Barney's Mind - Episode 5

[DSLORD54]

lol when he said no when all the alens were around him it sound like he was in half-life2 when the rebels are about to die

[oozekip]

why do his thoughts echo?

[IRAMightyPirate]

@oozekip not everything is said inside his head, he talks to himself a lot.

[oozekip]

@IRAMightyPirate oh sweet, i wasn't actually expecting a reply :D anyways, thanks for clearing that up.

[dottaification]

Man, the Black Mesa Weighted Storage Cubes leave something to be desired.

[flatiou]

Does every security guard in Black Mesa owes him noney?

[machiner6]

All these dark and echoing voids are scaring me. Submachine (the series) was almost nothing but that, and there's always that sickening fear of what would happen if you fell into the blackness. At least black mesa's has handrails.

[jtr12345ify]

Black Mesa: UN Voted Most Foobar Place

[DoodDC1]

Hey pirate! Why cant anyone think underwater? wait...the top comm....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[IRAMightyPirate]

Wow, re-watching this the audio is so horrible. I don't know what I was thinking. XD

[mckeeca93]

@IRAMightyPirate its not that bad. I've heard worse...it's entertaining at the least

[GreyFenn]

@IRAMightyPirate I like this episode ... It´s not that bad, though some of the others are better. Anyway, you have a nice voice. You don´t sound like Barney, but you sound like you could´ve been if you know what I mean, haha.

[machiner6]

@IRAMightyPirate I was wondering how someone's voice could echo not twice, but 3 times. that would have to be an extra-dimentisonal place.

[HumorisLogical]

@IRAMightyPirate Its okay. That's like asking what Monty Python was thinking when they made such a low budget movie. Also, while I'm writing this, did you know that your videos are incredible?

[Mylesdude101]

Why can no one THINK underwater?

[IRAMightyPirate]

@Mylesdude101 A good question to which I have no answer.

[Mylesdude101]

@IRAMightyPirate Whoa. O-O I didn't expect you to reply. The author NEVER replies to me! I was beginning to think I was a ghost.

[IRAMightyPirate]

@Mylesdude101 I reply to plenty of people. But usually only when they say something that hasn't been mentioned a million times. This is the first time someone pointed out the water thing.

[Mylesdude101]

@IRAMightyPirate Oh....I guess the ghost thing was pretty dumb then.... but I strive to not make repetitive, boring, or otherwise stupid comments (I FAILED). :)

[venomxstar]

@IRAMightyPirate The reason is the only thing you would hear is don't drown don't drown DON'T FUCKING DROWN!!!!!

[kakokapolei123]

@Mylesdude101 Do the Minds play their games first before they make their Minds?

[Mylesdude101]

@kakokapolei123 I don't know. Probably, since they need to know what to expect, so they can make funnier jokes based on what is about to happen, rather than what already has.

[kakokapolei123]

@Mylesdude101 That question was supposed to be for Ian, but I accidently clicked on your name lol

[vinni40k]

@Mylesdude101 because when you swim underwater wearing heavy body armour and carrying both a crowbar and multiple firearms, the only thing that you CAN think 'plz don't drown, plz don't drown, plz don't drown, ...' :P

[romarpatacsil]

BOMBS AWAY! 8:27

[rexisprime12]

@MaKarvoV2BlitZ where's my money bitch!

[Mylesdude101]

@rexisprime12 I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!

[MaKaroV2BlitZ]

I might have known that guy. He might have owed me money. That mean you own me money !

[adamcrook11]

@DARKNINJA251 He did it on PC more likely because Fraps is a computer program.

[rOfLcOpTeR4100]

you sound like DOC off redvsblue

[sabrewolfgun]

love this, just love it, funny mixed with stupidity, wow

[faraandmera]

Shephars Team?

but shephards team only arvied around surface tension, so that would mean in the time it took gordon to get all the way to surface tension barney would be here. i guess that could make sense because we dont know how long barney was out when the elevator fell.

this is just me thinking over the game time-lines

[Bruno1020xp]

Shephard's Team? OMFG ._.

[capylego]

a shit out of ammo wheres my spaz lol

[MrDuckBringer]

Why is How to Make a sock puppet the top recommended video?

[hendrix4ever193]

It's a steam thing, google it and there is a link to steam support and you can download it for free.

[musicislife9070]

is it a cheat

[jellywillreturn]

@musicislife9070

I have absolutely no idea what you mean by that? If you're asking about how he puts his gun away, yes it's a cheat. Google it; I believe it is impulse_200.

[musicislife9070]

how does he put his gun up

[machiner6]

I found out how to reach the other side of the catwalk, but it's tricky: First get yourself caught by the barnacle, shoot yourself off and you'll land there. two medkits are on that side.

[musicislife9070]

barney is more afraid of cats than aliens

[ltspidy]

"Hey1 that guy coulda owed me money! Now u owe me money! -----------------Wheres my money? I WANT MY MONEY! BLAM! Barney Calhoun, dept collecter"

[wolfen1113]

@iamthechanceman. Actually, you can still use first aid machines with godmode on

[gametrick2]

Did anyone else think of Family Guy when he said "Where's my money Bit*h"

[TheIflame]

Where in hell is the EVERYBODY DIES! part? I love that part

[vpfan207]

this whole place is ssA.

[TheIronman119]

liked the line from freemans mind

[Grove332]

you had godmode on?

[iamthechanceman]

@Grove332 no he didn't, you can hear the first aid station's when he uses them

[Masterfootballer23]

Damn you gotta actually put away the weapon when you are doing something, but respect for the remakes!

[Alenthas]

You know, I did this myself while playing Blue Shift and I came up with better jokes from time to time, just sayin :P

[Getboxd]

Thumbs up if you would talk to your self if you ever get stuck in an apocalyptic situation!

[magnumslinger]

@Getboxd makes you wonder the mental stability of the Left 4 Dead.. nah... EVERY Valve main character XD

[deoxys199]

its weird barney s major concern is hand rails

[4131025]

what if you accidentally died ingame?

[TsucasaElkGSI]

@4131025 They cut it out or make it into a joke like Ross Scott did with bad doritos and hallucinations when he fell off the ladder.

[cybercobra2]

8:27 THE PHISYCS THEY DO NOTHING

[TheChickenrun3]

this is fuckin awesome i watch this,freeman's mind and chell's mind for HOURS

[kontagiflash]

the hole facility is ssa (ass backwards)

[Shintsu2]

Blech, don't recommend people to watch that horrible new Star Trek movie - recommend them to burn it and kill JJ Abrams. Worst abomination evar. Definitely follows the rule, all odd numbered ST movies will suck - even numbers FTW (Though they'll break it if the next one is like 11)

[KillerPengunie2498]

LOL! uhhgh that thing is like a meaty spitwad with teeth... well its got pretty nasty ass tounge hangin down too LOL!

[demonhuskfang]

Barney calhoun: job selector

[zdt0427]

did anybody hear him echo lol between 3:24 and 3:26 lol greaft series dude do other kinds! :)

[IRAMightyPirate]

@MikeWooden1 You're correct, I taught myself everything I know about voice acting based on my experiences with this series.

[31277b]

@IRAMightyPirate

Hey. Is this post voice acting or real time?

[IRAMightyPirate]

@31277b post

[31277b]

@IRAMightyPirate

Ahh i guess you'd have to be magic for this to be real time. xD

[PeterJHYT]

(Reads some comments before)

Okay, heres the timeline

200x: Black Mesa Incident(official date by Valve. I think it was the Portal team that contradicted it as 1998, but Valve went "No, its 200-, thats final")

202x: Half-Life 2

202x+: Portal

2xxx: Portal 2

[FurryHuman]

echo! :D

[DragonflightProduct]

Lol at D&D reference

[Attewir]

i have always been waiting for a movie of half life, but i think this does the trick too! i love Scott, he's a genius (If he now even was the original guy who invented this whole "Commentary on HalfLife" thing!

[YesusFist]

you sure that it was a good idea to fire the shotgun right over the crate filled with explosives at 7:42?

[IRAMightyPirate]

@YesusFist in reality a shotgun wouldn't set off explosives (unless they're really unstable) but, yeah, probably not the best idea Barney. ;)

[YesusFist]

@IRAMightyPirate videogame logic ftw! :)

[TheShane39569]

@IRAMightyPirate where do you get the hi-res pack you used?

[willooo09]

@YesusFist depends on weather it was plastic or gunpowder or what.

[Kingdedede77]

Shepard! 

[nickslayer13]

heh,im playing resident evil 4 right now.just blastin off heads with the handcannon.

[viliussmproductions]

making freemans mind is waaay harder here if u make a mistake u just say "its not me its barney"

[theshoeburger]

what are the commands you used for this? like hiding the gun, and hiding the HUD?

[specter99]

@theshoeburger

check out shepards mind, tells you there

[AntiCitizenX]

I love the obsession with hand rails.  Always makes me laugh.

[TheHero3197]

9:39 THIS IS BLACK MESA

[Zleepy187]

0:50 damn good question , how DO those things get up there ?

[armymen12002003]

this give the name security guard a whole new name

[LuvSasukeOrElse13]

the end made me f*cking rofl xD

[CyanideBlizzard]

Honestly speaking, considering how quickly these episodes were produced I think you did a bang-up job. Sure, it does tend to strongly mimic Freeman's Mind, but you certainly can tell a lot of care and effort went into the production of this.

I tip my hat to you good sir!

[bigfatcarp93]

I know Gearbox made Op4 and BS (Bullshit, hardy har har, not funny), blue who the hell made Decay? Wasn't VALVe busy with HL2?

[ShinChan56798]

@bigfatcarp93 Decay was made by a modding team

[TwilightKun4]

The Black Mesa incident occurred in the 2000's

since the dates seen are "200-x" so anywhere from 2001-2009

May 16 is when the incident occurs and Half-life, Blue Shift, Opposing Force, and Decay start at varying times

two of you should download the PC Decay Port and do a mind set on that, except you'd need two girls

[wesrock143]

"hey i could have known that guy,he could have owed me money.....THAT MEANS YOU OWE ME MONEY!!!!!!! genuosliy put pirate.



[Splinterdraco]

wow.... you're firing a shotgun just millimetres from a crate marked "explosive"? xD

[TonyWellst]

echo effect = immersion..... immmmmmmmmmerrrrrrsionnnnnn

dont put explosives in canal... that took me three hours to figure out

[TonyWellst]

echo effect = immersion..... immmmmmmmmmerrrrrrsionnnnnn

[gaaragang65]

ultor still uses floppy disks

[ilikecake12321]

wow barney taste pee water

[death6998]

"insert funny line from video here"

[DoctorWhosBabe]

@death6998 wow, im hungry, id kill for a slice of pizza right now

[death6998]

@DoctorWhosBabe what did i say

[DoctorWhosBabe]

@death6998 i actually dont remember anymore 0.0

[death6998]

@DoctorWhosBabe oh yea

[yaik7a]

The Black Mesa incident is set between 2000 to 2009

[LutenantDmitri]

" ahh..it smells....thatw a stupid..why did i think i could jump that.."

[DeathAngleful]

The Head Crabs in HL2 AND GMOD look better lol

[X4Valor]

@IRAMightyPIrate Do you think the scientists use the bottomless pits to stock up on chips, soda and muffins? I mean, if they wanted to, that would technically qualify as storage...

[SchmingoD]

see if i buy anyone here a pizza again XD

[DarkFateJumper]

Turn on god mode..

[sammo5000]

@DarkFateJumper Don't be a cheap ass..

[DIENOOBful]

I LIEK Freeman,Barney,Shreapards Minds Series :D

[rebalalliance712]

Shephard's team was a little occupied with being dead or finding a way around industrial cutting lasers.

[n1b3luNg]

lol. You forgot to put your Shotgun away on the latters.

[CommanderKiller312]

Dont worry whatever Happend , the Dead Shotgun guy did it at all .

Like the Aliens ...

Or the Zombies ...

Or the Suiciders ...

Or (Insert Something here)

Its always Mr.Dead Shotgun Guy

[supersnow17]

9:42 sounds like your having sex and or are getting raped :P

[MrHaxman123]

@MrLolwut24 Not what i meant,but close enough.

[mees462]

AAAHRG, BACKZAPPER!!

[ATP2555ify]

shouldn't be called Calhoun's mind instead of BARNEY'S MIND!

[TheHijackreaper]

You bitch about people owing you money, but you still owe like eight people a beer!

[IRAMightyPirate]

@TheHijackreaper heheh, yeah, Barney's the ultimate hypocrite.

[MrShinjiTabris]

@IRAMightyPirate lol when i first saw the tounge things I thought i was suppose to use them to swing across the place ^.^ bad idea lol as i typed this barney did the same thing..... ;D

[death6998]

@TheHijackreaper by the end of barneys life he will owe every one in the world a beer

[HL2BarneyCalhoun]

@TheHijackreaper No

[xXninja13Xx]

@TheHijackreaper I know, he still hasn't given gordon one either

[TheHijackreaper]

WHERE'S MY MONEY BITCH

[TheLukalos]

what emulator did you use?

[KirbyY15]

"i didn't even know that guy, he might owe me money"

[harryploper1]

Are you re-doing the whole series? because you did episode 1-2.

[SirAlfredAshford]

wheres the money bitch?!

[xdcRt]

my computer was so shitty when i played this i has to play it at lowest settings ^_^

[fearoftheboxer]

Ultor still uses floppy discs and dial up internet

[blackyoshi1230]

Seeing as you mentioned Aliens, you wish you were Corporal Hicks in this telling, especially since you have the shotgun, huh?

[LuvPeaceUnitySiberia]

For the most part, too much time is spent on commenting/doing things that a normal player would not, e.g., jumping up toward a pipe and looking down and gasping for air, etc. It has to be most of the time, a fill-in-the gaps for the silence between point A and B in the game, which the player subconsciously fills through their thoughts, which are however voiced in the video. Remember, the video is supposed to surround the game's story with commentary, not surround the commentary by the game..

[IRAMightyPirate]

@LuvPeaceUnitySiberia well put, I agree totally.

[ARHZONE]

@IRAMightyPirate great video ps tell barney i said hi

[jokersspawn1]

@IRAMightyPirate i dont really get why he said that but freemans mind is almost just like this but different voice actors and different game just keep up what youre doing and hey, maybe you will be as good as freemans mind some day.

[DoctorWhosBabe]

@LuvPeaceUnitySiberia heheheh, you spend to much time critisizing crap, get a fucking life, no ofense meant mistrious guy i dont know

[LuvPeaceUnitySiberia]

@DoctorWhosBabe this coming from the guy who answers.. 3 months after i posted this? :))

[DoctorWhosBabe]

@LuvPeaceUnitySiberia lol sorry -_-

[YalcomMacob]

@LuvPeaceUnitySiberia too many words talk less u make my brain hurt

[LuvPeaceUnitySiberia]

@YalcomMacob it's not that many words genius, and if they make your brain hurt, i feel sorry for your weak minded self

[YalcomMacob]

@LuvPeaceUnitySiberia screw u i waz tryin 2 make a joke out of it

[YalcomMacob]

@LuvPeaceUnitySiberia Too many words.

[willooo09]

@LuvPeaceUnitySiberia well, when you look at it, the title is BARNEY'S mind, not SOME RANDOM PLAYER'S mind. this is what the personification of what the player thinks the main character in real life would be thinking. this is not a play through with commentary, this is a play through where the poster acts as though this were a first person perspective of what they experienced.

[KriokBoy]

@LuvPeaceUnitySiberia Actually, this is not a game review, it's more like a movie.

Stop giving fail advices, over 100.000 people watch this..

[Nicholasc99]

@KriokBoy i like to use a playlist to make it feel like a movie

[cybercobra2]

@LuvPeaceUnitySiberia im sorry i know your comment is 9 months old but i just have to say this...

did even WATCH the freemans mind video's? (when you made the cooment i mean) becouse that i EXACTLY what he does in that!... sorry my inner rager was just screaming out >.<

[LuvPeaceUnitySiberia]

@cybercobra2 he doesn't. he says interesting related things, but always retains the game as the center of his discussions. control your inner rage :p

[Emfir]

9:45 Member Left :D

[Emfir]

@Emfir wops, ment to post that on nr. 6 :D

[Xmetalearth]

After cringing through the first few episodes, it's getting better.

[machiner6]

Double bad luck at 1:10! :D

[chrstilen5]

Lisening to you is more fun then playing the game.......

[Spuddoc]

do you have an HD pack?

[Ftiafpi]

@Spuddoc yes

[slawski01]

sucker

[ToiletRule]

that guy at the end that fell was tiny XD

[Rapthorne54]

Wow i like how you made the echo's here Magnificent ;)

[kitrana]

wheres the concern for his fellow guards?

[Desmond21228]

No offense but ive been thinking about this for a time one thing that seperates you and shepards mind from freemans mind is that he doesnt talk about the time period rember this game was made in 1997

[IRAMightyPirate]

@Desmond21228 well, I feel his missing out then. Just because the game was made in '97 doesn't mean it has to be set in '97.

[n00byneko]

According to the timeline, the 7 resonance cascade was in 2000, if that helps.

[n00byneko]

I did not type 7 what is this

[Ftiafpi]

@n00byneko interesting

[machiner6]

@IRAMightyPirate that's right, because the manual describes the timeline in this game as "200X" or "200-", which would at this point be in the past.

[machiner6]

@IRAMightyPirate I quoted the line from 4:20 in my Banana Phone vid in case you didn't know. I made it and included your Blogger pic to show that I like your series and it's my response to your repeated Banana Phone references.

[bigfatcarp93]

@IRAMightyPirate Quite right. Valve has stated that the Black Mesa Incident occurred in "200X". i.e. 2000-2009.

[TheThunderbutt]

@IRAMightyPirate The game was made in 1999 but takes place in 1998. (The original Half Life was made in '98 but the expansion packs, Blue Shift and Opposing Force were made by Gearbox a year later.

[thegodofs]

@IRAMightyPirate according to a valve imployee portal took place a little after the RC.

also in Portal: Prelude (though not cannon I believe that valve didn't make a prequal because ppl were happy with prelude) in a test chamber it claims that there in 2001

and sence it is said, that means that it must be at least 2005 when the RC happened and portal in 2007 (as that is when it was made)

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I hope you've enjoyed my point of view on this situation :D

[xBOBnALEXx]

@IRAMightyPirate think about it.. they have hi tech doors,sentry guns, technology to extract power from aliens which caused it and other high tech stuff.

[DarkvindFromIllier]

@IRAMightyPirate according to info i found on the net theres no specific year the game is set in... but its 2000 something.

[ZachTheFurryFox]

@IRAMightyPirate the black mesa incedent happened in 200X

[enguin33]

@Desmond21228 the black mesa event was acualy set in 2009(maby 2008, i dont remember it perfectly), not 1997

[Tundragrass]

@Desmond21228 Ya because in the game there are teleporters and i dont think we have teleporters today

[TheThunderbutt]

@Tundragrass Black Mesa is a government research facility so it could be real but just kept secret by the government. Also, in Half Life, teleportation was just discovered and could only take people short distances or to Xen.

[TheEventMaker]

@Desmond21228 I think Blue shift was made in 2001 by Gearbox.

[SandOprods]

@TheEventMaker along with that, the game set's between 2000 and 2009 (valve hasn't specified)

[TheThunderbutt]

@TheEventMaker I believe it was made in 1999 by Gearbox. That's the year Opposing Force was made so I might be wrong.

[Roylonger1]

@Desmond21228 First thing first, i am not IRAMightyPirate

Second, this game was set in 200- (- means whatever you want)

[nack287]

@Roylonger1 A.D. OR B.C.

[slycooper112]

@Desmond21228 Infact, the time the Black Mesa Incedent ocurs is actually supposed to be in the year 202-something.