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  • ... is it okay to say that my dick hurts from looking at that?

  • 80s michael angelo batio kill the ass of this fucking, not only speed, also sounds good, because, this sound sucks hard

  • why do all these 200000000.00 bpm players all have shitty taste in music?

  • When he plays at 260 bpm he sounds like Buckethead

  • not now

  • No lie, seems fake but it's good stuff tho.! :D

  • OMG!!! O_O

  • awsome shit!

  • protest against the law soup ° ° (fingers is not o.o) => This is apart

  • @EpicToast101 thank you

  • it doesnt count because he was playing the same cord in different positions.

  • whats the name of this symphony  ????

  • @akerfeldtSam the march of the bees... or something like that :P

  • The is the lead guitarist of Dragonforce. Yes he really is this fast actually faster and he has been playing guitar since he was I think about 5 years old he started. If I remember correctly.

  • @theoswife wat the hell whyd u just make that up?

  • @theoswife fuckin tool stfu

  • Jokes on us, he was giving the whole world the finger.

  • i think the correct record to give him would be fastest guitar picking, because he is pretty much just sliding his hand not playing notes

  • @222nachoman obviously you do not know how the guitar works

  • dan donegan does this at 500bpm to exercise his fingers before a show :)

  • thats like what 8 strings?

  • The last girl that he fingered, died twice.

  • now i know who took my go kart!

  • damn...and here i thought it was like the Asian guy from Dragonforce

  • His sound is so fast that video is slower

  • he can masturbate so fast

  • This isn't guitar though, it's just noise ..

  • look at his strumming hand... he is giving you the finger

    like!!!

  • this guy is brazilian XD our proud

    Esse cara é brasileiro XD nosso orgulho

  • newnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnew­newnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnew­newnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnew­newnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnew­newnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnew­newnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnew­newnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnew­newnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnew­newnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnew­newnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnew­newnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnew­newnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnew­newnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnew­newnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnew­newnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnew­newnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnewnew­newnewnewnewnewnew!!

  • WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY­YYYYYYYYY to much time on his hands

  • 'In 20 years this guy will suffer the world's worst arthritis. So he'll have two world records.'

    Ah man, you are funny

  • i played that fast but then i took an arrow to the knee (?)

  • Damn, that shit is barely legible.

  • Flight of the bumblebee is the song

  • @LaszloIP thank you

    

  • @smarcaz666 Name*

    

  • Notice how he's sticking out the middle finger through out the entire song.

  • He is extremely fast, but no Shawn Lane.

  • i bet you his GF loves his right hand!!

  • whoah, he finished before the footage of him playing ended, thats fast

  • Fake!, Watch the guy in the background move at the same parts of each take.

  • Why is it that most of these speed players play the most God awful looking guitars?

  • It's like he's not even trying.

  • who gave Chuck Norris a guitar???!!!???

  • @wannabedrummerlol Please... Chuck norris would have done this in 40 seconds.

  • Might be fast but i did not like this.

  • FAKE TO NIE CHIŃCZYK!!!

  • This guy rules. He is one of very few that can play that clearly, that fast. Its like he doesnt even move his fingers!

  • Shawn Lane is still the best

  • Too much masturbation! xD

  • How come this shit sipper isn't famous then? Oh, maybe because he can play one thing with shitty tone and probably lives in his mom's basement!

  • sorry but whats the point in playing that fast...

  • first i was like pfeeeew what the fuck?? then i was like WHAT DA FUCK!!!! :DDDDD

  • wow

    

  • wow

    

  • Herman Li Teach With Him

  • Good but Zoltan Bathory is hell better.

  • at 4:00 i was looking for a bee in my room

  • HERMAN LI IS BETTER THAN THIS GUY

  • @LINTONISLIKABOSS yo i hate to burst ur bubble who ever u r but hemin li sucks ass he has all his shit sped up and if u would think anyone is good try lookin some paul gilbert up or george lynch

    just sayin though

  • I still reckon Batio is faster

  • Do some one now the thickness of his plektrum?

  • @Zuoil No but I can tell you the thickness of his penis.

  • I truly believe that some people are just wired differently from the rest of us. I mean, I'm sure that this fellow has put in countless hours of practice, but so have a lot of people, and none of them (including myself) will ever be able to accomplish this feat! This is really amazing! I'm not into speed playing just for the sake of it when I am listening to music, but again, this is just mind blowing!!

  • AYAWAN NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  • IF (and I do mean IF) this is real; then this guy has got some serious superhuman skills!! I've been paying close attention to things in the backround, and I'm not sure that it is not camera tricks. But, if it is not, then WOW, this is truly incredible!! P.S. Iunderstand that this is purely about physical skill and NOT musicality. So, on that level; HATS OFF TO YOU MY FREIND!

  • @MrBadcat09 this is the world record schredding.... why would they use camera tricks or cheat on it?

  • @TriviumGianni I don't actually think they did; I was just hoping so I wouldn't feel so totally inept after 20 plus years of playing guitar! LOL!!

  • It must hurt when he jacks off

  • i guess i'm just deaf..all i hear is just like sound of bees swarming.. :(

  • Coolness!! He's playing Flight of the Bumblebee!!!

  • what is that song/melody called that he plays ? O.o

  • @IvIichau1515 Flight of the bumblebee

  • @sakura777cute cheers

  • oh yeah

  • this isn't called fast playing. crap

  • save yourself 5 minutes of life and cut to 4:45

  • @kellsull92 Thanks.

  • this is good but check out john petrucci

  • @Maccromash just watced the second this is amazing :L

  • Oh don't even pretend you're not jealous. ;)

  • and that, my friends, is how you make the sound of a truck with a broken engine. *slow dramatic clap*

  • how the hell can he do that!

  • He is Asian .. i bett he is ..

  • I bet this guy is a beast at guitar hero

  • now do it underwater

  • now do it underwater

  • se dio un saque con puloil el maestro!

  • Man this guy is awesome, now he needs to right some songs alla anata.

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  • Thumbs up if he showed you the middle finger . :(

  • after the first time , i was like WHOOOAA , can it get any faster , and after the last one , i was speechless

  • is that the song off of guitar hero? lol , i swear it is

  • at 0:53 he is subtly flipping you off

  • I don't like this guy.

  • this is the only thing he knows how to play

  • my mind has been blown to pieces, put back together, then blown again

  • WOW.!the stuff which hes playing is called "flight of the bumble bee" which is infact one of the fastest piano pieces .

  • he's giving us the F finger. that is not cool man not all but he is a really fast guitar player so thumbs up

  • 733 son idiotas q les gusta slash

  • what is with all the chuck norris and arrow in knee comments?

  • Fun Fact! After all his time practicing in the bedroom - he jerks-off just as fast!

    (ok I'll stop being a bitch - the guy's got some serious, serious picking chops ... )

  • that fuckin has notin to do with MUSIC man :) but great :)

  • Sped up . Like three times he could do it

  • That's pretty cool . Let's hear him do malmsteen

  • Let's see someone FC this song on Guitar Hero.

  • @firealarmfreak5 Calling to GuitarHeroPhenom 

  • i was that guy but i took a arrow to the knee

  • Define super sonic finger. That's him.

  • the melody name is "flight of bumbel bee"

  • this guy must jackoff like a fiend O_O

  • @shadowdx99 why is it every time i come to this video a comment like this is the first i see =p

  • @shadowdx99 I think people onyl like this comment because it says "JackOff" It makes no sense he can play the guitar fast...what does that have to do with masturbating..

  • @maalbadeen chuck norris used to beable to do that then he to took an arrow to the knee just like bigbarr0849

  • I bet his arm would explode if he tried that on an acoustic. I heard he's up to 600 bpm. now. Very nice

  • i would be happy if i met this guy even if he was pointing middle finger on me

  • He's pointing the middle finger at us

  • I was looking for a Classical Music Speed Run Video and I found this

  • 320 is a real toe tapper!

  • I love how at the beginning he rolls his eyes at the low speed which for everyone else is super fucking fast.

  • speedhack...:-/

  • holy fuuucckkkkkkkk

  • thumb up if you notice he stick out his middle finger all time!!

    lolololol

    XD

  • fake

  • rythem guy means he would rather not ever be anything near the best. n dont hit me with the speed isnt everything bit cause its not but u cant be any more technical or a better guitarist then someone if they can play your best riff faster an accurately. that's like saying a guy who can punch just as hard as you but takes a sec longer to throw his punch is as good a puncher as you because he has heart an soul and feels his strikes

  • now for some actuall music not spastic noises like dubstep

  • this guy is Dio's son

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  • the fastest guitar player in the world still can' t do hot chicks if he looks like that.

  • @faintinglove literally the funniest comment on here

  • He should make a band called light speed and theyd play the fastest thrash metal ever lol XD

  • ok...quando posso sentirti suonare il volo del calabrone? ahahaha :-)

  • Wonder how he got so good .... :D:D

  • @DonDuxlq Crystal meth. Try it i guarantee youll play everything faster.

  • What good is speed when it sounds as terrible as this?

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  • pfft.. chuck norris can do that with his eyes closed by USING HIS FEET

  • @maalbadeen or his tongue^^

  • @maalbadeen i think u mean his hair

  • @maalbadeen yeah dude ur right.chuck norris can play that shit without even holding the guitar..lol

  • @maalbadeen those jokes are getting old

  • His wife is happy to have him ;)

  • man u think they would have picked a different song

  • He cums in 1.7 seconds

  • what if it goes rong

  • the middle finger on his right hand is pissed off.

  • if he played slowly this video would be 40 minutes long

  • I used to be that good, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • What a terrible tone...

  • when your mexican , your fast at EVERYTHING ;)

  • i used to be able to play gutar that fast but then i got an arrow shot though my knee

  • @bigbarr0849 Very weak

  • @bigbarr0849 i used to be able to play guitar until i took an arrow to the knee wich took an arrow to the knee wich also took and arrow to the knee

  • @bigbarr0849 You're doing it wrong.

  • @bigbarr0849 fail. It's 'but then I took an arrow to the knee.'

  • @bigbarr0849 I used to tell Skyrim jokes but then i took a vagina to the penis

  • he wont have arthritis because hes moving so fast that it is almost like he isnt moving at all.

  • check out his right hand, imagine when he masturbate with that kind of speed

  • 1:10

    He is showing something like "I'm amazing so fuck you"

  • He messed up. 

  • Lol. That is fast :)

  • He must also hold the record for worlds fastest fapper...

  • He never had a girlfriend...

  • @llvllarkinho He had many with hands like those.

  • @GeorgeWashington456 hehehe, very fast, but really boring...womans runs if i play some at 1/5 speed of this guy, lol.... i prefer some 10 notes from Satriani, or any other genial song... masturbation speedsters sucks...

  • @llvllarkinho until now...

    

  • I wonder how long it would take him to fill a glass :o

  • 4:43 yeah not so bored now are you cunt

  • his ok

  • The faster version is pain to the ears

  • RrrrRrrrRrrrRrrrRRrrr!!!!!!!!

  • i'm freakin' out!

  • it looks like hes flippin the birdxD

  • try fapping at 280 bpm 

  • Kaputter Mixer LOL :D

  • dragonforce are faster go look up "fury of the storm" by dragonforce

  • DAMN .

  • I guess he burns his dick everytime he jerks it...

  • I play that fast with my feet.