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  • sorry but if the sun exploded you would be the 1st and only person to die:)

  • i think she's just being funny...let's not take it too seriously...

  • i like you . . .

    very funny... and intense

    plus i'm trying to learn japanese so, it's cool

  • o_o"...wauw.

  • wow...you guys are so wrong. this is funny shit.

  • get rid of this accent :(

  • Drop the stupid "instense" act, Emily. It's really annoying. How anyone can watch a whole video of yours is beyond me.

  • 10 points for mentioning haruhi! seaon 2 ftw :D

  • 10 points for mentioning haruhi! season 2 ftw :D

  • 10 points for mentioning haruhi! season 2 ftw :D

  • At 4:29 Emily gives everyone a double shocker!

  • godammit this bitch is lame. She knows good japanese though.

  • LOL....are u on passive ADD?? lol u gotta chill, when u say a senstence u say it slowly not Super fast.. u are suppose to teach lol

  • ur like the clone a dude i know exept he's not so white. Not as much cabbage i guess

  • omg if u ate cabbage 3x a day..... you'd have really narly gas. im just sayin. ^_~

  • im an idiot. how do you start this video?

  • i want to learn japanese with u in your bed!!!

    and shoot ur foot and watch u scream in pain and laugh...!

    i luv u <3

  • man, you have that face that kinda needs to be punched. sorry.

  • ossan is a word to say privately.

    bad manners dude.

  • you do got bags under your eyes

  • yah yah yah!!

  • なんだかご機嫌が悪いな...

  • i like her at the beginning but then something happen ..i guest i am just to old

    anyway a got the perfect advice for you amyri chan !! make your videos not longer than 2 1/2 minutes and i congratulate you for your fluency

  • If the sun exploded it would be a desperate situation ^_^

  • Can you teach us how to bow ? Im starting at a Japanese company and havent met any of the Japs yet.... How you bow ??? I think a low cut top would enhance a bowing video ... A back view of the bow in a short short skirt would be verry helpfull... Ja matashta..

  • Osangs sound cool

  • Nice, your fine tuning your characters it seems. Love the smile on your first, bubbly char, then your expression after the maid bs you said. You're getting good emily! You'll be hitting J-TV soon! (well idk about that)

    がんばってください!

  • mano y mano means hand in hand in spanish for you people that dont know lol yasuragi homyz!

  • you need a few more hours of mee mees.

  • lol the guy in the back with this leg haha

  • かわいい女の子を....' と愛がまったく下がる

  • ur lessons are worthless... i learn more watching drama and anime then listening to you....dont even put up lessons at all.

  • 白菜はキャベツではないと思うw

  • i dont get where all the hatred from some of these viewers comes from...

    hahah

    i think most of you are clinically simpleminded and

    are not able to understand exaggerations and sarcasm.

    I am not here to defend "applemilk1988" but I am really

    annoyed by everybody's negative comments. Just live your lifes... She is happily living her life and she obviously cares very little about your asshole-ish comments.

    paz

  • Okay wait...

    My awsome healthy Cabage is really bothersom, because its in my apartment fridge and it sends me emails about old perverts.

    I'm so fucking confused, and your scaring me!

  • Endlessly entertaining.

  • hello everyone i really like this channel and your videos are intresting

    i hope you keep up with your videos

    if you have some time check out my channel bye for now

  • Hi, Emily...It's amazing you can speak Japanese. I'm thinking about learning it myself....what can I say, you inspire me. Keep on making those lessons.

  • another great vid emily :]

  • you're so difficultly difficult to adore as much as I do adore you, but at the same time i'm just a lonely mid west lad who's bothering a japanese/english supersutar...aww, whats the point...i'll just reach for the stars and see if I can wrap myself up in your blanket of sarcasm....otaku otaku otaku...

  • まじ?私のすきなアニメは涼宮ハルヒですよ!

  • is like a model

  • mano i mano?

    i'm german and i have no idea what you wanted to say =D

  • mano y mano is spanish, I believe.

    which is is why she said german

    she was trying to be funny.

  • its latin, mano e mano, man to man. It was a joke lol

  • Is spanish a bad one,Mano A Mano is right for one by one.

  • man oh man ...

  • she so loves coffie :0) greetings from Croatia

  • yikes girl, one day you'll look back at these vids and cringe.

    The ironic thing is- making vids in a coffee shop is about as far from being Japanese as you can get- probably made the whole coffeeshop uncomfortable. You show classic symptoms a lot of gaijin get when they first discover Japan and all the flattery and politeness goes to their head. big ego, self-centered illusions about how cool you are because you speak a little more Japanese than other foreigners, etc.

  • oh snap!

  • It is really easy to hate you.

  • yeahh!!! some people don't know the meaning of the word "sarcasm" these days... as I can see here.

  • Emily...you're amazing lol

  • you sound so fake when you speak english and every word you say seems sarcasm

  • キャベツ & 白菜 are two different vegetables.

  • I like the hat. Makes me want a cool hat.

  • well someone's got an attitude! XD

  • a lot of people don't get your sarcasm, huh?

    haaaa... pity.

    Your vids are really funny!

  • Pikachu isn't out of the bag. He's out of the pokeball. Ever notice the Google Chrome icon looks like a pokeball?

    Nihongo o naratte imasu. And I kinda understood your cabbage sentence. Nice.

  • LOL

  • god i hate and love you so much at the same time

  • "hey emily can i be your best friend?"

    sigh. lol

    どうして。。。-_-

  • hey im curious as to what camera you use to make your videos

  • that is a badass hat

  • ahem... y did i click on it again...

    its cus ur cute..

    i have no interest whatsoever in Japanese or watever comes outta ur mouth..

    big deal... i know 6 languages..

  • you used to be hot. what happened?

  • wow, if you compare yourself to your first video you've changed alot, not in a bad way, it's almost like your fans have been able to watch you grow up or something. ♥

  • wapanese ftw XD

  • you guys are dumb for getting mad at her joking around. Shes joking around and youre gonna get all pissed? its quite sad if her comments (that are jokes) affect you enough to get you angry.

  • HA HA! TOO MUCH EPICNESS TO COMMENT... oh wait i just did! THANKS EMILY!

  • What's the character for the "dirty old man"? I want to see if it's the same in Chinese!

    That's a much less essential-to-daily-life word than "cabbage," "costume (clothing)," or "perplexed"

    ... or is it?

  • emily, welcome back!  I'm so glad you are doing this style again, it's wonderful!

  • Omg yay Haruhi is such a good anime!

  • わー

    すごい!!

    öld sçhööl that is me </br>

  • still funny after all these years apple. great stuff. although your first couple of lessons are hard to beat. now, please get bobby valentine a new contract. arigatoooooooooo! jya ne!

  • Emily you are awesome

  • LOL Rider style! Was that message for me?

  • You look tired!

  • jus cuz your white doesnt make your skin healthy;P

  • I'm going to start eating cabbage 3 times a day...

  • ああ、その喫茶店にいる全員がお前を迷惑だと思ってるよ。

  • Check out school rumble when you get done with Haruhi. I was looking for other comedy Anime's and found a few and school rumble was one. Pretty hilarious.

  • Hahaha! You so crazeh ^_^

  • Thanks. I found someone who translated the videos and subtitled them. Pretty cool, but I will start learning japanese someday.

  • I'm sorry I'm an idiot. ;_;

  • The bit about a animal in my brain made me think of a flesh boring worm.

    It was sweet.

  • I have got to say you have a great ENGLISH! vocabulary. You sound English and you can pronounce every word correctly.

    I hope you can spell English as well i.e colour not color.

  • From a small cafe with a friend holding the camera, to a tripod with high definition. You've truly come a long way. Another wonderful and "Pretty Intense" Lesson Emily, very funny. My only beef with you is that with your career and job demanding your attention, you are too, too busy to make this wonderful videos.... However, posting this one means you haven't forgot your old fans who've enjoyed your pretty intense videos, thank you. :)

  • pretty sure shes not a dude

    mano a mano isnt german its spanish.

    good stuff homie g..lol

  • The MELANCHOLY of haruhi suzamya ruleZ

  • omg! u just started watching The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya? :O

    and yes, that show is hilarious!

    but ur too slow!!

    jkjk...

  • can you make there be youtube gathering in las vegas july 24-31 2009?

  • The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya was my favorite anime, I've known it forever!

  • hahah good stuff!  japanese is so crazy 8) but so am I so thats why I love it!!

  • I'd soooo survive an exploding sun...

  • Yay! I liked this video quite a bit. It seems a step up from some of the recent ones. :)

  • I'm interested in your hat than your Japanese!

    Im intrerested in your fancy hat than your japanese!This talk was a trivial topic.

    By the way,

    You are attracted to work in the film?

    Do you have a research and study of the film?

    4字熟語 一念発起 一件落着 一刀両断

    凄いネ!絶対絶命なんて・・・知ってるなんて!

  • Can you dig it?

  • 20 is oldschool.. arg! being 27 makes me sad.

  • I think its Spanish not German.

    The one about the old gesers will be useful to me next year when I'm working at the retirement home in Japan. Thanks, Emily!

  • I think mano e mano is spanish, not german.

    That old geser phrase will come in useful next year when I'm working at the retirement home in Japan. Thanks, Emily!

  • holy shit ur annoying

  • Nice anime choice.

  • lol I was wondering if you really eat a lot of cabbage, because you do look hot and healthy. o.o

  • You all waste your time trying to learn Japanese, Unless you teach english in Japan, they won't hire foreigners for other jobs. It's very discriminatory there, why set yourself up for a disappointing life?

  • You've just now discovered Haruhi?

  • Ossu Emily-chan! Long time, first time.

    How do you say, "Como se dice" in Nihongo?

  • hahaha, we must have the same kind of humour...except you seem to be making up on the spot...and I didn't find it as funny as your japanese. cute!

  • I ate cabbage 3 times yesterday and I didn't become white like you. You should put up a disclaimer to let people know the cabbage thing doesn't work on black people.

  • haruhi season 2 our =D

  • i have never never never seen any girl more sarcastic then you emily.

    you are ridiculously sarcastic.

    don't you care about other people's feelings?

  • Your camera is really good.

  • Are horses truly healthy?

  • "Im cool like that." "Im nice like that" and the fuckin way u explain it to us,the tone of ur voice i mean,it sounds like you think were fuckin stupid. First one simple word...Then a hella fast sentence. Jeez..

  • フフフフフフフ!私はだいすきですよ!

    you rock you deserve your subs. Seriously if i ever visit japan im buying you dinner for one week! as long as its under 5000yen per day......lol

  • You have healthy skin because it's white? Did you mean to say clear? You must have had a lapse in judgement when saying that.

  • Emily please dont turn into a fame-indulged, self-centered, and conceited jerk with the more videos you make.

    K thanks *Muah!

  • OMG! Emmily commented BACK! The SUN is gonna explode NOW!

    We all are going to DIE!!! And swine flu will not bother us anymore!

  • Stop hurting my self esteem.

  • hahahahahaa, not a lot of people have this type of humor :P, so yeah i love it.

  • I think you are freaking AWESOME!

  • would you like PLZ PLZ write all the words as hiragana (as well as kanji) after you say them - it would make it much easier to pronounce....

  • Maybe you were joking about this part, but anyway.

    You've bothered to learn another language to a great extent. Most of your American subscribers have not. That doesn't make them stupid.

  • Kureeji

  • Hmm... I don't know why, but somehow you sound arrogant. Maybe that's just because English isn't my mother tongue, but how you speak... sounds arrogant to me. Sorry ...

  • Im freakin rollin' this was like the best video in forever. it's all about like learning japanese, than about pervs, than animals in bags, and SpecialEffects...I love it! Emily, you freakin rock!!!

  • You're really really cool!! I like you very much.

    太陽が爆発したら絶体絶命!! 確かに。

    Do you know the word "パネェ". It's the abbreviated word of "半端ない". When you love someone, you can say "パネェくらいカレのことが好き". It's the slang phrase, so be careful for TPO.

  • tjhat crazy witch character thing in the robe looks like sakura. not that i've ever seen cardcaptors. because that woud be sad.

  • cabbage is a good one to know if you're with in Japan.... watch out for those ol'sons!

  • Hmm, i enjoyed this video, thank you. I've got a pimsler course for both japanise and spanish, im hoping to learn them both.

  • Hey applemilk, do you know the word "hyômen teki na hito?"

  • Be careful with eating too much cabbage, could be harmful to your thyroid in the long run.

  • Stop raiding the old people's home for headgear you quasi-japo pan handling bitch

  • こらこらw、キャベツと白菜は別の野菜ですよw

  • nihongo jouzu desune

    nihonjin no watasi yorimo jouzu kamo siremasen

  • That hat sucks. Srsly. Don't wear it ever again.

  • its funny how you can make so many people feel stupid.. I bet you love it :D i know i would.

  • oh, and you are 20 years by now!!

    happy belated b-day, emily!!

  • 何か嫌な事あったな。「外人」って子供に言われたか?(don'­t ask me what.)

  • 渋谷のセガフレで撮影してますね・・・・

  • I am iron man, di di di di di di di di di.

  • haha XD

  • School Rumble is hilarious too if you've never seen it.

  • haha wow "I don't think you can, but you can try." ..lol

    Oh and yea Haruhi is amazing, I watched it a year ago tho. XD Season 2 is out now.

  • テスト

  • i guess some ppl dont get your sense of humor, i was rofling at all your jokes

  • anyway you are so amazing !! at same time you speaks two language including Japanese and Eiglish !! How impossible !!

  • You're purdy.

    :3

  • Your humor makes all ur lessons that much enjoyable. Nice special FX.

  • Woohoo awesome video! These will come in handy next year!

  • your very funny when i go 2 college i will make sure i learn japanese maybe even live there

  • Gyu Kaku has great hakusai. Yamerarenai tomerarenai shiyo goma cabetsu.

    haha, audio preview sounds sounds crazy with romaji

  • hakusai is cabbage?

  • Yay! Hey Emily, can I be your best friend? Please? I will trade some pretty intense German lessons for Japanese or English ones :D lulz

    BTW mono e mono is not German.

  • I really don't think you and I would get along at all as friends. However, I'm pretty confidant you an my friend "Neko" would hit it off. You both have a nack for making up extremely random and yet amazing sentences in nihongo.

  • this is good stuff

  • wow so now i cant comment if i dont understand. like 1 sentence out of the whole lesson? now theres a comment approval? wtf? this is stupid

  • i got confused on the maewaku sentence i dint understand after u said maewaku ga. but i thought for mouth would be kuchi and for really would be homani or hontou ni.. please help thanks. that was the only one i got confused on by the way.

  • I love that anime!

  • i replayed the maewaku sentence over 100 times now and i dont know what u said after maewaku ga. i thought for mouth it would be kuchi and for really would be homani or hontou ni. please help thanks. that the only one i got confused at.

  • なんだかご機嫌が悪いみたいだな (^_^;)

  • 1:18m

    I speak German but i also don´t know what you just said. Maybe because it wasn German? oO

    Oh and that guy in the background has a very weird reading position.

  • Dude, I love you even more now.

    I finally decided to go my uncle's path, and become an English teacher in Japan.

    And though I really don't learn much from you, you are fucking hilarious xD

    Woo! Oh shizzle, Pikachu just zapped my cat again! Dame!

  • How does one go on route to become an english teacher in Japan? Applemilk1988: LOL, your so amazing. May i be your maid or cook?

  • I'm really disappointed that you've insulted your fans. you know, you should be grateful that people take interest in you. if you don't want messages, they why bother developing an internet personality? if its such a bother, then don't read them. and you can't expect all of your american fans to learn japanese instantly. not knowing a language doesn't make one stupid. I do hope your "fame" doesn't continue going to your head.

  • If you don't know Japanese, you don't know Japanese. Either ask for a translated transcript if you really care that much of what she's saying, or learn Japanese.

    It's like walking into a Spanish theater and complaining that you can't understand the movies in Spanish, simply because they show certain films in English as well.

    あなたの訛りすごいです。 学ぶをありがとうございます。

  • ... I think it was a joke, don't cry about it.

  • I guess you have no idea about her "Pretty Intense" personality... Sarcastic to the epic extreme.

    Btw, loved the vid! XD

  • This is her "intense" character she's been playing since she started. It's tongue firmly in cheek.

    (why am I explaining this...?)

  • :S

    How are you not getting the joke...?

    All of her videos are like this. It's why her fans are her fans.

  • I'm pretty sure most of the insults were sarcastic, don't get your knickers in a knot. You and I both know that applemilk1988 doesn't really think that highly of herself. It's a joke! (and I thought it was pretty funny ^^)

  • ... I agree.. This is very upsetting... I just commented on one of her last videos defending her against her no longer subbing her videos. I have learned very little Japanese with the amount of time I have, and to be called an idiot is just... I can't even explain this.. You really are seeming to think you are better than everyone else.. I'm sad.. -sniffles while unsubscribing-

  • So anyone who doesn't speak Japanese is an idiot you say? lol...

  • Sarcasm ftw?

  • >:3

  • i replayed the maewaku phrase like 100 times now. after u said maewaku ga i dint understand the word because. i thought kuchi was mouth and really could either be homani or hontou ni so im confused? please help..

  • Your pretty little face FTW.

  • ftw

  • Hahahahahaha, holy shit, people take you seriously, And also, anyone who doesn't aspire to speak japanese, is and idiot.

  • Sarcasm doesn't come across well on the internet. :(

  • Us Americans don't understand sarcasm the way you Japs don't understand the letter 'l'.

    OH SNAP NO HE DIDN'T!!!!

    Sorry I had to go that far.

  • I invented sarcasm. =D

  • no being to pick up sarcasm ftl

  • that´s why I love this vid