ZOMBIE MASSACRE - Teaser

[DadyHouseProduction]

Great cgi!

[MizuWolf003]

Holy fucking LOL at all these comments. 

[MyCookiesH]

:o

[SergeSniper]

2:13 CUZ THIS IS THRILLEEER, THRILLER NIGHT

[hedorah99]

Looks interesting. Zombies are becoming a hard genre creature to pull off, but this looks like it may do a decent job. I just wish I didn't see the name Uwe Boll!

[MrLolumad1234]

THE CURE! IT'S IN THE EAR!

[M16A4M4A1AK47]

Lol

[Than0s]

Hell is coming!

The hell of terrible special effects, horrible make up and crappy scriptwriting!

[ZDahlia46]

nice tits

[WolfeBane84]

I need to add another comment, my first one was made as soon as I saw the name Uwe Boll in the video.

This has made even more solid the fact that Uwe Boll should never be allowed near film, EVER. This is not fucking zombies, zombies don't happen like that, there is no mutation you idiot - you've gone from zombies to fucking alien bullshit. Just leave film making to people who know what they are doing, which is DEFINITELY not god damn Uwe Boll.

[WolfeBane84]

Just randomly surfing Youtube, came across this and was like either this is a Rick Roll or some lame 12 year old's homemade shit. Then I saw Uwe Boll and wished it had been a Rick Roll done BY a 12 year old on his mom's old 1980's CamCorder.

[Davyownsthischannel]

*SNORE*

[TpAcTuKa]

zombies looks like SHIT in this!

[nick90690]

1:29 Someone needs to brush their goddamn teeth.

[gamerboyzful]

is this a real movie?

[bonnertom032]

So THAT's what happened at Chernobyl!

[jjacmandude]

y would they makem look so creepy y not just a normal zombie not sum fallout ghoul with deformed teeth and shit

[Fantafaust]

I have to know, HOW is Uwe Boll getting money? He's never made a good movie, that I've seen.

[jaysong87]

is that freddy keugers wife?

[haydesminion]

ok so first they grow extra row of teeth

second they lose hair for some reason its go's away super fast

third they strip

wtf is going on :( D,:

[MRxKROGOTH]

Are these supposed to be ghouls? From F3?

[shortperson20]

The name Uwe Bowl is all we need to know it sucks.

[DreyfussFUBAR]

I'm gone watch this crap only because of the badass soldiers :D

[runningsandwich]

@DreyfussFUBAR they have gigantic noses built into the masks.

[MrSingoringo]

that was the worst zombie ive ever seen

[MilitaryForcesVideos]

The movie was Produced by Uwe Boll in a Quiet Town?

[skatendestroy99]

1:30 smile for the camera!

[TheMetal802]

I think freddiew has much better animation

[HeartOfInsanity]

finnaly a new zombie movie

[ryanshedy]

wow another film about zombies... how many more stories can you make out of dead people rising up!!

[crimes1997]

crap trailer

[lotrcrazy1]

Now THIS I can masturbate to...

[Cookieofdoom]

Saw trailer - Decent... Not zombies, more like mutants..

Saw Description - Produced by UWE BOLL... Laught - Clicked Thumb Down - Went back to watching LPs...

[henzrof]

its ok,i wasnt planning on sleeping tonite

[MarinaEquine]

at 2:15 kinda looks like they are about to do a dance, lol

[lolzinccc]

@MarinaEquine It's obvious that it's gonna be a dance battle...

[bobbybimson]

@MarinaEquine hahahaha thriller



[bhabooshka]

@MarinaEquine : I was waiting for "Every day am shufflin' wop wop wop woop woop..."

[bestbray]

No me gustaron como hisieron los dientes a los zombies =C pero todo lo demas se ve genial

[LengyelNandor]

Uwe Boll. No thanks.

[MarjieGirl33]

Left for Dead 3?

[avaharry]

@MarjieGirl33 make me he favor xD

[Lomir]

TOGETHER WE CAN DO IT AGAINST "Produced by UWE BOLL"

[mcondah1]

This looks like a really bad video game lol

[TheStickFigureGuys]

I whip ma hair back and forth..

[jakman1242]

this is what happens when you try to make a zombie movie off of a 5 dollar salary

[Avenger4343]

jesus christ eat shit Change the name of the movie title i was expecting something better when i typed in Zombie Massacre

[km09km08]

The explosion wasn't any good, ther i agre, but ther eyes didn't bader me at all.

So lets wait until we seen it, before we agree that the movie sucks!

[PACMANnot]

The eyes are too human and the explosion sucked.

[scrambler1961]

Wer lesen kann ist klar im Vorteil!

 Die Regie führen Marco Ristori und Luca Boni

und nicht UWE BOLL!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jayy2Waveee]

when this happens irl i want to be with Dempsey, Nikolai, Takeo, and Richtofen

[xxxALB91xxx]

lol a new stupid movie by italy xD

[MrThePandaman]

Terrible CGI, amazing makeup. WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU?

[m3l3ca]

whi italiani speaki withi thei letter I ini everi wordi?

[jj5x5fan1]

THERE SO MUCH LAG!!!!

[alexnikgram]

Haha stupid old adobe after effects explosion. I think theres someone to make it better than Uwe Boll

[troykroon]

2.22 mins must you see the ears hahaha normal ears

[LoU762]

@troykroon and what a nice set of teeth !

[Vinhaay]

@troykroon THE CURE! IT'S IN THE EARS!

[LegoHaloProductions9]

It's Hard to tell if it's a fan-made teaser or not because of the explosion at 0:31 O_o

[C0mPlexGames]

@troykroon LOL

[diktator666]

This makes me want to start an insurance company that provides dentist and hairstylist coverage for the zombies XD Kickass teaser, guys! Keep up the good work!

[sharkwaffle]

at 1:30 is product placement for toothpaste

[pancraselondon]

I like it.

[ramsayschannel]

Anyone know what music this is?

[JeffHanneman82]

@ramsayschannel

The music was made exclusively for the teaser

[ramsayschannel]

@JeffHanneman82 shame, im sure i've heard it before.

[comicguy00]

omg, those effects!! so bad. one-man youtube channels have better effects than that!

[80sCoolDude]

BTW: Zombie Massacre is not based on some Amiga Doom clone! It's based on a Wii design by 1988 Games!

[80sCoolDude]

@AngryAtTechnology75 Not just titties, but zombie titties!

[BlackPirat007]

Uwe Boll... you aren't good director...sorry

[CreamoFilms]

@BlackPirat007 He didn't direct this

[Makoma75]

The directors are a gay couple.

This explains a lot of things.

[ReviewKillers]

@Makoma75 Such as? (I didn't know that your sexual preference affects movie-making. Hm, guess you learn something everyday, oh wait it doesn't).

[Makoma75]

@ReviewKillers Yes it is. The world is a weird place. :) But look, my comment was positive.

[27011984]

Ob dieser Uwe Boll Film was taugt? also ich hab mir mal das Speil für den Amiga angesehen und es ist eigentlich nur ein billiger Klon von Doom.

[vTheFreemanv]

Boll's to this!

[KNIGHTSPECTERZ]

THAT DUDE NEEDZ A DENTIST

[AngryAtTechnology75]

TITTIES @ 1:41

[250ccBenji]

BOOBIES! oh wait.... no... no boobies :(

Where'd all the extra teeth come from?

[PullsN0Punches]

I laughed my ass off. ...Oh wait, this isn't a comedy? FUCK.

[AngryAtTechnology75]

@PullsN0Punches its a UWE BOWELL movie.. it is a comedy.. in some sense..

[Scratshouille]

@AngryAtTechnology75 That's not a Uwe boll movie, he just gave the money to the two directors who made this movie :) He didn't direct it or write it :)

[rossmat707]

a little bit overkill on the slow motion there Uwe..... makes it comical rather than dramatic

[Scratshouille]

@rossmat707 Uwe Boll did not direct this :) And a dramatic zombie movie is better than a comical zombie movie ( except Shaun of the dead and Planet Terror :D )

[rossmat707]

@Scratshouille I think you read my comment wrong. Over the top slow motion creates unintentional humor and makes this feel like a parody of zombie/action movies.

and attaching his name to the movie (implying he has some sort of creative influence) garuntees a low level of quality

[Scratshouille]

@rossmat707 Oh yeah sorry I didn't get you comment xD Sorry about that

[Winstonchurchill131]

Are they zombies or demons?

[mikecacho1]

those gas masks make them look like they have huge noses

[saraceno73]

Niente da fare, non è per niente convincente , meglio che si limitino a fare i film commedie sentimentali, le action movie , sci-fi, horror ecc..meglio che lascino a qualcun altro ...

[myers82]

@saraceno73 per me è convincente eccome, e poi è meglio che le commedie di merda come quelle di Moccia non vengano prodotte MAI PIU'

[saraceno73]

@myers82

In che cosa ti convince? Più che zombie sembrano mutanti, il soggetti infetti muoiono per poi risvegliarsi con l'unico istinto, cibarsi delle carni dei vivi, sinceramente è la prima volta che vedo un zombie - mutante che si straccia le vesti in posa da agonia .

I militari, mai visto soldati in zona di quarantena mettersi in posa stile guerra napoleoniche aspettando l'arrivo delle fauci infette .



[myers82]

@saraceno73 è un TEASER TRAILER, queste scene non ci saranno nel film, i teaser trailer sono trailer di presentazione fatti per mostrare a grandi linee di che tratta il film, quando uscirà il trailer ufficiale allora si potrà avere un idea più chiara sulla trama ecc... in ogni caso i trucchi a me sembrano ottimi, la fotografia pure . Poi certo ormai criticare a priori è la prassi, io aspetto di vederlo prima di giudicare. Cmq degustibus :-)

[johan308gt]

Make-up looked great but the CGI was amateur at best.

Uwe Boll doesn't make it seem any less crap but the trailer was stylish.

[mintspace]

Oh man. Of all the times for her to remove her clothes



[battie07]

graphics are soooo bad.

[syande1]

Uwe Boll == Szar !!!!!! :D

[timmm123321]

OH NEIN! HÖRT DER DENN NIE AUF?! =(

[eliaskwas]

zombie looks like freddie krüger :DD

[JoeEichLester]

Interessante il make-up della zombie. Un po' meno tutti 'sti rallenty e le pose... Insomma, non sapevo che gli zombies si sparassero le pose, levandosi la camicetta e agitando al vento la chioma come nella pubblicità di uno shampoo... Comunque, a parte gli scherzi (sequenze volontariamente ironiche sono una cifra stilistica di un certo tipo di horror, vedi Carpenter), un applauso ai due registi che sono riusciti nell'impresa di emanciparsi dall'asfittico circuito cinematografico italiano!

[Exilis]

Pretty poor.

[Pinkpopian]

Corridor Digital short movies look more realistic...

[imthebestyour2nd]

LOL Uwe Boll. PASS.

[zikkonn]

this will be a movie ??

[TheNightsMoon]

Oh wow, that was awesome.

[bakukkisforever]

INCREDIBILE E MERAVIGLIOSO IL MAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!! MAI VISTA UNA COSA DEL GENERE IN ITALIA

[UZZIEMAN13]

Those things look so fucking disgusting

[aapmadness666]

Those dont looks like zombies, those are like mutants or freaks, but still looks very scary, I WANNA SEE IT

[blendastompa]

Uwe Boll as producer? This is very very scary not these zombies...

[adfadfasfasfafs]

At the begining, trailer was 20 sec long !

[myers82]

mitico, massima fiducia in questi due giovani registi, Eaters a me è piaciuto parecckio

[Triplethor1]

spero che questo film sia meglio dell'ultimo film che ha girato il regista che era abbastanza imbarazzante.

[bakukkisforever]

@Triplethor1 forse non hai visto gli ultimi film horror indipendenti italiani... in confronto Eaters sembra un colossal

[Triplethor1]

@bakukkisforever Ho visto Eaters è un film ridicolo ma 6 giorni sulla terra BATTE TUTTI COME BRUTEZZA.

[EXTERMINETOR]

@Triplethor1 Eeaters, considerando il budget limitato e origine italiana. è più che buono, m'è piaciuto, non bellissimo, ma per nulla brutto.

Gli ultimi film "horror" italiani fanno tutti schifo. Solo gente che crede di poter sfondare in questo genere ormai diventato "di moda".

Questo teaser è affascinante perché mostra qualcosa mai vista prima, considerando che c'è Uwe Boll (non ottimo, ma già ha avuto a che fare con questo genere) spero non finisca per far schifo.

[TheChristophercrespo]

i love the trailer! i can feel the true darkness . nice. if you guys need props look me up.

[OshMMf]

Lulwe Bloll

[zZombified]

not Uwe Boll

[TheAdhiboy]

Everything was like, slow, man.