

[DanielKaine]

this is some funny shit!!!!!!!!

[LostHiway]

This is the best and funniest most unintentionally hilarious film moment of all time.

[9lefteye]

well put! my thoughts exactly

[ivehearditallbefore]

"yes master"

[pizzagy383]

maybe its just me but seeing that dog speak, even if his voice is somewhat comical for the situation, really creeps me out

[mrcairns007]

That dog sounds suspiciously like John Turturro...

[daklufromsrbija]

Why he just didnt kill the dog?? lol

[BATCHARRO]

@daklufromsrbija He did kill it. It came back. He was crazy.

I know...1 year ago...sorry.

[xxLorrainexox]

woo. nice clip Jhonen....:)

[landioma]

He will kill... HE WILL KILL!

[abnormaladri]

Jhonen ZOMBIES!

It looks like we all sold our souls to him huh? -_-

Twiter is a very scarry concept. People following you everywhere you go...

I hear it can get quite addicting...

[StalkerForest]

it is

[gamer92307]

LOL i'll favorite that

[Kingdomboy700]

..............................­....?

[GirEatsChewyMeatPies]

Lol Jhonen has wonderful taste xD

[TheSpazzofMuffins]

I lol at how many people were directed here by JV's twitter. It seems his army is growing!

WE WILL KILL!!!!!

[Iwatchthestuff]

haha so many JV fans...

[blibbit1]

Yeah, we all just sit around staring at the computer screen, slaviating at the prospect of an update from our master.

[kiasha14]

lol...jv....lol

[AnarchyItsHere]

Jhonen Vasquez was right, this would of been great in Babe

[kilderok]

Oh jesus christ! I wondered what Jhonen Vasquez was linking when this popped up on his twitter.

Best scene ever.

[LexxicideXXDetoxx]

lol "I WILL KILL" and he starts wagging his tail =3

[SMFTheDingo]

Barely notice that now lol.

[HarlotBug3]

With all due respect...yeah, this was the best part of the movie.

[pacifistanarchist]

well, it sure is wonderfully strange when you don't know the context to it.

[andyrooney11]

oh and..."get on a fucking treadmill!"

[andyrooney11]

I wonder why all of these psychos never get a master that says "do the dishes! do the dishes!"

[jessehicks]

party dogg

[ziggystardustJR]

I'm not quite sure the point of this scene was to be funny, but to give the audience a sense of just how crazy Berkowitz was. I for one got goosebumps when I saw this scene because it conveyed just how unstable and disturbed the killer was.

[WarriorTrtle]

Wierd. Seeing the Dog's mouth move like that, and hearing It's voice. Berkowitz claimed that Sam Carr's Dog Harvey was a 10,000 year old Demon, and that the ancient creature possessed him and issued irresistable commands for Berkowitz to kill people. Berkowitz also claimed he once tried to kill the Dog but was unsuccessful due to "supernatural Interference".