Karl Pilkington 3 minute wonder - Health

[seanoh1991]

how did i miss these?

[TheMetalCat]

Is it just me, or did Jason Manford (Mancunian comedian) tell exactly the same joke as Karl about the breathing class, only years afterwards?

[bestsupportingactor1]

He wants solutions to problems that don't exist though. Like with the paint, im sure if he looked hard enough Karl could of found a builders merchant or somewhere that sold paint. Hes just lazy, if you listen to the podcasts you'd know that. And the thing about theres more gyms because of gay people is rubbish, people just wanna look after there bodys thats all. I love Karl but he does talk shite, most of the time. Its endearing to hear some of his theories about life, but, honestly its drivvle

[happyhappy85]

@bestsupportingactor1 He's a comedian man it's not to be taken seriously. He doesn't actually think like that.

[AartyMc]

@happyhappy85 your most definetly wrong. He isn't a comedian

[happyhappy85]

@AartyMc Are you kidding me? Man that co hosts a comedy radio podcast and has a comedy tv show isn't a comedian?

[AartyMc]

@happyhappy85 Being a comedian involves will. Keep that in mind, that's the main theme of this comment. He is merely present as a person on these things.

If you were to get in and video a dog and it done something funny, would you call it a comedian? I don't think so.

I'm fairly certain that Karl got annoyed when someone called him comedian once. Shows that his ambitions aren't to be funny or comedic, just trivial goings on.

[happyhappy85]

@AartyMc Nah, he's a sort of actor, I can tell. It's possible I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure. Some of the comments he makes he's clearly said before, most of it probably comes from the top of his head but there's definitely some comedic wit about it. I think he's alot smarter and puts on stupididy for comic effect. He writes loads of funny books as well.

[AartyMc]

@happyhappy85 His life seems way too perfectly shaped for him to be faking the most part of it. I'm not saying he doesn't try to be funny occasionally, but most of the things he says are manifested from pure honesty and a poor filter.

[PaperTreeMusic]

@happyhappy85 Definitely. He knows fine well what he's doing. He's just the "driest" comedian ever.

[AartyMc]

@bestsupportingactor1 Your a bigger idiot than him.

[JohnMRay]

I'd kill for a weekly Pilkington Video Diary... Google make it happen! >:o

[rockstarrist]

I never use this word and today I am gonna say it : "genius". It's just lucky Ricky isn't this funny. If he had been, we wouldn't have known Karl.

[Freemeverse]

Utter genius.

[DoubleLatte13]

When was the last time you saw a Tortoise getting a heart attack?

[caligura]

You forgot about Tank-balling Karl sweetie geezer bloke

[frantzxghost]

i am 32, i think i've got the hang of it.

[tattyrumble82]

how many star jumps can you do?

[TobeUK]

wow karl, speaking absolute bollocks once again lol- bless you :P

[Nogert]

Regardless of what people say, Karl always delivers with his jokes with brilliant imaginative punchlines.

[809Ollie]

ha ha drink water and he doesnt so he got a kidney stone.. idiot

[libzyloo123]

I thought his kitchen sink was in front of the window!

[TheFadedfool]

@161angie Yup, I think he manages by just being so entirely un-self-aware. He's certainly not dumb, but he has a world view so entirely originating from his own perception of things, it's hilarious when it comes out.

hah just re-watched it- "it's not like that" "FORGET IT"

He really does get away with it, doesn't he?

I think he might be the only under-75 year old that could get away with eating breakfast without pants in Denny's, and manage to thoroughly rationalize it at that

[bedeesey]

@TheFadedfool hmm...seems pretty self aware to me..you even admitted it right after you said he wasn't

[spore0808]

"the reason there are so many gyms in london is because of the amount of gay people there are here now"....... HAHAHA GENIUS

[TheFadedfool]

I'm 32, I think I got the hang of it

[DuzAndyKnow]

Karl is the funniest fool in the world, there's no doubting. Better than the moron I question at my channel, BUT if you have some time over after seeing Pilkington, I suggest you take a look at my channel and see if you like my similar study into the brain of my friend Andy. Of everything, I can only mostly compare it to the work Ricky does with Karl, yet Andy is his own person (meaning far more stupid in his ideas) and this is not a copy of the Ricky/Karl thematic. It's just Andy being...Andy.

[CounterNerd]

we need more gay people in america and sweden

[PilkingtonLogic]

The cartoon pic of the guy wanking over the top of the mirror at the end, is probably the best promotional logo I've ever seen! LOL :D

[jokedejojo]

@PilkingtonLogic It's Russell Brand's production company. He isn't wanking, he's peeing on the streets. There's a clip somewhere on youtube of a young Russ doing precisely that! He was on drugs though...

[djmetric123]

If you drank more water you wouldn't be getting so many kidney stones. Head like a fucking orange.

[superultramegamighty]

Stop quoting we all saw tge video

[bensimps123]

@superultramegamighty "dont know where there getting the paint from "

[superultramegamighty]

@bensimps123 "oh"

[dburlein]

Karl's kitchen looks nice with especially good tiling work. Well done, Karl.

You are a legend.

[EshnehGaming]

Christ De Burgh

[starbuck17]

@EshnehGaming De-Trout Spinners?

[krankie3]

"you should have 7 pints of water a day... and you wonder why theres a water drought on" hahaa fucking brilliant!

[Tyler07Jay]

"Classes, teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it."

[unknownshadow1993]

lol he got kidney stones for not drinking enough water.

[maplekillaz]

OMG ITS MONKEY BOY FROM AN IDIOT ABROAD

[TheMassAnnoyance]

"She said "No, it's not like tha-" I said "forget it!""

[conmadigan]

"I don't know where they get the paint from"

[ubitcumajkemi]

@conmadigan not from center of London they dont... :D

[RJREID1992]

I've come to the conclusion that you shouldn't drink when listening to Karl Pilkington. The amount of times I've spat mouthfuls everywhere is ridiculous!

[solidblood]

your tlkin shit again....complete bollox

[6NoHope9]

@solidblood

actually he isn't really.

[Weeble68]

...I don't know where they're getting the paint from?! LMAO!

[BobGeorgeAU]

Karl is a fucking comedic genius. That last line just killed me, "I don't know where they got the paint from". Fucking genius.

[rumprider69]

@BobGeorgeAU Swearing makes you cooler

[Nukkro]

Listening to Karl sometimes results in having to rewind, to know exactly what he's saying.

Fuckin' smart I say.

[RebelDJ08]

bald manc shaven chimp-like buffoon twat , with a head like a f***ing orange

[wpfairbanks]

"moosely an'that"

[SexyMonkey620]

I don't think I could ever get enough of Karl Pilkington!! I walk my dog listening to the podcasts and I'll suddenly realize I've been walking for 2 hrs, lol. Karl, Ricky Gervais & Steve Merchant make me wish I was British =) I don't think I've ever laughed at 3 people harder!! Trust me... WATCH AND LISTEN TO AS MUCH KARL PILKINGTON, RICKY GERVAIS & STEVE MERCHANT AS YOU CAN =)

[JessieNapleton]

Kinda funny him talking about not drinking water, when later on he is in hospital for stones.

[themorningson]

Knowledge is hassle

[yersubconscious]

I like how the top suggested vid is "Les Miserables".  He always looks unhappy. Love it!

[Markofsatan]

'I'm 32 I think I've got the hang of it" - genius!

[bradysiemensuper]

Eh Karl? You put muscle on to improve your chances of getting fanny..... It always helps to look after yourself.

[wesleysnipessss]

"look at the tortoise it never rushes about yet lives to be about 250 years old" hahaha

[GOODBYE1209]

when's the last time you heard of a tortoise having a heart attack, it doesn't happen.....?! hysterical!!!! Friggen Karl you brought a hearty laugh into my life today. Thanks mate.

[godkingRoss]

she said: "nooo, it's not like..."

i said: "forget it"

[seansalvador1]

I like the "I don't know where they get their paint from" line at the end!

[cipher656james]

and they wonder why there's a drought on!

[1988NickF]

Oh my God, he's SO FUNNY!

[sirbestnameever]

idiot abroad

[ivorbigonee]

i used to go to that swimming pool, oasis.

[PartyKingBoy]

I love the fact that in this video he's complaining about people telling him to drinkwater and then a couple months later he gets a kidney stone.

[TheBoooobs]

im 32 years old i think i got the hang of it !! lol !!!!!

[PistolPeteUKR]

Karl Pilkington is just a comedy genius acting dumb.

[PowerfulDragon]

when did all these originally air?

[siskavard]

1 person has a head like a fucking orange

[Readyoulikeabook]

when was the last time you seen a tortoise have a heart attack?

[ikilleduku]

I've got a signed picture of his bald head, it's fucking priceless...

[battlescar45]

"I don't where they're getting the paint from..."

The mans a genius

[TheHovercroft]

i dont know where their getting the paint from. ahahahaha class!

[AHPMB]

I love these stories about how people try to sell Karl things on the street and just end up infuriated by his thickness.

[Churchy2188]

I could listen to him all day. The XFM stuff is fantastic.

[gluetubeserver]

im nah' avin a go

[Gelo1305]

lol. Ironically he got kidney stones because he didn't drink enough water.

[ChristopherDone]

@Gelo1305 was gonna say the same thing, haha.

[thatkindofguy234]

i want karl pilkington to go on I'm a celebrity get me out of here so he can eat a nob at night!

[CoolSliminns]

THUMBS UP if you want to squeeze his fucking bald round head!!!!! CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[alexx123ify]

his head is a world Wonder never mind a 3min 1

[91Holdem]

everytime he says "im not having ago but...." usually followed by brilliance

[mannekinjohn]

Doctor said... Give hime some.... Parents blood... The Manc bald twat!

[ghostwhiskey]

whenever he says"im not havin a go"he usually is,its like the british equivelant of "no offence"

[mutillidie]

@ghostwhiskey British equivelant? He is british

[ghostwhiskey]

@mutillidie i know,that was my point

[Petersalmonater]

Dabs84 is joking, its what some women said on one of the podcasts refering to this video

[iiiMBAMiii]

"When's the last time you've heard of a tortoise having a heart attack?"

[broderD1]

This guys philosophy is out of this world lol !!>

[crazyrockboy]

"I'm not 'avin a Go." I love that little phrase =D

[baughskeet]

LOOK AT THAT ROUND FUCKING HEAD. BALD TWAT! love him!!!!

[norton1360]

@ Dabs84 don't you mean 3 mins

[baughskeet]

@norton1360 No, it's from the podcasts...Some chick named Wendy wrote into a paper complaining about him lol

[Dabs84]

Who is Karl Pilkington and why have I just wasted 5 minutes of my life listening to some of his cretinous thoughts on YouTube?

[airey01]

@Dabs84 Oh alright then lets listen to Wendeys little program when they put that on, sick off her!!

[wizzization]

@airey01 genius!

[baughskeet]

@Dabs84 LMAO!

[iiiMBAMiii]

@Dabs84 Why have you wasted 5 minutes of your life watching him? I'd guess it was because you watched the video, then apparently watched the first 1 minute and 39 seconds and typed your comment.

[woody4114]

@Dabs84 hahaha

[angela1799]

@Dabs84 gotta 'ave your critics!!!

[nelsonsilk]

phylosophy

[jameslfc11]

5p to kill a turtle

[12345l6789]

'i dont know where they're gettin' the paint from' followed by the hollowest most innocent yet dumbstruck look i've ever seen. brilliant.

[kpasstn]

"she said no it's not like....FORGET IT!" LOL

[drdoomandchums]

"when was the last time time you heard bout a tortoise havin a heat attack" going to remeber that one

[chocho296]

ABSOLUTE GENIUS.

[fifafelipe]

"im 32 i think i have the hang of it" kp

[thom9434]

fuckin genius

[nepwebTycoon]

I'm not having a go or anything but didn't he have a kidney problem because he didnt drink enough water? Wonder what he thinks about is now.

[BadashaZeus]

0:52 looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooool

[cooperjc8]

haha yeah this is it

[hackum1]

You're muscly!

[rollituplightitup85]

his ultimate catchphrase knockin about

[KatieBarber]

@rollituplightitup85 and "I'm not 'avin a go"

[rollituplightitup85]

@KatieBarber  yer lol

[MissMMP1990]

I think I just heard Karl doing the voice over for this Polycell DIY crack filler thing on TV!!

[maxmufc93]

@MissMMP1990 i noticed that. isit karl?! its been bugging me

[mranderson1981]

alright?

[its0ver9ooo]

gyms, do we need um?

[HellsHighwayTrooper]

weird innit.

[jaday89]

knob news.

[oXIdizzyIXo]

baldy manc twat got a head like a fucking orange

[spazmonkey92]

Fuck off you dozy prick

[lunacywishes123]

i'm not avin a go

[smoothmover100]

LMAO "whens the last time you see a tourtoise havin an heart attack"

[midgetsean]

What i love is that even though he sounds so fucking manc and thick, alot of his observations are spot on. I love the bald twat

[EliteXfp]

@midgetsean Nothing wrong with us Mancs, faggot.

[TA83]

He looks particularly chimp-like in this one. :P

[account98]

"i dont know where they're gettin the paint from"

[enrsjon2]

"you never drink enough water"

probably why ya got kidney stones mr dilkington!

[Murdie118]

what a bloody legend.

"i could eat a knob at night"

[danglenuts]

what a fucking round headed gimp

[rioisaduck]

a head like a fucking orange!

[shune84]

:DD comedy genius!!!

[rkdtre]

My favourite '3 minute wonder'. I love his awkward face expression when he says he's not looking out for them regarding the muscle guys at the gym.

[talbotMcdirt]

my all time favourite karl Pilkington line... "I saw a Bee 'ave an 'artattack

[ihab1000]

"i dono where theyre getting the paint from?"

genius.

[ankirsen]

"I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it..."

[Zed1967]

2:44

''When's last time you heard about a tortoise having a heart attack? Doesn't 'appen.''

ROFLMFAO XD

[soccerguy130]

how many starjumps you can do lol

[scenic456]

Tombil obviously has about as much sense of communal humour as an onion!

[MattTheWeezard]

karl probably went to paintball and asked them for paint... bless his heart!

[SpamSpu]

The most misinformed 3 minutes that has ever been broadcast on television

[AJA7784]

ha ha ha ha

[Kimbercakes]

i can't believe they gave him 3 minutes on TV.

...it should have been much more.

[tylr322]

they need to make half hour shows of karl just expressing his thoughts and ricky annoying him through out the show

[GNRule123]

@Kimbercakes big brothers been canceled... so C4 should use the spots to record karl pilkingtons life

[firehill56]

@Kimbercakes and then an idiot abroad was born

[tombilbow]

Why is everyone quoting what he just said??

yes I just heard it, i don't need it repeating...

[garethkeenan4]

agreed

[tylr322]

no, not agreed i want to see others favourite bits too

[reasonformirrors]

I like knowing what other people's favorite parts are.

[jjeffs07]

"we shouldnt be wasting heart beats by running around and lifting weights and that" haha

[MFDuggan]

Bless him! A little moron with a head like a fuckin' orange. He's a work of comic genius!

[CfOme]

lol "the reason theres so many gyms in london is because of the amount of gay people here"

[themurge]

god he's hillarious

[tommaddox]

"I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it." Genius!

[foremanskate]

Karl Pilkington is a genius!

[jellyfishslapper]

i'm well annoyed he ent doing any bodcasts anymore.

[justblissgraceful]

'how many star jumps can you do?'

[Raymiiii]

i dunno where they get ther paint from..oh my god... funniest thing ever!!:L

[freq32]

whens the last time you've heard of a tortoise havin' a heart attack? doesn't happen.

[calumlittle]

Theres more gyms cos of gays and that.

Karl for Prime Minister

[Archigearour]

"Classes teaching you how to breathe... I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it."

[Gsus1988UK]

Karl = Legend!

Haha he paid the price though for not drinking water when he got kidney stones! Now I watched the extras on FAME by Ricky Gervais and in his short film he is walking round with a 2 litre bottle of water.

[ilovetomong]

2.25 hahaha

[rafflehey]

he's got a head like a fucking orange

x x x

[mamapus]

"They're telling us we should drink 7 pints of water a day... then they wonder why there's a water droubt on."

Long live Karl Pilkington.

[TheMetalCat]

Classes teaching you how to breathe...

I'm 32 I think I've got the hang of it

[angrytubby]

My Dad's 60 odd and i've never seen him drink a pint of water.

haha

[Headcrabb]

After hearing that I had this crazy desire to just drink a whole bucket of water

[jamper100]

so so good i love this, those one liners...."where they gettin the paint from"